Defender Darren Dennehy played the whole ninety minutes as Ireland U21's lost 3-1 to Nigeria in the second game of the Under-23 Intercontinental Cup tournament this aftenoon.
Ipswich's Billy Clarke struck for Ireland. Ireland face Iraq in their final game on Tuesday.
HAIL HAIL THE BOYS ARE HERE WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE HAIL HAIL THE BOYS ARE HERE WHAT THE HELL DO WE CARE NOW
FOR IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR AND IT’S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO SUPPORT AND IF, YOU KNOW, YOUR HISTORY IT’S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WE DON’T CARE WHAT THE RED SHITE SAY WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE BECAUSE WE ONLY KNOW IF THERE’S GONNA BE A SHOW THEN THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME) EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME) EVERTON (WHAT’S OUR NAME) EVERTON
OH WE HATE BILL SHANKLY AND WE HATE ST. JOHN BUT MOST OF ALL WE HATE BIG RON AND WE’LL HANG THE KOPITES ONE-BY-ONE ON THE BANKS OF THE ROYAL BLUE MERSEY
SO TO HELL WITH LIVERPOOL AND RANGERS TOO THROW THEM ALL IN THE MERSEY AND WE’LL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT WITH ALL OUR MIGHT FOR THE BOYS IN THE ROYAL BLUE JERSEY
(Alt ending: AND WE’LL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR THE GREEN AND WHITE AND THE BOYS IN THOSE EVERTON JERSEYS)
To the tune of "We Shall Not Be Moved" by The Seekers
WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT’S GONNA WIN THE FA CUP (AGAIN) WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!
"FA CUP" can be replaced with "Premier League", "Champions League", "European Cup" etc.
Alternative Version
WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS OURS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS OURS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
THE FA CUP IS OURS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED THE FA CUP IS OURS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED NOT BY THE SHITE, THE MANCS OR THE COCKNEYS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT'S GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!
SING A SONG OF GLORY BOYS WE’LL SING A SONG FOR YOU MARCHING WITH AN ARMY BOYS AN ARMY DRESSED IN BLUE FROM DIXIE LAD TO WEMBLEY WE’LL SHOW WHAT WE CAN DO
WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY! EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY!
WE SHALL NOT WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED IN 1977 THO WE ROSE UP LIKE THE SEA WITH A NEW COMMANDER BY THE NAME OF GORDON LEE NOW WE’RE ON THE CREST AGAIN AND BACK WHERE WE SHOULD BE
WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE’LL GO MARCHING TO GLORY!
EVERTON! WHEN THE FINAL VICTORY COMES OH WE’LL BE THERE TO CHEER EVERTON THE MIGHTY IN ANOTHER MIGHTY YEAR AND WHEN THE BATTLE STARTS AGAIN OUR VOICES YOU WILL HEAR
WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY
WE SALUTE THE HEROES WHO GAVE GLORY TO OUR NAME DIXIE DEAN AND ALL THE BOYS WHO LIT THE SPORTING FLAME THEY’RE STILL MARCHING WITH US IN THE SPIRIT OF OUR GAME
WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY EVERTON – WE’RE WITH YOU ALL THE WAY EVERTON – NO MATTER WHERE WE PLAY WE WILL BE TOGETHER AND FOR EVERTON WE’LL STAY WHILE WE GO MARCHING TO GLORY
To the tune of "You Are My Sunshine" by Johnny Cash
YOU ARE MY EVERTON MY ONLY EVERTON YOU MAKE ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY EVERTON AWAY OH ALAN HARPER (OO, OO) OH ALAN HARPER, OH ALAN HARPER, OH ALAN HARPER, ALAN HARPER AND ALAN HARPER, SO PLEASE DON’T TAKE MY EVERTON AWAY
WE ARE THE SCOUSERS THE COCK OF THE NORTH WE HATE THE COCKNEY’S MANCUNIANS OF COURSE WE ONLY DRINK WHISKEY AND BOTTLES OF BROWN THE EVERTON BOYS ARE IN TOWN NA NA NA…
THOSE WERE THE DAYS, MY FRIEND WE TOOK THE STRETFORD END WE TOOK THE SHED, THE NORTH BANK HIGHBURY WE'D LIVE THE LIFE WE CHOOSE WE'D FIGHT AND NEVER LOSE WE WERE THE BOYS OF EVERTON FC LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
THE STREET END'S COMING UP THE HILL, BOYS THE STREET END'S COMING UP THE HILL, BOYS THEY ALL LAUGH AT US THEY ALL MOCK AT US THEY ALL SAY OUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED BORN TO BE A SCOUSER VICTORIOUS TO BE IF YOU WANNA WIN THE CUP THEN YOU'D BETTER HURRY UP BECAUSE WE'RE EVERTON FC VICTORIOUS AND GLORIOUS AND WE’LL TAKE THE SPION KOP BETWEEN THE FOUR OF US!
HELLO HELLO HOW DO YOU DO WE ARE THE BOYS IN ROYAL BLUE WHERE’ER WE GO WE FEAR NO FOE WE’LL KEEP THE RED FLAG FLYING LOW FLYING HIGH, UP IN THE SKY WE’LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGH WE’RE OUT OF WORK AND ON THE DOLE SO STICK YER RED FLAG UP YER HOLE
EVERTON, EVERTON WE'RE FOREVER EVERTON ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL EVERTON'S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL
WE'VE GOT THE BEST SUPPORTERS ON ANY FOOTBALL GROUND AS LONG AS THEY'RE BEHIND US WE'LL NEVER LET THEM DOWN THE MEN WHO GO FROM MERSEYSIDE TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS WILL HEAR THE CALL OF EVERTON COME RIDING ON THE GREEN
EVERTON, EVERTON WE'RE FOREVER EVERTON ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL EVERTON'S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL
WE'RE THE KINGS OF GOODISON WE PLAY IN ROYAL BLUE ON THE BALL THE TOFFEEMEN WILL PLAY IT SWEET FOR YOU WE PLAY IT ON THE CARPET WE PLAY IT IN THE AIR WHICHEVER WAY WE PLAY IT WE PLAY IT FAIR AND SQUARE
EVERTON, EVERTON WE'RE FOREVER EVERTON ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE EVERTON'S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL
THE STORY THAT IS EVERTON FROM THE DAYS OF DIXIE DEAN THE STORY WE WILL CARRY ON THE GLORY OF OUR TEAM IN EVERY LAND AND CONTINENT WHEREVER FOOTBALL GOES WE'LL PLAY THE GAME THAT'S EVERTON AND BRING THE HONOURS HOME
EVERTON, EVERTON WE'RE FOREVER EVERTON ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL EVERTON'S THE TEAM THAT PLAYS BEAUTIFUL FOOTBALL
To the tune of "Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!" aka "The Prisoner's Hope" by George F. Root
WE’RE ON THE MARCH WITH MOYESY’S ARMY WE’RE ALL GOING TO WEMBLEY AND WE’LL REALLY SHAKE ‘EM UP WHEN WE WIN THE F.A. CUP COS EVERTON ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM
OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR NEVILLE SOUTHALL (AND WE LOVE OUR NEVILLE SOUTHALL) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR SHAGGY STEVENS (AND WE LOVE OUR SHAGGY STEVENS) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR PSYCHO PAT (AND WE LOVE OUR PSYCHO PAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR KEV THE RAT (AND WE LOVE OUR KEV THE RAT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR DEGSY MOUNT (AND WE LOVE OUR DEGSY MOUNT) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR PETER REID (AND WE LOVE OUR PETER REID) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR TRICKY TREV (AND WE LOVE OUR TRICKY TREV) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR ANDY GRAY (AND WE LOVE OUR ANDY GRAY) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR GRAEME SHARP (AND WE LOVE OUR GRAEME SHARP) GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR PAUL BRACEWELL (AND WE LOVE OUR PAUL BRACEWELL) PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL) GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR KEVIN SHEEDY (AND WE LOVE OUR KEVIN SHEEDY) KEVIN SHEEDY (KEVIN SHEEDY) PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL) GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON AND WE LOVE OUR HOWARD KENDALL (AND WE LOVE OUR HOWARD KENDALL) HOWARD KENDALL (HOWARD KENDALL) KEVIN SHEEDY (KEVIN SHEEDY) PAUL BRACEWELL (PAUL BRACEWELL) GRAEME SHARP (GRAEME SHARP) ANDY GRAY (ANDY GRAY) TRICKY TREV (TRICKY TREV) PETER REID (PETER REID) DEGSY MOUNT (DEGSY MOUNT) KEV THE RAT (KEV THE RAT) PSYCHO PAT (PSYCHO PAT) SHAGGY STEVENS (SHAGGY STEVENS) NEVILLE SOUTHALL (NEVILLE SOUTHALL) OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON COS IT'S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO PLAY FOR AND IT'S A GRAND OLD TEAM TO SUPPORT AND IF YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOUR HEART GO WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WE DON'T CARE WHAT THE RED SHITE SAY WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE? COS WE ONLY KNOW IF THERE'S GONNA BE A SHOW THEN THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE
I WAS WALKIN' DOWN LIMEY SWINGIN' ME CHAIN WHEN I SAW A COCKNEY - I ASKED HIM HIS NAME HE CALLED ME A PRICK SO I HIT HIM WITH A BRICK NOW THAT COCKNEY IS DEAD NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA NA...etc.
ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME A NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN GOAL
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE THIRD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE FOURTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE FIFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE EIGHTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME EIGHT ANDY GRAY SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE NINTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME NINE GRAEME SHARP EIGHT ANDY GRAY SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE TENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME TEN PAUL BRACEWELL NINE GRAEME SHARP EIGHT ANDY GRAY SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE ELEVENTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME ELEVEN KEVIN SHEEDY TEN PAUL BRACEWELL NINE GRAEME SHARP EIGHT ANDY GRAY SEVEN TRICKY TREV SIX PETER REID FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DEGSY MOUNT FOUR KEV THE RAT THREE PSYCHO PAT TWO SHAGGY STEVENS AND NEVILLE SOUTHALL IN OUR GOAL
ON THE LAST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME E-VER-TON WE LOVE YOU EVERTON WE DO WE LOVE YOU EVERTON WE DO OH EVERTON WE LOVE YOU
To the tune of "We Shall Not Be Moved" by The Seekers
WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT'S GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO EUROPE WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO EUROPE WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED NOT BY MILAN, MADRID OR JUVENTUS WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED
WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED WE SHALL NOT, WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED JUST LIKE A TEAM THAT'S GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!
To the tune of "Tramp! Tramp! Tramp!" aka "The Prisoner's Hope" by George F. Root
WE'RE ON THE MARCH WITH MOYESY'S ARMY WE'RE ALL GOIN TO GAY PARIS AND WE'LL REALLY SHAKE THEM UP WHEN WE WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE COS EVERTON ARE THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM!
TELL ALL THE REDS YOU KNOW MOYESY'S ARMY IS OFF TO PORTO AND THERE'LL BE THOUSANDS OF BLUES WE'LL ALL BE TWATTED ON BOOZE MOYESY'S ARMY IS OFF TO PORTO
To the tune of "It's A Long Way To Tipperary" (famous old War song)
IT'S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW IT'S A LONG WAY TO GO IT'S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW FOR THE GREATEST TEAM I KNOW GOODBYE UPPER PARLY FAREWELL CLAYTON SQUARE IT'S A LONG WAY TO PLAY IN MOSCOW BUT THE EVERTON BOYS WILL BE THERE
WE'RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WE'RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE US WE'RE GOIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!
WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET? WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET? WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE RED SHITE NET – SUPER LEE CARSLEY! SUPER, SUPER LEE SUPER, SUPER LEE SUPER, SUPER LEE SUPER LEE CARSLEY
DUNCAN HAD A PIGEON, A PIGEON, A PIGEON DUNCAN HAD A PIGEON, A PIGEON HE HAD HE FLEW IT ALL MORNING HE FLEW IT ALL NIGHT HE FLEW IT OVER ANFIELD AND SHIT ON THE SHITE!
DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE WEARS THE NUMBER NINE HE WEARS HIS SHIRT WITH PRIDE HE WEARS IT ALL THE TIME HE WEARS IT IN THE SHOWER HE WEARS IT ON THE NEST DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE IS THE FUCKING BEST!
To the tune of "Lily The Pink" by The Scaffold
WELL WE'LL DRINK A DRINK A DRINK TO DUNCAN THE KING THE KING THE KING HE'S THE LEADER OF OUR FOOTBALL TEAM WELL HE'S THE GREATEST, CENTRE-FORWARD THAT THE WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLD HAS EVER SEEN!
DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN
RIO COULDN'T FIND HIM IT SEEMED HE'D LOST THE PLOT AND WHEN THE BALL HIT THE NET HE KNEW IT WAS THE SCOT
DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN
HE DID IT BACK IN 95 HE DID IT AGAIN THIS NIGHT HE BROUGHT THE STADIUM BACK TO LIFE AND WE'RE STILL ABOVE THE SHITE
DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN
HE MADE US FEEL SO VERY PROUD HE IS A REAL TRUE BLUE HE RAN ALL NIGHT TO SCORE HIS GOAL TO SHOW THAT FUCKING ROO
DUNCAN IS OUR HERO HE WEARS THE NUMBER TEN HE SCORED A DIVING HEADER AND DID THE MANCS AGAIN
JAMES McFADDEN ON THE WING E-I-E-I-O AND ON THAT WING HE HAD A TRICK E-I-E-I-O WITH A TRICK TRICK HERE AND A TRICK TRICK THERE HERE A TRICK, THERE A TRICK EVERYWHERE A TRICK TRICK JAMES McFADDEN ON THE WING E-I-E-I-O
To the tune of Jimmy Mac
OH OH OH JIMMY WE’VE GOT JIMMY MAC COS WE DON’T NEED ROONEY BACK
To the tune of "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountains"
YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE YOU CAN STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY STICK YOUR WAYNE ROONEY UP YER ARSE JIMMY VAUGHAN!
To the tune of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles
JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN, JIMMY JIMMY VAUGHAN
HE SCORES GOALS GALORE JOE MAX-MOORE HE SCORES GOALS GALORE JOE MAX-MOORE HE SCORES GOALS GALORE JOE MAX-MOORE JOE MAX-MOORE GOALS GALORE
To the tune of "More, More, More"
POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER SHE IS A DIRTY WHORE AND WHEN SHE'S SHAGGING BECKHAM SHE THINKS OF JOE MAX-MOORE MOORE, MOORE, MOORE HOW DOES SHE LIKE IT HOW DOES SHE LIKE IT JOE MAX-MOORE!
OH THE BAKAYOKO OH THE BAKAYOKO YOU PUT YOUR LEFT LEG IN RIGHT LEG OUT IN OUT, IN OUT SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT YOU DO THE BAKAYOKO AND YOU TURN AROUND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT OH THE BAKAYOKO, OH THE BAKAYOKO...
TOGETHER WE ARE THE GREATEST TEAM TOGETHER WE’RE MAKING HISTORY TOGETHER STANDING SIDE-BY-SIDE TOGETHER WE WEAR THE SHIRT WITH PRIDE
TOGETHER WE’LL GIVE IT EVERYTHING TOGETHER YOU CAN HEAR US SING TOGETHER EVERY BOY AND MAN TOGETHER SUPPORTING EVERTON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON
TOGETHER WE’RE GOING TO THE TOP TOGETHER WE JUST CAN’T BE STOPPED TOGETHER LET’S ALL MAKE A NOISE TOGETHER FOR THE GLORY BOYS
TOGETHER WE’LL GIVE IT EVERYTHING TOGETHER YOU CAN HEAR US SING TOGETHER EVERY BOY AND MAN TOGETHER SUPPORTING EVERTON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON DUNCAN DUNCAN FERGUSON
EVERTON’S GONNA WIN THE CUP BIG DAVELS GONNA LIFT IT UP LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO LET’S GO
ALTOGETHER NOW ALTOGETHER NOW ALTOGETHER NOW FOR EVERTON
REMEMBER BOYS BACK IN 66 WE WON THE CUP WITH CATTERICK KENDALL’S BOYS IN 84 NOW BIG JOE ROYLE IS COMING BACK FOR MORE
ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER NOW) ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER FOR EVER) FOR EVERTON (ALTOGETHER NOW)
NO SPIRIT STRONGER THAN THE BLUES TODAY WE’RE GONNA PLAY THE EVERTON WAY THE GOLDEN VISION, DIXIE DEAN THE SCHOOL OF SCIENCE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM
ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER FOR EVER) FOR EVERTON (OH OH)
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
WE’LL WIN THE CUP AGAIN EVERTON IN THE HALL OF FAME GLORY DAYS HERE TO STAY JOE’S BLUE ARMY COMING DOWN WEMBLEY WAY
ALTOGETHER NOW (TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (OH OH TOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (FOR EVER FOR EVER) FOR EVERTON (EVERTON AND EVERTON)
ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (ALTOGETHER) ALTOGETHER NOW (OH OH) FOR EVERTON (FOR EVERTON)
IT’S THE NEWS FOR THE BLUES AND THERE’S NO MORE TIME TO LOSE COS WE’RE HOT ON THE TRAIL AND THERE’S NO WAY WE’RE GONNA FAIL
SO GET YOU’RE COAT ON AND GET MOVIN COS WE DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF LOSIN SO COME ON COME ON GET DOWN TO GOODISON PARK
(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH) EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES
WE’RE ON – THE MOVE COS WE’VE GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE IT’S NO SURPRISE THE BLUE BOYS ARE ON THE RISE
SO GET YOU’RE COAT ON AND GET MOVIN COS WE DON’T KNOW THE MEANING OF LOSING SO COME ON COME ON GET DOWN TO GOODISON PARK
(OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH) EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY EVERTON THE SPIRIT OF THE BLUES EVERTON WE’VE NEVER SHONE SO BRIGHTLY
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER
EVERTON FOREVER WE ARE ON OUR WAY TOGETHER GETTING STRONGER EVERY DAY WE ARE WINNERS ALL THE WAY
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER
WE’RE THE NEW SENSATION WE’RE THE TALK OF ALL THE NATION WE’RE SO PROUD TO WEAR THE BLUE SHARE THIS MAGIC DAY WITH YOU
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO EVERTON IS THE BEST WE ALL KNOW WE’RE THE TEAM WE’RE SUPREME NUMBER ONE AND WE LOVE YOU – EVERTON
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO SIDE-BY-SIDE AS WE SING ALONG TOGETHER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER E-V-E-R-T-O-N WE’RE EVERTON AND WE’LL BE EVERTON FOREVER