Deadline Day Thread 31/08/12

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I'm missing Redknapp's interviews. He puts the "window" into transfer window.

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Just need to change our sponsership from Chang to Duvel/Jupiler/Stella/add other Belgian beer and we're done!

Hoegaarden or nothing.

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I had a quick glance at RAWK and I have to say the natives are restless. And for once I can't really blame them. Paying £15m for Joe Allen, then claiming £7m is too much for Dempsey. They've got two recognised strikers, with not many goals likely to come from any other player.

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Leffe or bust. Normally bust.

Depends on whose bust, but okay, let's agree on Leffe.

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Now for Suarez to snap his achilles

I don't even wish that for Suarez. A failed drug test, oh yes baby.

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What?

Rochefort 10.

That's a monastery beer, isn't it? Although they'd probably still cough up more than Chang.

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The deal is completed except the club didn't have time to do all the paperwork, hence the deal sheet that was introduced a couple of years ago, which is a brief overview of the deal. The completed paperwork must then be in place by 1am or the deal is off.

Yes, but the deal sheet could also be written in a scribble of a two-year old provided that the player to be signed is a triffic little player.