Martinez gets the Belgium job

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My gob is smacked.

Someone else has bought in to his snake oil salesman patter.

He'll get to a semi final and spend the next few months telling everyone what a great achievement it was.

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He's taking Grahame Jones.

Oh lord.

He must waken up every morning thanking the lord for making Martinez so fucking gullible.

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You can just see a few of the Belgian stars turning up for the first international break, taking one look at Graeme Jones & thinking "Who the fuck are you, you fucking bell?"

About 35,000 Evertonians did that every fortnight.

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http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/roberto-martinez-turned-down-34m-11824683

Martinez has barely been in Belgium for one month and his dad is already acting like a Belgian dad.

Going somewhere without Jones etc might have been the best thing for him.

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More concerned that another game passes and Lukaku hasn't scored.

I read somewhere he's only scored 6 goals in total this calander year.

He only played 20 odd minutes.

They'll be more concerned at only having one shot on target.

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Well Belgiums not by concern to be honest. Lukaku's form on the other hand is and it's pretty poor this year. 

He'll be fine. He was shite towards the end of the season a long with everyone else. He didn't have a great Euros but he's only played one 90 minute game for us since his injury so he'll be a bit rusty. Once he scores one he'll be up and running again.

He's 23 and done it for years already, a dip is to be expected from time to time but there's nothing to worry about there.

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Maybe we can tempt him back to sort out our defending.

He's one of the few people with the ability to make it worse.