2017-18 Today's football

[Everton Mint]

No matter how he plays overall, Lukaku will score goals and point to his record whatever people say.

New season, same story... done f- all but scores.

[Tinga]

[Big Nev]

I've stopped watching...can't stand the sound of Tyler masterbating

[TheTone]

is right Waterford, fuck off Cork ye cunts, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss sssssssss

[Everton Mint]

2-0... should've charged £150m.

[Craig_1878]

Not really arsed about seeing Lukaku in a United shirt which is weird considering the number of goals he scored for us. I remember feeling sick when i saw Rooney on his United debut -  i guess its because we've been excpecting Lukaku to leave for some time and he's a bit of a nob. He'll do well there though, for sure.

[sam of the south]

Ugh.

It's like walking into a nightclub, and seeing the girl you are still in love with sucking off the DJ.

He's now doing her doggy in the lavs

[Shogun]

Doing what he always has done, goals against the likes of West Ham were guaranteed.

Let's see him in the big matches.

[DannyR]

Lukaku scoring for united isn't a big deal.

Players come and go, a bit like fellaini I wasn't too bothered when he went.

[Bluedylan]

Brilliant goalscorer, as ever. Bound to score a shedload for them.

[Everton Mint]

Doing what he always has done, goals against the likes of West Ham were guaranteed.

Let's see him in the big matches.

Although United struggled at home against such teams in recent years...

[Cozzie]

Haha West Ham must HATE him.

[Escla]

He's now doing her doggy in the lavs

Getting a semi here thinking about what happens when Rom scores a hat trick 

[Big Nev]

Tyler will spunk all over Neville

[sam of the south]

Getting a semi here thinking about what happens when Rom scores a hat trick 

Anal.

And then jizzes in her hair 😔

Then she sees you at the bar, and gives you a patronising friend-hug.

And you can see the jizz in her hair.

You get a doner on the way home, just as the shop is closing, and it's abysmal, and riddled with salmonella and AIDS.

You go home and cry wank.