Not only because I put 200 Ameri-quid on Whitey, for the League's and my eyes' sake, I just can't take Villa's dire shite coming back up. Fulham fucking deserve this.
The Shite are gonna win 3-1, though. Only reason I merely bet modestly on them doing so is I can barely stand to look at myself in the mirror as is.
/no, I will not watch, and yes, I absolutely with all my heart want the Spanish asshole side to give them a hiding.