Everton V Lyon

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By behaving like a cunt?

Yes

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GET IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To clarify, I'm not saying it wasn't cuntish behaviour, but it was effective.

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Sigurdsson taking this fucker over, too.  He has SPACE TO OPERATE.

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Keane lost the plot again, FFS

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True but fuck it, he didn't.

I admit to cackling like mad when the ref showed the yellow, even though I know that's wrong/evil of me.

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We're going to have to malky their keeper again.

Better let Cuco do it this time, nobody will notice if he gets sent off and/or suspended.

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Holgate conceded a pen, probably scores a 4 or a 5, still better than Cuco and Keane today.  Have a fucking word.

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uh oh, they've noticed we have no defence

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He has been shite.

Agreed.  Thus, the 4-5 grade.  Cuco probably a 2, Keane a 3.

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good effort by DCL, more possum by Lyon.  These can get fucked.

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Three Stooges territory there

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Koeman OUT!!