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August 04, 2016, 04:19:31 AM
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Jimmywhack

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It's the players that sucked, guys.
His set up sucked a lot too


Simply simply lovely

August 04, 2016, 04:19:43 AM
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Cassius

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It's the players that sucked, guys.



Praise the lord for that well-placed comma.

August 04, 2016, 04:20:34 AM
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bluenuck


Praise the lord for that well-placed comma.

Me speak good english


August 04, 2016, 04:22:08 AM
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August 04, 2016, 04:22:23 AM
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bacon sarnie


Wonder what his nickname will be?

August 04, 2016, 04:24:25 AM
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cantoffee


Belgium doing everything they can to ruin the best group of players they will ever have.


August 04, 2016, 04:29:49 AM
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bacon sarnie


Gary Lineker said: “Roberto Martínez is the new coach of Belgium. Wish him well in turning a side that plays really open into one that plays....really open.”

Taking the piss now........

August 04, 2016, 04:32:51 AM
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The most telling thing for me was that when I first read it, I was about 75% certain it was a piss take. Maybe higher.

We all did man, we all did.

August 04, 2016, 04:32:52 AM
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Rom fell for it as much as us. Cast our minds back to the first season and the game against Arsenal when we lined up with Rom on the right flank. He fucked Monreal's ass all game and when he scored pointed straight to Roberto, ran over over him holding four fingers up and jumped on him like a mad man. He must have felt, like a lot of us did, that the man could do no wrong and we were riding the crest a beautiful wave to fourth place.

His reaction today is a perfect encapsulation of how that optimism died lolol
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 04:36:29 AM by hill135 »

August 04, 2016, 05:10:18 AM
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He is most definitely reading NSNO on his laptop and doing this...

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August 04, 2016, 05:30:27 AM
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This is just mental.

What are the Belgians thinking. They're a team of individuals who need someone to coach them as a team and they could not get anyone worse than Martinez for that.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:30:47 AM by TheRam »

August 04, 2016, 05:43:34 AM
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Hoping he teaches them things to take back to Spurs

[At a Spurs training session]

Pochettino: What are you doing?

Alderweireld: Roberto told me to... [interrupted with a loud SLAP!].

Pochettino: Don't listen to anything Roberto tells you. Ever.

[End scene]
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:55:05 AM by kramer0 »

August 04, 2016, 05:46:54 AM
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[At a Spurs training session]

Pochettino: What are you doing?

Alderweireld: Roberto told me to [SLAP!]

Pochettino: Don't listen to anything Roberto tells you. Ever.

[End scene]

The phrase "Roberto told me to do it" sounds uncannily like what a child blaming a broken vase on his imaginary friend would say.

I don't know why, but there is something in the name Roberto that just screams "imaginary friend".
« Last Edit: August 04, 2016, 05:47:28 AM by Major Clanger »
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August 04, 2016, 05:55:18 AM
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Bob Sacamano

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After year of Wilmots and now this it's pretty clear that the Belgian FA don't give a shit.

August 04, 2016, 06:42:11 AM
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“He loved Everton, he loved being back at Goodison Park. He always said it was like going to church.”