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Title: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Shogun on April 16, 2018, 03:15:10 AM
I know we're awful and they've hit a bit of form but it's Newcastle so I think we'll win.

The team will be:

Pickford
Coleman Keane Jagielka Baines
Gana Schneiderlin Rooney
Walcott Tosun Bolasie

Hope Sky get all the entertainment they deserve for putting this one TV.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: blargins on April 16, 2018, 04:37:15 AM
Christ it's not til next Monday.

Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Gash on April 16, 2018, 05:02:13 AM
Does MNF stand for mind numbing football?
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: TheRam on April 16, 2018, 05:08:18 AM
Oh I'm not going to this. Be fucking arsed.

Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: gizzblue on April 16, 2018, 05:38:09 AM
Wonder if the Park end will be singing the same song as the lads were down in  Swansea.

Hope fucking so regardless of the result.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Macca77 on April 16, 2018, 02:39:38 PM
The 15 fans need to make sure the board hear them singing "fuck off Sam Allardyce"

Pretty sure the Newcastle fans will join in
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Alanvideo on April 16, 2018, 02:43:17 PM
It's the 9th place play-off FFS
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Duncs_a_legend on April 16, 2018, 04:19:28 PM
Grim that Newcastle could go above us if they win.

Edit: just noticed that they've got a game in hand and are only 1 point behind us anyway! What a time to be alive  :'(
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Evertonian in NC on April 16, 2018, 06:09:52 PM
It's the 9th place play-off FFS

Grips the nation's footy imagination, this!
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on April 16, 2018, 07:08:04 PM
Be nothing like being out thought by the waiter to put the final nail in Sams lid.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: D15TIN on April 16, 2018, 09:30:18 PM
We usually beat Newcastle comfortably at home, rooney always scores against them too.

2-0 Rooney & Walcott
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Hannibal Lecter on April 16, 2018, 11:35:23 PM
Oh I'm not going to this. Be fucking arsed.
I'm not going neither.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Jimmywhack on April 16, 2018, 11:37:04 PM
Swerve
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on April 17, 2018, 01:52:50 AM
It's the 9th place play-off FFS
Do you think we can do 9th?
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Bally on April 17, 2018, 02:21:31 AM
Oh I'm not going to this. Be fucking arsed.
See ya by the tesco then lad haha
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on April 17, 2018, 02:22:42 AM
West Ham just like Brazil tonight.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: bluenuck on April 17, 2018, 03:36:58 AM
Would like to see Klassen start.

I really see no issue with it.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: D15TIN on April 17, 2018, 04:09:04 AM
Would like to see Klassen start.

I really see no issue with it.
Id like to see Vlasic as the 10, cant see it like
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: NomadskiEFC on April 17, 2018, 04:12:16 AM
Has this season not finished yet? ffs.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Jamokachi on April 17, 2018, 04:43:44 AM
Newcastle have won 4 on the bounce, this will be a tough game.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on April 17, 2018, 06:19:07 AM
Don't worry  we are very very good at home.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Lxxx on April 17, 2018, 03:44:43 PM
Sam will have one eye on the power of Ayoze Perez and the energy of Jonjo Shelvey so expect us try and contain them for the first 70 minutes before letting us off the leash with an extra forward player after 75 minutes. With these being a form team.
Title: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Ramjam on April 17, 2018, 03:53:09 PM
                  Pickford
Semaus Keane jags Baines
            Sniderlin gana
    Walcott Rooney Bolasie
                   
                   Tuson

Fully expect this defensive shithouse approach
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: D15TIN on April 17, 2018, 09:24:59 PM
                  Pickford
Semaus Keane jags Baines
            Sniderlin gana
    Walcott Rooney Bolasie
                   
                   Tuson

Fully expect this defensive shithouse approach
Unfortunately I think it will be too, plus it wont be the usual walk over home win against Newcastle either, with the FSW in charge of them. Davies hasn't had the best season, but I think we create more and play better when he's in there, id drop either schneiderlin or gana to the bench, Rooneys record against these is excellent so has to start
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Shogun on April 17, 2018, 09:36:58 PM
These lost to us at their own ground which is a damning indictment this season.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Cereal Killer on April 17, 2018, 10:43:45 PM
These lost to us at their own ground which is a damning indictment this season.

How many times did they hit the woodwork or miss sitters though? Quite a few if I remember rightly
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Juanito on April 18, 2018, 02:46:41 AM
How many times did they hit the woodwork or miss sitters though? Quite a few if I remember rightly

Should have beaten us when they were poor. Now they are actually quite good.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: bogie on April 18, 2018, 05:27:06 AM
                  Pickford
Semaus Keane jags Baines
            Sniderlin gana
    Walcott Rooney Bolasie
                   
                   Tuson

Fully expect this defensive shithouse approach

funny that as the last 2 managers have played that way and its been called attacking football
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: sam of the south on April 18, 2018, 05:29:31 AM
funny that as the last 2 managers have played that way and its been called attacking football

We havenít been called an attacking side since Martinezí first season
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: bogie on April 18, 2018, 05:32:43 AM
We haven’t been called an attacking side since Martinez’ first season

same shit way of playing but 2 sitting and then 3 miles away form the 1 up top
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: sam of the south on April 18, 2018, 05:34:56 AM
same shit way of playing but 2 sitting and then 3 miles away form the 1 up top

Indeed.

Any formation can be attacking or defensive, it is all dependant on the Managerís wishes, the playerís aptitude and execution, and the quality of the opposition.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Lxxx on April 18, 2018, 05:33:20 PM
I think we've been blinded by this formation so we play it regardless, without the players who can really do it justice. Football seems to go in waves and this formation seems to be trend of the moment, which is great when you have a goalscoring threat across the front with pace and energy like a Mane and Salah on either flank with a mobile lad up top who can interchange with them. We have a willing lad in Tosun who hasn't the pace to swap positions and two players past their best in Walcott and Bolasie.

If we're going to persist with this then we need to buy players to fit it which means mid- 20's tops, who can run forwards and get back all day long.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: blargins on April 19, 2018, 06:10:46 PM
I think we've been blinded by this formation so we play it regardless, without the players who can really do it justice. Football seems to go in waves and this formation seems to be trend of the moment, which is great when you have a goalscoring threat across the front with pace and energy like a Mane and Salah on either flank with a mobile lad up top who can interchange with them. We have a willing lad in Tosun who hasn't the pace to swap positions and two players past their best in Walcott and Bolasie.

If we're going to persist with this then we need to buy players to fit it which means mid- 20's tops, who can run forwards and get back all day long.

I don't think Walcott is past his best. Improve on Tosun and Bolasie and Gana and Rooney and Schneiderlin and Jags and Keane and Baines and you'll see a better player.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Macca77 on April 20, 2018, 04:29:46 AM
https://twitter.com/Tony_Scott11/status/987068914051010561
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Gash on April 20, 2018, 05:42:41 AM
https://twitter.com/Tony_Scott11/status/987068914051010561

Even Sky are on the wind up.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Bally on April 20, 2018, 05:44:00 AM
Even Sky are on the wind up.
What's the bets the survey question will be within the first 5 minutes
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Thornton_19 on April 20, 2018, 07:02:06 AM
The atmosphere will be grim for this i reckon.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Jamokachi on April 20, 2018, 07:26:53 AM
Can someone come up with a survey based chant, that culminates with a big "fuck off Sam!"?
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Confucius on April 20, 2018, 07:45:16 AM
We donít need a survey to tell you to Fuck off Sam!!! Howís that?
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Jamokachi on April 20, 2018, 07:46:02 AM
I like it. @Bally (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=19) , get the megaphone out!
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: boothill on April 20, 2018, 08:54:36 AM
To the tune of immaculate mary

survey survey survey big fat sam
survey survey fuckoff big fat sam
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Toddacelli on April 20, 2018, 03:04:06 PM
Expecting:

                                                          Pickford
                                                           Robles
         Coleman   Kenny   Jagielka   Keane   Williams  Martina  Garbutt   Baines




                                                         Rooney


Play for the point, innit?
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Lxxx on April 20, 2018, 04:13:02 PM
https://twitter.com/Tony_Scott11/status/987068914051010561

Wow. Martinez talking about Allardyce. Grim, just fuckin grim.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Macca77 on April 20, 2018, 04:15:26 PM
Wow. Martinez talking about Allardyce. Grim, just fuckin grim.

It will be like something from the upside down world
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Brownie20 on April 20, 2018, 05:55:33 PM
Anyone want my ticket? It's on stubhub for £15
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Jamokachi on April 20, 2018, 10:08:04 PM
Anyone want my ticket? It's on stubhub for £15

I'll give you a toffee crisp.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: sam of the south on April 20, 2018, 11:08:10 PM
Expecting:

                                                          Pickford
                                                           Robles
         Coleman   Kenny   Jagielka   Keane   Williams  Martina  Garbutt   Baines




                                                         Rooney


Play for the point, innit?

Nah.





Garbutt is rubbish.
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: sam of the south on April 20, 2018, 11:15:43 PM
Iíd go with this, Iíd like to see how Davies, Klaassen, and Vlasic interact together (probably like strangers at first, but I reckon they would compliment each other pretty well)


                      Pickford
    Coleman Keane Jagielka Baines
                Davies Klaassen
            Walcott Vlasic Bolasie
                       Tosun
 
Robles, Funes Mori, Baningime, Rooney, Gana, Calvert-Lewin, Niasse
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Confucius on April 21, 2018, 01:09:13 AM
His big, he is white
he is all kinds of shite
He's got scurvy
We have a survey
Now Fuck off Sam.

The first two lines were me going retro with the chants
Title: Re: Everton v Newcastle (MNF)
Post by: Ridge on April 22, 2018, 04:03:15 AM
She watches it go long to the man on the wing
another flick on to no one
like the manager, no courage, guile or grace
maybe we'll have a shot in the next game

A conman, what he serves belongs in a bedpan
Tired of hearing insult after excuse
not parking a bus, it's more like a static caravan
he should be embarrassed to be there

oh think twice, we don't want another season with Walsh and Allardyce
oh think twice, we don't want another day with Walsh and Allardyce