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September 22, 2017, 12:43:08 AM
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Deano Blue Boy


At the match yesterday and I heard some fella say "Some games are too big for some refs" - What like the 3rd round of the League Cup?

Any good ones?
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September 22, 2017, 12:46:43 AM
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Toffee1


A particular favourite for Radio 5 Live is that 'Jurgen Klopp is a gentleman and a good guy'. His antics on the sidelines and after game interviews don't always uphold that belief in my eyes.

September 22, 2017, 01:11:48 AM
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A particular favourite for Radio 5 Live is that 'Jurgen Klopp is a gentleman and a good guy'. His antics on the sidelines and after game interviews don't always uphold that belief in my eyes.

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September 22, 2017, 01:35:29 AM
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Bluedylan


Can we stick 'Niasse could be better than Lukaku eventually' in here?
Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

September 22, 2017, 01:42:00 AM
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eyesalwaysblue


Everything is Niasses fault and when the "gel" sets we'll win the league.
I still despise Clive Thomas..

September 22, 2017, 01:59:53 AM
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Cereal Killer


Everton should be in for Cavani


September 22, 2017, 02:00:15 AM
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Duncs_a_legend

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Barkley loves the club
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September 22, 2017, 02:03:26 AM
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Major Clanger


Junior can't be any worse than Neville.
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September 22, 2017, 03:16:35 AM
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I remember once we where playing Chelsea around the time Mutu played for them.

In the lower gwladys and Mutu was getting ready to take a corner, some bird gets up and screams "MUTU! You suck crusty toenails!"

Just a truly horrendous shout and everyone around me was quite rightfully mortified.

September 22, 2017, 03:19:29 AM
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I remember once we where playing Chelsea around the time Mutu played for them.

In the lower gwladys and Mutu was getting ready to take a corner, some bird gets up and screams "MUTU! You suck crusty toenails!"

Just a truly horrendous shout and everyone around me was quite rightfully mortified.

That shout is specific enough that she must have had first hand experience of him sucking her crusty toenails for her to know.
Cordiali saluti, motherfuckers.

September 22, 2017, 03:22:47 AM
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Duncs_a_legend

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September 22, 2017, 03:23:07 AM
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That shout is specific enough that she must have had first hand experience of him sucking her crusty toenails for her to know.

That's what slayed me, the shout was so specific and delivered with such Gusto I was just absolutely shell shocked, blown away, did not stop thinking about it for ages after, days even.

Why crusty toe nails? She seemed quite proud of herself after delivering the line too.

Mutu put all kinds up his nose during his prime so I wouldn't have put that past him to be fair.

September 22, 2017, 03:36:21 AM
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"You bet bummed by Will Young"
Was that aimed at mcfadden or naysmith?


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September 22, 2017, 03:37:06 AM
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Jimmywhack

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Remember the mid 90s and the gwladys St singing we want Barlow on


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September 22, 2017, 03:37:59 AM
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The Analog Kid


I remember being in the Gwladdy years ago and there was some fella- blonde mullet, "ice wash" denim jacket and matching jeans, wouldn't sit down, until some arl fella behind pipes up "sit the fuck down Rod Stewart".

It worked.