Laugh along with those loveable Reds...

[Bob Sacamano]

So I'm guessing Klopp is "in" again? I can't keep up with their fickleness.

[stirlingblue]

Do what I did when the upper management sent me an email asking me to pick three things to be more like klopp, I answered In a reply to all, this
 " are you seriously asking me this, I mean you realise.. Really... Are you asking me to... I feel sick"

To which I got the reply from one of the directors "can you do Martinez then"
To which I replied "that's even worse"

I never received another of those emails

What does that email mean?

What business are you in Bally?

[Major Clanger]

Do what I did when the upper management sent me an email asking me to pick three things to be more like klopp

I admire your restraint. I probably would've felt obliged to actually write three things that would make me more like Klopp.

1. Become addicted to stimulants.
...

[Bally]

What does that email mean?

What business are you in Bally?

At that point in time I was managing an adult training centre, I have recently started a new business venture with a friend, doing access audits, and designing an app to accompany this, also developing some new bespoke training packages which can be tailored to the learners requirements

[Bally]

I admire your restraint. I probably would've felt obliged to actually write three things that would make me more like Klopp.

1. Become addicted to stimulants.
...

Mate after I'd sent that email I called one of the directors I had a decent working relationship with and asked was it a fucking piss take.

[TheRam]

We've just switched to using Skype as our office communicator.

I assumed this would not effect my life in any way.

I was wrong.

Turns out, Liverpool partner skype and skype now has special Liverpool emoticons. People in the office keep sending me this:



I need to find a new job

What, the fuck, is that?

[bacon sarnie]

Looks like Homer Simpson on a diet.

[Toffee1]

Was going to say it is his version of the Macarena known as the Moronena.

[Ramjam]

Karate kid, wash on wash off

[Toffee1]

Take with a pinch of salt as it is The Mirror but Barca are apparently looking at Flopp as a replacement for Enrique.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-eyeing-jurgen-klopp-liverpool-9846695

[Alanvideo]

Take with a pinch of salt as it is The Mirror but Barca are apparently looking at Flopp as a replacement for Enrique.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-eyeing-jurgen-klopp-liverpool-9846695

.............that would really piss them off . On the other hand Koeman is also on the list.

[bacon sarnie]

Klopp warning that the real Leicester will show up against them.

Tinfoil hat lad?

[BlueBeagle]

What, the fuck, is that?

A weird, hairy cunt in a jarg trackie with dad-trainers

[bacon sarnie]

Reminded me of Tommy 'the flying pig' Lawrence.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/21/sutton-united-wayne-shaw-fa-betting-rules

[Toffee1]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39050759