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February 17, 2017, 12:28:36 AM
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Bob Sacamano


So I'm guessing Klopp is "in" again? I can't keep up with their fickleness.

February 17, 2017, 04:18:53 AM
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Do what I did when the upper management sent me an email asking me to pick three things to be more like klopp, I answered In a reply to all, this
 " are you seriously asking me this, I mean you realise.. Really... Are you asking me to... I feel sick"

To which I got the reply from one of the directors "can you do Martinez then"
To which I replied "that's even worse"

I never received another of those emails


What does that email mean?

What business are you in Bally?

February 17, 2017, 04:25:29 AM
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Major Clanger


Do what I did when the upper management sent me an email asking me to pick three things to be more like klopp

I admire your restraint. I probably would've felt obliged to actually write three things that would make me more like Klopp.

1. Become addicted to stimulants.
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February 17, 2017, 04:36:23 AM
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Bally

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What does that email mean?

What business are you in Bally?
At that point in time I was managing an adult training centre, I have recently started a new business venture with a friend, doing access audits, and designing an app to accompany this, also developing some new bespoke training packages which can be tailored to the learners requirements
It's the roll I way

February 17, 2017, 04:37:42 AM
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Bally

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I admire your restraint. I probably would've felt obliged to actually write three things that would make me more like Klopp.

1. Become addicted to stimulants.
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Mate after I'd sent that email I called one of the directors I had a decent working relationship with and asked was it a fucking piss take.
It's the roll I way

February 17, 2017, 01:41:21 PM
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TheRam

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We've just switched to using Skype as our office communicator.

I assumed this would not effect my life in any way.

I was wrong.

Turns out, Liverpool partner skype and skype now has special Liverpool emoticons. People in the office keep sending me this:



I need to find a new job

What, the fuck, is that?


February 18, 2017, 12:45:01 AM
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bacon sarnie


Looks like Homer Simpson on a diet.

February 18, 2017, 02:04:19 AM
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Toffee1


Was going to say it is his version of the Macarena known as the Moronena.

February 19, 2017, 02:13:23 PM
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Ramjam


Karate kid, wash on wash off
WE ARE THE PEOPLE

February 19, 2017, 05:05:23 PM
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Toffee1


Take with a pinch of salt as it is The Mirror but Barca are apparently looking at Flopp as a replacement for Enrique.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-eyeing-jurgen-klopp-liverpool-9846695

February 19, 2017, 05:51:45 PM
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Alanvideo


Take with a pinch of salt as it is The Mirror but Barca are apparently looking at Flopp as a replacement for Enrique.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-eyeing-jurgen-klopp-liverpool-9846695
.............that would really piss them off . On the other hand Koeman is also on the list.
We are special ,we are Everton.

February 20, 2017, 10:54:26 PM
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bacon sarnie


Klopp warning that the real Leicester will show up against them.

Tinfoil hat lad?

February 21, 2017, 12:34:34 AM
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BlueBeagle


What, the fuck, is that?

A weird, hairy cunt in a jarg trackie with dad-trainers

February 21, 2017, 10:44:57 PM
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bacon sarnie



February 22, 2017, 07:01:42 PM
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Toffee1