August 23, 2017, 09:33:59 AM

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The Everton Forum / Re: Hajduk Split V Everton
« Last post by eyesalwaysblue on 36 minutes ago »
Go for it. Bang in a quick two and watch them spontaneously self-decombust along with their 'fans'.

"Spontaneous combustion or spontaneous ignition is a type of combustion which occurs by self-heating followed by thermal runaway and finally, autoignition."

Cunts.
Followed by a spontaneous ban of 25 years in all comps for Everton, on account of us being there at the time.
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My 80 year old parents are total hooligans.
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father and son not too pleased with Wayne either
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The Everton Forum / Re: Really!
« Last post by Jamokachi on 1 hour ago »
Since he's signed for us hasn't he consistently had a higher tackle and interception success rate than Kante? I'm sure I've read that somewhere.
He's also much better going forward than Kante.

Kante is a better passer of the ball and links up with the forward play better than Gana, though Gana has developed this since we signed Schneiderlin. And as Ram say, Kante doesn't need to tackle or intercept as much as Chelsea inevitably have more of the ball when they play. Kante is one of the best in the world in his position, and Gana simply isn't at that level. But that's no slight against how good he is for us. 
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The Everton Forum / Re: Davies the diver
« Last post by Jamokachi on 1 hour ago »
He started to fall to ground before there was any contact, it was a dive.

Yea, like In said, he needs to improve his technique.
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The Everton Forum / Re: Hajduk Split V Everton
« Last post by bacon sarnie on 1 hour ago »
Go for it. Bang in a quick two and watch them spontaneously self-decombust along with their 'fans'.

"Spontaneous combustion or spontaneous ignition is a type of combustion which occurs by self-heating followed by thermal runaway and finally, autoignition."

Cunts.
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General Football Chat / Re: 2017-18 Today's football
« Last post by bacon sarnie on 2 hours ago »
Could've easily been 5-1 with 10 mins to go. Crazy really. Celtic just don't travel around Europe well.

Glad we're not having to play in the early league cup round tonight.

Rodgers will take the EPL by storm if they ever let him back in. Ahem....
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O no the scum are saying weve put in a 27 mill bid for jimenez but benfica want 46mill :bonk:

If there's any truth in this then we should have it sorted for 40M on January 17th.  Sit tight Ronald.  Time takes time, as that daft shite Ringo Starr once sang.
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Kopites....

"It's a shame that Phil is now ill
If you listen to the rumour mill
The Spanish will have one last go
To purchase the boy in this window
Really, it's time to set him free
It's a fair deal, a good fee
He needs to play in the Camp Nou
Something big, something new
One league cup in eleven years
Eighth place finishes and muted cheers
The little bird must to Spain fly
Liverpool can find a new guy
Even If not there is nothing to fear
Next year will be our year!"

Argh!
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