I just think, if I’m Sporting Director the first fucking job on the list is to go right, here’s my ten strikers that will be to do some of the things that Lukaku could do. I’ve used our new data fella to help out it together and yeah, girouds on the list but there’s 9 other fellas so don’t get distracted ok?
After that, here’s my list of full backs - Coleman’s broke his fucking leg and Baines is aba 50 and they’ve been crucial for about 10 years sonit would be literally retarded to not find someone who can replace some of the energy and passing those lads can, especially with how important fullbacks are these days.
We’ve had a bid for Gareth Barry have we? Sorry nah, unless you want to buy one of these passing DM’s.