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February 09, 2017, 09:23:03 PM
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BlueForYou


This didn't rhyme:

He's short
He's fat
He's worth a million pounds
Peter Reid

If you know your history from the 80's!
"We don't need a badge - everybody knows those blue and white shirts..............Everton"

Harry Catterick


February 09, 2017, 09:35:45 PM
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pjk


Good news

He's big
He's Rom
He's worth £100mil
Lukaku




Haha. that rhymes quite nicely. Shame about the other one about Koeman. That's pants. :)
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February 09, 2017, 09:39:02 PM
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"We don't need a badge - everybody knows those blue and white shirts..............Everton"

Harry Catterick


February 10, 2017, 12:50:32 AM
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Gash

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He's blue
He's white
His rhymes are fucking shite
BlueForYou, BlueForYou

:)
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February 10, 2017, 12:52:05 AM
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School of Science


This didn't rhyme:

He's short
He's fat
He's worth a million pounds
Peter Reid

If you know your history from the 80's!


Think it was more

He's fat
He's round
He's worth a million pound
Peter Reid.
From my memory anyway, that deffo rhymes  :)
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February 10, 2017, 02:21:11 AM
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BlueForYou


Yes, you're right - my memory is Y-Front and I feel a right *unt!


Nice bash, Gash!
"We don't need a badge - everybody knows those blue and white shirts..............Everton"

Harry Catterick


February 10, 2017, 02:30:18 AM
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He's Dutch
He's class
He's our man in charge
Ronald Koeman
How about;
He's Dutch
He's class
He got rid of Niasse
Ronald Koeman

February 10, 2017, 02:47:44 AM
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BlueForYou


We're getting the hang of this

Kiss my Niasse
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February 10, 2017, 02:48:01 AM
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Cassius

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February 10, 2017, 03:07:20 AM
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Think it was more

He's fat
He's round
He's worth a million pound
Peter Reid.
From my memory anyway, that deffo rhymes  :)
Also
He's fat
He's round
His arse drags on the ground
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February 10, 2017, 03:28:25 AM
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He's blue,
Scottish,
He thinks your songs are pish
He's our Gash
He's our Gash
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February 10, 2017, 03:48:35 AM
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Tony Clifton


I know what the hold-ups are;  Bill and his fucking monologues.  And, his pager is in for repairs.  Also, the contract looks like a 1980s Yellow Pages.  He's waiting on his editor, and the proofreader only went and died on the job didn't he, so there's that as well...

"We were bloody great in the 1980s, Mino, did I tell you about the time - get Rom on the speakerphone - about the time...  Rom!  How are you son, would you like an Everton mint?  Oh no!  You can't have one because you're not even here!  Well you are, but, bloody hell this technology, anyway, about the time..."

February 10, 2017, 03:51:07 AM
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TheRam

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He's Dutch
He's class
He loves a bit of grass.

February 10, 2017, 04:07:31 AM
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Jimmywhack

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He's Dutch
He's class
He loves a bit of grass.
Or brass
Works on many levels
Heisenberg thoughts on Lukaku :
If he was English his value would be 10-15.

February 10, 2017, 04:35:39 AM
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