Toffees Chairman Bill Kenwright insists that the deal was straightforward.
“The red shitebag was kind enough to come to my house yesterday afternoon,” he told Soccer on Sunday. “We talked for a while about football, I outlined my feeling that he is scum, he said that he feels the same about me, we bareknuckle-boxed for several minutes and then shook hands on a deal. All very simple.”
Made me laugh anyway!