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Title: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Thornton_19 on November 08, 2012, 01:34:27 AM
Sorry if it's already been mentioned....but who think Everton releasing a sexy calendar will be hilarious?

Especially when this teaser has been released!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A7Hzmm8CUAAKA9G.jpg)
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: TheRam on November 08, 2012, 01:36:27 AM
There gonna need a double page spread for Distin, oh yes
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Silas on November 08, 2012, 01:36:44 AM
Well the women seems to be going absolutely crazy over it and it's for Everton in the Community so fair enough.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Thornton_19 on November 08, 2012, 01:38:39 AM
It's for a good cause so i am all for it, but we have a squad of ugly players, it's been all downhill in sexy terms since Arteta left.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Silas on November 08, 2012, 01:39:34 AM
It's for a good cause so i am all for it, but we have a squad of ugly players, it's been all downhill in sexy terms since Arteta left.

Kev will be popular.  I just hope Hibbo, Phil and Seamus are in it. The ugly trinity!
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Shogun on November 08, 2012, 01:39:56 AM
It's for a good cause so i am all for it, but we have a squad of ugly players, it's been all downhill in sexy terms since Arteta left.
Can you imagine Liverpools though? Shelvey, Suarez, Carroll, Skrtel!
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Verm on November 08, 2012, 01:40:34 AM
Kev will be popular.  I just hope Hibbo, Phil and Seamus are in it. The ugly trinity!

 :batty:
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Thornton_19 on November 08, 2012, 01:40:53 AM
Can you imagine Liverpools though? Shelvey, Suarez, Carroll, Skrtel!

Fair shout there mate.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: TheRam on November 08, 2012, 01:41:02 AM
It's for a good cause so i am all for it, but we have a squad of ugly players, it's been all downhill in sexy terms since Arteta left.

Distin is absolute perfection

Oviedo aswell

Vellios is a greek god

L
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Ross on November 08, 2012, 01:42:07 AM
It's for a good cause so i am all for it, but we have a squad of ugly players, it's been all downhill in sexy terms since Arteta left.

Never mind that they could have had the idea when Yakubu was there....real centre spread
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Alanvideo on November 08, 2012, 01:45:30 AM
Can you imagine Liverpools though? Shelvey, Suarez, Carroll, Skrtel!
.....plus that Spearing who is currently on loan at AFC Village of the Damned .  :snigger:
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Thornton_19 on November 08, 2012, 01:45:45 AM
Distin is absolute perfection

Oviedo aswell

Vellios is a greek god

L

Keep your kecks on Big Doug.....kin ell
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Silas on November 08, 2012, 01:49:19 AM
Me and Ramster are comfortable in our sexuality and it's fair to say Kev's pretty fit.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: TheRam on November 08, 2012, 01:51:32 AM
Me and Ramster are comfortable in our sexuality and it's fair to say Kev's pretty fit.

Fritzlsloveden reckons I look like him  :smug:
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Bluenose 91 on November 08, 2012, 01:52:17 AM
Kevin Mirallas is one handsome guy.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Ridge on November 08, 2012, 02:00:20 AM
Me and Ramster are comfortable in our sexuality and it's fair to say Kev's pretty fit.

It's one thing to be comfortable with it, but it's another thing to flaunt it, oh yes.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Risky on November 08, 2012, 02:05:27 AM
Well there's one of the mrs' christmas presents sorted.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Major Clanger on November 08, 2012, 02:05:54 AM
Well there's one of the mrs' christmas presents sorted.

Haha, same here.
Title: Re: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Gash on November 08, 2012, 02:09:36 AM
Excellent, do they still do the Pirelli calender, fair's fair like?
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Ross on November 08, 2012, 02:13:13 AM
Well there's one of the mrs' christmas presents sorted.

You won't be able to look her in the eye when she's longing for long hot summer nights of Mirallas and all you can think about is the Ram
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Confucius on November 08, 2012, 02:19:36 AM
We have Kev/Oviedo/Howard/Jags/Distin. Osman not half bad looking. Vellios too.

Felli gonna steal the show tho.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: cantoffee on November 08, 2012, 02:28:56 AM
Check out Howard.

Flashing some upper thigh and getting everyone`s mind racing.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2229328/Tim-Howard-Everton-strip-calendar.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2229328/Tim-Howard-Everton-strip-calendar.html)
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Shogun on November 08, 2012, 02:42:06 AM
Didn't even know Howard had tatoos lolol
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Sir Stealth on November 08, 2012, 02:42:27 AM
Were a good looking side these days, probs top 4 handsome in the prem. Good mix of rugged hunks and pretty boys.

In fact should we do a 12 shades of nsno calendar?Big Doug knows some handsome boys in here oh yes babey
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Risky on November 08, 2012, 02:47:17 AM
Didn't even know Howard had tatoos lolol

Some pretty dodgy ones too.  I liked the comment on the Mail website about his wife having sex with him whilst looking at her kids faces!
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: ALEX1878 on November 08, 2012, 03:04:21 AM
Neville's on the cover.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: DannyR on November 08, 2012, 03:39:31 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4qfyiPui1qc8e0uo4_500.jpg)
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: cantoffee on November 08, 2012, 03:40:28 AM
We`re really missing Cahill and Arteta here.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Gash on November 08, 2012, 03:45:34 AM
Neville's on the cover.

That's so that you don't need to look at him for a whole month.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Big Doug on November 08, 2012, 04:30:25 AM
Were a good looking side these days, probs top 4 handsome in the prem. Good mix of rugged hunks and pretty boys.

In fact should we do a 12 shades of nsno calendar?Big Doug knows some handsome boys in here oh yes babey

OH yes babey you know the score I would be a VERY happy man
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: DannyR on November 08, 2012, 05:07:47 AM
Were a good looking side these days, probs top 4 handsome in the prem. Good mix of rugged hunks and pretty boys.

In fact should we do a 12 shades of nsno calendar?Big Doug knows some handsome boys in here oh yes babey
I am known as Christian Grey!
Title: Re: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Bally on November 08, 2012, 05:29:17 AM
An nsno calender would be fucking hilarious
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: sharpattack on November 08, 2012, 05:50:52 AM
Backs to the wall lads, woofter alert
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: evertonjoe on November 08, 2012, 06:15:24 AM
Backs to the wall lads, woofter alert

Homophobe.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Confucius on November 08, 2012, 11:26:14 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4qfyiPui1qc8e0uo4_500.jpg)
If that's what the photographer can do for Felli, imagine what Kev and Oviedo is gonna look like.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: TheRam on November 08, 2012, 09:11:36 PM
Anyone got the distin one?
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Gash on November 08, 2012, 09:23:10 PM
I hope Fellaini's January?  :whistle:
Title: Re: Re: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Jimmywhack on November 08, 2012, 09:36:25 PM
I hope Fellaini's January?  :whistle:

Ha be brutal if he ain't

Sent via carrier pigeon
Title: 12 Shades of Blue.
Post by: Derek on November 13, 2012, 03:30:34 AM
http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/11/07/everton-reveal-12-shades-of-blue (http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2012/11/07/everton-reveal-12-shades-of-blue)

Opinions?

I think it'd excellent banter, done in a good spirit.

My wife is ridiculously excited about it. The Howard and Distin teaser shots have her so excited it's mad.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue.
Post by: Verm on November 13, 2012, 03:38:31 AM
http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,37665.0.html (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,37665.0.html)

;)
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Derek on November 13, 2012, 03:46:58 AM
Apologies. I did a search, realised I didn't do it properly. I'm also a terrible bastard.

Sorry!
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Shogun on November 21, 2012, 06:33:54 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A7hOxQECAAAlIh3.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/543003_10151109906346277_2144525936_n.jpg)
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: blargins on November 21, 2012, 06:43:04 AM
I hope Fellaini's January?  :whistle:

I'd actually hope he's February, I don't think that's a good shot of him at all.

Howard's tattoo is great though.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Major Clanger on November 24, 2012, 01:16:00 AM
Mine arrived today, my missus went out to pick it up from the courier guy and he was grinning like fuck. :)
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Shogun on November 24, 2012, 01:22:06 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8UpSbmCAAESHtO.jpg:large)
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Audrey Horne on November 24, 2012, 01:55:48 AM
clanger get the photies on!! i wana see the other lads.....kev ;)

i think they all look pretty hot so far :D
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Major Clanger on November 24, 2012, 02:01:38 AM
clanger get the photies on!! i wana see the other lads.....kev ;)

i think they all look pretty hot so far :D

Shogun already did it but the link doesn't work. Maybe this will: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8UpSbmCAAESHtO.jpg
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Audrey Horne on November 24, 2012, 03:43:32 AM
OH MY GOD Kev and Vellios  :o
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Major Clanger on November 24, 2012, 03:48:17 AM
OH MY GOD Kev and Vellios  :o

This is just December, all of them have their own month too.
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: TheRam on November 24, 2012, 03:51:16 AM
Vellios  :love:
Title: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: keiko on November 24, 2012, 11:35:41 AM
ha ha is it victor anichebe in the top picture there. riding on a bike machine at the gym? good smile, lol. 
Title: Re: Re: 12 Shades of Blue
Post by: Toddacelli on November 24, 2012, 02:18:08 PM
I can't believe he didn't go with the moody pouty look!