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Title: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Shogun on February 20, 2016, 01:40:20 AM
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AFC Bournemouth v Everton
Vitality Stadium
Saturday 20th February 17:15
FA Cup 5th Round


Bournemouth's last 5 matches

Sunderland 1-1 Bournemouth (Afobe)
Portsmouth 1-2 Bournemouth - FA Cup (King, Pugh)
Crystal Palace 1-2 Bournemouth (Pugh, Afobe)
Bournemouth 0-2 Arsenal
Bournemouth 1-3 Stoke City (Ritchie)

Everton's last 5 matches

Manchester City 3-1 Everton - Capital One Cup (Barkley)
Carlisle United 0-3 Everton (Kone, Lennon, Barkley)
Everton 3-0 Newcastle United (Lennon, Barkley Pen x2)
Stoke City 0-3 Everton (Lukaku Pen, Coleman, Lennon)
Everton 0-1 West Brom

Bournemouth

Bournemouth probably had their worst performance of the season with a 3-1 defeat at home to Stoke City in their Premier League match, last weekend producing their second consecutive defeat at the Vitality Stadium, after losing to Arsenal in the previous match. In fact, Bournemouth have only won three of their 13 matches at home all season (D4, L6) with Sunderland, Norwich and Manchester United the only sides to leave empty handed. The Cherries have lost three of their last four home matches and conceded at least twice in all of those defeats. This is just the fourth time Bournemouth have reached this stage of the FA Cup and although they've lost two of their previous three fifth round ties, both defeats came in a replay. Everton won 5-0 in the only previous meeting between the two clubs, back in 1937. Bournemouth have fallen behind on 14 occasions in the Premier League this season and they've only managed to pick up points in two of those instances (3-3 v Everton, 1-2 v Crystal Palace).

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Seamus Coleman scored his first goal of the season in Everton's last away fixture at Stoke City whilst Adam Smith scored his first Premier League goal to give Bournemouth the first of their three goals in the 3-3 draw between the clubs earlier this season. Smith has two Premier League goals from right back this season which is one more than Coleman despite the fact he has had 8 shots fewer than the Irishman (14). As the graphic shows, Smith also seems much better in a tackle and that's reflected by the number of tackles Per90 whilst he also boasts a winning tackle percentage of 57% compared to Coleman's meagre 46%. Unsurprisingly, Coleman does have better dribbling statistics but there is only a slight difference as the Everton defender leads by just three percent in the successful dribbles category (61%) and he's created 16 chances this season, four more than the Bournemouth man.

Possible Line-Ups

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Everton

Everton lost their sixth home match of the season last weekend as they failed to break down a dogged West Brom defence to lose their third match of 2016 with a 1-0 defeat (W5, D3). However, Everton have only lost two of their 17 away matches in all competitions this season with Manchester City (Capital One Cup Semi Final) and Arsenal (Premier League) the only teams to win against the Toffees at home this season. Everton have reached the Quarter Final stage in three of the last four seasons of the FA Cup with both victories coming at Goodison Park as they needed a replay to progress past Oldham in 2012/13 and beat Swansea at home in the 2013/14 season. Everton have produced the fifth highest amount of shots on goal in the Premier League this season and 53.8% of those shots have found the target which is the fourth highest of all Premier League teams whilst 18.5% have found the back of the net, second only to Leicester City (20.3%).

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Atkinson is a cunt.

Statistics & Injuries

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Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 20, 2016, 01:54:04 AM
Still cant believe we didnt beat West Brom.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: MmmblueBernard on February 20, 2016, 02:49:41 AM
Still cant believe we didnt beat West Brom.

At this risk of sounding like some twisted cold-hearted bastard - GET OVER IT!!!!!!!

it's how we roll...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheTone on February 20, 2016, 03:22:27 AM
no jumping into the crowd if we score a late winner lids
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: kramer0 on February 20, 2016, 04:15:33 AM
I don't think there's any outcome that would surprise me here.

Welcome to Roberto Martinez's Everton.

Edit: Sadly, I rate conceding a late, soul-crushing goal that forces a replay as the most likely outcome. But I'm also heavily pessimistic by nature.

Second Edit: An optimist might say that forcing a replay with a late goal is more likely.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 04:23:45 AM
There is a light and it never goes out...

I like the idea of Pienaar and Deulofeu on the wings, though.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: kramer0 on February 20, 2016, 04:26:38 AM
There is a light and it never goes out...

I like the idea of Pienaar and Deulofeu on the wings, though.

A double-decker bus crashing onto the pitch is one of the few outcomes that would surprise me.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 04:29:17 AM
Hopefully Bournemouth will be concentrating on league survival and won't be too arsed about this. 
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Alanvideo on February 20, 2016, 04:34:28 AM
A double-decker bus crashing onto the pitch is one of the few outcomes that would surprise me.
...............
this is what I expect will happen...........

Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 04:42:03 AM
bournemouth disabled?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 20, 2016, 04:47:53 AM
Joel
Coleman Stones Jags Baines

           McCarthy Barry

Deulofeu     Barkley   Pienaar

                   Lukaku
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 04:57:12 AM
no jumping into the crowd if we score a late winner lids

Haha the fans are already responsible for us dropping 4 points with their stupid antics!

If we cause an FA cup exit too then I don't want to hear anyone complaining about Martinez!

Light clapping for any post 90minute goals shall suffice
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 04:58:10 AM
Done with Everton if I see another pair of Lonsdale slip ons.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Zoolander on February 20, 2016, 04:59:59 AM
Thanks to @Eddie I'm going to this one.
I warn you all - my record of viewing victories is not good.
Heard that Bmth are likely to field a heavily changed side.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: ally2 on February 20, 2016, 05:12:24 AM
I'm so done with 4-2-3-1
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Redartin on February 20, 2016, 05:28:35 AM
Confident of this one. Remember lids we had 3 consecutive 3-0 wins prior to West Brom.
Bournmouth are not going to park a double decker the way West Brom did.
This will be an open, free flowing, high scoring game with us edging it 5-3.

People with dicky hearts should maybe give watching this live a miss.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: MmmblueBernard on February 20, 2016, 05:49:57 AM
Hopefully Bournemouth will be concentrating on league survival and won't be too arsed about this. 

yeah... and play the b-team who are all super motivated to get a first team place....... ;)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 05:51:25 AM
Would be nice for Arouna Kone to score again as he has netted in every single FA Cup game for us this season, which is quite a record

When was the last time a player scored in every round including the final?

Will surely be a new answer to that question come May

Go Ed Arouna
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Alanvideo on February 20, 2016, 01:42:30 PM
bournemouth disabled?
...............ha ha no. The link works if you click on the title on the top left of screen.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Trowel on February 20, 2016, 04:49:28 PM
Everton have played a total of 15 domestic cup ties under his leadership (a total of 17 games), yet they’ve progressed on just two of the seven times they’ve been drawn against top-flight adversaries.

 :eh:

 :-\
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Rhys on February 20, 2016, 04:49:33 PM
Hopefully Bournemouth will be concentrating on league survival and won't be too arsed about this. 

Like Norwich in the league cup earlier in the season....
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Lxxx on February 20, 2016, 04:55:09 PM
Really didn't want to drink today after last nights session but as it's on TV I don't see how I can't. Watching us sober these days is painful.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Jimmywhack on February 20, 2016, 05:10:47 PM
Fa cup. Last 16 and I totally can't be arsed

It's a sad state of affairs
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: AllyBlue14 on February 20, 2016, 05:13:22 PM
I'm with Lizz, last week's game was a bitter pill. Every week I'm optimistic we'll win, some weeks I even expect it. That alone is a massive change in mindset from growing up in the 90s, where I just expected us to lose every match.

At least then we were just a bad team. I'd much rather be where we are now, but as a fan it's even more frustrating - it's like the football equivalent of "locked-in syndrome". We know there's so much more to give, but we rarely ever see it.

Hats off to Shogun, week in, week out with the match previews. it was all I could do to read anything about Everton this week. You stand as an admirable beacon of dedication among the backdrop of mediocrity we're routinely served.

This is quite a negative post for me, so I'll end on a high. It's away from home and in the cup (although it's not yet at a stage where I'd prioritise it over a league win) so I reckon we'll win  ;D
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 05:20:25 PM
Fa cup. Last 16 and I totally can't be arsed

It's a sad state of affairs

I can't.

Because I know we won't win it, so what's the point?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 05:21:04 PM
Fa cup. Last 16 and I totally can't be arsed

It's a sad state of affairs

Yeah ya can. Win this were in the quarters, win that were at Wembley. Win that were in the final. Win the final were in the Europa league. Win next seasons Europa league and were in the Champions league. What's not to get excited about!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ell Capitan on February 20, 2016, 05:37:35 PM
Soon as we play someone good we'll lose.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: ally2 on February 20, 2016, 06:09:58 PM
We kick off in a few hours. Never seen such little interest in a match day thread.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 20, 2016, 06:10:52 PM
Yeah ya can. Win this were in the quarters, win that were at Wembley. Win that were in the final. Win the final were in the Europa league. Win next seasons Europa league and were in the Champions league. What's not to get excited about!

Yeah sure, win this get Arsenal away next, beat them and get Spurs in the semi final beat them and get City in the final, yeah, we're gonna win the cup because we are in such brilliant form aren't we !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 20, 2016, 06:12:15 PM
We kick off in a few hours. Never seen such little interest in a match day thread.

Because we just know that they are going to wreck yet another weekend for us !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on February 20, 2016, 06:19:13 PM
5hrs away
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 06:31:58 PM
Yeah sure, win this get Arsenal away next, beat them and get Spurs in the semi final beat them and get City in the final, yeah, we're gonna win the cup because we are in such brilliant form aren't we !

Yeah 3 wins in the last 4 and we've only conceded 1 goal in that time. Pretty decent!

COYB

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 06:32:08 PM
I can't be assed with all the 'we can win the cup' bollocks if we win only for them to bottle if when we play someone decent.

If the big teams were out the cup then I'd be a lot more interested, but i know we'll lose soon as we play someone good.

Just want the season to be over with. Hopefully have new owners and a new manger for next season.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ross on February 20, 2016, 06:35:51 PM
I can't be assed with all the 'we can win the cup' bollocks if we win only for them to bottle if when we play someone decent.

If the big teams were out the cup then I'd be a lot more interested, but i know we'll lose soon as we play someone good.

Just want the season to be over with. Hopefully have new owners and a new manger for next season.

Have you ever had your serotonin levels checked?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 06:37:23 PM
Have you ever had your serotonin levels checked?

I literally haven't, ruud.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 20, 2016, 06:42:58 PM

I can't be assed with all the 'we can win the cup' bollocks if we win only for them to bottle if when we play someone decent.

If the big teams were out the cup then I'd be a lot more interested, but i know we'll lose soon as we play someone good.

Just want the season to be over with. Hopefully have new owners and a new manger for next season.

Not sure we'd bottle it vs a good team.

To be fair, we'd just lose through being poor :(
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 06:44:28 PM
Not sure we'd bottle it vs a good team.

To be fair, we'd just lose through being poor :(

True. Saying 'bottled it' adds a bit more gravitas for the fume though.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 20, 2016, 06:48:19 PM
I do have a theory that RM is a lucky manager in that he seems to have always just done enough to either keep his reputation going or get a great job.

E.g. The late, late escapes with Wigan, including that one where Carlton Cole missed from 2 yards and then they went down the other end and scored; if they'd lost they'd have been down.

Or that season where they won at Anfield and the Emirates and beat Utd in the last 8 games or something.

Then when it finally ran out he wins the Cup.

He's on the line here but a Cup win would give him massive credit for at least another season.

Therefore I think we can win it :)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 20, 2016, 06:50:30 PM

True. Saying 'bottled it' adds a bit more gravitas for the fume though.

Ha, yeah fair enough.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 06:53:48 PM
hmm. full of hope - and history is on our side -  but the banana skin beckons...

http://www.11v11.com/teams/everton/tab/opposingTeams/opposition/AFC%20Bournemouth/
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 20, 2016, 06:55:02 PM
Wow this thread is de-press-ing.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 20, 2016, 07:08:10 PM

Wow this thread is de-press-ing.

Discussing our defensive approach?


:)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 20, 2016, 07:11:10 PM
Discussing our defensive approach?


:)

That would be non-pressing
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 07:40:06 PM
Really didn't want to drink today after last nights session but as it's on TV I don't see how I can't. Watching us sober these days is painful.

pills, man!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 07:42:41 PM
Yeah ya can. Win this were in the quarters, win that were at Wembley. Win that were in the final. Win the final were in the Europa league. Win next seasons Europa league and were in the Champions league. What's not to get excited about!

If you were such an optimist, where's your plan to win CL?  Roberto is disappoint.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 20, 2016, 07:48:43 PM
I'm also in the 'can't get excited or arsed about this' camp.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 07:52:12 PM
I'm also in the 'can't get excited or arsed about this' camp.

I am trying to talk myself into that category...but I know exactly when the match starts, I'm already in my blue clothes, and when we win this...I will believe in spite of my brain that knows better.

Because deep down, I am a stupid, stupid Blue.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: School of Science on February 20, 2016, 07:58:59 PM
Jesus it's depressing on here lately, yes I moan like fuck when we lose and sometimes knee-jerk, like I did last week. But for fucksake I still want us to beat whatever was in front of us. We were unlucky imo in our semi against City, but we can win this cup.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 08:10:59 PM
I'm looking forward to it. Chinese on the knee in front of the TV, cold lager and the FA Cup on.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Alanvideo on February 20, 2016, 08:20:08 PM
I'm looking forward to it. Chinese on the knee in front of the TV, cold lager and the FA Cup on.
.....................hope she's tasty
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 08:23:35 PM
.....................hope she's tasty

Bit garlicy if I'm honest.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: School of Science on February 20, 2016, 08:24:33 PM
I'm looking forward to it. Chinese on the knee in front of the TV, cold lager and the FA Cup on.
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Thanks sanity restored mate and funnily enough I'm having Chinese myself tea time, home made though, hit and miss, more northwest than far east .
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 20, 2016, 08:40:00 PM
The only thing I'm expecting from today is that with RM now saying Robles is No1 that he'll either get sent off or injured today.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: mikey_blue on February 20, 2016, 09:01:33 PM
Would settle for a 1 - 0 loss. Providing we do nothing wrong.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 20, 2016, 09:21:13 PM
Would settle for a 1 - 0 loss. Providing we do nothing wrong.

Why not a 10-0 loss? What difference does it make. A loss is a loss and we're out of the cup.

Want to win. Not excited about this, but still want to win.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Silas on February 20, 2016, 09:22:47 PM
Love the fa cup and I am relentlessly optimistic about our chances but what do I know? Hell I still watch Once Upon a Time and enjoy it!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Shogun on February 20, 2016, 09:25:05 PM
Would settle for a 1 - 0 loss. Providing we do nothing wrong.
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Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 09:25:18 PM
Yeah, I still want us to win like.

But I'm not that assed if we lose.

Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 09:26:51 PM
Arsenal aren't through yet!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 09:28:30 PM
I will be EXTREMELY arsed if we lose, as this is really our last chance to do anything special.  It's still a quite unlikely chance, but unlikely >> zero.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 20, 2016, 09:32:39 PM
Defo want us to win, and think it should be an entertaining game. Just don't think I'll feel that bad if we lose, at least not comparable to last week, the Swansea game and the City semi second leg.

Roberto's mindfuck of building up expectations, and then absolutely destroying them unceremoniously has worked. I just feel numb and confused.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 09:41:24 PM
settling for a loss is an awful way to approach the game. it might be awkward, but a win has to be the aim.

west brom have fucked up our mojo...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: kramer0 on February 20, 2016, 09:46:40 PM
Defo want us to win, and think it should be an entertaining game. Just don't think I'll feel that bad if we lose, at least not comparable to last week, the Swansea game and the City semi second leg.

Roberto's mindfuck of building up expectations, and then absolutely destroying them unceremoniously has worked. I just feel numb and confused.

Yep. I'm right there with you.

The rational part of me knows that West Brom could have scrapped for that 1-0 win against anyone last week but... the less rational part of me is sick of seeing crap teams mug us for 3 points at home, however it happens. I'm really not sure how to feel about the Roberto Martinez era at the moment and my biggest concern is that the final third of this season won't give us a definitive answer and that we'll remain in this limbo indefinitely.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 09:47:17 PM
I'm quite looking forward to it actually, i always like it when we're on the telly especially on a Saturday, i don't think we'll end up winning the cup but you never know, might aswell have a good crack at it as we've nothing else left to play for, might even get myself a takeaway....slurp  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Silas on February 20, 2016, 09:48:48 PM
I know it's been a shit season but it isn't like we are bottom of the league. Massive bunch of fucking drama queens on here at the moment
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 09:51:35 PM
I know it's been a shit season but it isn't like we are bottom of the league. Massive bunch of fucking drama queens on here at the moment

Its better than being a Man Utd supporter at the moment. Going from the kings of England to that in 3 years. What IS Van Gaal doing??  :eh:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on February 20, 2016, 09:53:02 PM
With worse case , Watford, wba,WH, spurs, asr,manu, mancity.  1 of these in the qtrs , would rather still be involved....WBA in the qtrs would do me...think even if we make it we'll be playing one of the latter 4....


Bored doesn't feel like a Saturday fa cup weekend
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 09:55:13 PM
Its better than being a Man Utd supporter at the moment. Going from the kings of England to that in 3 years. What IS Van Gaal doing??  :eh:

Finishing what Moyes started.  :D
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 20, 2016, 09:55:54 PM
At this point I would usually take a draw here and a replay at Goodison... but then knowing our home form maybe this game is our best chance ???

COYB !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 09:56:53 PM
Defo want us to win, and think it should be an entertaining game. Just don't think I'll feel that bad if we lose, at least not comparable to last week, the Swansea game and the City semi second leg.

Roberto's mindfuck of building up expectations, and then absolutely destroying them unceremoniously has worked. I just feel numb and confused.

That has completely undone everything for me with respect to the League.  But conversely, it has gone back and put all of my emotional eggs (why there are any of those left, I have no fucking clue) back in the FA Cup basket.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 20, 2016, 09:57:18 PM
Finishing what Moyes started.  :D

Sorry but Moyes win record is second only to Sir Alex at Man U.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: School of Science on February 20, 2016, 10:02:52 PM
Really looking forward to this any team news ? Is Niasse fit to play. Hope Roberto plays two wingers and we smash them.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Rodenplav64 on February 20, 2016, 10:04:36 PM
Sorry but Moyes win record is second only to Sir Alex at Man U.

That just shows how irrelevant statistics can be . Back to today and a 2-0 win for us .
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:06:23 PM
That just shows how irrelevant statistics can be . Back to today and a 2-0 win for us .

Don't tell Bobby that, his whole philosophy will be done for.....
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Lxxx on February 20, 2016, 10:08:07 PM
I'm just looking forward to pre season now and what type of squad we can put together for next season. The rest of this season is just meh.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:10:38 PM
I'm just looking forward to pre season now and what type of squad we can put together for next season. The rest of this season is just meh.

Who do you think we will lose in the summer? I thought Lukaku would be nailed on to leave but i'm not sure i can see anyone stumping up the £50 odd million fee quoted. I think Stones is deffo off, i think we'll keep Barkley
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:11:39 PM
Really looking forward to this any team news ? Is Niasse fit to play. Hope Roberto plays two wingers and we smash them.

It says on Sky that Niasse may be out because of a wrist injury, nothing confirmed yet though
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Macca77 on February 20, 2016, 10:16:36 PM
Niasse on the bench
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:18:38 PM
Niasse on the bench

Aye. Joel, Oviedo and Lennon all keep their places
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:19:15 PM
Team to play Bournemouth: Joel, Oviedo, Funes Mori, Jagielka, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Cleverley, Barkley, Lennon, Lukaku.

Subs: Howard, Baines, Stones, Mirallas, Niasse, Deulofeu, Osman
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:20:13 PM
Wonder where Kone is? Not even on the bench
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Tinga on February 20, 2016, 10:20:43 PM
I know it's been a shit season but it isn't like we are bottom of the league. Massive bunch of fucking drama queens on here at the moment

Our team should be doing much better than it is, end of mate.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: kramer0 on February 20, 2016, 10:21:46 PM
Hell of a bench.

I'm fine with Kone not being on the bench unless he decides he wants to start shooting.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Lxxx on February 20, 2016, 10:21:52 PM
Wonder where Kone is? Not even on the bench

Great isn't it.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueski on February 20, 2016, 10:22:20 PM
Personally would have liked to see deulofeu in the team but with bournemouth playing their kids we should be able to get a result here
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on February 20, 2016, 10:22:39 PM
The team and sub's looks on paper awesome, yet we all worry, the bobby factor...COYB
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:23:39 PM
Hell of a bench.

I'm fine with Kone not being on the bench unless he decides he wants to start shooting.

Yeah must be over £100 million pounds worth on the bench, crazy to look at  :o
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: BlueBeagle on February 20, 2016, 10:23:52 PM
Who do you think we will lose in the summer? I thought Lukaku would be nailed on to leave but i'm not sure i can see anyone stumping up the £50 odd million fee quoted. I think Stones is deffo off, i think we'll keep Barkley

Why would nobody stump up the cash for a striker with a ratio of a goal every other game in the toughest league in the world and is only in his early 20's?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Shogun on February 20, 2016, 10:24:48 PM
Deserves an unchanged side after that fantastic performance against West Brom.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 20, 2016, 10:25:27 PM
Wonder where Kone is? Not even on the bench
He's gone ahead to Doha.  Something about a catch-up with a camel?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:26:11 PM
Why would nobody stump up the cash for a striker with a ratio of a goal every other game in the toughest league in the world and is only in his early 20's?

I agree with you he's deffo worth it but i've just got a feeling no one will want to pay it. i can see bids of around £40 mill coming in which i presume will get rejected unless he kicks up a massive fuss
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 10:29:36 PM
At least we have Stones back for CB cover.  Makes me less nervous.  Wish we would go with Bainaar for this one though, Oviedo and Clev on bench, Osman sits this one out.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: KoemansNumberTens on February 20, 2016, 10:30:06 PM
Whats the Bournemouth team look like?? Im pondering a bet
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Trowel on February 20, 2016, 10:32:02 PM
Distin plays. Lovely stuff.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 10:32:15 PM
Oh, somebody would pay.  Just a matter of whether it's someone Ron WANTS to play for, or would rather gives us one more shot at something special with this core group (minus Stones) while he waits for a bigger club to come calling.

Think Stones is 90% gone, Lukaku 60% likely to stay.  Nobody else important goes unless it's a management shakeup-driven thing that I don't want to think about.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Macca77 on February 20, 2016, 10:32:35 PM
Whats the Bournemouth team look like?? Im pondering a bet

Always bet on black
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 10:32:48 PM
Distin plays. Lovely stuff.

Get out your milk, lads (and Lizz)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Trowel on February 20, 2016, 10:32:49 PM
Bournemouth make seven changes from the side that lost 3-1 against Stoke. Adam Federici takes over in goal, and Sylvain Distin and Eunan O'Kane also come in.

Everton are unchanged from the side that started in the 1-0 loss to West Brom. January signing Oumar Niasse is on the bench.

Bournemouth XI: Federici, Francis, Elphick, Distin, Daniels, Iturbe, O'Kane, MacDonald, Gosling, Stanislas, King.

Everton XI: Joel, Oviedo, Funes Mori, Jagielka, Coleman, Barry, McCarthy, Cleverley, Barkley, Lennon, Lukaku.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Macca77 on February 20, 2016, 10:33:17 PM
Oh, somebody would pay.  Just a matter of whether it's someone Ron WANTS to play for, or would rather gives us one more shot at something special with this core group (minus Stones) while he waits for a bigger club to come calling.

Think Stones is 90% gone, Lukaku 60% likely to stay.  Nobody else important goes unless it's a management shakeup-driven thing that I don't want to think about.

Your about 45% right
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 20, 2016, 10:34:20 PM
Pienaar injured again?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 20, 2016, 10:35:12 PM
So, Reading beating West Brom, clearly not such an impenetrable defence as Roberto said it was !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on February 20, 2016, 10:39:43 PM
Dream team! @alanshearer, @Redknapp & David Moyes are with @GaryLineker  doing the match
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 10:39:46 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35566556
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: School of Science on February 20, 2016, 10:41:02 PM
It says on Sky that Niasse may be out because of a wrist injury, nothing confirmed yet though

Be honest I'd have a "wrist injury" if Everton had signed me for 13 million mate.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 10:49:53 PM
good to see that reading have dumped west brom out.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Alanvideo on February 20, 2016, 10:50:00 PM
So, Reading beating West Brom, clearly not such an impenetrable defence as Roberto said it was !
..........3-1 now. Easy.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:53:12 PM
Be honest I'd have a "wrist injury" if Everton had signed me for 13 million mate.

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Shogun on February 20, 2016, 10:56:23 PM
Before anyone suggests it, remember Moyes failed miserably in his last two jobs.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 10:57:07 PM
I'm waiting for someone to ask for a stream....... ;)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 20, 2016, 10:57:21 PM
That Everton team twatted Stoke 3-0 and they twatted B'mouth 3-1 last week, so....
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:03:38 PM
Before anyone suggests it, remember Moyes failed miserably in his last two jobs.

That he earned off the back of....

So its shearer redknapp and Moyes joining gary lineker chatting rubbish about football for the bbc. Lets us all thank whichever deity is your flavour that it isnt michael owen commentating.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:08:24 PM
That Everton team twatted Stoke 3-0 and they twatted B'mouth 3-1 last week, so....

Transitive property WOO!!!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ell Capitan on February 20, 2016, 11:10:02 PM
Interesting comment from Moyes there about how he saw Barkley as a kid. Thought he'd be a lot stronger defensively, more of a box to box midfielder, than he's turned out.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 20, 2016, 11:12:15 PM
Interesting comment from Moyes there about how he saw Barkley as a kid. Thought he'd be a lot stronger defensively, more of a box to box midfielder, than he's turned out.
Think he meant it hand in hand with the comment about him breaking his leg, and maybe set him back from the other side of the game?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:12:21 PM
Tim Howard for that lampard goal.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 20, 2016, 11:12:33 PM
That he earned off the back of....

So its shearer redknapp and Moyes joining gary lineker chatting rubbish about football for the bbc. Lets us all thank whichever deity is your flavour that it isnt michael owen commentating.

Why would you say chatting rubbish about football ? The four of them have probably forgotten more about football than the collective geniuses on this forum will ever know.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:13:54 PM
Why would you say chatting rubbish about football ? The four of them have probably forgotten more about football than the collective geniuses on this forum will ever know.

Cliche after cliche. Nothing new or showing insight anywhere. Tawdry is how I describe this coverage.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 20, 2016, 11:14:42 PM
COME ONNN!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 11:15:26 PM
Bet Distin has a blinder here!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:16:05 PM
No Moyes on the FS2 feed.  Worth the SD tradeoff.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 20, 2016, 11:16:48 PM
Recon we will batter these
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:16:55 PM
We should attack the fuck out of Distin and look to get a pen.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:17:05 PM
With Lennon and Cleverly working the flanks theres plenty of legs in front of ov's and coleman to snuff out crosses.

We'll win this by two clear goals minimum.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:18:32 PM
And thats a yellow. Didnt happen so someone has to lift him for revenge.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: BlueBeagle on February 20, 2016, 11:19:26 PM
Cleverley wide left.

Fuck off Roberto you little cretin.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 20, 2016, 11:24:07 PM
Keown is terrible.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 11:25:15 PM
bright enough start...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 20, 2016, 11:29:41 PM
colemans crossing has become woeful .
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: BlueBeagle on February 20, 2016, 11:30:01 PM
Seamus Coleman special there. He's fucking diabolical at crossing.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:30:22 PM
I don't like how this one feels.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 20, 2016, 11:30:39 PM
This set up does provide us with more defensive solidity, but boy does it diminish our attacking capabilities.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 11:31:17 PM
I don't like how this one feels.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 11:31:40 PM
intricate v direct. wonder which will prevail...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:32:09 PM
That's what she said.

sad, but true WOMP WOMP
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 20, 2016, 11:32:32 PM
Seamus Coleman special there. He's fucking diabolical at crossing.

He certainly can't hit whipped crosses. Sometimes he sits them up well.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:32:54 PM
Nice cross there.  Then James has a chance but thinks too damned long as usual
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:34:02 PM
Barry is just so fucking good.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:34:22 PM
What's the point in picking up a yellow there?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:34:40 PM
At the half...Niasse for McCarthy PLEASE
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: ally2 on February 20, 2016, 11:34:42 PM
I'm bored already.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 20, 2016, 11:34:50 PM
Far too slow in possession. They can just shuffle across and plug any gaps without any trouble.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 20, 2016, 11:35:09 PM
At the half...Niasse for McCarthy PLEASE

:snigger:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:36:01 PM
Obvious. Iturbe had to be got back.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Omar on February 20, 2016, 11:36:06 PM
FS2 not on my plan, got the BBC One stream up though :)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 20, 2016, 11:37:40 PM
The wind looks horrendous, it blowing the ball even on the floor
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:38:44 PM
Clueless in the final 3rd.

Anytime they have the ball we seem so open.

Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 20, 2016, 11:39:04 PM
Jags' passing is reaching Phil Neville's level of shitness.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:40:00 PM
This isn't even their best team.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: ally2 on February 20, 2016, 11:40:23 PM
We need creativity. We need Barkley to play
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 20, 2016, 11:40:29 PM
Any streams?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 11:40:41 PM
McCarthy doing that flat out 20 yard sprint thing only to run right past the player and fail to get a challenge in.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 11:40:49 PM
busy doing nothing...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:40:56 PM
There's nothing wrong with hitting an early ball into the box.

Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:40:57 PM
FS2: "Once again, Everton choose to take the most congested route towards the goal"
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cozzie on February 20, 2016, 11:41:16 PM
Bit dull aint it?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 20, 2016, 11:42:08 PM
Barry and McCarthy shuffling the ball back and forward whilst 5 players stand statically on the edge of their box.

It's easy to say we need more incisive passes from them but if there's no movement I'm not sure it's their fault.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:42:17 PM
theyre chatting previous games and incidents because this is so slow and lacking urgency. sad.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:42:25 PM
Again...put Clev into McCarthy's spot at the half.  Either Mirallas or Niasse on for some semblance of attack.  James is a headless chicken today.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:44:36 PM
They bypass our midfield with one forward pass.

We play 30 passes and don't even get near their box.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cozzie on February 20, 2016, 11:45:48 PM
Rom in beast mode.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Redartin on February 20, 2016, 11:45:54 PM
I wonder how many neutrals have switched off already.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:46:21 PM
There's nothing wrong with hitting an early ball into the box.

There's nothing wrong with clearing your lines.










No one is listening. Well, the man that should isn't.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 11:46:34 PM
nice run from rom.

looking a bit more positive now.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 20, 2016, 11:48:39 PM
Cleverly, McCarthy, and Barry should not be played at the same time unless we are up against the likes of Arsenal or Man City. Not enough attacking impetuous.

Oviedo is offering nothing. Do like him, but it is absurd he still getting games over Baines.

Would like to see Gerard in for Lennon as well.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: ally2 on February 20, 2016, 11:49:04 PM
Someone do something unpredictable for absolute fuck's sake
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: chang on February 20, 2016, 11:50:09 PM
Someone do something unpredictable for absolute fuck's sake

I just did some washing up .
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:51:01 PM
You could argue for having brass balls and making ALL THREE subs at halftime (yes, I know I am both crazy and stupid):

Niasse for McCarthy
Baines for Oviedo
Deulofeu for Lennon

And holy fuck, Atkinson had the chance to dick us over and did NOT
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 11:51:22 PM
Not a lot going on here, christ sometimes we really could do with a playmaker
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 11:51:37 PM
fucking hell...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:51:55 PM
Someone do something unpredictable for absolute fuck's sake

Give it half an hour and he'll throw Kone on.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 11:53:15 PM
ffs. pen.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 11:53:18 PM
Oh dear
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 20, 2016, 11:53:35 PM
F sake. Penalty against McCarthy for handball.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cozzie on February 20, 2016, 11:53:37 PM
Silly billy.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:53:38 PM
FUCKING MCCARTHY
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 11:53:38 PM
Clown. Absolute fucking clown.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 20, 2016, 11:53:55 PM
All we deserve. McCarthy's been awful generally, so that's inkeeping.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 20, 2016, 11:54:02 PM
McCarthy should be off at HT.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:54:08 PM
My god he is fucking shite.

Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 20, 2016, 11:54:10 PM
i think i hate McCarthy.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 11:54:14 PM
What a fucking save!!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 11:54:23 PM
good save  :clap:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 20, 2016, 11:54:23 PM
Wow. Save Robles.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 11:54:24 PM
McCarthy owes Robles big time.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:54:28 PM


And holy fuck, Atkinson had the chance to dick us over and did NOT

McCarthys fault really. Save Robles - YOU HERO!!!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 11:54:33 PM
Taxi for Howard.....
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 11:54:33 PM
Joel you beautiful man. Get McCarthy off ASAP
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:54:35 PM
Give that man a gold fucking star!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cozzie on February 20, 2016, 11:54:37 PM
Well done Joel.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Omar on February 20, 2016, 11:54:40 PM
fuck's sake.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 20, 2016, 11:54:59 PM
coe on you frucking beauty
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: velimski on February 20, 2016, 11:55:00 PM
what a great save.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 20, 2016, 11:55:08 PM
Brilliant save ! No way Howard would have got that !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:55:16 PM
We are extremely lucky to still have 11 on the pitch and still be level.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 20, 2016, 11:55:21 PM
Great from Robles that.  Any foul from McCarthy now and he's off.  Why is he still on the pitch?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:55:27 PM
McCarthy lucky not to get a 2nd yellow too.  No clue why he hasn't been subbed.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Omar on February 20, 2016, 11:55:39 PM
Fucking delay!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 20, 2016, 11:55:40 PM
Great fucking shit Robles.

He deserves to be starting - no question.

Also, last weeks goal was not his fault. Watch it over again.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 11:56:02 PM
Joel's House Party
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 20, 2016, 11:56:02 PM
Brilliant save ! No way Howard would have got that !

Nah, not having that. I'm not a big fan of Howard but he's ok on penalties.

Not everything has to be a comparison.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: BlueBeagle on February 20, 2016, 11:56:09 PM
Joel you beauty.

Getting outplayed here now.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 11:56:11 PM
I bet even the Everton players were asking Atkinson to book McCarthy again.  :whistle:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Fern on February 20, 2016, 11:56:46 PM
I've always supported McCarthy but he's letting himself down today.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 20, 2016, 11:56:49 PM
I bet even the Everton players were asking Atkinson to book McCarthy again.  :whistle:

Ha.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 20, 2016, 11:56:51 PM
What do you give McCarthy for this half?  A 1?  Is a 0 even possible??
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 20, 2016, 11:56:53 PM
Joel's House Party

Great work.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 20, 2016, 11:57:25 PM
We're a bit all over the place right now. Could use HT.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 20, 2016, 11:57:50 PM
Well done Robles - no dispute now who's #1.

But our shape is still all wrong here. NEED PLAN B NOW!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 20, 2016, 11:58:01 PM
Porridge repeats on GOLD by the way if anyone's interested. Some of Ronnie Barker's greatest work to be fair.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: KoemansNumberTens on February 20, 2016, 11:58:21 PM
Never a massive fan of Cahill but we desperately need a midfielder who wants to get beyond Lukaku. Much too slow and deliberate in the centre of midfield
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 20, 2016, 11:58:35 PM
I do like that just with the addition of Mori (well and some decent corners too from Cleverley and Oviedo) that we do look a little threatening on a corner now.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 20, 2016, 11:58:40 PM
We're a shambles. What are we trying to do when we're in possession? Anyone know?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 11:58:58 PM
He may just be having an off day but James McCarthy really does have to come off here. Get Mirallas on and move Cleverley into the centre
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: velimski on February 20, 2016, 11:59:03 PM
the miss from the rebound was worse than missing a penalty.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 20, 2016, 11:59:22 PM
Well done Robles - no dispute now who's #1.

But our shape is still all wrong here. NEED PLAN B NOW!

Oviedo lances iturbe, Baines and Gibson on for ovs and mccarthy. is gibson on the bench or in a bar somewhere?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 20, 2016, 11:59:29 PM
the miss from the rebound was worse than missing a penalty.

3 of them got in each other's way.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 20, 2016, 11:59:45 PM
oh ffs...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: velimski on February 20, 2016, 11:59:48 PM
He may just be having an off day but James McCarthy really does have to come off here. Get Mirallas on and move Cleverley into the centre

Precisely what i'm thinking.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 20, 2016, 11:59:53 PM
No link at all between midfield and attack
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 20, 2016, 11:59:59 PM
Good god that was shit
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 21, 2016, 12:00:10 AM
Our heads have gone here.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: chang on February 21, 2016, 12:00:13 AM
What do you give McCarthy for this half?  A 1?  Is a 0 even possible??

He maybe bit of a donkey, but he is our donkey, so rather than slate him, all the time he's on the pitch he has my support.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 21, 2016, 12:00:14 AM
HT can't come soon enough. So disjointed in attack (well all over).
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:00:22 AM
Lennon not put a foot wrong again today
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 12:00:37 AM
Barkley and Lukaku in separate counties never mind the same pitch at the moment.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: BlueBeagle on February 21, 2016, 12:00:42 AM
We're a shambles. What are we trying to do when we're in possession? Anyone know?

Just keep hold of it. Get them possession  % stats up.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 12:00:48 AM
Barkley and Lukaku just not on the same wave length today.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 12:00:50 AM
Never a massive fan of Cahill but we desperately need a midfielder who wants to get beyond Lukaku. Much too slow and deliberate in the centre of midfield
y

Someone else has got to threaten the 6yd box
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:00:58 AM
Porridge repeats on GOLD by the way if anyone's interested. Some of Ronnie Barker's greatest work to be fair.

Robles just got us out of jail, so maybe fletch should give him a bell.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 21, 2016, 12:01:05 AM
Our heads have gone here.

Yeah we look shit  :headbang:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 21, 2016, 12:01:19 AM
Lennon not put a foot wrong again today

Give the ball away a few times and failed to beat his full back.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:02:22 AM
Just keep hold of it. Get them possession  % stats up.

soccerball but for accountants, forget the goals its all the percentiles. moneyball fever.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 12:02:46 AM
Give the ball away a few times and failed to beat his full back.

He has certainly not played well.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bob Sacamano on February 21, 2016, 12:02:50 AM
Dango Sling is a right moaning arse.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:03:09 AM
I don't dislike McCarthy overall, it's just when he doesn't have it he REALLY doesn't...and today is an extreme example.  You just CAN'T leave him on the pitch.  It's reckless.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 21, 2016, 12:03:13 AM
Haha! Gosling: 'I got the ball', sure you did pal
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:03:20 AM
really poor. playing them to death in 2/3 of the pitch, but no sign of a real goal threat.

hoping for a much better 2nd half...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:04:04 AM
Damn that was awful. everytime on live terrestrial. bloody bloody stubborn minded awfulness.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueToffee on February 21, 2016, 12:04:08 AM
Thank goodness for HT. Hopefully we can sort it out.

McCarthy should come off at the least before he gets sent off.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 21, 2016, 12:04:13 AM
Well that was a bit crap but we usually have one good half and one shit half so here we go......
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Paddockoldie on February 21, 2016, 12:04:37 AM
No fuckin clue going forward. Over passing with no purpose. Martinez hasn't got what it takes to show this squad what it's capable of. Wigan coaches and manager = Wigan I'm afraid. We'll sruggle under this delusional prick.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Tinga on February 21, 2016, 12:05:23 AM
I don't see why we're putting blame onto any single player, we're fucking awful as a team.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: chang on February 21, 2016, 12:05:37 AM
I live down on south coast and it is blowing an absolute hoolie here - it's quite an open ground, so possibly explains some of the shit crosses etc
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 21, 2016, 12:06:01 AM
If McCarthy stays on for the 2nd half and gets sent off then I'm buying a plane on payday and flying it over Goodison with a 'Martinez Out' banner

And also selling T Shirts with 'Joel's House Party' with Joel's face super imposed onto Noel Edmunds body to try and recoup the money I've laid out on the plane
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheTone on February 21, 2016, 12:06:12 AM
we only look half dangerous when Bournemouth come forward, lose the ball and we hit them on the break

passing it in front of them is getting us nowhere
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:07:54 AM
shearer 'its all well and good this tippy tappy football'. its a cliche, how cant berto see it.

URGENCY !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 21, 2016, 12:07:58 AM
At least our shitness is getting full national exposure.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:08:02 AM
We keep possession well because we have about 8 players in midfield positions.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 21, 2016, 12:08:31 AM
id put the new lad or Mirallas on, need someone who can run in behind, at them etc....need to stop being so fucking predictable.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:09:11 AM
If McCarthy stays on for the 2nd half and gets sent off then I'm buying a plane on payday and flying it over Goodison with a 'Martinez Out' banner

And also selling T Shirts with 'Joel's House Party' with Joel's face super imposed onto Noel Edmunds body to try and recoup the money I've laid out on the plane

Do it with a couple of drones. berto might have a couple off the defensive coaching staff going cheap.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 12:09:25 AM
How many times have we broken with only Lukaku and Barkley against about six of them.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:09:44 AM
Yes Harry.

Good idea to flick it on to runners etc.

But we're never going to do that are we.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:11:34 AM

How many times have we broken with only Lukaku and Barkley against about six of them.

Do you want to be solid defensively or not?!


;)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 12:11:47 AM
How many times have we broken with only Lukaku and Barkley against about six of them.

For being so fast, sometimes Lennon does not seem to support the attack all that well. In part probably down to his taking up actual defensive positions - unlike what Deulofeu usually does - but I don't think that is the whole story.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Shogun on February 21, 2016, 12:12:12 AM
How many times have we broken with only Lukaku and Barkley against about six of them.

That's the problem. Lennon isn't really involved and Cleverley doesn't offer anything offensively with nobody to link with so it's basically up to the two of them to score a goal.

We need Deulofeu on to cross some balls in.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 12:12:22 AM
Everton legend Tom "Hammer" Hitzlsperger doing halftime commentary here in the States
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: whirlwind82 on February 21, 2016, 12:14:47 AM
Yes Harry.

Good idea to flick it on to runners etc.

But we're never going to do that are we.

Was just thinking that! What fucking runners??! We literally have no one willing to run behind lukaku. If he gets it with his back to goal, we just go backwards until he is the last man again. Relying on a bit of magic to score.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 21, 2016, 12:15:18 AM
The lack of fitness, work and pressing in our team compared to Leicester and Spurs is grim. We look lazy, laboured and unfit.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Stumpy on February 21, 2016, 12:15:32 AM
Utter turgid shite.Get mirallas or deulofeu on for McCarthy and hopefuly inject a bit of urgency and fucking desire into the team
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 12:15:59 AM
id put the new lad or Mirallas on, need someone who can run in behind, at them etc....need to stop being so fucking predictable.

Would love to see Oumar debut via 2nd half 4-4-2
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 12:16:26 AM
Wtf does Gary Lineker think he looks like? Mid life crisis in action there. And Shearer has no hair!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 21, 2016, 12:16:33 AM
Cliche after cliche. Nothing new or showing insight anywhere. Tawdry is how I describe this coverage.

Think Shearer talking a lot of sense in his analysis of Evertons first half, what would you have disagreed with ?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 21, 2016, 12:18:37 AM
Lukaku cannot work in isolation. He seems to work much better when he has Deulofeu or Kone on the pitch with him
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cozzie on February 21, 2016, 12:18:51 AM
Cant be niassed with a replay.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:19:19 AM
Everton legend Tom "Hammer" Hitzlsperger doing halftime commentary here in the States


real 'legend'. half a dozen appearances, and not a sign of his hammer with everton  :)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:19:20 AM
When Barkley comes deep for the ball someone (probably McCarthy) has to take his position further up the pitch.

The fact that no one does means that we keep the ball well but there's nowhere to go.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 21, 2016, 12:19:35 AM
Mcarthy still on, red card within the next 15 minutes nailed on !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Fatboyquim on February 21, 2016, 12:20:36 AM
We need to be direct much more direct , we are passing the ball to death and getting nowhere. Hope to see a much improved performance in the second half.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:21:07 AM
hope they've all had a kick up the arse at half-time, and not been encouraged by their 'phenomenal' possession...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 12:21:34 AM
Mcarthy still on, red card within the next 15 minutes nailed on !

Nah, Kone on for someone besides McCarthy nailed on 😒
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:21:45 AM
Think Shearer talking a lot of sense in his analysis of Evertons first half, what would you have disagreed with ?

Have a read again.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:22:54 AM
More like 433 this half.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:24:50 AM
Re our pressing we rely totally on players who have it as part of their natural game; McCarthy, Cleverly, Lennon.

If you don't do it, there's no obligation to try.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:25:13 AM
Oviedo off too, please
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 21, 2016, 12:25:23 AM
Have a read again.

I stand by my comment.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 12:26:06 AM
For the whole 52 mins so far? We've been 2nd best
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 21, 2016, 12:26:24 AM
I'll take a replay if we have to!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:26:55 AM
I stand by my comment.

Quote
Nothing new or showing insight anywhere.

 :Horse:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 12:27:39 AM
Barkley deserves criticism today. Just not on his game.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 12:27:43 AM
The lack of fitness, work and pressing in our team compared to Leicester and Spurs is grim. We look lazy, laboured and unfit.

Even that shot from McDonald, everyone just half arsedly running out rather than trying to close him down.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:28:41 AM
kinell, a shot on goal...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:29:17 AM
nice goal, ross :)

love the way gosling played his part.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:29:22 AM
We were just saying about Ross...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 21, 2016, 12:29:38 AM
COME ON!!!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:29:44 AM
Someone criticise him again quick. big deflection. ouch.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:30:02 AM
About time one of those looping deflections worked in our favour!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:30:11 AM
Get in Rosssssss !!!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 12:30:23 AM
But you know, that is the thing about them. He plays badly and then scores!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 12:30:28 AM
Yes!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Omar on February 21, 2016, 12:30:43 AM
hells yeah
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:30:51 AM
On the replay...ok, I will take a complete fluke goal thanks very fucking much
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 12:31:07 AM
haha og for Gosling.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 12:31:24 AM
We were just saying about Ross...

He was playing poorly, but his ability to still impact games positively even when he does not play well is part of why he is so good.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:31:35 AM
shackles off. pity about the offside shout.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:31:50 AM
Well that should have stood
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: toffee_scot on February 21, 2016, 12:31:53 AM
Good goal, unlucky Lukaku couldn't make it 2-0
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:31:55 AM
Was he not behind the ball?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 12:31:55 AM
Someone criticise him again quick. big deflection. ouch.

What?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 12:31:57 AM
Can use a bit of that!!! Hopefully this changes our shape and approach. We need a second.

Lukaku totally onside. Should be 0-2!!!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:32:01 AM
Level you twat
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:32:06 AM
Shit, Karl Pilkington flagged him offside
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:32:12 AM
Thin that, benefit of the doubt for honesty.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cozzie on February 21, 2016, 12:32:18 AM
He was on you bald prick.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Omar on February 21, 2016, 12:33:01 AM
got fucked there
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: BlueBeagle on February 21, 2016, 12:33:59 AM
I'd have Ross Barkleys babies if he wanted me to and it was biologically possible.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:34:41 AM
0-2 would have been game over too.

Wouldn't it...?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: sam of the south on February 21, 2016, 12:35:19 AM
Luck has a habit of quickly being evened out when we have a slice of it..
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: sam of the south on February 21, 2016, 12:36:06 AM
0-2 would have been game over too.

Wouldn't it...?

Haha
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:36:13 AM
Luck has a habit of quickly being evened out when we have a slice of it..

Someone woke God up from his nap.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blueski on February 21, 2016, 12:37:29 AM
need to make a change soon
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Redartin on February 21, 2016, 12:37:37 AM
Ever get the feeling it might be our day. A penalty miss a deflected goal etc
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 12:37:54 AM
0-2 would have been game over too.

Wouldn't it...?

Dangerous scoreline.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: sam of the south on February 21, 2016, 12:37:55 AM
Someone woke God up from his nap.

It was Satan
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: toffee_scot on February 21, 2016, 12:38:22 AM
Bournemouth winning a lot of set pieces here
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:38:38 AM
Gosling is pretty good as a box to box midfielder isn't he?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:38:51 AM
Someone woke God up from his nap.

Coma more like.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
Ever get the feeling it might be our day. A penalty miss a deflected goal etc

Needs to be after last week...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheTone on February 21, 2016, 12:38:56 AM
Lukaku is wrecking my head here, strolling around again and doing fuck all, even if he scores he can do one
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:40:02 AM
After the reckless studs up challenge early on oviedo, that should have been a second yellow. Moriarty time me thinks.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 12:40:08 AM

Gosling is pretty good as a box to box midfielder isn't he?

At a certain level, which is at best lower PL.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:40:15 AM
So...will Roberto say "we did nothing right today, and still won?"
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 21, 2016, 12:40:39 AM
Hate Matt Ritchie. He's not a bad player but he just looks so much like Gordon Ramsey, I find it hard to believe that he's not trying to look as much like him as he possibly can

Just be yourself, Matt. That's what's really cool
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:40:50 AM
Lets see if we've learned anything about game management now..
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:42:15 AM
Christ, Atkinson really HAS favoured us today.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:43:06 AM
Lets see if we've learned anything about game management now..

if its anything like defensive management or bookings management or or or
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Redartin on February 21, 2016, 12:43:36 AM
So...will Roberto say "we did nothing right today, and still won?"

No. It is "we done nothing phenominally today"
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:43:37 AM
No wonder we never hit it long.. we never win a header or even challenge.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:44:20 AM

At a certain level, which is at best lower PL.

Oh, I totally agree.

But playing wide for us he never looked a PL footballer.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:45:18 AM
iturbe subbed off within minutes of being booked. smart thinking..... over to berto......
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: ally2 on February 21, 2016, 12:45:35 AM
Can't really moan about boring football now if we also want to see game management.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:45:45 AM
fuck. my heart...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 12:46:09 AM
Cannot BELIEVE we are ahead in this
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 21, 2016, 12:46:26 AM
Fucking comical defending that, free header!! How many times will we see that this season
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:46:33 AM
nice cross, defense asleep, gosling clean header - anywhere else and joel never saves it.

games going one way here, wheres the change?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:46:39 AM
Need to make a change here
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:46:52 AM
Cannot BELIEVE we are ahead in this

much more of this and we won't be :(
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: whirlwind82 on February 21, 2016, 12:47:10 AM
We have got to make a sub. Surely even Martinez can see that? 
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:47:12 AM
Lukaku won a header !!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:47:48 AM
Distin has schooled Lukaku today
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:48:39 AM
Cannot BELIEVE we are ahead in this

Borderline criminal, really.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:48:48 AM
Ok Roberto, what have you learned... ?!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 12:48:57 AM
Funes Mori needs to sort that running out to cut the ball off decision. Twice in as many minutes he's done it and not got there and let the player in.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:49:22 AM
oh

for

fucks

sakes
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:49:22 AM
noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:49:32 AM
HOW.  Ross.  HOW??????
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: toffee_scot on February 21, 2016, 12:49:32 AM
Why didn't we score there?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 21, 2016, 12:49:41 AM
We've not been good here have we.

Good move just then like but I'm not sure we deserve to be winning.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:50:09 AM
2 0 yessss
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:50:14 AM
well, its been allowed to stand. surprised.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:50:19 AM
Rom GET THE FUCK IN!!!!!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blob on February 21, 2016, 12:50:25 AM
0-2 unbelievable. dick turpin would have been proud :)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 21, 2016, 12:50:31 AM
Well played Lukaks!! Not sure we deserve it though
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cozzie on February 21, 2016, 12:51:11 AM
Shit corners are better. Lets keep being shit at them.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:51:11 AM
Now manage this !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:51:38 AM
Great flick by Barry at the near post
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 12:51:52 AM
Frustrated body language there from Lukaku.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:52:14 AM
Let's hope Ross was taking notes.  THAT is how you shoot at an open net.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 12:52:46 AM
Lukaku's been that poor he was embarrassed to celebrate.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Omar on February 21, 2016, 12:52:51 AM
Frustrated body language there from Lukaku.

Looked rather relieved to me.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Fynci on February 21, 2016, 12:52:51 AM

Frustrated body language there from Lukaku.

Yeah. Something to worry about?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 21, 2016, 12:53:14 AM
Barry 👏👏
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:53:32 AM
MotM?  Barry or Robles?  Discuss.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 21, 2016, 12:54:09 AM
Lukaku 👏👏
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:55:25 AM
Barks off mira man on.
Niasse on for lukaku.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:56:07 AM
Terrible haircut on Niasse
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 12:56:07 AM
Good to see Niasse.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 12:56:09 AM
Very happy to see Niasse come on - what's his style?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:56:24 AM
Niasse hits someone straight away.  Besic nods his approval.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: whirlwind82 on February 21, 2016, 12:56:49 AM
Some sized human this Niasse
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 21, 2016, 12:57:05 AM
Let's hope Ross was taking notes.  THAT is how you shoot at an open net.

it took a deflection...
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:57:14 AM
shame that wasnt on iturbe, or yacob.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 12:58:14 AM
fellaini roll by mirallas there.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 12:58:35 AM
Nice pass from Niasse, too.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 12:59:29 AM
I'm waiting for Niasse to do something unpredictable, like a backflip
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 01:00:54 AM
I like it when Lukaku scores.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cuttyblue on February 21, 2016, 01:01:17 AM
Nice pass from Niasse, too.

Lesson 1: Omar, no matter how nice a run you make into the box, Mirallas won't pass to you 😄

Edit: happy to see Distin played very well
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 01:01:23 AM
Brave by Robles there.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: whirlwind82 on February 21, 2016, 01:02:22 AM
Is it me or are the ball boys all about 25??!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 01:02:42 AM
good hands joel.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 01:02:50 AM
Joel supetb.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 01:03:17 AM
good hands joel.

That was a lot harder than he made it look.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 01:04:02 AM
GET UP coleman. thats a shocker.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Everton Mint on February 21, 2016, 01:04:41 AM
Lukaku MOTM ha ha
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Redartin on February 21, 2016, 01:04:44 AM
Martin Keown needs to go to Specsavers
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 21, 2016, 01:05:09 AM
Lovely rolled back heel by Niasse. It doesn't take much to impress me but he certainly has

What. A. Player.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 01:05:10 AM
I like the new guy.  Good energy, seems quite selfless.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 01:05:16 AM
Get up Seamus. Screaming like a Deulofeu.

Haha. Keown's gone all Garth Crooks and given Lukaku MOM.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 21, 2016, 01:05:21 AM
haaaaaaaaaaa Lukaku MOTM. Keown is a fucking wally!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Omar on February 21, 2016, 01:05:26 AM
Lesson 1: Omar, no matter how nice a run you make into the box, Mirallas won't pass to you 😄

Edit: happy to see Distin played very well


 >:(
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 21, 2016, 01:05:55 AM
How can you watch this game of Football and not pick Jags as MOTM?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 01:06:23 AM
Martin Keown needs to go to Specsavers

with a script from his doctor?
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Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 21, 2016, 01:06:49 AM
How can you watch this game of Football and not pick Jags as MOTM?

Haha I would have said Barry!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 01:06:51 AM
Lukaku MOTM ha ha

SERIOUSLY?  That's who BBC is giving it too?  FS2 is raving about Barry (rightly so).  Can't imagine a vote other than him or Robles, from anyone who actually WATCHED the match.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Silas on February 21, 2016, 01:07:13 AM
You've got to love a fucking mental MOTM shout. We didn't play well and we are through. Cup winning material that ;)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheTone on February 21, 2016, 01:07:45 AM
Lukaku needs to give back that award, jesus h christ
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 01:08:34 AM
You've got to love a fucking mental MOTM shout. We didn't play well and we are through. Cup winning material that ;)

Apparently the bbc are the bees knees, shearer being the standout.

 lolol
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 21, 2016, 01:08:42 AM
Lovely rolled back heel by Niasse. It doesn't take much to impress me but he certainly has

What. A. Player.

I just think, if a £30m bid comes in in the summer we would be stupid not to.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Silas on February 21, 2016, 01:09:31 AM
I just think, if a £30m bid comes in in the summer we would be stupid not to.

He's shite but he's easily worth 40
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: april on February 21, 2016, 01:09:42 AM
Last 8. Who do we want?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 01:09:48 AM
Thats nice the players making a special effort with Distin and vice versa.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 01:09:55 AM
Nice to see Rom embracing Distin after that good performance.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Tinga on February 21, 2016, 01:10:42 AM
Well, considering every player was shit on that pitch in the first half it's a really great result. I'd also probably give Robles Man of the Match or Barry.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 01:11:55 AM
Last 8. Who do we want?

Watford.  Good enough that we will pay attention, and likely not a full-on bus-parker.  But our personnel is better.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Audrey Horne on February 21, 2016, 01:12:32 AM
how can you not love Ross? he is just wonderful, i hope he stays with us forever.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sir Stealth on February 21, 2016, 01:12:56 AM
And to think some people weren't excited by this at the start of the day!

We're strolling towards this trophy!

As long as we can avoid a home draw I fancy our chances in the quarters

Could also do with avoiding Spurs, Arsenal and City away

In fact just Reading away would be great cheers
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: april on February 21, 2016, 01:13:02 AM
Watford.  Good enough that we will pay attention, and likely not a full-on bus-parker.  But our personnel is better.
I don't fancy playing them at their place. Reading at home would be nice.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 01:13:09 AM
SERIOUSLY?  That's who BBC is giving it too?  FS2 is raving about Barry (rightly so).  Can't imagine a vote other than him or Robles, from anyone who actually WATCHED the match.

Americans know more about football than the English ;)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 21, 2016, 01:13:24 AM
Nice to see Moyes say some complimentary things about Martinez developing the young players.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Redartin on February 21, 2016, 01:13:37 AM
moyes going to Ross for elocution lessons
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Silas on February 21, 2016, 01:13:45 AM
The most homoerotic thing you will ever see

https://twitter.com/NeilHalton/status/701122046659530752
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 01:14:15 AM
Last 8. Who do we want?

Hull. Anywhere.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 21, 2016, 01:15:02 AM
Anyone away will do me tbh. Think we have a great chance in one off games.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Silas on February 21, 2016, 01:15:35 AM
Still not sold on Robles but fair play he did well today, very well when required.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: toffee_scot on February 21, 2016, 01:16:11 AM
A win's a win I guess.

Robles MOTM for me.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Sixx1402 on February 21, 2016, 01:16:53 AM
Far from convincing especially against a more or less second string Bournemouth. Oh well at least we're in the hat for the next round
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Cozzie on February 21, 2016, 01:18:49 AM
Done the job, that's about it, thought we where pretty poor there although the game management was a bit better.

Great save by Joel which stopped the players heads dropping as it would have been just before the break.

Surely it is now certified that Joel should be our number one now until the end of the season.

This week break will do us good now, at least we still have something to play for.

If we had gone out there it was pretty much season over, still a spirit in the camp now because of this.

Kind draw and there is no reason we can't go all the way.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ross on February 21, 2016, 01:18:55 AM
Nice solid win.

Guess it must have ruined a few peoples nights who seemed to want a defeat before the game though.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Redartin on February 21, 2016, 01:19:02 AM
Last 8. Who do we want?

Shrewsbury anywhere.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bob Sacamano on February 21, 2016, 01:22:08 AM

 >:(

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Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: ally2 on February 21, 2016, 01:23:57 AM
Genuinely nodded off at the end there. Oh well. We're through then. Yay
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 21, 2016, 01:24:21 AM
Nice solid win.

Guess it must have ruined a few peoples nights who seemed to want a defeat before the game though.

Don't think anyone wanted a defeat. Just think people are less arsed than they should be because of all the problems. But keep the snide comments coming.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 01:26:22 AM

The most homoerotic thing you will ever see

https://twitter.com/NeilHalton/status/701122046659530752

That's one buff Milkman
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Paddockoldie on February 21, 2016, 01:29:45 AM
Flattered to deceive for me. As per Martinez got lucky. Against a better team we'd have been beaten playing like that.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on February 21, 2016, 01:33:48 AM
Result is all that mattered in the end, in the hat, Joel MOTM, got lucky but most teams who win the cup have some luck in their cup run....let's hope it continues
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 01:37:54 AM
We'll always have problems. There'll always be papering over the cracks. But we won. We're in the last 8. Let's see what happens next.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 01:38:22 AM
Result is all that mattered in the end, in the hat, Joel MOTM, got lucky but most teams who win the cup have some luck in their cup run....let's hope it continues

We did not play great, but we were not lucky to win. Could have gone another way and all but we were the far superior side and always looked more likely (aside from when we conceded the penalty).
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: chang on February 21, 2016, 01:40:55 AM
4 clean sheets last 5 games for Joel?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 21, 2016, 01:41:03 AM
Good to see us play poor and win tbh.

Been a while since we done that.

Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ross on February 21, 2016, 01:46:30 AM
4 clean sheets last 5 games for Joel?

Settled back four with Jags back and McCarthy providing more cover in front of them. Robles played well enough today but he's hardly been troubled in the last few weeks, he's no the difference to us looking more stable at the back, but he deserves to keep his place.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Thom on February 21, 2016, 01:46:59 AM
A match that won't live long in the memory, but it's one step closer to Wembley, which is great.

Fantastic penalty save from Robles. Couldn't see Howard saving that, and once again we looked sturdier at the back than in previous months.

It was good to see us get a spawny goal for once too, usually those are reserved for going against us.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 21, 2016, 01:50:31 AM
Tim Howard has saved plenty of pens in his career.

It's ridiculous to say he wouldn't have saved that. No basis to it at all.

It's the other aspects of the game that should be compared, not a penalty save.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 21, 2016, 01:52:16 AM
Lot better second half.  Still questionable decision on leaving McCarthy on, but we got away with it.

Great for Lukaku and Ross to add to their tallies.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Omar on February 21, 2016, 01:53:38 AM
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Check with Bodie and Poot.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Major Clanger on February 21, 2016, 01:53:50 AM
It's the other aspects of the game that should be compared, not a penalty save.

He would've deffo dived the other way. :)
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Bluedylan on February 21, 2016, 01:55:40 AM
Nice to see Martinez going out of his way to praise Robles. Defo our keeper til the end of the season now, and then presumably re-assess at that point.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 01:59:29 AM
They missed at least 3 should score  chances (pen, rebound and Gosling header).

Let's not go over board on the solidity arguments; especially as this was Bournemouth's B team.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Trowel on February 21, 2016, 02:01:44 AM
No goals conceded so far, shades of '95 (it was never a penalty).
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 02:11:18 AM
The Jags/FM combo is working quite nicely now.  With Jags back, Funes Mori has settled in really nicely, and gets forward when it makes sense.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ross on February 21, 2016, 02:13:24 AM
The Jags/FM combo is working quite nicely now.  With Jags back, Funes Mori has settled in really nicely, and gets forward when it makes sense.

Nice to have a defender who likes to attack a corner as well again.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 02:19:15 AM
He would've deffo dived the other way. :)

Nah, he'd have starjumped over it.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: everton1952 on February 21, 2016, 02:20:40 AM
We actually scored 3 not 2, an incompetent linesman again. Grudging comments from those on here who wanted us to lose, like the BBC media who wanted little Bournemouth to win. It is who is in the hat that counts not how you played. Bournemouth were poor and would not have scored if they had played all night. Home draw against Reading will do. Martinez job saved for the time being, hence the disappointment by some.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Alanvideo on February 21, 2016, 02:22:50 AM
I don't fancy playing them at their place. Reading at home would be nice.
...........reading at home is a bit boring though. I'd rather watch the telly.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Major Clanger on February 21, 2016, 02:24:46 AM
To be fair though, Atkinson had a good game, he kept it under control, got all the important calls right, the linesman flagging our goal incorrectly offside wasn't his fault.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 02:40:55 AM
To be fair though, Atkinson had a good game, he kept it under control, got all the important calls right, the linesman flagging our goal incorrectly offside wasn't his fault.

I would go so far as to say he gave a couple of questionable calls in our direction.  My conspiracy mind says he is setting us up for the future, because I am insane.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Alanvideo on February 21, 2016, 02:44:47 AM
I would go so far as to say he gave a couple of questionable calls in our direction.  My conspiracy mind says he is setting us up for the future, because I am insane.
..........yes  , if anything , Atkinson slightly favoured us. We must be on the verge of becoming a 'big ' club . :whistle:
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 02:51:47 AM
To be fair though, Atkinson had a good game, he kept it under control, got all the important calls right, the linesman flagging our goal incorrectly offside wasn't his fault.

Check out the iturbe challenge on Oviedo in the opening minutes, then check the challenge he actually got a booking for.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Major Clanger on February 21, 2016, 02:57:57 AM
Check out the iturbe challenge on Oviedo in the opening minutes, then check the challenge he actually got a booking for.

It was naughty but no referee will give a card for that in the first minute of a game.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: KoemansNumberTens on February 21, 2016, 03:02:50 AM
They missed at least 3 should score  chances (pen, rebound and Gosling header).

Let's not go over board on the solidity arguments; especially as this was Bournemouth's B team.

Well the penalty and the rebound is only the 1 chance. Theyd have had to go some to score twice from that
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Major Clanger on February 21, 2016, 03:04:47 AM
There was a fortunate deflection on their free kick too.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 21, 2016, 03:17:19 AM
Nice win that. Too easy at times and they should have scored but they can fuck off. Barry was immense. Joel number one. Gonna win the cup aren't we. Ace.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: GLewis on February 21, 2016, 03:24:12 AM

Well the penalty and the rebound is only the 1 chance. Theyd have had to go some to score twice from that

Yeah that's true.

I mean that normally at least one of those chances goes in so the clean sheet and shape of the game is different.

Similarly Newcastle should have equalised.

West Brom scored with their only shot on target.

So overall we're still giving up should score chances against poor opposition.

Which should be remembered rather than eulogising a new found solidity which will see us pick up the amount of points we should be doing.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: 74Blue on February 21, 2016, 03:36:06 AM
The penalty save was a massive point in the game IMO. The confidence that Joel will have got from guessing right and getting enough on it to keep it out is invaluable.
Barry was absolutely superb today though. When you watch him closely, he's such an intelligent player. He plays some really clever little passes and has the experience to do just enough to impede a player without it being really bad enough to realistically justify a booking. I thought Barry or Jags for MOTM today.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Risky on February 21, 2016, 03:39:21 AM
Happy enough to be in the last 8, and that's the only thing that matters as far as the cup goes.

But as @GLewis (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=258) has alluded to, whether we win or not seems to be mostly dependent on if we get lucky from the numerous chances we concede.  People talking about us tightening up can clearly only be looking at the zero in the scoreline rather than the chances we gave up.  We haven't tightened up at all as far as I can tell, but we get away with it when the opposition miss gilt-edged chance such as today, or the Mitrovic chance against Newcastle for example.

As I said, I don't care too much about the performance as long as we get through but I think people thinking we're defensively improved are wide of the mark.

Having said all of that, I do think Robles has been pretty good generally.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Major Clanger on February 21, 2016, 03:47:54 AM
The only trouble is that while we concede gilt-edged chances like that, we are unlikely to put any kind of run together.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Risky on February 21, 2016, 03:49:57 AM
The only trouble is that while we concede gilt-edged chances like that, we are unlikely to put any kind of run together.

Which kind of sums up our last 2 seasons.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 04:05:13 AM
We are also guilty of missing gilt edged chances as well. It's part of football.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: hill135 on February 21, 2016, 04:10:08 AM
I think we're being a bit hyper critical here.

Even the most solid of teams gives up the odd gilt-edge chance. It's inevitable.

One goal conceded in five games can't solely be attributed to good luck.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Risky on February 21, 2016, 04:11:58 AM
We are also guilty of missing gilt edged chances as well. It's part of football.

Swings and roundabouts, evens itself out etc.

But I don't see us consistently missing completely unmarked chances from 10 yards or less out, which is what we seem to give up a hell of a lot of.  That's not just football, that's a defensive deficiency.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 04:12:41 AM
It was naughty but no referee will give a card for that in the first minute of a game.

I can live with that, lets send ours out to stamp on whoever they can in the opening 120 seconds. Cant beat em, join em.
Besides being far too nice, we lack urgency, urgency to move the ball very quickly forwards and pull sids out of shape, urgency to kick back when we are kicked, I can almost hear the words from bobs... "keep calm, take your time, rely on what we have worked on in training, keep the ball and move it around, they cant score if we have possession...etc etc etc"

When was the last time as a side we ran around the pitch swiping at anything like a rabid grisly bear having chewed on a wasps nest?

We ought to be dictating games to the lesser lights of the league and the lower division sides, yet somehow we conspire to play the same nicey nicey tippy tappy sideways stuff and wait for a hail mary moment.

Embarassing to go out live on national tv and serve up something so limp.

Got the win though, got the clean sheet, in the hat for the draw though... papers over the cracks and we learn nothing yet again. No progress is actually taking us backwards, and we aint so hot on the backfoot.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 04:14:44 AM
I think we're being a bit hyper critical here.

Even the most solid of teams gives up the odd gilt-edge chance. It's inevitable.

One goal conceded in five games can't solely be attributed to good luck.

carlisle
newcastle
stoke
westbrom
bournemouth

Give those five a very hard look at.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 04:15:44 AM
We were lucky with Gosling's header. One of the shortest players in their team getting a free header is pretty poor, he was completely unmarked. Anywhere else and that was probably a goal.

2-0 looks good but it flatters us a little.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Risky on February 21, 2016, 04:16:54 AM
I think we're being a bit hyper critical here.

Even the most solid of teams gives up the odd gilt-edge chance. It's inevitable.

One goal conceded in five games can't solely be attributed to good luck.

The point being it's not the odd chance, it's consistently the same kind of chance.

You're right to an extent that picking holes when we've kept a few clean sheets is a bit harsh.  But I'm still seeing us give up too many good chances against not especially good teams.  It's fine margin stuff at the moment, and we've been on the right side of it recently.  I just don't personally see a sustained or substantial difference to the way we're defending.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Major Clanger on February 21, 2016, 04:18:40 AM
I think we're being a bit hyper critical here.

Even the most solid of teams gives up the odd gilt-edge chance. It's inevitable.

Of course, that is absolutely true.

The trouble is that when we concede, we're fucked. And when we concede from the very first shot on goal, which we seem to love to do, we're even more fucked.

It's all to do with our lack of tempo, we make opponents feel comfortable when we're on the ball. That, and the fact that our best attacking threat is on the counter, so conceding first is a double whammy for us.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 04:19:08 AM
Swings and roundabouts, evens itself out etc.

But I don't see us consistently missing completely unmarked chances from 10 yards or less out, which is what we seem to give up a hell of a lot of.  That's not just football, that's a defensive deficiency.

Yes, there is a defensive deficiency, no doubt.

But Lukaku has been guilty of some terrible misses this season for us too.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 21, 2016, 04:21:32 AM
Personally think we've looked a lot more solid recently.

Especially compared to how we've looked at times this season. We've gotta show consistency with it though.

Be interesting to see how Robles does with a good sustained spell in the side.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Risky on February 21, 2016, 04:24:18 AM
Yes, there is a defensive deficiency, no doubt.

But Lukaku has been guilty of some terrible misses this season for us too.

And that's the part that I agree is the same for everyone.  Every team, every striker misses chances that they should score.  Even Messi and Cronaldo do that.

I don't think that many other teams with our quality and ambition do give up as many easy chances as we do though!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 21, 2016, 04:36:31 AM
Yes, there is a defensive deficiency, no doubt.

But Lukaku has been guilty of some terrible misses this season for us too.
Oh ffs get a life will you, the lads scored 21 goals to date with at least 14 games to go, please tell me who has a better record than that in the last 20 years ? Jeezus, what feckin whinger !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: stirlingblue on February 21, 2016, 04:42:12 AM

Oh ffs get a life will you, the lads scored 21 goals to date with at least 14 games to go, please tell me who has a better record than that in the last 20 years ? Jeezus, what feckin whinger !

I think he's just pointing out that everybody misses chances, isn't he?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Escla on February 21, 2016, 04:45:39 AM
No !
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 21, 2016, 04:45:49 AM
Yeah that's true.

I mean that normally at least one of those chances goes in so the clean sheet and shape of the game is different.

Similarly Newcastle should have equalised.

West Brom scored with their only shot on target.

So overall we're still giving up should score chances against poor opposition.

Which should be remembered rather than eulogising a new found solidity which will see us pick up the amount of points we should be doing.

In the league we ignore the performance and question the result.

In the cup we ignore the result and question the performance.

Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: blargins on February 21, 2016, 04:48:21 AM
No !

Actually, yes, I was.

I'm very happy with Lukaku and dread the day he leaves us. Best striker we've had since Lineker.

But I was using the fact that he has missed some gilt edged chances (as have other players) in contrast to the chances we've gifted the opposition.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: brap2 on February 21, 2016, 04:54:35 AM
Don't think lukaku's been in good form at all this Calander year unfortunately.

Real shame because at times this season he has got absolutely everything right.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: everton1952 on February 21, 2016, 05:23:39 AM
It is a real shame that Lukaku gets the lousy service he often gets from his colleagues Today Coleman's industry was commendable but his crosses were appalling. As for Barkley two of his passes to put Lukaku  through were so far off the mark as to defy belief. Hodgson must have wept. I doubt we will keep Lukaku because he needs to play with better players than we have got. He might get 30 goals this season and still there are some who will criticise him. We will miss him when he has gone. One game away from a semi by way of an easy win in round 5 against a crap Bournemouth. Who is complaining?
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: chang on February 21, 2016, 05:46:43 AM
I know little about these things, but it always irritates me that when we cross from either side rarely do any of our players take a gamble on the near post, get in front of the defender - also free kicks and corners they all congregate in a mass of bodies in the middle - today at least three were over hit and nobody was around the back to take advantage - the second goal Reading scored today .... "we wouldn't" - JMO of course!
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 21, 2016, 05:52:37 AM
We're in our 45th fa cup quarter final.

We've won the thing 5 times.

That is bloody awful.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Gash on February 21, 2016, 06:02:12 AM
We're in our 45th fa cup quarter final.

We've won the thing 5 times.

That is bloody awful.

It's not really. We've been to 13 finals. We've lost the most finals but you need to get there to have a chance of winning.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Rhys on February 21, 2016, 06:12:01 AM
Don't think lukaku's been in good form at all this Calander year unfortunately.

Real shame because at times this year he has got absolutely everything right.

I think it coincides with deulofeu losing form and dropping to the bench. Most of the goals he scored in that spell pre Christmas were set up by deulofeu. Rom seems to be at his best in general play when he believes he will get chances created, his desire around the pitch goes up a level. The last few games his energy levels have dropped. It's possible that is because he plays all the time or it could also be because he looks at the team out there and doesn't believe he is going to be given a host of chances.

His movement today was poor, when deulofeu was playing he was always on the look out and made some great runs in behind and I believe that's because he had belief that deulofeu can always see a pass from anywhere and have the quality to pick these crosses/passes so it kept him sharper than he has been recently.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 06:16:18 AM
We're in our 45th fa cup quarter final.

We've won the thing 5 times.

That is bloody awful.

oh go on then, i'll bite

(http://www.dartmouthpartners.com/assets/boat.png)

pray tell, how do the quarter final stats rack up for other sides? for comparative, analysis, consider it percentage occupation of QF possibility analytics if you like.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: TheRam on February 21, 2016, 06:18:08 AM
I dunno, ain't had time to analyse everyone else record and present it in the form of a statistical graph.

Just seemed like a poor record to me. Maybe not though, who's assed.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Klown-Shoes on February 21, 2016, 06:24:15 AM
I dunno, ain't had time to analyse everyone else record and present it in the form of a statistical graph.

Just seemed like a poor record to me. Maybe not though, who's assed.

Oh alright hard-arse, pardon me for asking, you raised a point - i followed it up and now its a no go.
For all we know the 45 quarter final appearances is the worst record in the competitions history then.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Rhys on February 21, 2016, 06:57:04 AM
Oh alright hard-arse, pardon me for asking, you raised a point - i followed it up and now its a no go.
For all we know the 45 quarter final appearances is the worst record in the competitions history then.

Don't know if we still are but not long ago I think we'd been to more FA cup quarter finals than any other team. We have had the 3rd most FA cup semi finals, we've got to more semi finals than Liverpool for instance but they've won it two more times than us....
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ross on February 21, 2016, 07:14:32 AM
Don't know if we still are but not long ago I think we'd been to more FA cup quarter finals than any other team. We have had the 3rd most FA cup semi finals, we've got to more semi finals than Liverpool for instance but they've won it two more times than us....

Fuckin Moyes...erm no Kenwrong!.......erm maybe not... Martinez...oh fuckin Tim Howard!








Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: howard1334 on February 21, 2016, 08:32:40 AM
Personally think we've looked a lot more solid recently.

Especially compared to how we've looked at times this season. We've gotta show consistency with it though.

Be interesting to see how Robles does with a good sustained spell in the side.

No question in my mind that we have been more solid, but I think it is equally clear we have sacrificed some of our attacking flair. Still think there is a better balance to be struck between the two extremes.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Evertonian in NC on February 21, 2016, 09:01:07 AM
I will give RM credit - McCarthy DID get his head together and was much more effective in the 2nd half.  Seemed mad at the time to leave him on, but what do I know.

Still that first half might be the worst half of footy I've ever seen one Evertonian ever have, non-Alcaraz category.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Rodenplav64 on February 21, 2016, 12:52:06 PM
I will give RM credit - McCarthy DID get his head together and was much more effective in the 2nd half.  Seemed mad at the time to leave him on, but what do I know.

Still that first half might be the worst half of footy I've ever seen one Evertonian ever have, non-Alcaraz category.

Nothing will ever eclipse Kroldrup .
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Mick 1995 on February 21, 2016, 01:45:03 PM
45 quarters
25 semis
13 finals

Not far off a 50/50 split between winning and losing in each of the rounds.

(Assuming the 45 qfs are fa cup, cause stats for the league cup are hard to find).

So take a 50/50ish stat how your optimism/pessimism finds it
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: MmmblueBernard on February 21, 2016, 03:20:51 PM
Fuckin Moyes...erm no Kenwrong!.......erm maybe not... Martinez...oh fuckin Tim Howard!










Just realised, who gonna be the scapegoat after the summer?

Ossie and hibbo retiring. BK selling on. Howard moving on....
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Goaljira on February 21, 2016, 04:40:25 PM
carlisle
newcastle
stoke
westbrom
bournemouth

Give those five a very hard look at.
We managed to concede 9 in just 3 of the 'other' of those games this season.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ross on February 21, 2016, 04:49:57 PM
Just realised, who gonna be the scapegoat after the summer?

Ossie and hibbo retiring. BK selling on. Howard moving on....

Tom Cleverley has all the credentials.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: sam of the south on February 21, 2016, 04:57:13 PM
Tom Cleverley has all the credentials.

And a wonderful CV for the role..
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: sam of the south on February 21, 2016, 04:58:04 PM
And a wonderful CV for the role..

But I must say, I think he's great
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ross on February 21, 2016, 05:04:48 PM
But I must say, I think he's great

Yeah a nice tidy player, but he's English, ex Utd and a lot didn't appreciate him or want him before he came and that won't be forgotten.
Title: Re: Bournemouth v Everton
Post by: Ell Capitan on February 21, 2016, 05:31:29 PM
Any highlights of this online?

EDIT: found em http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35623527