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Title: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on May 19, 2016, 05:32:29 AM
Always worth a poke at them lot but tonight spare a thought for the Ritalin Kid's mar and dar.  They're in for an awful summer... We'll maybe at least until the start of June...and then the chant start's again "gona win de league..gona win de league...it's our year..."

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1FIlA1T-Dzc/maxresdefault.jpg)

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bob Sacamano on May 19, 2016, 05:49:12 AM
Why is that club a magnet for fucking weirdos?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on May 19, 2016, 05:55:52 AM
No idea what you mean @Bob Sacamano (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=47) ....

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiukPzcXIAADB5r.jpg)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on May 19, 2016, 05:59:28 AM
As well as fighting in the stands, and outside the ground, reports that their fans came onto the pitch and confronted some Sevilla players.

The bad dickheads.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on May 19, 2016, 06:06:49 AM
Haha someone's walking home alone...




http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/18/jamie-carragher-sums-up-liverpool-fans-anguish-with-sweary-tweet/
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on May 19, 2016, 07:23:40 AM
'He may feel appreciated by Klopp and established at Anfield but the £25m midfielder, one of five Liverpool players in England’s provisional 26-man squad for the European Championship, still finds it possible to get on the wrong side of his manager.

“He was screaming at me during the Chelsea game last week but he screams so much on the day of a game you’ve got to take it with a pinch of salt,” Lallana says. “You definitely can’t take it personally; that’s just him. He was shouting at me to be more compact against Chelsea. The worst thing you can do in that situation is gesture ‘What do you mean?’ or dismiss it. The best thing is to just nod your head even if you don’t understand what he’s saying.

“I made the mistake of saying I couldn’t hear him away at Leicester and that didn’t help but after the game he will always explain he was just trying to help you. He is a great character to have around. I really like the way he is and I think his traits bring the best out of a lot of players. He doesn’t get too angry. He’s more disappointed that we haven’t shown our best. He is emotional and aggressive in his demands but he doesn’t get that angry after a game. He is very structured in what he says.”

Klopp and Lallana are next-door neighbours in Formby, where the Liverpool manager has taken up residence in Rodgers’ former home. A little awkward, surely? “It is nice actually,” Lallana says. “He has got a nice family, nice kids and I see him walking the dogs. One time I was taking my little boy up for a bath and when we got to the landing we saw him [Klopp] taking out the bins so I put my lad on the balcony and he was shouting, ‘Klopp, Klopp’ and giving it the fist-pump celebration. He just looked at him and gave him a wave.”


Lovely.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on May 19, 2016, 08:04:02 AM
'He may feel appreciated by Klopp and established at Anfield but the £25m midfielder, one of five Liverpool players in England’s provisional 26-man squad for the European Championship, still finds it possible to get on the wrong side of his manager.

“He was screaming at me during the Chelsea game last week but he screams so much on the day of a game you’ve got to take it with a pinch of salt,” Lallana says. “You definitely can’t take it personally; that’s just him. He was shouting at me to be more compact against Chelsea. The worst thing you can do in that situation is gesture ‘What do you mean?’ or dismiss it. The best thing is to just nod your head even if you don’t understand what he’s saying.

“I made the mistake of saying I couldn’t hear him away at Leicester and that didn’t help but after the game he will always explain he was just trying to help you. He is a great character to have around. I really like the way he is and I think his traits bring the best out of a lot of players. He doesn’t get too angry. He’s more disappointed that we haven’t shown our best. He is emotional and aggressive in his demands but he doesn’t get that angry after a game. He is very structured in what he says.”

Klopp and Lallana are next-door neighbours in Formby, where the Liverpool manager has taken up residence in Rodgers’ former home. A little awkward, surely? “It is nice actually,” Lallana says. “He has got a nice family, nice kids and I see him walking the dogs. One time I was taking my little boy up for a bath and when we got to the landing we saw him [Klopp] taking out the bins so I put my lad on the balcony and he was shouting, ‘Klopp, Klopp’ and giving it the fist-pump celebration. He just looked at him and gave him a wave.”


Lovely.

So cute, so nice. Liverpool use the same house for all their managers. I wonder did Klopp keep the potrait of Rogers hanging in there
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluesthedaddy on May 19, 2016, 03:46:09 PM
No idea what you mean @Bob Sacamano (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=47) ....

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiukPzcXIAADB5r.jpg)

Departure from Luton airport.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluesthedaddy on May 19, 2016, 04:20:44 PM
I see the echo are blaming uefa for lots of Arsehole kopites flying to a different country and causing trouble, if u haven't got a ticket don't go. Will carra be sack by sky for swearing on social media? as there main "pundit" he has a reputation as a representative of the company to uphold. No brushed under the carpet, I don't even think they have mentioned the fighting on sky.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 19, 2016, 04:27:47 PM
Everyone must watch this!

https://mobile.twitter.com/EvertonMusings/status/733050441324433410
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 19, 2016, 04:30:05 PM
 #fantascruff

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on May 19, 2016, 04:31:01 PM

Without missing a beat or any sense of irony comes the immortal words "next season....."


Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on May 19, 2016, 04:36:04 PM
Everyone must watch this!

https://mobile.twitter.com/EvertonMusings/status/733050441324433410

Brilliant but it needs the first line of this playing.


Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on May 19, 2016, 04:37:22 PM
Everyone must watch this!

https://mobile.twitter.com/EvertonMusings/status/733050441324433410
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13245467_497099790484371_4014622183048877903_n.jpg?oh=4f9b47bf2a0f79941743ad2151c1ffbd&oe=57D95375)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on May 19, 2016, 04:39:18 PM
It's amazing how all the other Europa League finals have gone off without a hint of trouble or violence, some of them in smallish grounds, but this is defo Uefa's fault.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 19, 2016, 04:41:25 PM
It's amazing how all the other Europa League finals have gone off without a hint of trouble or violence, some of them in smallish grounds, but this is defo Uefa's fault.

Are they really saying this?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on May 19, 2016, 04:42:50 PM
Are they really saying this?

I dunno what their fans are saying, but John Cross at the Mirror was saying it on Talksport last night, and an article in the Guardian this morning is saying the same.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 19, 2016, 04:44:51 PM
Unbelievable
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 19, 2016, 04:57:20 PM
I can't wait to see what the fat fella says about gettin knocked the fuck out.

I can see the echo headline now "Brave Red viscously assaulted by Spanish hooligans"
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on May 19, 2016, 05:05:21 PM
Everyone must watch this!

https://mobile.twitter.com/EvertonMusings/status/733050441324433410

But I thought they didn't care about us?

Sums them up, biggest game in years and they're still banging on about us in a live interview on TV yet we're meant to be the obsessed ones.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on May 19, 2016, 05:18:41 PM
Nothing on the BBC either. It's like 1984. Ironically when they were at their worst.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on May 19, 2016, 05:21:47 PM
Nothing on the BBC either. It's like 1984. Ironically when they were at their worst.

The media are terrified of saying anything critical of their fans, no matter how justified it is, because of the Hillsborough fallout.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 19, 2016, 05:24:09 PM
The media are terrified of saying anything critical of their fans, no matter how justified it is, because of the Hillsborough fallout.

Was just about to say the same
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on May 19, 2016, 05:26:32 PM

The media are terrified of saying anything critical of their fans, no matter how justified it is, because of the Hillsborough fallout.

What do you mean?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on May 19, 2016, 05:29:37 PM
What do you mean?

Is this sarcasm?

I assume you know what I mean from the tone and content of the comment of yours that I was responding to.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on May 19, 2016, 05:37:24 PM
What do you mean?

everywhere they fucking go, they cause trouble, fighting, robbing etc but no one dares say anything incase they bring up Hillsborough.

Thats my opinion anyway.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 19, 2016, 05:43:23 PM
everywhere they fucking go, they cause trouble, fighting, robbing etc but no one dares say anything incase they bring up Hillsborough.

Thats my opinion anyway.

Athens is very good example of this, they were robbing off each other and actually boasting about it, but again that wasn't their fault, it was UEFA'S
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on May 19, 2016, 05:43:47 PM
Athens is very good example of this, they were robbing off each other and actually boasting about it, but again that wasn't their fault, it was UEFA'S

Exactly yep.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Tony Clifton on May 19, 2016, 06:41:01 PM
Has Eamon Holmes piped up yet?  ;D
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on May 19, 2016, 07:32:06 PM

Is this sarcasm?

I assume you know what I mean from the tone and content of the comment of yours that I was responding to.

No there's nothing else meant by my comment. I honestly didn't know what it meant but lizz has explained. I still don't really understand it but if it's actually a thing then that's pretty spineless reporting from the media.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on May 19, 2016, 07:37:08 PM
No there's nothing else meant by my comment. I honestly didn't know what it meant but lizz has explained. I still don't really understand it but if it's actually a thing then that's pretty spineless reporting from the media.

I mean it's not a fact, it's an opinion and obviously we're all biased, but it certainly seems that way.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on May 19, 2016, 07:45:52 PM
There is no way a journalist would write a report about Liverpool fans causing bother at a game, they defo wouldnt suggest that there was fans out there that were a ticketless and b trying to bunk in

It would be career suicide
Title: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on May 19, 2016, 07:52:36 PM
As someone said earlier I think, John Cross reported it on Talksport last night. He was due to come on soon after the show started but in the end it was almost an hour before they chatted to him. He described what happened inside the stadium only - saying that there were scuffles and that Liverpool fans had actively moved across to confront Sevilla players about whatever it was they were upset about. Then he said that they had made their way unobstructed into the press area.

The theme of what he was saying was that it was the stadium and the authorities that were insufficient. Goldstein directly challenged him and said that it was fans behaviour that was the problem - that if he travelled that distance to watch the team, he still wouldn't have behaved as some of them did. Although Cross took that point, his angle was very clear that it was the responsibility of the authorities to manage the event.

It was quite bizarre overall. But the theme overall fits what is being said here - if you are going to report this stuff then you had better be careful what you say.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on May 19, 2016, 08:07:24 PM
I don't fully go along with this conspiracy plot there's plenty of papers covered the trouble, just google it. It's not been headline news everywhere but that's due to editorial preference rather than concerns over any kind backlash.

Anyway what's interesting is this is their second game in this competition they've had hooligans rioting. UEFA charged them for violent fan behaviour after the Utd matches and now this. Surely they should be looking at quiet a severe punishment given their previous history for crowd trouble?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on May 19, 2016, 08:39:35 PM
So cute, so nice. Liverpool use the same house for all their managers. I wonder did Klopp keep the potrait of Rogers hanging in there

See todays Other Football thread......
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on May 19, 2016, 08:47:23 PM

Without missing a beat or any sense of irony comes the immortal words "next season....."





Sob!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluesthedaddy on May 19, 2016, 09:59:54 PM
Typical, cause murder the scurry back down the man hole the fucking rat.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Mayor Farnum on May 19, 2016, 11:54:29 PM
No idea what you mean @Bob Sacamano (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=47) ....

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiukPzcXIAADB5r.jpg)

These three don't look like they spend too much time with 'birds'.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Mayor Farnum on May 19, 2016, 11:56:33 PM
Typical, cause murder the scurry back down the man hole the fucking rat.

Looks like the team and the fans had their pants pulled down last night.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Simon Paul on May 20, 2016, 12:32:15 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-459708/Ticket-stealing-Liverpool-fans-branded-worst-Europe-UEFA.html
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sam of the south on May 20, 2016, 02:29:03 AM
Sky Sports were barraging a Swiss police dude or something (apologies for not being conclusive, I was washing-up)and pretty much bullied him into underlining that there were no violent offences last night, all were 'petty crimes' like selling unofficial merchandise and pick-pocketing, and that the 30 arrests were evenly spread across Liverpool supporters and Swiss nationals.

Excuse me as I stroke my chin, 1980's style..
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sirblue57 on May 20, 2016, 03:25:52 PM
instead of calling them "redshite" etc, can we simply refer to them as "AtV"? (always the victims).

no tbeing bitter, but am fed up with those fuckers whinging about EUFA, The FA, FIFA, Subway, any fucking one but themselves, as the cause for trouble that follows them.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluesthedaddy on May 20, 2016, 03:56:01 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-459708/Ticket-stealing-Liverpool-fans-branded-worst-Europe-UEFA.html

Looks like the shite and anyone sticking up for them would like uefa to monitor anyone taking a flight/ferry/coach to any country holding one of their  games, any of their supporters that has a printer (or knows someone with one) , and make sure they only have 2 units of alcohol each (in other words baby-sit each fan). How's about not competing in their comps in ye always hard done by, or just ban the fucking cunts.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheRam on May 20, 2016, 06:10:49 PM
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on May 20, 2016, 06:58:06 PM
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Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on May 20, 2016, 06:58:33 PM
Can see this thread reaching a 1000 pages
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on May 20, 2016, 07:25:53 PM
Is it just me, or are Paddy Power adverts aimed at the worst kind of hype-driven, laddish cunts in world history?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on May 20, 2016, 07:39:26 PM
Can see this thread reaching a 1000 pages

@Shogun (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1108) will have it closed done before it gets to 100!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on May 20, 2016, 09:55:33 PM
Is it just me, or are Paddy Power adverts aimed at the worst kind of hype-driven, laddish cunts in world history?
..........the '' Ladbroke Life '' ads are nearly as bad.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on May 20, 2016, 10:36:19 PM
http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2016/05/liverpool-why-wouldnt-you-think-the-reds-can-win-the-league-next-season/
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheTone on May 20, 2016, 11:48:21 PM

some right whoppers on there, kin hell
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on May 21, 2016, 01:31:44 AM
some right whoppers on there, kin hell

Some on your avatar as well like.......


Talking of which - every photo I've seen regards the rumble in Brussels its a Kopite getting battered. Used to be hard them you know.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Mayor Farnum on May 21, 2016, 01:43:59 AM
Saw Ricki Tomlinson at the '86 FA Cup final. He was wearing an Everton scarf. Mustn't be enough publicity in being a blue.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: chang on May 21, 2016, 04:51:16 AM
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11959/10289318/liverpool-charged-by-uefa-following-crowd-trouble-at-europa-league-final
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Tinga on May 21, 2016, 07:01:05 PM
http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2016/05/liverpool-why-wouldnt-you-think-the-reds-can-win-the-league-next-season/
http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2016/05/liverpool-why-wouldnt-you-think-the-reds-can-win-the-league-next-season/

(http://i.imgur.com/3LiYe.jpg)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on May 21, 2016, 11:49:55 PM
Anyone got that  video of the soft cunt giving large about Everton missing it with the pic of him getting banged
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on May 22, 2016, 12:47:59 AM
@Bally (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=19)

https://twitter.com/MrCain81/status/733361221207003138

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on May 22, 2016, 01:30:20 AM
@Bally (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=19)

https://twitter.com/MrCain81/status/733361221207003138
Beautiful, thank you
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bluestevie on May 22, 2016, 06:59:16 AM
Anyone catch Carragher's hilariously bitter tweet about us after the United/Palace game?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sirblue57 on May 22, 2016, 07:21:10 AM
Anyone catch Carragher's hilariously bitter tweet about us after the United/Palace game?

carra? bitter tweet? surely you jest? are we not the "bitter" ones?



and no, please share.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 22, 2016, 03:48:33 PM
Anyone catch Carragher's hilariously bitter tweet about us after the United/Palace game?

Yep, was something like, 2 cup wins in 4 days for Evertonians
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Mayor Farnum on May 22, 2016, 04:56:26 PM
Ha Ha. Most Liverpool supporters have more in common with Man U than we do. If a good number of them had been born ten years later they'd be Man U supporters.
Maybe that's why they feel they have to hate them so much.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Tony Clifton on May 22, 2016, 06:01:13 PM
Anyone catch Carragher's hilariously bitter tweet about us after the United/Palace game?

Bless him he's sexually confused, amongst other things.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on May 22, 2016, 06:09:55 PM
Carragher is alright. I'm not sure it is very wise to be trolling though when you're supposed to be a respected pundit. He's probably angling for a position on BT seeing as sky are losing everything. And he'd be right at home with every other ex Liverpool pundit on there.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on May 25, 2016, 01:10:05 AM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36372274

Surprise surprise!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Simon Paul on May 25, 2016, 01:12:24 AM
Ha Ha. Most Liverpool supporters have more in common with Man U than we do.

post codes for a start
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on May 25, 2016, 02:07:16 AM
They are playing Barca at Wembley in the International Champions Cup . Champions of what ?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on May 25, 2016, 05:26:03 AM
They are playing Barca at Wembley in the International Champions Cup . Champions of what ?

Ex-player bullshit artists on telly that's what.

Ayup....'Liverpool and Manchester United have been fined €40,000 (£30,565) each – half of which has been suspended – for illicit chanting by their fans during March’s two-legged Europa League clash.

Liverpool were fined a further €17,000 for the offences of setting off fireworks, throwing of objects, crowd disturbances and a late kick-off and ordered to contact United within 30 days for the settlement of the damages caused by their supporters at Old Trafford.'

Scandalous.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: GLewis on May 25, 2016, 12:20:49 PM

They are playing Barca at Wembley in the International Champions Cup . Champions of what ?

That was the tournament that we were involved in the summer of 13/14 except it's now spread across the world rather than just the USA.

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on May 27, 2016, 07:06:07 PM
Looks like they might just have another graduate coming through from their academy.

Sadio Mane being linked in a few papers.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 07, 2016, 06:06:51 PM
Klopp getting a contract extension after only 6 months in charge.

The cynic in me wonders whether they're feeling inferior what with the media focussing on Utd, City and Chelsea's new managers.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 07, 2016, 07:05:06 PM
Klopp getting a contract extension after only 6 months in charge.

The cynic in me wonders whether they're feeling inferior what with the media focussing on Utd, City and Chelsea's new managers.

They deffo are, they don't like it when the media switch their attention elsewhere, they will be creaming themselves again soon enough though, especially when they play Barca at Wembley in a few weeks.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on July 07, 2016, 07:17:59 PM
They're happy to let Ibe go. Thought he was decent when he first appeared on the scene. They must have a wave of academy graduates about to break through. Or not.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on July 07, 2016, 07:31:53 PM
Who the fuck would be stupid enough to give their manager a new contract at the end of his first season?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on July 07, 2016, 08:10:03 PM
They're happy to let Ibe go. Thought he was decent when he first appeared on the scene. They must have a wave of academy graduates about to break through. Or not.
He was better than Sterling this time last year

I imagine Wycombe (I think) will be very happy with the news of his transfer
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on July 07, 2016, 08:12:07 PM
The lad has absolutely no end product.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 08, 2016, 01:39:33 AM
The lad has absolutely no end product.

So he is the new Sterling after all?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on July 08, 2016, 01:53:50 AM
So he is the new Sterling after all?

16M for Ibe. 49m for sterling. That makes him a third sterling or 33 cent
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 08, 2016, 05:23:24 PM
Klopp given a new improved 6 year contract

Pardew mark 2
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: School of Science on July 09, 2016, 03:01:17 AM
Klopp given a new improved 6 year contract

Pardew mark 2

Red friend in work says £7.5m a year, a lot to pay up even for soft arse Liverpool that, if it all goes Tits up.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on July 09, 2016, 03:08:43 AM
Thank goodness for this.
Excellent news!!

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36752127
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on July 09, 2016, 03:09:44 AM
This thread is 6 pages long. Before that I'm not even sure we had an RS thread for a good while.

The RAWK thread on us is 643 pages long and tends to grow by a page a day roughly, and apparently we're obsessed with them.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 09, 2016, 03:12:05 AM
Had forgotten about this shower.......
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on July 09, 2016, 03:15:24 AM
This thread is 6 pages long. Before that I'm not even sure we had an RS thread for a good while.

The RAWK thread on us is 643 pages long and tends to grow by a page a day roughly, and apparently we're obsessed with them.

I said that to an RS mate once when he called me a bitter or some such other tag they give us, you call us bitter and obsessed but you lot are every bit as bad, possibly worse with us and with Man Utd, he did agree with me.

This threads been going early two months as well and I'm pretty sure RAWK has more replies per page than us too. Maybe it's just because it's the close season there hasn't been much for us to laugh at them for?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on July 09, 2016, 03:37:13 AM
They won 1-0 against Tranmere tonight. Set off Pyro and did a pitch invasion.

The weapons.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 09, 2016, 06:07:27 AM
I said that to an RS mate once when he called me a bitter or some such other tag they give us, you call us bitter and obsessed but you lot are every bit as bad, possibly worse with us and with Man Utd, he did agree with me.

This threads been going early two months as well and I'm pretty sure RAWK has more replies per page than us too. Maybe it's just because it's the close season there hasn't been much for us to laugh at them for?

Now let's not pretend it's the first dedicated RS thread on here Gash. There's been at least 1 other I started that got locked, nothing wrong with taking the piss out of our nearest and dearest.

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on July 09, 2016, 06:40:56 AM
Now let's not pretend it's the first dedicated RS thread on here Gash.

I never said it was Ross.

nothing wrong with taking the piss out of our nearest and dearest.

I never said there was Ross.


Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 14, 2016, 10:08:18 PM
One of the lads in work is buzzing because they're unbeaten in pre-season so far, actually said and I shit you not, that "this will be our year"

Him "See the mighty redmen won again last, 5-0"

Me "You were playing Fleetwood mate"

Him "Not the point, tough opponents and we brushed them aside with ease, two games unbeaten, Klopps redmen on the march"

Me "Tranmere & Fleetwood"

Him "Its ours this year, all you bluenoses will be crying soon"

Me "Sound mate"


Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 14, 2016, 10:11:00 PM
Oh and their new player who scored last night (he didn't know his name!) is well better than Barkley.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on July 14, 2016, 10:25:17 PM
One of the lads in work is buzzing because they're unbeaten in pre-season so far, actually said and I shit you not, that "this will be our year"

Him "See the mighty redmen won again last, 5-0"

Me "You were playing Fleetwood mate"

Him "Not the point, tough opponents and we brushed them aside with ease, two games unbeaten, Klopps redmen on the march"

Me "Tranmere & Fleetwood"

Him "Its ours this year, all you bluenoses will be crying soon"

Me "Sound mate"



See, I wouldnt have replied to the first comment
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 14, 2016, 10:37:32 PM
I'm weak, I could've carried on after the crying comment but I was afraid he would call me bitter again
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Post by: Shogun on July 14, 2016, 11:59:06 PM
Oh and their new player who scored last night (he didn't know his name!) is well better than Barkley.

Lovely dive from him for their their penalty.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on July 15, 2016, 01:11:16 AM
Surprised they sold Skertel. they not blessed with decent CB's and he was pretty decent. A terrible snide but a good player.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on July 15, 2016, 01:24:57 AM
Awful player, and has been for years.
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Post by: GLewis on July 15, 2016, 01:54:09 AM
Great own goal scorer to be fair.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 15, 2016, 03:22:19 AM
Surprised they sold Skertel. they not blessed with decent CB's and he was pretty decent. A terrible snide but a good player.

Yeah you'd imagine Toure is going/gone so it leaves them very light in that area for experience.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 15, 2016, 04:08:21 AM
Ballotelli. Cracks me up he's still on the books......

Benteke as well.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on July 15, 2016, 04:36:30 AM
Ballotelli. Cracks me up he's still on the books......

Jurgen Rodgers has already said that he needs to find another club. The gossip columns reckon Brendan Klopp might be after him at Celtic which would get the Celtic fans frothing at the mouth but would be a massive fall from grace for Balotelli.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on July 15, 2016, 05:34:51 AM
Fuck Liverpool. Bigged up by the media every year, only to let their fans, the media and themselves down, every year. Absolute clowns, keep it up.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bluestevie on July 15, 2016, 06:27:27 AM
One of the lads in work is buzzing because they're unbeaten in pre-season so far, actually said and I shit you not, that "this will be our year"

Him "See the mighty redmen won again last, 5-0"

Me "You were playing Fleetwood mate"

Him "Not the point, tough opponents and we brushed them aside with ease, two games unbeaten, Klopps redmen on the march"

Me "Tranmere & Fleetwood"

Him "Its ours this year, all you bluenoses will be crying soon"

Me "Sound mate"




Sounds like that Kloppmanator fella on Twitter, that guys a hoot especially when he does polls that don't go his way
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 15, 2016, 06:34:10 PM
Sky Sports continue their love fest, today's poll on the website is who do you think Liverpool should sign
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: 74Blue on July 16, 2016, 04:08:32 AM
Sky Sports continue their love fest, today's poll on the website is who do you think Liverpool should sign

Lets fucking bombard it with votes for Arouna Kone for £25m!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 16, 2016, 07:52:13 AM
Jurgen Rodgers has already said that he needs to find another club. The gossip columns reckon Brendan Klopp might be after him at Celtic which would get the Celtic fans frothing at the mouth but would be a massive fall from grace for Balotelli.

Off to China for 16 mil they say. Kloppgers may take Benteke to Celtic like.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Hannibal Lecter on July 16, 2016, 04:19:24 PM

Surprised they sold Skertel. they not blessed with decent CB's and he was pretty decent. A terrible snide but a good player.
So I suppose a lot of tailors has closed shop by now then.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 19, 2016, 08:09:39 PM
'The Reds will try to rustle up some cash by selling Lucas Leiva, Lazar Markovic, Tiago Ilori, Mario Balotelli, Christian Benteke and Adam Bogdan, the last of whom could be on his way to Wigan. “It makes no sense to stay in the squad when you don’t have an opportunity to play,” said Jürgen Klopp of this spurned sixsome. “When there’s no chance to play, it makes absolutely no sense.” Unfortunately for the German the players involved may have accountants with an alternative view.' Guardian

Good swap for Winaljdum.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on July 19, 2016, 08:11:04 PM
'The Reds will try to rustle up some cash by selling Lucas Leiva, Lazar Markovic, Tiago Ilori, Mario Balotelli, Christian Benteke and Adam Bogdan, the last of whom could be on his way to Wigan. “It makes no sense to stay in the squad when you don’t have an opportunity to play,” said Jürgen Klopp of this spurned sixsome. “When there’s no chance to play, it makes absolutely no sense.” Unfortunately for the German the players involved may have accountants with an alternative view.' Guardian

Good swap for Winaljdum.

Bogdán definitely wants to go and play somewhere, he wanted to go out on loan in January too. But then he'll be on the lowest wages out of that lot.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 19, 2016, 08:15:03 PM
Bogdán definitely wants to go and play somewhere, he wanted to go out on loan in January too. But then he'll be on the lowest wages out of that lot.

Aye, but what happened to that defender they bought and used a couple of times as a striker?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: hill135 on July 20, 2016, 09:41:02 PM
putting this in here as it's liverpool related.

Turns out Daniel Agger was banging anti-inflammatories until his body gave out.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/jul/20/daniel-agger-liverpool-story-athletes-pills

What he says about Roy HOdgson is also interesting. Seems Roy has repeated his as-many-strikers-as-possible trick before
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: BlueBeagle on July 22, 2016, 02:37:10 PM
Just heard that horrible fat bastard Mick Quinn on Talksport with Brazil and it got me wondering if he's going to follow Colin Murrays lead by leaving the station due to it's future links to The Sun now that they have been taken over.

Surely such a massive diehard, local red would surely take the same stance as Murray... Wouldn't he? Especially seeing as he makes a more than comfortable living off his horses... :titanic:
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on July 22, 2016, 02:51:19 PM
Just heard that horrible fat bastard Mick Quinn on Talksport with Brazil and it got me wondering if he's going to follow Colin Murrays lead by leaving the station due to it's future links to The Sun now that they have been taken over.

Surely such a massive diehard, local red would surely take the same stance as Murray... Wouldn't he? Especially seeing as he makes a more than comfortable living off his horses... :titanic:

If he was asked the question he'd turn it on it's by saying he's Newcastle through and through really.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on July 22, 2016, 04:29:03 PM
Are we not having a premier league forum this season or are we just keeping the one from last year that doesn't work?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 22, 2016, 06:37:18 PM
Just heard that horrible fat bastard Mick Quinn on Talksport with Brazil and it got me wondering if he's going to follow Colin Murrays lead by leaving the station due to it's future links to The Sun now that they have been taken over.

Surely such a massive diehard, local red would surely take the same stance as Murray... Wouldn't he? Especially seeing as he makes a more than comfortable living off his horses... :titanic:

He wont leave, he loves the limelight and the sound of his own voice
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 26, 2016, 07:26:31 PM
Sakho's been a naughty boy and Kloops sent him home from their US tour.

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Post by: Simon Paul on July 26, 2016, 08:13:47 PM
Naughtier than taking performance enhancing drugs??
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: GLewis on July 26, 2016, 08:21:16 PM
Given that overt racism isn't that bad over there you have to worry about what he must have done.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 26, 2016, 08:48:51 PM
Given that overt racism isn't that bad over there you have to worry about what he must have done.

Racism?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on July 27, 2016, 06:59:14 PM
Bid for Joao Mario turned down. A worthy replacement for Joe Allen......
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on July 27, 2016, 07:48:50 PM
Bid for Joao Mario turned down. A worthy replacement for Joe Allen......

They could pretend he's a new Portuguese signing called Joao Allenho, just stick a scruffy fake beard on him and ... oh, never mind.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 28, 2016, 03:21:26 PM
Lost 1-0 to Chelsea in USA last night, Fabregas was sent off for a terrible tackle on Klavan, reds in work are demanding Fabregas be banned for at least 5 games and the game should be replayed.

Oh and Klavan looks class, well better than Stones.

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on July 30, 2016, 04:30:33 AM
Their new keeper is out for 2-3 months with a broken hand.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 30, 2016, 10:36:16 AM
Their new keeper is out for 2-3 months with a broken hand.

Punched Lovren in the head. 'Nuff said.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on August 03, 2016, 05:27:25 PM
Such a moronic fanbase.

Their idea of what is/isn't a good transfer is so warped that they're criticising us for only spending £7.1m on Gueye, by the mere fact that we haven't been insanely overcharged to the tune of £25-35m for Mane and Wijnaldum.

One of their standard lines is 'haha, £7.1m on a relegated midfielder'.

What...as opposed to £25m on a relegated midfielder? Or as opposed to giving Southampton £95.5m for 5 players over the last two seasons, none of whom can be described as anything more than half decent.

Very odd fanbase, that lot. Beyond delusional.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 04, 2016, 10:29:04 PM
They all laughed when United were linked with Mane last summer, he's an absolute world beater now
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on August 04, 2016, 10:39:33 PM
Waiting for the annual 'this is our year' should they beat Arsenal next weekend. I am really hoping that with our new manager that we can go to Anfield and have the belief to turn up and stuff them.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 07, 2016, 12:49:20 AM
They beating barca 3-0, so the obviously will win everything this season, Olympics, big brother, masterchef etc
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on August 07, 2016, 12:57:02 AM
It's a pretty encouraging result tbf.

There aren't many teams who will allow them to play on the counter like that though. We saw that last season when they destroyed Man City yet lost 2-0 to Newcastle in the following away match.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 07, 2016, 01:17:56 AM
Record attendance at new Wembley, this is horrible, really horrible
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on August 07, 2016, 01:29:32 AM
Record attendance at new Wembley, this is horrible, really horrible

It's understandable when a big club like Barca were playing.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 07, 2016, 01:33:39 AM
The tellyclappers are cock a hoop
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 07, 2016, 04:46:15 AM
They'll soon pipe down when Arsenal beat them next week.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on August 07, 2016, 05:15:29 AM
:(
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on August 07, 2016, 05:46:01 AM
Klopp refused to answer a question posed by a journalist from The S*n because they're about to release something damaging about LFC.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on August 07, 2016, 06:03:37 AM
Klopp refused to answer a question posed by a journalist from The S*n because they're about to release something damaging about LFC.

And maybe this time it won't be completely made up?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on August 07, 2016, 10:18:31 PM
Losing 3-0 to Mainz
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 07, 2016, 10:22:32 PM
4
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Post by: Shogun on August 07, 2016, 10:33:20 PM
4

Some instant karma that
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Post by: Simon Paul on August 07, 2016, 11:22:32 PM
so what is it that The S*n are going to report?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on August 07, 2016, 11:56:35 PM
so what is it that The S*n are going to report?

Lovren's Mrs has been playing around, but every other paper is running the story as well.
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Post by: Major Clanger on August 07, 2016, 11:57:13 PM
Lovren's Mrs has been playing around, but every other paper is running the story as well.

How the hell is that damaging news? Never mind that, how the hell is that news?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on August 07, 2016, 11:59:09 PM
How the hell is that damaging news? Never mind that, how the hell is that news?

Dunno. It might not be what Klopp was getting stroppy about but I read that's what it is. As you say, not much of a story really.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on August 08, 2016, 12:27:18 AM
Lovren's Mrs has been playing around, but every other paper is running the story as well.

Hope she gives him the Iceland clap.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Simon Paul on August 08, 2016, 03:24:03 AM
Lucas off to Turkey according to someone who knows his wife
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 08, 2016, 06:03:32 AM
https://pics.onsizzle.com/yesterday-liverpool-4-0-barcelona-weregonna-win-the-league-we-beat-3237594.png
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alfie Noakes on August 09, 2016, 06:05:52 AM
They played 2 games in 2 days. How many clubs do that? Are they so desperate for money?
When I saw that they were playing Barca one day before, I decided not to go to the game in Mainz.
(I'd been looking forward to probably being the only one in an Everton shirt too)

What a disrespectful, badly run club they are, the shite.   
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bluestevie on August 10, 2016, 08:23:51 AM
Apparently their first home game isn't going to be until they play Leicester after the September international break, even if they get a home tie in the League Cup draw tomorrow, given special dispensation to play a 'home' tie at their visitors ground. Bit farcical that they've had this stand rebuild going all summer and still don't have it complete for the start of the season, when you consider City a few years back, and West Ham just this summer have had athletics stadiums converted into football grounds and been used in pre season
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Post by: Goaljira on August 10, 2016, 02:26:04 PM
Apparently their first home game isn't going to be until they play Leicester after the September international break, even if they get a home tie in the League Cup draw tomorrow, given special dispensation to play a 'home' tie at their visitors ground. Bit farcical that they've had this stand rebuild going all summer and still don't have it complete for the start of the season, when you consider City a few years back, and West Ham just this summer have had athletics stadiums converted into football grounds and been used in pre season

There's a bit of a difference in converting an unused stadium and having to build up and around an existing structure, and then over the summer join them together?
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 10, 2016, 04:39:21 PM
Regarding their new improved stadium stand, its apparently created 2000 obstructed views....
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 10, 2016, 05:15:19 PM
Regarding their new improved stadium stand, its apparently created 2000 obstructed views....

They're considering suing the construction company apparently.
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Post by: Goaljira on August 10, 2016, 08:51:33 PM
They're considering suing the construction company apparently.

Well they do like a protest.
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Post by: 74Blue on August 10, 2016, 11:49:24 PM
They're considering suing the construction company apparently.
Did they honestly think that the construction company were able to magically make the rooves of the Kop & Anfield Road stands completely transparent at one end?
Fuck me! They knew how big the fucking thing was going to be & that part of it would be behind the rooves of existing stands.
I hope the construction company counter-sue for gross fucking stupidity!
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Post by: The Analog Kid on August 11, 2016, 03:29:33 PM
They're considering suing the construction company apparently.

They'll just get given six points.
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Post by: Toffee1 on August 11, 2016, 04:09:21 PM
They have appointed Jonathan Woodgate as their scout in Portugal and Spain - He'll probably be on the beers and the beach more than he does any scouting of players.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 16, 2016, 09:23:31 PM
Anyone still like Klopp?
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 17, 2016, 11:53:33 PM
Mane's gone to hospital with a shoulder injury.

Been seen since then with his arm in a sling.
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Post by: Gash on August 18, 2016, 12:15:26 AM
Mane's gone to hospital with a shoulder injury.

Been seen since then with his arm in a sling.

That's standard for all new players, he'll have been getting the chip on his shoulder fitted.
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Post by: Confucius on August 18, 2016, 05:55:29 AM
That's standard for all new players, he'll have been getting the chip on his shoulder fitted.

bravo sir, bravo
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Post by: Big Nev on August 19, 2016, 03:33:10 PM
That's standard for all new players, he'll have been getting the chip on his shoulder fitted.
Superb post.
So true
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Post by: Thomas on August 21, 2016, 04:10:22 AM
Wonderful listening to them on the radio have a proper good moan. Now all of a sudden (read their official facebook page) their 'captain fantastic' is a 'joke of a captain lad'.

They're mad.
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 21, 2016, 06:22:42 AM
A lot of them turning on Klopp already. Funny to listen to.
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Post by: Thomas on August 21, 2016, 10:54:43 AM
A lot of them turning on Klopp already. Funny to listen to.

Its bizarre. They must be the worst fans for an about turn in the league.
Title: Those lot
Post by: t2487 on August 21, 2016, 03:16:05 PM
Are about to become the wealthiest team in the UK apparently...

 :bonk:
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on August 21, 2016, 04:01:10 PM
If Liverpool get this Chinese takeover then they will be there above Man City in finance. There will then be a lot of clubs with huge power and I really wonder where it all ends. We are already seeing current non-elite clubs in England not having to give up players because they are financially strong enough to not have to. That will filter down further. And those clubs will be able to compete with the elite European clubs more and more in wages etc. You could end up seeing the premier league take over from the champions league, and it's every week so there's more to watch.
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Post by: Ridge on August 21, 2016, 07:29:26 PM
Benteke was so eager to get his teeth into the RS, he tried signing for Burnley yesterday.

The apology is so unconvincing, it's really tickled me.  :snigger:

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqTUpCfXYAABNb9.jpg)

https://twitter.com/chrisbenteke/status/766967260120543232
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on August 21, 2016, 09:28:39 PM
They should have sold Sturridge and kept Benteke. Soft gets.

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Post by: Bluedylan on August 22, 2016, 12:37:51 AM
Are about to become the wealthiest team in the UK apparently...

 :bonk:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/08/21/liverpool-owners-deny-china-takeover/
Title: Re: Those lot
Post by: Escla on August 22, 2016, 01:11:31 AM
Are about to become the wealthiest team in the UK apparently...

 :bonk:

Just ain't gonna happen.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: hill135 on August 22, 2016, 01:20:55 AM
Chinese people have lots of money but they also know fuck all about football.

Generalising I know.
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 22, 2016, 03:32:58 AM
So who would actually own them?
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Post by: Hannibal Lecter on August 22, 2016, 02:02:13 PM

So who would actually own them?
1,5 billion Chinese people.
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Post by: Ross on August 25, 2016, 07:08:31 PM
Sounds like there's trouble brewing in Mordor.

"World Class" Studgie doesn't like his position he's playing in and "Best defender in the league" Sakho is being shown the door.

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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 25, 2016, 10:53:01 PM
Sounds like there's trouble brewing in Mordor.

"World Class" Studgie doesn't like his position he's playing in and "Best defender in the league" Sakho is being shown the door.



https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/aug/25/the-question-will-jurgen-klopp-be-given-time-liverpool


Deffo their year/rebuilding/changing philosophies etc.
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Post by: Goaljira on August 27, 2016, 05:03:48 PM
https://twitter.com/RAWK_Meltdown/status/769465731385790464
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 28, 2016, 02:33:09 AM
Reads like Sturridge is talking himself into a transfer elsewhere. After all the patience they've shown with him as well. Shame innit.
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Post by: Thomas on August 28, 2016, 04:06:06 AM
If we have an undeserved rep for being bitter, why are they never challenged on being so delusional?
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Post by: bluestevie on August 30, 2016, 04:50:02 PM
The Echo and Mirror have reeled the cunts in big time by running a story about Blues pointing out an inaccuracy on a pillar in their new stand, but only publishing ONE tweet about it, leading to the typical bitters and Woodison comments from that lot on Twitter
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Post by: Bally on August 30, 2016, 04:54:22 PM
If we have an undeserved rep for being bitter, why are they never challenged on being so delusional?
They are, especially when I'm talking to them, I even have the hashtag #DeludedKopite which has become auto when I type #Del hahaha
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 31, 2016, 05:05:10 AM
A true captains performance.

That caption at the end  :snigger:

https://mobile.twitter.com/f1rmino/status/767084760879562752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


EDIT: This is bugging me. I'd expect any player who puts in a performance like this to be pulled on it and lose their place. How is someone this limited so bulletproof? Are they that desperate for a new Gerrard?
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Post by: Thomas on August 31, 2016, 05:46:19 AM
They are, especially when I'm talking to them, I even have the hashtag #DeludedKopite which has become auto when I type #Del hahaha

@Bally (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=19) I just genuinely don't get mate how they erase from their own memory (along with everybody elses) their ability to march a portrait of Benitez around Anfield then 3 months later march for him to be sacked.

Other things like 'Klopp/Sakho/Sissoko/Henderson is world class' then 5 minutes later they are average or even rubbish. That isn't just delusional thats fickle.
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Post by: Bally on August 31, 2016, 04:20:50 PM
Mate I've called them deluded for years, the second I get called bitter I tell them they're confusing my apathy for bitterness, then I call them deluded, you get three guesses for what I get back..... Yeah that's right "5 times mate" guaranteed every fucking time.
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Post by: sirblue57 on August 31, 2016, 06:20:08 PM
Mate I've called them deluded for years, the second I get called bitter I tell them they're confusing my apathy for bitterness, then I call them deluded, you get three guesses for what I get back..... Yeah that's right "5 times mate" guaranteed every fucking time.


i'm just shocked the fuckers can count to five.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 31, 2016, 08:27:02 PM

i'm just shocked the fuckers can count to five.

Good thing they don't live in Stoke.


Ballotelli. Nice. Lucky them.
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 01, 2016, 06:12:58 PM
A true captains performance.

That caption at the end  :snigger:

https://mobile.twitter.com/f1rmino/status/767084760879562752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw


EDIT: This is bugging me. I'd expect any player who puts in a performance like this to be pulled on it and lose their place. How is someone this limited so bulletproof? Are they that desperate for a new Gerrard?

The Benny Hill music just gives it the finishing touch. One theme tune that never tires.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on September 03, 2016, 04:56:39 PM
This picture is just so wrong on so many levels - Is he auditioning for The Only Way is Essex?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 05, 2016, 02:53:23 PM
Mane crocked on international duty. Twitter and Liverpool related Facebook pages go into meltdown.

Shame.
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Post by: ally2 on September 05, 2016, 07:27:50 PM

This picture is just so wrong on so many levels - Is he auditioning for The Only Way is Essex?

Love how it says BETVICTOR under their badge. Classy
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Post by: charlatan on September 05, 2016, 08:54:43 PM
Mane crocked on international duty. Twitter and Liverpool related Facebook pages go into meltdown.

Shame.

Whats up with him?
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 05, 2016, 09:19:39 PM
Whats up with him?

No idea, I'm not 100% sure it's him, I just assumed it was him as his named was mentioned most in the posts.

EDIT: Apparently he isn't injured, according to The Echo.
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Post by: charlatan on September 06, 2016, 12:12:02 AM
No idea, I'm not 100% sure it's him, I just assumed it was him as his named was mentioned most in the posts.

EDIT: Apparently he isn't injured, according to The Echo.

pity lolol
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Post by: Danny on September 06, 2016, 12:35:10 AM
This picture is just so wrong on so many levels - Is he auditioning for The Only Way is Essex?

Shoes on the sofa, what kind of animal?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on September 06, 2016, 05:10:43 AM
Shoes on the sofa, what kind of animal?

No socks on either, what a fucking savage
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Post by: Macca77 on September 08, 2016, 04:49:05 PM
Anyone else looking not forward to the massive wank fest when their stand opens this Saturday, its gonna be really cringeworthy isn't it
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Post by: Brownie20 on September 08, 2016, 07:07:25 PM
Interesting view this, seeing as they've won the Premier League more times than our loveable neighbours

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-legend-steven-gerrard-tells-11857889


Authors note -I know football was invented before the PL, but for the purpose of this, I'm choosing to ignore their history
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Post by: Macca77 on September 08, 2016, 07:11:40 PM
Interesting view this, seeing as they've won the Premier League more times than our loveable neighbours

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-legend-steven-gerrard-tells-11857889


Authors note -I know football was invented before the PL, but for the purpose of this, I'm choosing to ignore their history

I read that this morning and instantly started swearing, I fucking hate the echo.
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Post by: Bally on September 08, 2016, 10:08:29 PM
New seat in the new mega Stand (http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160908/0a836f7192e37b12e01957508ed7eb3f.jpg)
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Post by: GLewis on September 08, 2016, 11:07:53 PM
Bitter etc.
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Post by: Macca77 on September 08, 2016, 11:14:32 PM
Apparantley all the obstructed views will be gone once "phase 2" has been completed in two years

My reply, 2 years you say? We'll probably have a shiny new state of art stadium on the banks of the Mersey by then

<muffles and various other noises>



Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on September 08, 2016, 11:21:16 PM
Apparantley all the obstructed views will be gone once "phase 2" has been completed in two years

My reply, 2 years you say? We'll probably have a shiny new state of art stadium on the banks of the Mersey by then

<muffles and various other noises>





I doubt the cladding will be finished at this rate never mind a new stadium in 2 years!
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Post by: Macca77 on September 08, 2016, 11:50:18 PM
I doubt the cladding will be finished at this rate never mind a new stadium in 2 years!

Wheres the cladding money Farhad
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on September 10, 2016, 02:03:17 AM
Wheres the cladding money Farhad

Ask Roberto
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Post by: School of Science on September 10, 2016, 03:00:31 AM
Ask Roberto

They should have put Roberto behind the cladding !  :)
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Post by: Shogun on September 10, 2016, 08:06:18 AM
Anyone noticed the distinct lack of local lads they've got?

Jordan Rossiter was the last they were waxing lyrical about and he left for Rangers, could be a number of years before they have a regular in their team again.
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Post by: Macca77 on September 10, 2016, 09:59:59 PM
Yeah so the redshite echo has gone way over the top yet again, live streaming of the players arriving, trillions of gobshites waving their scarves and flags .

Just fuck off
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Post by: bacon sarnie on September 10, 2016, 10:32:30 PM
Yeah so the redshite echo has gone way over the top yet again, live streaming of the players arriving, trillions of gobshites waving their scarves and flags .

Just fuck off

Just a shit West Ham.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 11, 2016, 05:40:19 AM
Firmino has a top knot haircut.

Thundercuntastic.
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Post by: ally2 on September 11, 2016, 05:46:07 AM
Their new stand looks great
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on September 11, 2016, 05:47:53 AM
Firmino has a top knot haircut.

Thundercuntastic.

Coupled with a neck tattoo he's ripe for 3 minute reducer to pipe him right down.

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Post by: Gash on September 11, 2016, 06:12:35 AM
Their new stand looks great

But sounds shite. It's completely lost the atmosphere of a traditional stadium, just like most new builds do.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: KevtheRat on September 12, 2016, 03:55:56 AM
https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=368008693530095&id=100009629021504

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Post by: Gash on September 13, 2016, 06:05:40 AM
Neither's a red now but Rodgers is still a creepy bastard.

Quote
Tuesday's Champions League match sees Luis Suarez reunited with his former Liverpool boss Brendan Rodgers.

And Rodgers has some mega nice words to say about the Barcelona striker.

"Luis Suarez is one of the most beautiful men you can come across," said Rodgers.

"He's humble and works tirelessly. He's super professional, a family man, and he gives everything for his life as football.

"I had the pleasure of working with him as a human being and as footballer he's one of the best in the world.

"He came to a world class team and made them better. Barca would not be the same without him in the team."
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Post by: Macca77 on September 13, 2016, 05:03:09 PM
Reds in work on Monday - "Did you see us destroy the champions on Saturday then, Klopps men on the march, 5th in the prem, be top 4 by the end of the month"

Me - "No, I don't watch your games, why would I?"

Red - "Fucking typical bitter blue"

Me to reds this morning "Did you watch the game last night, exciting times for us blues with Koeman in charge"

Reds - "No, didn't know you were playing, who did you beat?"

Me - "Sunderland mate, won 3-0, now 3rd in the league only behind second on goal difference"

Reds - "Just shows how shit the league is then doesnt it"
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 13, 2016, 09:33:13 PM
Their new stand looks great

It does, it does indeed. Shame it's filled with cunts.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: GLewis on September 13, 2016, 09:44:36 PM

Neither's a red now but Rodgers is still a creepy bastard.

Insists on pronouncing his name Louis too for some reason.
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Post by: Bluedylan on September 13, 2016, 09:46:25 PM
Insists on pronouncing his name Louis too for some reason.

Always annoyed me that. Makes him sound like a Jewish-American stand up.

Clearly Suarez doesn't respect Rodgers nearly enough to explain to him how to pronounce his first name.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 14, 2016, 12:29:45 AM
Class footballer, horrible human being.

Rodgers is just an out & out weirdo. I hope Celtic get bummed about 8-0 tonight.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on September 14, 2016, 03:50:16 AM
Class footballer, horrible human being.

Rodgers is just an out & out weirdo. I hope Celtic get bummed about 8-0 tonight.


Ooooof so close
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on September 16, 2016, 06:39:01 PM
Is it just me or does Klopp give an interview every day?
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Post by: Bluedylan on September 16, 2016, 06:50:01 PM
Is it just me or does Klopp give an interview every day?

But then conversely also regularly moans about the non-stop media treadmill in English football.

It's almost like he's a bit of a knob.
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Post by: Ross on September 16, 2016, 07:31:04 PM
I think it's just that this week of all weeks they want to make themselves still feel as relevant as possible. Pushing Klopp in front of cameras and microphones at every opportunity helps make them feel they're still part of the A listers during European football week, similar to lasts weeks "big stand" opening event.

Obviously the reality is they've fallen along way down the peaking order but if they keep shouting it out to anyone who'll listen the cult will keep lapping it up, "next year" etc etc etc
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ridge on September 17, 2016, 07:45:57 AM
https://twitter.com/mugao22/status/776882363682942976
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 17, 2016, 12:26:50 PM
https://twitter.com/mugao22/status/776882363682942976

Someone posted this on Facebook yesterday, it just never ages!
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Post by: stirlingblue on September 17, 2016, 07:38:18 PM
I see the BBC already has a 'How far can Liverpool go?' article up
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Post by: Toffee1 on September 17, 2016, 08:10:12 PM
Good goal by Henderson but it will never be better than this one!

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Post by: sam of the south on September 17, 2016, 08:37:38 PM
I see the BBC already has a 'How far can Liverpool go?' article up

The BBC are truly obsessed
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Post by: Audrey Horne on September 17, 2016, 09:16:40 PM
My Liverpool fan 'friend' all over Twitter saying they are going to win the league. Fucking despise them.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on September 18, 2016, 02:27:36 AM
Guardian harping on about rebirth of the glory days on Merseyside with us in second place 3 points above and a superior goal difference.

Deffo their year like.



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Post by: Brownie20 on September 18, 2016, 02:52:44 AM
Guardian harping on about rebirth of the glory days on Merseyside with us in second place 3 points above and a superior goal difference.

Deffo their year like.





There were similar articles in Roberti's first season when they were going for the title. Hopefully they've jinxed them again (and not us)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on September 18, 2016, 04:27:05 PM
Ah bless.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jurgen-klopp-urges-liverpools-players-8860127

Wonder if they will include him hugging his players in those laughable Nivea adverts?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on September 19, 2016, 04:11:34 PM
The redshite Echo is adding more fuel to the fire here, actually printed a story saying the shite are now second favs for title after United lost yesterday, i despise that fucking paper
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 19, 2016, 06:37:36 PM
The redshite Echo is adding more fuel to the fire here, actually printed a story saying the shite are now second favs for title after United lost yesterday, i despise that fucking paper

They are second favs with skybet 11/2

interestingly, weve gone from 100-1 to 66.....

Deffo worth a few quid on an each way....
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Post by: 74Blue on September 19, 2016, 11:32:56 PM
They are second favs with skybet 11/2

interestingly, weve gone from 100-1 to 66.....

Deffo worth a few quid on an each way....
So how does that work? I've never really understood the mechanics of how "Each Way" betting works. There are only two possible outcomes, you either win the league or you don't. So how can you bet on something "Each Way" if it can only happen or not happen. Either way, you win? How is that even a gamble? How does the bookie make money on it?
I'm probably being really thick about betting, because it's not something I tend to do. There's probably a really simple explanation, but the term "Each Way", seems to suggest that it's a no-lose bet.
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Post by: Alanvideo on September 20, 2016, 04:27:08 AM
So how does that work? I've never really understood the mechanics of how "Each Way" betting works. There are only two possible outcomes, you either win the league or you don't. So how can you bet on something "Each Way" if it can only happen or not happen. Either way, you win? How is that even a gamble? How does the bookie make money on it?
I'm probably being really thick about betting, because it's not something I tend to do. There's probably a really simple explanation, but the term "Each Way", seems to suggest that it's a no-lose bet.
...........if you bet £5 each way on Everton to win the league it would obviously cost you £10. If we came 2nd you would lose the  'win' portion of the bet but you would get 1/4 the odds on the 'place 'portion'. So if it was 66/1 as MBT says  , you would get £82-50 back plus £5 stake.
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Post by: ally2 on September 20, 2016, 05:00:00 AM

...........if you bet £5 each way on Everton to win the league it would obviously cost you £10. If we came 2nd you would lose the  'win' portion of the bet but you would get 1/4 the odds on the 'place 'portion'. So if it was 66/1 as MBT says  , you would get £82-50 back plus £5 stake.

Ok I understood the first bit
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Post by: Bluedylan on September 20, 2016, 05:02:52 AM
Ok I understood the first bit

Basically the each way terms are First 4 in the league, 5th of the odds.
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Post by: Shogun on September 20, 2016, 05:04:33 AM
Basically the each way terms are First 4 in the league.

Usually only goes down to 2nd place I think.
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Post by: 74Blue on September 20, 2016, 01:36:30 PM
...........if you bet £5 each way on Everton to win the league it would obviously cost you £10. If we came 2nd you would lose the  'win' portion of the bet but you would get 1/4 the odds on the 'place 'portion'. So if it was 66/1 as MBT says  , you would get £82-50 back plus £5 stake.
Now it makes a bit more sense to me.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 21, 2016, 01:41:29 AM
There were similar articles in Roberti's first season when they were going for the title. Hopefully they've jinxed them again (and not us)

Wonder who they'd go for if it went down to the wire? I've no doubts at all that they'll win everything again this season. Ha.
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 24, 2016, 05:46:22 AM
Usually only goes down to 2nd place I think.

Yep.

I've got one for each of the leagues, fiver each way on Chelsea, Fulham, Bolton & Luton. Prem gets first two places, the other three get three places. Returns 15,500 if it comes in like.
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Post by: Mayor Farnum on September 25, 2016, 11:20:10 PM
Yep.

I've got one for each of the leagues, fiver each way on Chelsea, Fulham, Bolton & Luton. Prem gets first two places, the other three get three places. Returns 15,500 if it comes in like.

Is it too late to do such a bet now the season is under-way? I know you can still bet on the winners just wondered if the each way market is still open.   
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Duncs_a_legend on September 27, 2016, 12:49:25 AM
What's the wank fest all about with Klopp on Sky's MNF.
For about 4 days it's been headline news on the sky website.
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Post by: Ross on September 27, 2016, 12:57:41 AM
What's the wank fest all about with Klopp on Sky's MNF.
For about 4 days it's been headline news on the sky website.

European football week isn't it. They need to remind the world that they've not fell off the face of the earth so they go all out to with the drowning man impression waving to the beach.
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Post by: Alanvideo on September 27, 2016, 12:57:56 AM
What's the wank fest all about with Klopp on Sky's MNF.
For about 4 days it's been headline news on the sky website.
..............Klopp and  'Carra ' on MNF . Makes me really angry. Gone right off Samuel L.Jackson too.( Echo )   :headbang:  :wag:  :police:
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Post by: Ridge on September 27, 2016, 11:25:10 PM
Seems like the club has sent Klopp singing happy birthday to hundreds of supporters.

Unfortunately it wasn't most of their birthdays.  :bonk:

http://www.talkingbaws.com/2016/09/jurgen-klopp-randomly-emailing-liverpool-fans-happy-birthday-messages/
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ridge on September 27, 2016, 11:27:25 PM
https://twitter.com/Caitlin11790/status/780767695763419137
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Post by: KevtheRat on September 28, 2016, 12:23:55 AM
Seems like the club has sent Klopp singing happy birthday to hundreds of supporters.

Unfortunately it wasn't most of their birthdays.  :bonk:

http://www.talkingbaws.com/2016/09/jurgen-klopp-randomly-emailing-liverpool-fans-happy-birthday-messages/

It will be a PR stunt, conveniently during Champions League and Europa Cup week to remind people they are still relevant.
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Post by: Haile GAZrselassie on September 28, 2016, 01:00:04 AM
Right.

Correct me if I'm wrong here.

But do we have a 17 page long thread on an Everton forum that is basically aimed at laughing at/mocking/highlighting idiotic behaviour of Liverpool fans??

This is fucking horrendous lads.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on September 28, 2016, 07:52:04 AM
Right.

Correct me if I'm wrong here.

But do we have a 17 page long thread on an Everton forum that is basically aimed at laughing at/mocking/highlighting idiotic behaviour of Liverpool fans??

This is fucking horrendous lads.

We had a MGP one. Had to shut it down on page 7656 as you logged on again
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on September 28, 2016, 05:26:49 PM
Right.

Correct me if I'm wrong here.

But do we have a 17 page long thread on an Everton forum that is basically aimed at laughing at/mocking/highlighting idiotic behaviour of Liverpool fans??

This is fucking horrendous lads.
Almost as bad as the 1K+ thread they have about us on theirs
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on September 28, 2016, 05:53:42 PM
Almost as bad as the 1K+ thread they have about us on theirs

This makes me furious
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Post by: Bally on September 28, 2016, 05:56:25 PM
This makes me furious
Why we're the bitter ones remember
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Post by: Macca77 on September 28, 2016, 06:25:12 PM
Why we're the bitter ones remember

My local boozer had both games on last Saturday, the pub was basically split down the middle, us one end them the other, they were more interested in us getting beat than them winning, was bizzare
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 29, 2016, 12:26:52 AM
My local boozer had both games on last Saturday, the pub was basically split down the middle, us one end them the other, they were more interested in us getting beat than them winning, was bizzare

They've always been like that. Uncle painted his house red when they won the cup in 63 and stuck an Everton banner in the bog. I never flushed once after using and the paint eventually washed off in the rain. Catterick was 'the jewboy' after we won it in 66 and Shankly was 'the messiah'. Couldn't walk down the street/past his peeling house for 'friendly' abuse if Everton lost. I've always laughed at them. Tis the only way.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Brownie20 on September 29, 2016, 03:19:02 AM
This reply made me laugh

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160928/fcb61a502e6cf80d23a2812c2837ce3a.jpg)
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Post by: bacon sarnie on September 29, 2016, 03:40:29 AM
This reply made me laugh

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160928/fcb61a502e6cf80d23a2812c2837ce3a.jpg)

 :badum:
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Thomas on October 01, 2016, 10:33:49 PM
I love how 'World Class Henderson' 2 years ago for them went from them saying that to

2 weeks ago 'He cannot captain lad he's shite'

to

NOW

'Not our best captain ever but he's ace'
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Simon Paul on October 02, 2016, 12:25:27 AM
The poetry in motion song makes me cringe for them
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Post by: BlueBeagle on October 05, 2016, 03:35:37 PM
Next level stuff this

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/six-restaurants-klopp-been-spotted-11977297
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on October 07, 2016, 11:10:16 PM
Didn't know where to bung this but this may be the spot seen as they play in red:

"Zorya Luhansk’s chief executive has described Manchester as a “dirty city” where “men kiss in the street” after last week’s Europa League defeat to Manchester United.

Sergei Rafailov saw the Ukrainian side lose 1-0 to United at Old Trafford after a goal from Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He was quoted by BBC North West Tonight as saying: “Manchester is a dirty city, full of drunks and men kissing in the street” .

Rafailov has since elaborated on the comments on Zorya’s website. “When we were in England we were only in Manchester and I did not like the city,” he said. “It was very dirty. Near the hotel, which was, incidentally, in the city centre, there were homeless people sleeping on the pavement at night.

“I went out for a walk in the evening and went a little further from the centre. It was even worse there. Masses of drunk people. It was bizarre for me to see men walking down the street and kissing. I did not like it.”

United play Zorya again on 8 December."

Toss-up between this and the En Valencia shenanigans for chortle of the day.

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Post by: Ball8y on October 12, 2016, 12:01:11 AM
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14680720_1197987350268686_8989164381545163749_n.jpg?oh=908f0f430b5c3c44ebba548042280585&oe=585F69E5)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on October 12, 2016, 04:12:21 AM
https://twitter.com/coral/status/785914545466408961
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Post by: TheRam on October 12, 2016, 02:07:49 PM
https://twitter.com/coral/status/785914545466408961

Haha

That never gets old that.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on October 13, 2016, 08:18:28 PM
Steven Gerrard looks a bit porky in that pic or is it Craig from Corrie?
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Post by: Jimmywhack on October 14, 2016, 12:13:28 AM
What is this?

(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161013/4c719f71a75261abab20fceea11757d0.jpg)
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 14, 2016, 12:56:17 AM
Overpriced Lego by looks.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on October 14, 2016, 05:48:58 PM
https://twitter.com/RichardBuxton_/status/786862026404597760
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Post by: Toffee1 on October 14, 2016, 06:02:59 PM
Sky showing their fixation with all things Liverfool again.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/10615633/vote-mnf-red-monday-liverpools-best-premier-league-kit
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Post by: Ross on October 14, 2016, 06:22:27 PM
Sky showing their fixation with all things Liverfool again.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/10615633/vote-mnf-red-monday-liverpools-best-premier-league-kit

I love this sort of shit, before the season is finished we'll probably be treated to such awards as.. "Liverpool come top of best disallowed goal of the season poll", "Viewers vote Lucas unfairest sending off", "Sexiest German in glasses goes to Klopp", "Henderson wins armband worn correctly award", "Liverpool win best and biggest new stand that can be seen from international space station award"
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Post by: Toffee1 on October 14, 2016, 06:54:50 PM
Hopefully, there is a firing squad behind the photographer.

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Post by: ally2 on October 14, 2016, 08:24:50 PM

Sky showing their fixation with all things Liverfool again.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/10615633/vote-mnf-red-monday-liverpools-best-premier-league-kit

Kits didn't exist before the premier league was invented
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Post by: Bluedylan on October 14, 2016, 11:00:52 PM
Moaning about the Christmas fixtures again:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/14/jurgen-klopp-liverpool-festive-fixture-schedule

Fuck off somewhere else then and have a nice long winter break, you bad tit.
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Post by: blargins on October 17, 2016, 12:13:12 AM
Moaning about the Christmas fixtures again:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/oct/14/jurgen-klopp-liverpool-festive-fixture-schedule

Fuck off somewhere else then and have a nice long winter break, you bad tit.

Didn't we play 2 games within 48 hours last season?

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Post by: Gash on October 19, 2016, 12:47:45 AM
I see their fans getting pelters from other fans after their treatment (or lack of) for Mourinho last night. I did notice at the time that now that their shiney new stand is full of tourists rather than give him dogs abuse the fans behind the dug out all stood in silence with their phones out taking his fucking photo.  lolol
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Post by: Alanvideo on October 19, 2016, 03:36:26 AM
Can this be for real ? surely it's a wind-up ( no pun intended )  :Horse:

http://www.bradford.co.uk/liverpoolclock.html
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Post by: Brownie20 on October 19, 2016, 04:26:05 AM
Liverpool fans are now claiming that they are being victimised by Martin Tyler because he didn't jizz in his pants about Coutinho's shot yesterday. Takes the 'always the victims' belief toma new level.
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Post by: Major Clanger on October 19, 2016, 04:54:34 PM
Can this be for real ? surely it's a wind-up ( no pun intended )  :Horse:

http://www.bradford.co.uk/liverpoolclock.html

Does it show the time since the last league victory?
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Post by: djws1788 on October 19, 2016, 06:31:56 PM

Sky showing their fixation with all things Liverfool again.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/10615633/vote-mnf-red-monday-liverpools-best-premier-league-kit

my favourite Liverpool PL kit is the one they won it in...
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Post by: Macca77 on October 19, 2016, 07:13:02 PM
Liverpool fans are now claiming that they are being victimised by Martin Tyler because he didn't jizz in his pants about Coutinho's shot yesterday. Takes the 'always the victims' belief toma new level.

They're printing off tshirts and making banners about it as we speak
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Post by: Major Clanger on October 19, 2016, 07:20:13 PM
my favourite Liverpool PL kit is the one they won it in...

Mine is this:

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02091/suarezreu_2091574b.jpg)
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on October 19, 2016, 09:17:36 PM
Mine is this:

(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02091/suarezreu_2091574b.jpg)

Fucking hell remember that?

I think that season was when a lot of other fans woke up to realise just what a gang of bad meffs they really are.
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Post by: blue1948 on October 19, 2016, 10:08:06 PM



Spoiled  my day I forgot how much I fucking hated Bert Kieff or whatever his fucking name was
GRRRRRR
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 23, 2016, 07:28:36 AM
“Steven Gerrard – and this will be a really big surprise – is always so welcome at Liverpool FC,” said Klopp. “You cannot imagine how welcome so absolutely no problem, but everything we will talk to each other about will stay in these talks. That is how I know Stevie and that is how I am. Nobody should be worried that we don’t have space for Steven Gerrard. Everything will be fine, 100%.”

 :whistle: :whistle:
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Post by: Gash on October 25, 2016, 03:20:18 AM
 :snigger:

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s526x395/14724552_1165233586846868_9068449499795707161_n.png?oh=8fe1a85f5708808b2fb9cf275620758c&oe=58A6C7AA)

I wonder who dreamed up that tagline? Cringeable as fuck.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 26, 2016, 12:56:53 AM
Danny Ings is back......
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Post by: Alanvideo on October 26, 2016, 01:08:32 AM
Danny Ings is back......
...............they call him dings apparently
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 26, 2016, 01:37:08 AM
...............they call him dings apparently


Dingalings R US
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on October 26, 2016, 01:35:02 PM
So they're definitely gonna win the league now their b-team has smashed the Spurs U23s off the park (2-1) in the league cup.

It's almost as unbearable as Newcastle fans trolling Sunderland fans from down in the championship.

Classless loons.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on October 26, 2016, 02:10:39 PM
"When both fit, Sturridge is as good if not better than Aguero"

I actually read that last night

 :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Post by: Alanvideo on October 27, 2016, 04:17:24 AM
Another home tie for the shite against the weakest team Leeds
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Post by: Macca77 on October 27, 2016, 04:19:44 AM
Another home tie for the shite against the weakest team Leeds

As expected
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Post by: Audrey Horne on October 28, 2016, 05:24:35 PM
what a fucking cunt.

https://twitter.com/stamp_1878/status/791939797132509184
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Post by: Macca77 on October 28, 2016, 10:54:14 PM
what a fucking cunt.

https://twitter.com/stamp_1878/status/791939797132509184

The Echo will be all over this
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on October 28, 2016, 10:59:38 PM
Got a bad feeling these bastards are going to win something this season.

Hopefully not the league but can see them winning one of the cups.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on October 28, 2016, 11:00:59 PM
Got a bad feeling these bastards are going to win something this season.

Hopefully not the league but can see them winning one of the cups.
They won't get a better chance to win the league than this year imo
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on October 28, 2016, 11:27:28 PM
They won't get a better chance to win the league than this year imo

Just hoping City get their shit together and pull away from them.
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Post by: Macca77 on October 28, 2016, 11:43:59 PM
Got a bad feeling these bastards are going to win something this season.

Hopefully not the league but can see them winning one of the cups.

They're winning everything this season, hasnt anybody told you
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Post by: Jimmywhack on October 28, 2016, 11:45:33 PM
Just hoping City get their shit together and pull away from them.
No Europe I think coukd be the clincher
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 29, 2016, 08:47:22 PM
what a fucking cunt.

https://twitter.com/stamp_1878/status/791939797132509184

Aye, one bad attention-seeking cunt. They really are a good fit - the Kop and Klopp.
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Post by: Macca77 on October 29, 2016, 10:31:06 PM
My local boozer is chocka, a few gobshites have brought a flag, an actual flag to the pub!? Im speechless
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 29, 2016, 11:03:15 PM
My local boozer is chocka, a few gobshites have brought a flag, an actual flag to the pub!? Im speechless

Put the lighter to it......
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Post by: Macca77 on October 29, 2016, 11:26:10 PM
Put the lighter to it......

Its actually quite funny, they don't seem to realise how sad they look
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Post by: Zoolander on October 29, 2016, 11:38:15 PM
It's on the box here. Think our friend is expecting me to watch it.
I'd rather go and spend the next 90 minutes cleaning my teeth with a bread knife.
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Post by: Toffee1 on October 29, 2016, 11:43:44 PM
My local boozer is chocka, a few gobshites have brought a flag, an actual flag to the pub!? Im speechless

Must be for the victory parade after game as they and the media think they have won the league already.
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Post by: Macca77 on October 30, 2016, 12:42:19 AM
Must be for the victory parade after game as they and the media think they have won the league already.

They have
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Post by: ally2 on October 30, 2016, 12:48:50 AM
There should be an extra discretionary 10 league points awarded at the end of the season based upon how charismatic your manager is.
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Post by: Escla on October 30, 2016, 02:49:44 AM
Must be for the victory parade after game as they and the media think they have won the league already.

Looks as though they may well win it.
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Post by: Shogun on October 30, 2016, 02:54:49 AM
I think it's pretty nailed on City are winning the league but okay.
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Post by: Ross on October 30, 2016, 03:00:30 AM
Arsenal and Spurs have more chance than these twats of winning the league.

They look good up top but as per they're shit at the back.
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Post by: Alanvideo on October 30, 2016, 03:46:35 AM



Arsenal and Spurs have more chance than these twats of winning the league.

They look good up top but as per they're shit at the back.
 
...........I'll reserve judgement on the shite until we've played them.
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Post by: Mayor Farnum on October 30, 2016, 03:06:48 PM
There should be an extra discretionary 10 league points awarded at the end of the season based upon how charismatic your manager is.

Well we know who Sky will vote for.
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Post by: GLewis on October 31, 2016, 01:48:18 AM

I think it's pretty nailed on City are winning the league but okay.

If we take it ten games in Liverpool have been unbelievably unbelievable and City had a massive wobble yet they're still level on points.

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Post by: blueToffee on October 31, 2016, 10:10:45 PM
I'm trying to be balanced as I can here. Liverpool have looked good this season, and they've also looked wobbly too at times. They have been getting results when wobbling though, and that is something not to underestimate I feel.

They also have a good run coming up now having played a lot of the bigger teams already...so they have the capability to end the current calendar year strongly.

I'd be far more comfortable if they drew or lost a couple of games sooner rather than later.
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Post by: Mayor Farnum on November 01, 2016, 02:35:34 AM
On telly for a change this weekend.
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Post by: Alanvideo on November 01, 2016, 03:28:22 AM
On telly for a change this weekend.
..............so are we .
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Post by: Macca77 on November 01, 2016, 04:16:55 PM
The Echo has gone the extra mile again today, publishing a story about Luis Garcia wearing a halloween costume mocking Chelsea and another story about Firmino's tattoos

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Post by: School of Science on November 01, 2016, 08:49:24 PM
On telly for a change this weekend.

It's about time, can't wait for the day when Sky and bt both have them on at the same time. Thank fuck we are still allowed to turn the tv over..........Unless their losing of course  :)
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Post by: Bluedylan on November 01, 2016, 09:10:39 PM
Lads, they are joint top of the league, probably have a realistic chance of a shot at the title, their games have a lot of goals and there's 3/4 games on TV every weekend. They're going to be on a lot. Just don't watch their games. It'll make you a happier person.
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Post by: Macca77 on November 01, 2016, 09:16:38 PM
Lads, they are joint top of the league, probably have a realistic chance of a shot at the title, their games have a lot of goals and there's 3/4 games on TV every weekend. They're going to be on a lot. Just don't watch their games. It'll make you a happier person.

Yeah, but what about Firmino's tattoos, and what restaurants Klopp hasn't eaten in, these are the stories we all need to know!!
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Post by: Alanvideo on November 02, 2016, 05:10:01 PM
He's only just come back but Ings is out for the rest of the season with a knee injury. Feel sorry for the lad even though he's an RS.
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Post by: School of Science on November 02, 2016, 07:10:38 PM
He's only just come back but Ings is out for the rest of the season with a knee injury. Feel sorry for the lad even though he's an RS.

Yes seems a decent sort Ings, horrible for footballers to get back to back injuries like these, hope the lad makes a full recovery.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on November 02, 2016, 07:22:51 PM
Seen his Mrs? I know its sad for him but spending all day with her aint a bad life

(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2598356.main_image.jpg?strip=all)

(https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/2598357.main_image.jpg?strip=all)
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Post by: Macca77 on November 02, 2016, 08:19:47 PM
Good Lord!
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Post by: sirblue57 on November 04, 2016, 02:58:54 AM
no wonder he's always injured , the dirty little shit.......(jammy bastard, hope its a groin strain)
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Post by: Gash on November 09, 2016, 09:30:08 PM
Quite impressed that they even titled the programme "Gerard's Slip". That'll be the kopites boycotting Sky now.  :snigger:
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Post by: Gash on November 09, 2016, 09:33:25 PM
Also, why do Liverpool fans love and still use the phrase or hashtag #wegoagain? Do they not realise that lost people outside of Liverpool fans associate that phrase with their bottle job of the league?
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Post by: Optimistic Blue on November 11, 2016, 02:37:54 AM
Just flicking through Sky Sports and noticed they had on "Football Gold: Gerrard Farewell".....in his last home game against Palace, that was NOT his farewell

THIS was his farewell

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Post by: Optimistic Blue on November 11, 2016, 02:40:04 AM
Also, why do Liverpool fans love and still use the phrase or hashtag #wegoagain? Do they not realise that lost people outside of Liverpool fans associate that phrase with their bottle job of the league?

They probably think them losing league is due to some FA conspiracy rather than Gerrards complete capitulation x
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Post by: Shogun on November 12, 2016, 11:05:27 PM
Is there an advert that Klopp isn't in? Fucking hell.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on November 16, 2016, 12:05:07 AM
It's edging nearer and nearer every day
He is coming back isn't he
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Post by: Shogun on November 16, 2016, 12:53:20 AM
It's edging nearer and nearer every day
He is coming back isn't he

Hope so.

They're worse for it. 'The Gerrard Show' cost them the title last time.
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Post by: ally2 on November 16, 2016, 01:59:33 AM
He's majorly shite now. He probably would want to lift the trophy though out of some feeling of closure. Then all the media would say how nice it was, and that he deserved it. God I think I'm going to be sick
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Post by: bluenuck on November 16, 2016, 04:46:05 AM
Player/Coach?

You know he wants to lift that thing.

Sure, he won a CL trophy, but our minds are short, and we remember the slip and the 6-1 beating to say goodbye.
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Post by: Ball8y on November 17, 2016, 11:35:34 PM
If the Slipster gets the job at Milton Keynes, the bellwhiffs will be found wearing MK Dons shirts in their droves. Simply because they are thick
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Post by: Shogun on November 17, 2016, 11:37:58 PM
I would fucking love him to manage MK Dons.

The bloke is thick as shit, he wouldn't last to the end of the season.
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Post by: Ross on November 17, 2016, 11:59:24 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz24foRlXV1r9ieoco1_500.gif)
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Post by: Major Clanger on November 18, 2016, 01:30:46 AM
It would be a match made in heaven, him and Franchise FC.
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Post by: ally2 on November 18, 2016, 01:39:51 AM
It's freaking hilarious watching bellend ex pros bomb as managers. I can just imagine him doing his best moody face the absolute twat
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Post by: Gash on November 20, 2016, 05:41:28 AM
Kopite on Talksport phone in tonight blaming the international break on them drawing today, the excuses never cease to amaze.  lolol
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Post by: bacon sarnie on November 20, 2016, 09:32:45 PM
It's freaking hilarious watching bellend ex pros bomb as managers. I can just imagine him doing his best moody face the absolute twat

Look, if he can teach Hendo the moody face/captains role he can certainly coach MK Dons into oblivion.
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Post by: Macca77 on November 21, 2016, 03:01:14 PM
Lallananananana and Hendo in lap dancing shocker!!

Shite fan's are blaming the lap dancers obviously
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Post by: Audrey Horne on November 21, 2016, 09:29:41 PM
Thought Henderson was gay?
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Post by: Bally on November 21, 2016, 09:39:01 PM
Thought Henderson was gay?
They did not specify what type of lappy bar it was, photoshopped girls and everything hahaha
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Post by: Macca77 on November 21, 2016, 10:48:09 PM
The deludes in work have short memories, this time last week they where calling Rooney all sorts after his night out, disgrace etc...but their players arn't though, ignoring the managers orders and going out to titty bars is completely acceptable behaviour in their eyes, when I brought the Rooney incident up they said its a completely different situation

So as far as they're concerned, getting bladdered at a wedding at the same hotel the England players where staying at is far worse than going out and having some random tarts rubbing their tits in your face
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Post by: Jimmywhack on November 21, 2016, 10:51:51 PM
The deludes in work have short memories, this time last week they where calling Rooney all sorts after his night out, disgrace etc...but their players arn't though, ignoring the managers orders and going out to titty bars is completely acceptable behaviour in their eyes, when I brought the Rooney incident up they said its a completely different situation

So as far as they're concerned, getting bladdered at a wedding at the same hotel the England players where staying at is far worse than going out and having some random tarts rubbing their tits in your face
The whole thing is a massive non event but the sun are kicking the tits out of it
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Post by: 74Blue on November 21, 2016, 11:20:47 PM
The deludes in work have short memories, this time last week they where calling Rooney all sorts after his night out, disgrace etc...but their players arn't though, ignoring the managers orders and going out to titty bars is completely acceptable behaviour in their eyes, when I brought the Rooney incident up they said its a completely different situation

So as far as they're concerned, getting bladdered at a wedding at the same hotel the England players where staying at is far worse than going out and having some random tarts rubbing their tits in your face
It's really no big deal. They spend every other weekend completely surrounded by cunts!
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Post by: Gash on November 24, 2016, 05:57:04 PM
I see that cunt Gerrard's announced he's retired. Sky will be calling for 3 days of national mourning. In reality he retired about 18 months ago before fucking off to LA for a holiday and a kick about with some mates.
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Post by: Ross on November 24, 2016, 06:03:43 PM
What a year for the Scouse nation. Cilla, Pete Burns and now this.
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Post by: Tinga on November 24, 2016, 06:42:20 PM
Went out with a fizzle and will be remembered for that slip more than Liverpool fans will want. I believe that sentence makes 16 year old me very happy.
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on November 24, 2016, 06:45:51 PM
Honestly don't think there'll ever be anything funnier than the slip and the subsequent events that followed.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer fella as well.
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Post by: Shogun on November 24, 2016, 06:46:55 PM
He'll be remembered for that slip more than anything else.
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Post by: Major Clanger on November 24, 2016, 06:56:36 PM
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Post by: Macca77 on November 24, 2016, 06:57:46 PM
Will they start burning his shirt again then? I mean how dare he retire

He said as recent as last week that his playing days were not over so today's announcement had lead me to believe he's probably had "an offer" of sorts from Sky
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Post by: Gash on November 24, 2016, 07:46:44 PM
Will they start burning his shirt again then? I mean how dare he retire

He said as recent as last week that his playing days were not over so today's announcement had lead me to believe he's probably had "an offer" of sorts from Sky

That's the bizzare thing if he does get an offer given that he's got zero personality. I can see him getting offered a token coaching job at Liverpool.
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Post by: ally2 on November 24, 2016, 07:51:08 PM
If David James, Rio Ferdinand and Michael Owen can get media jobs then he will have no problem. It needs more ex Liverpool players after all.
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Post by: Toffee1 on November 24, 2016, 08:17:41 PM
Wonder if they will do a Black Thursday sale of Steven Gerrard memorobillia in the club shop? I have a tag line for them if they do, 'One of our own who will never slip from our memory'.
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Post by: Macca77 on November 24, 2016, 09:08:45 PM
If David James, Rio Ferdinand and Michael Owen can get media jobs then he will have no problem. It needs more ex Liverpool players after all.

Deffo this, fuck Sky, he will be on BT with the other plebs.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on November 24, 2016, 09:49:48 PM
Glad I don't have to watch football via Sky or BT or anything else this cunt will be creasing his forehead and whinging & whining on.

Slip on la slip on.......
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Post by: Alanvideo on November 24, 2016, 09:55:35 PM
I see that cunt Gerrard's announced he's retired. Sky will be calling for 3 days of national mourning. In reality he retired about 18 months ago before fucking off to LA for a holiday and a kick about with some mates.
..............Pinnochio on SSN now giving the eulogy .  ::)
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Post by: Macca77 on November 24, 2016, 11:31:21 PM
..............Pinnochio on SSN now giving the eulogy .  ::)

Every manager will be asked to at their pre match press conferences tomorrow, its sickening
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Post by: Bluedylan on November 24, 2016, 11:40:18 PM
Wonder if there'll be much mention of him handing a transfer request in to leave for Chelsea, and then being threatened into staying? Or any talk of the fella he battered in a club, surrounded by his mates, because he wouldn't play his song?
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Post by: Simon Paul on November 25, 2016, 12:52:03 AM
Wonder if there'll be much mention of him handing a transfer request in to leave for Chelsea, and then being threatened into staying? Or any talk of the fella he battered in a club, surrounded by his mates, because he wouldn't play his song?

or the kid he ran over?
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Post by: Gash on November 25, 2016, 12:57:21 AM
Wonder if there'll be much mention of him handing a transfer request in to leave for Chelsea, and then being threatened into staying? Or any talk of the fella he battered in a club, surrounded by his mates, because he wouldn't play his song?

SSN showed the shirt burners and the slip but that was about it.
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Post by: Simon Paul on November 25, 2016, 12:58:42 AM
wonder if this gets any coverage?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-560616/Soccer-star-gangsters-Steven-Gerrard-murky-depths-Liverpools-underworld.html
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Post by: bacon sarnie on November 25, 2016, 01:09:00 AM
Phil Collins fan as well. Fitting, but enough of the starfishing twat.
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Post by: Bluedylan on November 25, 2016, 01:17:09 AM
Jamie Redknapp's just called him a 'very bright, articulate guy' on SSN.

Talk about damning someone with faint praise. That's like the leader of the KKK praising someone for being progressive on race relations.
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Post by: Macca77 on November 25, 2016, 02:39:56 AM
Sick and tired of all the pundits calling him Stevie

Fuck off
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Post by: Simon Paul on November 25, 2016, 03:02:38 AM

Sick and tired of all the pundits calling him Stevie

Fuck off

He's popular at the moment and they want some of that so they're acting like he's their mate when in actual fact he's just a blert who only likes himself
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Post by: Simon Paul on November 26, 2016, 06:33:25 PM
not much to laugh at, but https://www.theguardian.com/football/david-conn-inside-sport-blog/2013/may/06/anfield-liverpool-david-conn

As Everton spent last night raising thousands to help the city's homeless, look how Liverpool spent the last two decades contributing to the homeless problem by purposely leaving properties empty
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Post by: Ross on November 26, 2016, 06:48:44 PM
not much to laugh at, but https://www.theguardian.com/football/david-conn-inside-sport-blog/2013/may/06/anfield-liverpool-david-conn

As Everton spent last night raising thousands to help the city's homeless, look how Liverpool spent the last two decades contributing to the homeless problem by purposely leaving properties empty

Same City, worlds apart...



http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/liverpool-fc-military-veterans-coach-12161068

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/liverpool-fc-owner-john-henry-9332278

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Post by: TheTone on November 26, 2016, 11:17:08 PM
will these pricks have the last laugh though?
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Post by: BlueBeagle on November 27, 2016, 07:04:12 PM
will these pricks have the last laugh though?

Probably yeah.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on November 30, 2016, 12:06:42 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/wsagfanzine/status/803614799787458560
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Post by: Toffee1 on November 30, 2016, 12:28:24 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/wsagfanzine/status/803614799787458560

Wonder if Phil Thompson remembers how Shankly was treated after he had retired?

https://www.balls.ie/football/bill-shanklys-post-career-v-alex-fergusons-post-career-a-comparison/306386
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Post by: Tinga on November 30, 2016, 12:29:37 AM
It'll be an insufferable time when they finally win that damn trophy.
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Post by: Big Nev on November 30, 2016, 12:45:58 AM
It'll be an insufferable time IF they finally win that damn trophy.

Sorted
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Post by: Alfie Noakes on November 30, 2016, 01:16:56 AM
not much to laugh at, but https://www.theguardian.com/football/david-conn-inside-sport-blog/2013/may/06/anfield-liverpool-david-conn

As Everton spent last night raising thousands to help the city's homeless, look how Liverpool spent the last two decades contributing to the homeless problem by purposely leaving properties empty

I walked around Anfield when I was over 2 years ago and it really shocked me. Took a few photos, including one of that "Shame on LFC. This is Anfield, take a look around, seeing is believing" sign. I guess it's gone now! How anyone can support such a club is beyond me.
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Post by: Ross on November 30, 2016, 01:43:11 AM
The way "the people" up and down the country reacted to Gerrards slip I'd suggest that's bollocks.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on November 30, 2016, 02:46:44 AM
Oh, we hate Bill Shankly and we hate Big Ron,
But most of all we hate St John.
And we'll hang those Kopites one by one,
On the banks of the royal blue Mersey.

Give us an E..........aye, addio we won the cup.

Yer welcome.
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Post by: Macca77 on November 30, 2016, 03:35:23 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/wsagfanzine/status/803614799787458560

Thompson said somethings similar about Rogers, thats why they made the "how am I doing boss" pic
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Post by: bacon sarnie on November 30, 2016, 04:27:40 AM
Too bad the media won't get the dream matchup with Rafa. Go'ead Hull.......parp.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on November 30, 2016, 07:02:29 PM
The way "the people" up and down the country reacted to Gerrards slip I'd suggest that's bollocks.

Everyone hates Liverpool. Even large sections of Liverpool fans hate Liverpool when it doesn't go their way. What with the shirt burning etc.....

That Daily Mirror excerpt in Jimmy post is the most horrendous thing I've seen in ages.
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on November 30, 2016, 08:10:03 PM
We had to put up with all that sort of shite when they almost won it a few years ago.

''They're everyones second team''

''Stevie G deserves to win it''

Makes me fucking sick.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on November 30, 2016, 08:59:07 PM
The Fifth Beatle, ha, still makes me laugh that.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on November 30, 2016, 11:55:57 PM
Apparently the spirit of Gerrards career got Re born into this kid last night

They are such fucking cringe bags
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Post by: Shogun on December 01, 2016, 12:02:12 AM
The news describing that lad who scored a goal last time as local.

From Cheshire and plays for Wales.
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Post by: 74Blue on December 01, 2016, 12:24:45 AM
The news describing that lad who scored a goal last time as local.

From Cheshire and plays for Wales.
Well he's a damn sight more local than 99% of their fans then.
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Post by: Macca77 on December 01, 2016, 01:14:26 AM
Nailed on Hull in the semi final, the weakest team
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Post by: Shogun on December 01, 2016, 01:20:11 AM
Nailed on Hull in the semi final, the weakest team
Not even a question.
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Post by: Macca77 on December 01, 2016, 01:29:21 AM
Ive got a right cob on, just home after footy training, surrounded by reds spouting their usual bullshit, they're winning the efl cup, deffo, no question, the league is near enough theirs as well, this new kid who scored last night is already better than Rooney at that age, Klopp is a genuis, our ground looks shite, Koeman is shite, non of our players will get into their team, oh but Barkley wants to join them, a mate of a mate is his mate and hes desperate to leave us........I said one thing, one tiny little thing (Klopp will be going as soon as Bayern come calling) got the usual, im a jealous bitter blueshite, cant win against that sort of stupidity
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Post by: Ball8y on December 01, 2016, 05:37:00 AM
I see once again in a two-leg tie, Special Dispensation FC or Big Stand FC or the Vermin are drawn away first game.
I hate that bastard club more than I detest my ex wife
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Post by: Shogun on December 05, 2016, 04:51:33 AM
Today summed up why they won't win the league, didn't it?
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 05, 2016, 05:04:33 AM
Today summed up why they won't win the league, didn't it?

Hopefully mate. Although when they've had their first choice defence with Matip, they've been much harder to score against. Both keepers look dodgy as fuck on the positive side.
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Post by: Alanvideo on December 11, 2016, 05:03:34 PM
The RS are loving the idea of Chelsea being deducted points  ???
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Post by: sam of the south on December 12, 2016, 12:18:47 AM
The RS are loving the idea of Chelsea being deducted points  ???

Yeah, my Uncle is banging on about it now.

The Shite are like the Tories: they have so much media power behind them pushing agendas and whipping up the Twatteratti.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on December 12, 2016, 12:22:18 AM
The RS are loving the idea of Chelsea being deducted points  ???

for what?
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Post by: Shogun on December 12, 2016, 12:24:17 AM
(http://therepublikofmancunia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/scouseboombustcycle1.jpg)
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Post by: 74Blue on December 12, 2016, 12:36:01 AM
They were never deducted points for the biting antics of a certain Luis Suarez...
...outraged by everything, ashamed by nothing.

Always the victims
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Post by: Ross on December 12, 2016, 12:52:30 AM
Fuck hell I feel sick.

I've just realised I like the Liverpool manager more than I like the Everton manager.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on December 12, 2016, 01:37:03 AM
https://twitter.com/8FactFootbalI/status/807996889475989505
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Post by: hill135 on December 12, 2016, 04:46:03 AM
Has Wijnaldum been good for the Shite this season?
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Post by: Shogun on December 12, 2016, 05:01:02 AM
Phil Neville with a bit of Faux outrage on MOTD2 because Karius hit back at Gary Neville's criticism. Carragher got a bitch on about it as well.

If only these pundits took criticism as well as they dish it out.
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Post by: sirblue57 on December 12, 2016, 05:13:26 AM
https://twitter.com/8FactFootbalI/status/807996889475989505


 lolol lolol lolol
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on December 12, 2016, 06:44:13 PM
Fuck hell I feel sick.

I've just realised I like the Liverpool manager more than I like the Everton manager.

Wool
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 12, 2016, 07:15:12 PM
Has Wijnaldum been good for the Shite this season?

Only watched them a few times but my RS mates seem very happy with him, having thought he was over-priced and shite when they signed him.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on December 12, 2016, 07:19:34 PM
Only watched them a few times but my RS mates seem very happy with him, having thought he was over-priced and shite when they signed him.
Games I have seen him in he plays withdrawn and not off the forward like at Newcastle
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 12, 2016, 07:22:07 PM
I still think Klopp's a bit of a tit tbh.

Did you see him flip out because one of Bournemouth's players said it was a team tactic to test Karius out with lots of long shots?

The Bouremouth player (Steve Cook) said (about targeting Karius) '“I’ve got to be honest, we did. We felt he was under a lot of pressure – obviously, playing for Liverpool you’ve got to be a very strong character. We did target him, we tried to pressure him and get as many shots at him as possible. Obviously, we didn’t get that many shots off in the game but we did target him as a weakness in the Liverpool side.”

And Klopp subsequently said ' “Actually, that’s one of the worst things I ever heard in my life. That the guy who won the game – I don’t know who it was – thinks he needs to say something like this after the game. I am really looking forward to playing Bournemouth again because of this''.

What a ridiculous response. Not having this 'everyone loves Klopp' thing at all.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on December 12, 2016, 07:47:30 PM
he is a cunt, i fucking despise him the camel looking freak.
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on December 12, 2016, 08:10:41 PM
He's come out today having a go at the Nevilles for slagging Karius as well.

Great to see the wheels coming off a title challenge early doors once again.

Cunt.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on December 12, 2016, 08:27:37 PM
Klopp losing his shit over flop first choice keeper.

Lol.
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 12, 2016, 08:30:00 PM
The more he reacts to Carragher and the Nevilles, the more pressure he's putting on both of his keepers (whichever one plays), by making this a daily story in the press. It's not quite there yet, but it's well on the way to Rafa's 'fact' meltdown.

Keep up the good work, knobhead.
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Post by: Macca77 on December 12, 2016, 09:28:43 PM
The more he reacts the more the media will lap it up and give him the attention that he and the rest of them at the redshite crave
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Post by: Macca77 on December 12, 2016, 09:30:36 PM
Oh and its pretty obvious that Karius will have the game of his life against us next Monday.
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Post by: Confucius on December 12, 2016, 11:27:42 PM
It's not good for Liverpool what he is doing but he right to call the pundits out. Thye all former players but now say anything just to make a headline. They all a bunch of idiots.
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Post by: Alanvideo on December 12, 2016, 11:51:07 PM
The more he reacts the more the media will lap it up and give him the attention that he and the rest of them at the redshite crave
..............Sky don't know which way to go with this. They love Klopp but they also love ( and employ )  'Carra ' and ' Nev '  :snigger:
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Post by: Ross on December 13, 2016, 12:14:27 AM
Klopps only doing what any decent manager does and sticking up for his players.

I'd rather see that than see a manager constantly undermining his own squad to save his own neck. 

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Post by: Gash on December 13, 2016, 12:32:49 AM
He's backing himself into a bit of a corner. It's already a case of a manager sticking by a signing even though he's been poor and now coming out and having a go pundits means he isn't going to drop him anytime soon as that would be an admission that they were right.
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Post by: TheRam on December 13, 2016, 12:57:12 AM
Klopps only doing what any decent manager does and sticking up for his players.

I'd rather see that than see a manager constantly undermining his own squad to save his own neck. 



Fucking turn it in you mad crank.
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Post by: Ross on December 13, 2016, 01:09:25 AM
Fucking turn it in you mad crank.

Haha what's rattled your cage?
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Post by: GLewis on December 13, 2016, 01:13:45 AM
It's never a good idea to take on popular pundits.
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 13, 2016, 01:27:54 AM
It's never a good idea to take on popular pundits.

Exactly. Whether he's right or not is almost irrelevant. It just creates a media furore which Karius will be well aware of.
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Post by: Cassius on December 13, 2016, 01:27:56 AM
It's never a good idea to take on popular pundits.

You referring to the Ram and Ross here?
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on December 15, 2016, 01:24:26 AM
Now Harmann wades in to the Karius debate but gets a big elbow from the top ropes.....

http://www.givemesport.com/937343-jamie-carragher-and-dietmar-hamann-have-twitter-spat-over-liverpools-loris-karius?autoplay=on&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Organic-Social&utm_campaign=Tribute-Pages-laika-III-1sted
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Post by: bacon sarnie on December 26, 2016, 05:31:00 PM
Klopp really is the messiah according to all kopites spoken to this past week or so. Find it strange most have to have a think when I mention Brendan Rodgers. They really do have short memories. That and a sense of superiority. And for that they can still fuck off.
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 26, 2016, 08:31:53 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/dec/26/roberto-firmino-charged-drink-driving-liverpool
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Post by: bacon sarnie on December 27, 2016, 12:24:28 AM
Bastard. Got him in the Fan Prem League.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on December 27, 2016, 03:52:02 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/dec/26/roberto-firmino-charged-drink-driving-liverpool

According to kopites, the car made him drive it.
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Post by: stirlingblue on December 27, 2016, 04:31:34 AM
They'll claim he was spiked or something, there's no way a Liverpool player could have done something wrong
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Post by: Brownie20 on December 27, 2016, 05:37:08 AM
They're printing the 'Firmo is innocent' T-Shirts as we speak
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Post by: Ross on December 27, 2016, 05:42:47 AM
What's the problem?

It's okay for footballers to get twated and drive home in Brazil isn't it?
 
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Post by: ally2 on December 27, 2016, 05:48:22 PM
Haha yeah it's a cultural thing
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Post by: Gash on December 27, 2016, 06:46:10 PM
(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15665764_1232615870108639_7781565844382217117_n.jpg?oh=00aed85215fafa26e7b26e164dc62ac0&oe=58F8D134)
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Post by: Confucius on December 28, 2016, 02:08:00 AM
That is quite weird gash
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Post by: Tinga on December 28, 2016, 02:21:09 AM
That is quite weird gash

Ye. I imagine Firmino having a fanny would look well weird.
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Post by: Macca77 on December 28, 2016, 06:16:03 PM
Ye. I imagine Firmino having a fanny would look well weird.

I don't think it would, he looks like one.
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Post by: Jamokachi on December 29, 2016, 05:31:42 AM
Decent, to be fair lolol

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Post by: Audrey Horne on December 29, 2016, 04:25:03 PM
Decent, to be fair lolol



fucking awful more like.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on December 29, 2016, 11:46:04 PM
https://twitter.com/BigSportGB/status/814435234582294528
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Post by: Jamokachi on December 30, 2016, 02:49:57 AM
Disgusting trivialisation of drink driving there, the mirror should be ashamed.
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Post by: Bally on December 30, 2016, 03:00:08 AM
https://twitter.com/BigSportGB/status/814435234582294528
That's got me fucking seething that.
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Post by: ally2 on December 30, 2016, 04:31:54 AM
What's great though is that a few people might have noticed say 10-15 years ago but it would be forgotten. These days twats like this David Anderson get called out in front of thousands via social media. Another little nail in the coffin of gutter sports journalism. I love it.
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Post by: Macca77 on December 30, 2016, 02:48:39 PM
https://twitter.com/BigSportGB/status/814435234582294528

Just showed this to a red in work, he said it's a completely different situation because Rooney was representing his country and is an embarrassment, as for Firmino, "we've all done that haven't we, he's just unlucky he was caught, he will get away with it, the club will make it go away"

It was really hard for me to not just smash his face in, I had to walk away and gather my thoughts, go to my happy place.
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 30, 2016, 02:58:52 PM
The moral contortions they are willing to undergo just to defend someone who wears their football kit should be of no surprise to anyone. Lest we forget the Suarez/Evra thing. One of my best mates, a red, who is ordinarily aggressively anti-racist spent weeks trying to mount a completely unsustainable defence of Suarez. And essentially it came down to him being their best player, and that was it. It's really fucking weird.

Let's be honest, all fanbases have morons who do the same, even our own, but they do really seem to take that shit to the next level.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on December 30, 2016, 03:03:32 PM
My mate sums them up

You can talk to him about football all day long, he knows his stuff, he even played semi pro but once you start about Liverpool.... Conversation over.

Just chats utter shite

Evra was a mutant and suarez was hung out to dry by the FA who alwayz favour man u

Rooney should have been sacked and the Merseyside police targeted firmino to make a  headline. He'd only had one pint but they doctored it

Ffs
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Post by: Bally on December 30, 2016, 03:19:47 PM
Just showed this to a red in work, he said it's a completely different situation because Rooney was representing his country and is an embarrassment, as for Firmino, "we've all done that haven't we, he's just unlucky he was caught, he will get away with it, the club will make it go away"

It was really hard for me to not just smash his face in, I had to walk away and gather my thoughts, go to my happy place.
See, fucking deluded, they can't fucking see it can they, ignorant deluded #fuckWits
Tell him he's a #ChuffShuffler
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Post by: Bally on December 30, 2016, 03:25:59 PM
My mate sums them up

You can talk to him about football all day long, he knows his stuff, he even played semi pro but once you start about Liverpool.... Conversation over.

Just chats utter shite

Evra was a mutant and suarez was hung out to dry by the FA who alwayz favour man u

Rooney should have been sacked and the Merseyside police targeted firmino to make a  headline. He'd only had one pint but they doctored it

Ffs
Argghhh

How can they not see it, right next time defend Gibson and see what he says, then just say we'll isn't it the same, wait for the 5 times lad
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 30, 2016, 04:02:37 PM
A post off RAWK:

''So, we play Chelsea on the same day as the court date... which cop would do that? Obviously, an Everton cop, and not a Liverpool Kop. I'm sure Roberto would rather be doing the set piece drills for 2 hours than appearing in court''

Unbelievably cringey people, even down to calling the police 'a Kop'

*shudders*
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Post by: Macca77 on December 30, 2016, 04:44:00 PM
I'm amazed they haven't suggested his drink was spiked by a bitter blue
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Post by: Toddacelli on December 30, 2016, 06:56:07 PM
Just showed this to a red in work, he said it's a completely different situation because Rooney was representing his country and is an embarrassment, as for Firmino, "we've all done that haven't we, he's just unlucky he was caught, he will get away with it, the club will make it go away"

It was really hard for me to not just smash his face in, I had to walk away and gather my thoughts, go to my happy place.

Smashing his face in would have BEEN my happy place at that point!
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Post by: kramer0 on December 30, 2016, 11:00:59 PM
Everyone does at least a little bit of rationalizing for their club but Liverpool always seem to go over the top with it. I remember listening to a football podcast a few years ago and they were interviewing John Green, a fairly well-respected author of young adult fiction (The Fault in Our Stars and one of his other books have been adapted into movies) and Liverpool supporter. They were discussing some violent action that had happened in a match at the time (I can't recall what incident but it's irrelevant anyhow) and somehow got on the topic of Suarez and this guy said something along the lines of "Suarez has done some bad stuff but I feel like he's never tried to hurt anyone." The same Luis Suarez who has bit multiple players during matches, which biting can serve no other purpose than to hurt another player. You have to completely abandon any notion of ethics/fairness/etc. to come to that sort of conclusion. It's madness and, sadly, it's not unique to this one guy I heard on a podcast one time.

The flip side is the blowing up of any incident that goes against them. There was a massive Reddit thread about Barkley's derby challenge (the awful one we all know he should have been sent off for) and the number of "cunt/dirty player" shouts was astounding. I've seen pretty much every first-team match Barkley has ever played, as have most of you, and that is, by a wide, wide margin, the worst thing he's ever done on the pitch in over 100 club appearances. Our forums tend to give Ross Barkley a lot of stick for not committing to challenges often enough. He's never been booked more than five times in a season. Imagine calling him dirty. It boggles the mind.

Again, we all rationalize on our club's behalf from time to time. But some of the pro-Liverpool rationalizing is straight-up cultish and insane. I absolutely despise them.

Edit: I went back and looked at the Barkley tackle Reddit thread. The "Barkley is a cunt" shouts were coming from all sorts of supporters as far as I can tell so maybe I was being a bit harsh.
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Post by: Brownie20 on December 30, 2016, 11:10:51 PM
Just showed this to a red in work, he said it's a completely different situation because Rooney was representing his country and is an embarrassment, as for Firmino, "we've all done that haven't we, he's just unlucky he was caught, he will get away with it, the club will make it go away"

It was really hard for me to not just smash his face in, I had to walk away and gather my thoughts, go to my happy place.

And what if he'd killed a kid because of it? What a cunt your colleague is
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Post by: hill135 on December 31, 2016, 06:29:16 PM
Fucking state of Lawro's hair on Football Focus
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Post by: Tinga on December 31, 2016, 10:49:21 PM
Never the victim.
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Post by: Alanvideo on December 31, 2016, 11:33:07 PM
Expecting them to batter City today especially with Stones recalled. Then they have a certain 3 points at Moyes's place. ::)
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Post by: Toffee1 on January 01, 2017, 12:16:41 AM
Suprised they are not getting in a flap about Gerrard not getting a Knighthood for services to slipping.
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Post by: Simon Paul on January 02, 2017, 02:18:14 AM
quite enjoyed the irony of Anfield booing City fans for throwing a flare onto the pitch....
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Post by: ally2 on January 02, 2017, 11:19:43 PM
Sturridge injured again. Unlike him.
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Post by: Shogun on January 02, 2017, 11:26:48 PM
How did the champions elect get on today?
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Post by: Escla on January 02, 2017, 11:28:33 PM
"The FA are culpable here. Chelsea play at 3 p.m. on a Saturday and then on the Wednesday night. Liverpool play at half 5 and at 3 on the Monday. I smell conspiracy."

Just taken this off the RS forum,  Always the victims !
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Post by: Alanvideo on January 02, 2017, 11:45:08 PM
Well in Moyesy  :badum:
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 03, 2017, 04:15:44 AM
Klopp in a strop about penalties given against & the chrimbo schedule. Ha, always, the.........etc.
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 03, 2017, 05:07:58 AM
There is a distinct absence of Title-winning celebrations this evening on my Facebook feed.
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Post by: TheRam on January 03, 2017, 06:56:55 AM
There is a distinct absence of Title-winning celebrations this evening on my Facebook feed.

That's because they won it three weeks ago.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 03, 2017, 02:43:13 PM
"The FA are culpable here. Chelsea play at 3 p.m. on a Saturday and then on the Wednesday night. Liverpool play at half 5 and at 3 on the Monday. I smell conspiracy."

Just taken this off the RS forum,  Always the victims !

Loads of shit like this on my Facebook feed, they're not happy at all, and now no Sturridge, Hendo, Cuntihno, and Mane off to the Afcon
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Post by: Escla on January 03, 2017, 03:49:28 PM
Didn't Mane say he wasn't going ? Or was it one of their other African players ?
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Post by: Bluedylan on January 03, 2017, 03:55:06 PM
Didn't Mane say he wasn't going ? Or was it one of their other African players ?

Matip. Doesn't like the coaching staff for Cameroon or summat like that.
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Post by: TheRam on January 03, 2017, 04:03:00 PM
Matip. Doesn't like the coaching staff for Cameroon or summat like that.

What a very kopite thing to do
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Post by: Macca77 on January 03, 2017, 05:58:35 PM
"Fifa need to do something about the Afcon, Premier League is way more important than a random Mickey Mouse tournament"

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Post by: Major Clanger on January 03, 2017, 06:06:49 PM
"Fifa need to do something about the Afcon, Premier League is way more important than a random Mickey Mouse tournament"

Team Suarez likes this.
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Post by: Bluedylan on January 03, 2017, 06:15:01 PM
Team Suarez likes this.

They'll be printing 'Save Mane from Afcon' t-shirts next.
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Post by: School of Science on January 03, 2017, 06:19:42 PM
Just not fair is it, Liverpool should be allowed to keep all their African players and everyone else should lose theirs. #Justiceforliverpool.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on January 03, 2017, 06:22:19 PM
Can you imagine their reaction if he gets an injury
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 03, 2017, 06:26:07 PM
Can you imagine their reaction if he gets an injury
Oh happy place, there you are
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Post by: 74Blue on January 03, 2017, 09:42:46 PM
Is it the FA's fault that Firmino got pissed up and will miss the Chelsea game because he's due in court on a drink-driving charge?
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Post by: Macca77 on January 03, 2017, 09:55:45 PM
Is it the FA's fault that Firmino got pissed up and will miss the Chelsea game because he's due in court on a drink-driving charge?

Yes, yes it is
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 03, 2017, 10:22:43 PM
Is that thing on twitter about the man u fan dying yday true?

Awful news if and terrible if that Liverpool fans reply is real
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Post by: Audrey Horne on January 03, 2017, 10:50:16 PM
Is that thing on twitter about the man u fan dying yday true?

Awful news if and terrible if that Liverpool fans reply is real

Its true yeah i think. West ham news tweeted about him having CPR

What did the Lpool fan say?
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 03, 2017, 11:09:38 PM
Its true yeah i think. West ham news tweeted about him having CPR

What did the Lpool fan say?
Sommet about the fans at Munich should have died too
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on January 03, 2017, 11:10:05 PM
Sommet about the fans at Munich should have died too

fucking hell. Doesnt surprise me though unfortunately.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 03, 2017, 11:28:12 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170103/6d9b483be923bc9a9d6c20bf3824e1c1.jpg)

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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 03, 2017, 11:28:27 PM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170103/eed64a48e351cc74384bec8d0c18b3a7.jpg)
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Post by: Alfie Noakes on January 04, 2017, 04:10:40 AM
@Jimmywhack (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=329) Never what?
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 04, 2017, 04:15:35 AM
@Jimmywhack (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=329) Never what?
Died
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alfie Noakes on January 04, 2017, 04:33:53 AM
Died

Surely that's a fake account, nobody is that stupid.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on January 04, 2017, 04:35:43 AM
Surely that's a fake account, nobody is that stupid.

Believe me, they are!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alfie Noakes on January 04, 2017, 04:38:03 AM
Believe me, they are!

Noooooooo!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on January 06, 2017, 07:03:58 PM
Heard this lot are kicking off negatively about our new stadium?

Don't believe it!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: 74Blue on January 06, 2017, 08:34:54 PM
Heard this lot are kicking off negatively about our new stadium?

Don't believe it!
Well if Bramley More Dock gets filled in, that's one less place for them to bathe and one less place for them to dip their webbed feet, the fucking inbred bellends.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 06, 2017, 10:54:44 PM
Well if Bramley More Dock gets filled in, that's one less place for them to bathe and one less place for them to dip their webbed feet, the fucking inbred bellends.

Majority will be splashing about in a Danish fjord singing hearty songs the rest will be erecting tents on the banks of the ratty. Wont be able to get near New Brighton baths come summer.
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Post by: Cassius on January 08, 2017, 11:57:03 PM
Interesting how the BBC has gone with the headline about the 0-0 draw with Plymouth being about Liverpool's youngest ever starting 11, rather than the feat of a plucky goalless draw by a team in the lowest division in league football.
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Post by: Alanvideo on January 09, 2017, 09:09:52 PM
Interesting how the BBC has gone with the headline about the 0-0 draw with Plymouth being about Liverpool's youngest ever starting 11, rather than the feat of a plucky goalless draw by a team in the lowest division in league football.
............Klopp's grinning mush on top of BBC Football homepage all day WTF ?
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 09, 2017, 11:58:18 PM
............Klopp's grinning mush on top of BBC Football homepage all day WTF ?

Giving it the old they deserved a replay and how glad he is the crowd stayed to the end etc.

By all accounts Plymouth deserved one too and their supporters enjoyed every minute.
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Post by: fubarruk on January 10, 2017, 12:33:55 AM
(http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170109/8b704da83339a11184b74b918c46bb99.jpg)

Fair?
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Post by: Shogun on January 10, 2017, 12:41:22 AM
Coleman, Gana and Lukaku are the only ones who'd get in. None of the keepers deserve a place.
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Post by: Bluedylan on January 10, 2017, 12:42:40 AM
Fair?

Yes, although I'd have Matip over Lovren.
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Post by: TheRam on January 10, 2017, 02:52:56 AM
Milner over Baines?
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Post by: Simon Paul on January 10, 2017, 03:22:21 AM
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/uefa-brands-liverpool-fans-worst-3509127
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Post by: GLewis on January 10, 2017, 03:45:31 AM
Milner over Baines?

I suppose based on this season's form.

Although I think Baines has been much more like his normal self in the last couple of games.
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Post by: Ross on January 10, 2017, 03:48:26 AM
Ashley Williams has a brilliant publicist.
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 10, 2017, 07:02:05 AM
Ashley Williams has a brilliant publicist.

He's been nowhere near as bad as some on here are making out - although I agree he is a surprise inclusion here
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Post by: Macca77 on January 16, 2017, 12:22:08 AM
About 10 full kit wankers walked into my local about 5 mins before their game started, grown men in full kits, scarves as well, they sat together, all had 1 pint during the game then fucked off seconds after the game, we couldn't stop looking at them, it was fascinating
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Post by: Cassius on January 16, 2017, 01:10:40 AM
Forgot to share this last week.

I saw my first full kit wanker last weekend, outside of an actual game of football.

He was in a group of three, walking around a park in full Liverpool home kit, including socks.

He had his name on the back and the number 66, which I assumed was the year of his birth. He looked about 50.

IN BIRMINGHAM.
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Post by: Ross on January 16, 2017, 01:34:14 AM
Forgot to share this last week.

I saw my first full kit wanker last weekend, outside of an actual game of football.

He was in a group of three, walking around a park in full Liverpool home kit, including socks.

He had his name on the back and the number 66, which I assumed was the year of his birth. He looked about 50.

IN BIRMINGHAM.

I'm stunned it took you so long to see this sort of crazy. I lived in Birmingham for years and it was clear that the sane to mental ratio was heavily weighted in one direction.

I just put it down to lead pipes and Tory councils.
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Post by: Shogun on January 16, 2017, 02:22:22 AM
Four matches without a win. Sunderland, Plymouth, Southampton, Man United.

The wheels are coming off.
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 16, 2017, 07:09:17 AM
Loads complaining about Martin Tyler's commentary today and want him taken off.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 16, 2017, 02:55:13 PM
Loads complaining about Martin Tyler's commentary today and want him taken off.

The Echo is running a story about it

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/sky-sports-commentator-martin-tyler-12458739

Welcome to our world you daft gobshites
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Post by: Macca77 on January 16, 2017, 03:01:00 PM
The comments though, fucking hell!

Tyler loves the shite, always has done, remember when we "let city win" at Goodison the other year to stop them from winning the league, some of the things he said during that game still anger me, he nearly accused of throwing the game
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Post by: Toffee1 on January 16, 2017, 03:31:52 PM
The comments though, fucking hell!

Tyler loves the shite, always has done, remember when we "let city win" at Goodison the other year to stop them from winning the league, some of the things he said during that game still anger me, he nearly accused of throwing the game

He and Gary Neville kept on saying how quiet Goodison was that day and if I remember correctly those of you who attended the game said it was not the case.

The comments were typical of some of their delusional fans and did make me wonder if the President Elect has some new Twitter followers?
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Post by: Simon Paul on January 16, 2017, 06:37:46 PM
Anyone see Henry saying to carragher "if you're an everton fan tonight, and I'm not sure if you are these days" on sky after the other game?
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Post by: Ross on January 16, 2017, 07:56:42 PM
Anyone see Henry saying to carragher "if you're an everton fan tonight, and I'm not sure if you are these days" on sky after the other game?

Missed that but it sounded like Carraghers voice had gone after the match from shouting and cheering to much.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 16, 2017, 09:45:02 PM
Top 10 most valuable footballers in Europe,

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38635387

Redshite in work is fuming because none of their players are in the list, in his opinion, Coutinhno, Henderson, Firmino and Lallana are all more valuable and worth more than the likes of Hazard, Ali, Kane, Pogba and Griezeman.
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Post by: School of Science on January 16, 2017, 10:40:29 PM
The comments though, fucking hell!

Tyler loves the shite, always has done, remember when we "let city win" at Goodison the other year to stop them from winning the league, some of the things he said during that game still anger me, he nearly accused of throwing the game

Tyler's comments that day were nothing less than scandalous, still haven't forgiven the bias prick. We actually lost 3-2 to the champions elect and Ross scored a worldie.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 16, 2017, 10:53:01 PM
Tyler's comments that day were nothing less than scandalous, still haven't forgiven the bias prick. We actually lost 3-2 to the champions elect and Ross scored a worldie.

Neville was just as bad, describing Goodison as a morgue during the game, it was fucking bouncing where I was sat
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on January 17, 2017, 01:18:54 AM
They moan about fucking everything.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 17, 2017, 01:57:08 AM
Fucking awful game & two shit teams but I liked it.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 17, 2017, 03:32:29 PM
Fifa have told them Matip can't play for 6 weeks, fume levels have gone off the scale, Fifa hate them, always have, just like Uefa who fined them for no reason because of the fans behaviour at the Europa League final last season, it's a conspiracy against them, they clearly don't want them to win the league etc... rant rant rant bullshit bullshit bullshit

Shirts and banners are being printed as we speak
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Post by: Eddie on January 17, 2017, 04:27:08 PM
The city game was subdued, probably more because of the fact our season was over HOWEVER...if you wanted us to beat city you want your fucking head testing! I'm made up they beat us.

Loads pretending they wanted us to win because they're scared of being called bitter. I hate them, if they want to call me bitter they can. Their opinions mean absolutely fuck all to me.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 17, 2017, 05:38:38 PM
The city game was subdued, probably more because of the fact our season was over HOWEVER...if you wanted us to beat city you want your fucking head testing! I'm made up they beat us.

Loads pretending they wanted us to win because they're scared of being called bitter. I hate them, if they want to call me bitter they can. Their opinions mean absolutely fuck all to me.

It was the only time that I was happy we lost, we had murder in my local boozer at fulltime, the reds were not happy at all, threw their toys out of the pram when a few of us cheered the final whistle, it turned very very nasty which was great.
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on January 17, 2017, 06:23:37 PM
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-aldridge-liverpool-would-comfortably-12464158

Can always rely on ''Aldo Lad'' to make a complete and utter cunt of himself.
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Post by: GLewis on January 17, 2017, 08:04:08 PM
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-aldridge-liverpool-would-comfortably-12464158

Can always rely on ''Aldo Lad'' to make a complete and utter cunt of himself.

Covers a lot of bases there.

If they had Suarez...

If the officials...

Injuries...
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Post by: Gash on January 18, 2017, 02:56:47 AM
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-aldridge-liverpool-would-comfortably-12464158

Can always rely on ''Aldo Lad'' to make a complete and utter cunt of himself.

I gave up reading at "if we had Suarez". It's a nothing point and just sums up their 'living in the past' mentality. The absolute walloper.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 18, 2017, 04:29:42 AM
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-aldridge-liverpool-would-comfortably-12464158

Can always rely on ''Aldo Lad'' to make a complete and utter cunt of himself.

If, if, if...he only had a brain.
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Post by: Goaljira on January 19, 2017, 03:34:36 AM
Trent Alexander-Arnold is an even more Tory name than Dominic Calvert-Lewin.
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Post by: Major Clanger on January 19, 2017, 04:45:52 AM
Trent Alexander-Arnold is an even more Tory name than Dominic Calvert-Lewin.

I raise you Nathaniel Knight-Percival.
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Post by: Goaljira on January 19, 2017, 01:23:24 PM
I raise you Nathaniel Knight-Percival.

Who's he play for?  Do these parents not think of the kids when they double-barrel their names?
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 20, 2017, 03:55:02 AM
They are gonna hate this

https://mobile.twitter.com/MirrorFootball/status/822172415451156481
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Post by: KevtheRat on January 20, 2017, 04:32:27 AM
They are gonna hate this

https://mobile.twitter.com/MirrorFootball/status/822172415451156481

They should be well versed in playing the "offended party". Not allowed to use the word victims anymore.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 20, 2017, 02:47:31 PM
Fuck them, they made a film about Istanbul didn't they, twats.
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Post by: ally2 on January 21, 2017, 12:33:20 AM
"So what you do lads...now watch me...you throw yourself forward whilst splaying your arms and feet simultaneously"

"no, no you're doing it all wrong.   Now watch me. Did you see how I assumed the shape of a starfish?"

"Much better Tommy.  Much better!"
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Post by: Macca77 on January 21, 2017, 12:58:58 AM
The trick is lads, you run alongside the defender, keep him as close as possible, then when you get to the edge of the box you make your move, you fall over making sure the refs view is partially blocked. I did this a few times and got us a penalty and players sent off, it didnt work at Goodison once though, my mate Clattenburg was the ref, he gave the pen but only gave Hibbert a yellow so I had a quiet word, basically told him did he know who I was and who we were, he apologised straight away and gave a red, later in that game i shook his hand when i was subbed off, i told him not to disrespect me again, he understood and made sure he got us right result
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 21, 2017, 01:35:32 AM
'If the cunt won't play requests punch him in the gob - but make sure you're mob handed first - and lie like a slppery bastard if you get caught.'


'The Liverpool Academy director said: "If I was to pick one individual who embodies the characteristics and values we are looking to instil into our organisation at Kirkby it would be Steven Gerrard. For him to have been so enthusiastic about being part of what we are looking to do is simply great news for everyone connected to the club. I don’t think it would surprise anyone to know that Steven has had a host of great options, in terms of what to do next in his career, including playing, management and coaching."

Gerrard declined a managerial offer from MK Dons after returning to England from MLS." The Guardian

 :whistle:



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Post by: Ross on January 21, 2017, 01:43:06 AM
This is great news and it can only mean it'll get better in 4/5 years when he gets the top job!
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 21, 2017, 02:13:59 AM
Let's face facts, I got told as an amateur at 17 that if I got in the box I should slow down so people would be bring me down

What Gerrard has done his career is no different from any others and if he teaches that so be it

In some ways I hope our young lads are being taught snide

The difference being thay 99 percent of our fan Base would admit it whereas 99 percent of theirs wouldnt
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Post by: Tinga on January 22, 2017, 12:06:07 AM
(https://proxy.bigfooty.com/forum/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Foi55.tinypic.com%2F2llk684.jpg&hash=bcaa3b98d511ceb28dd3b4d4c883c669)

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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 22, 2017, 12:13:03 AM
Swansea.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ball8y on January 22, 2017, 12:15:11 AM
They re-employ the enigma and suddenly slip up....it's catching!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Brownie20 on January 22, 2017, 03:29:11 AM
First caller on 606 tonight, Liverpool fan from St Albans. Sounded like an extra from Lock, Stock. My cousin sat next to me in the car says "fucking hell, are there not enough clubs in London for that cunt to support?" Had me in stiches
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Post by: Mayor Farnum on January 22, 2017, 04:45:23 PM
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-aldridge-liverpool-would-comfortably-12464158

Can always rely on ''Aldo Lad'' to make a complete and utter cunt of himself.

To be fair if you're looking for an authority on lack of class you may as well go to the top man. 
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Post by: BlueBeagle on January 22, 2017, 05:09:58 PM
"I can't help but think, if Liverpool have a prolific striker like Luis Suarez on the pitch, we beat Manchester United comfortably on Sunday." What a ridiculous statment. A child wouldn't come out with something so daft. "Well we'd win if we had better players"

The only good thing about the sad demise of match commentary on City is that I don't feel like smashing my car up when I hear that clown screaming down the radio.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: School of Science on January 22, 2017, 10:27:19 PM
Liverpool now fourth in a two horse race   :snigger:  ;D
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on January 23, 2017, 01:39:29 AM
According to my RS mate ,the flat atmosphere yesterday was due to (a) it was too early and (b) the Swansea fans were too quiet. So there.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: schleffera on January 23, 2017, 01:57:49 AM
Talking of slips

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/liverpool-news-steven-gerrard-slip-jake-humphrey-joke-bt-sport-a7540131.html
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on January 24, 2017, 02:38:07 AM
Such a fucking creepy cunt.

(http://i1.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/article12449478.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/kLOPP-PRESSERPNG.png)
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Post by: Toffee1 on January 24, 2017, 02:43:41 AM
Looks like Stephen Merchant in that pic.
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Post by: Faceatthefence on January 24, 2017, 04:59:00 AM
Such a fucking creepy cunt.

(http://i1.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/article12449478.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/kLOPP-PRESSERPNG.png)
Looks like a re make of the shining.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on January 25, 2017, 07:32:00 PM
the reds planning that wierd team bus welcome again tonight....freaks.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 25, 2017, 07:55:51 PM
Oh great the Orcs will all be lining the streets and waving their scarves and flags whilst the team make their way through Mordor and onto Mount Doom.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on January 26, 2017, 01:36:30 AM
Oh great the Orcs will all be lining the streets and waving their scarves and flags whilst the team make their way through Mordor and onto Mount Doom.

you seen videos? hahaha fucking attention seeking cunts.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 26, 2017, 01:53:13 AM
They love creepy cunt managers over there, man. Rodgers, Klopp and Benitez would be bigger box office than Freddie Krueger.
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 26, 2017, 03:04:57 AM
Hahaha a load of my Kopite friends are in meltdown on Facebook. Calling Klopp a fraud, they've been found out etc. Love it
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Post by: Simon Paul on January 26, 2017, 03:07:15 AM
They booed their own team! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on January 26, 2017, 03:24:50 AM
the reds planning that wierd team bus welcome again tonight....freaks.

What's this?
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Post by: TheRam on January 26, 2017, 03:27:21 AM
What's this?

Oh, man, you haven't heard?

They went to do that weird attention seeking thing where they welcome the team bus driving into anfield.

Unfortunately, they got the coaches mixed up and ended up booing their own teams bus driving in.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on January 26, 2017, 03:28:11 AM
What's this?

What Ram said... :)
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 03:30:10 AM
Is it true? They boo'd their own players arriving at the death star ?
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 26, 2017, 03:36:19 AM
Oh, man, you haven't heard?

They went to do that weird attention seeking thing where they welcome the team bus driving into anfield.

Unfortunately, they got the coaches mixed up and ended up booing their own teams bus driving in.
Ha ha I fucking love this
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 03:38:41 AM
Were is the video of this?
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Post by: Audrey Horne on January 26, 2017, 03:42:43 AM
https://twitter.com/UpdatesAtUnited/status/824361489792438273
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 03:46:27 AM
Fabulous that, laughing my head off
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Post by: schleffera on January 26, 2017, 03:49:24 AM
Fucking beautiful
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Post by: Gash on January 26, 2017, 03:51:54 AM
Haha, the fucking beauts!
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Post by: School of Science on January 26, 2017, 03:53:12 AM
Well the nailed on treble has now become, the deffo double.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 03:56:05 AM
Its started already, 4 weeks ago Klopp was  the messiah, a mate told me that when they beat us, same mate is now saying Klopp is the German Brendan Rodgers

Toys getting thrown out of prams all over Anfield
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Post by: School of Science on January 26, 2017, 03:57:42 AM
Its started already, 4 weeks ago Klopp was  the messiah, a mate told me that when they beat us, same mate is now saying Klopp is the German Brendan Rodgers

Toys getting thrown out of prams all over Anfield

Haha don't you just love those lovable reds.
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Post by: griff969 on January 26, 2017, 04:00:42 AM
One of the lads I employ is a red (used to be a Leeds fan, loved Alan Smith but went off them when they went shit apparently).

Now he admitted the other day he has already booked train tickets for London for the Mickey Mouse final weekend.

I am wondering just how much torture he should get in work tomorrow?
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 26, 2017, 04:02:32 AM
One of the lads I employ is a red (used to be a Leeds fan, loved Alan Smith but went off them when they went shit apparently).

Now he admitted the other day he has already booked train tickets for London for the Mickey Mouse final weekend.

I am wondering just how much torture he should get in work tomorrow?

LOTS!!!!!
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Post by: sam of the south on January 26, 2017, 04:03:03 AM
Cunts.

"Everyone's 2nd favourite team" my arse.

They never learnt humility.

And they never will.

General gloating is hollow; but I'm always chuffed when they fail, because they are always so cocksure, smug, and totally unable to laugh at themselves.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 04:06:54 AM
Sky are gutted, the dream cup final is no more
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Post by: griff969 on January 26, 2017, 04:07:16 AM
LOTS!!!!!

Problem is last time we tortured him he had a proper RS fit and bumped his company car into the carpark wall.

Oh fuck it the car is insured 😅
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Post by: Alanvideo on January 26, 2017, 04:16:02 AM
Really no excuse for us not to win at Anfield now.
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Post by: sam of the south on January 26, 2017, 04:17:39 AM
Problem is last time we tortured him he had a proper RS fit and bumped his company car into the carpark wall.

Oh fuck it the car is insured 😅

He sounds like he has a personality disorder (other than being RS) 🤔
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 04:19:01 AM
Really no excuse for us not to win at Anfield now.

Steady on, their deal with the devil still stands when they play us
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 26, 2017, 04:20:11 AM
Holy fuck
Klopp said it was the winds fault
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 04:21:08 AM
Holy fuck
Klopp said it was the winds fault

He fucking didnt did be
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Post by: TheRam on January 26, 2017, 04:22:47 AM
He's an absolute fucking cunt.

Worse than Pep in his post match when it doesn't go his way.

Also, he spends the whole game berating the fourth official.

And he gets a free ride from everyone.

There really is something engrained in the club that makes you a self righteous, entitled gobshite when you take the reigns.
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Post by: ally2 on January 26, 2017, 04:32:08 AM
Some cockney rs helmet on talk sport saying sack klopp and bring in simeone. Funny how 'simeone' autocorrects to 'someone'
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Post by: Redartin on January 26, 2017, 04:33:27 AM
Holy fuck
Klopp said it was the winds fault

It's probably lost in translation.

(A) He is a bag of wind, and
(B) it is his fault.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 04:33:44 AM
Dave calls in on BBC Radio 5 live's Football Social: "Jurgen Klopp is not a trophy-winning manager and he needs to be replaced. He has not sorted the defence."

Today is a great day
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 26, 2017, 04:35:19 AM
He fucking didnt did be
Oh yes, oh yes he did
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 26, 2017, 04:36:18 AM
He's an absolute fucking cunt.

Worse than Pep in his post match when it doesn't go his way.

Also, he spends the whole game berating the fourth official.

And he gets a free ride from everyone.

There really is something engrained in the club that makes you a self righteous, entitled gobshite when you take the reigns.
His interviews are as mardy and aggressive as pep and mourinho but then he smiles and laughs and is deemed a character that's good for the game
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Post by: Macca77 on January 26, 2017, 04:36:54 AM
Oh yes, oh yes he did

Amazing
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Post by: Tinga on January 26, 2017, 05:11:20 AM
I don't see that anywhere, you wouldn't be making it up for likes now would you?..
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Post by: TheRam on January 26, 2017, 05:14:07 AM
I don't see that anywhere, you wouldn't be making it up for likes now would you?..

Yeah, Iam actually that sad.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on January 26, 2017, 05:49:40 AM
Holy fuck
Klopp said it was the winds fault

Makes him a shit manager then because Southampton clearly were not troubled by said wind.

Fucking smart-arsed gimp-faced Baboon fluffer.
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Post by: Toffee1 on January 26, 2017, 04:43:32 PM
He should be grateful the wind is allowed to circulate otherwise if it built up this would happen.

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Post by: TheRam on January 26, 2017, 10:30:31 PM
https://twitter.com/benthetim/status/824581719152095232

Can't argue with this lad.

I'd hate for us to go down the same route when we move ground.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 27, 2017, 12:00:00 AM
“I don’t want to make excuses but it is really hard to accept these things week by week by week.

“A big game against Manchester United and they are two or three yards offside and nobody speaks about it. Is it my job to get a fine by speaking about these things? The handball was obvious.”


Another one bites the dust  :woohoo:
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Post by: sirblue57 on January 27, 2017, 12:20:16 AM
They booed their own team! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
welcome to gobshite bingo pick 3 quotes and the first to get all 3 wins.
but...best fans in the world?.......everyone loves them......obviously chelsea/man utd setting them up.......league ...FA....everybody's fault but theirs.....bitter blues....



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Post by: Gash on January 27, 2017, 12:33:26 AM
https://twitter.com/benthetim/status/824581719152095232

Can't argue with this lad.

I'd hate for us to go down the same route when we move ground.

The lad's spot on. I said that near the start of the season that their shiny new stadium had killed the atmosphere and it's full of tourists. It was summed up by a photo of Mourinho heading for the dugout, years ago he'd have got absolute pelters from the fans behind it but this season they were all standing with their mobiles taking his fucking photo.
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Post by: Simon Paul on January 27, 2017, 12:35:18 AM
“I don’t want to make excuses but it is really hard to accept these things week by week by week.

“A big game against Manchester United and they are two or three yards offside and nobody speaks about it. Is it my job to get a fine by speaking about these things? The handball was obvious.”


Another one bites the dust  :woohoo:

seems I was wrong

turns out it was just one defeat before he had a breakdown, I thought it would take a couple in a row!
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Post by: Ross on January 27, 2017, 12:38:04 AM
Like that kids ever known any different at Anfield. It's been like that for a good 25+ years the only difference is the traveling fans are coming from further away to watch them.

In the 80's it was harder to spot the tourist fans because they were mainly white Europeans and looked like a local and blended into the crowd. Maybe he's just got a problem with diversity because he's kidding himself if he thinks it's something from the last 7 (?) years.
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Post by: Escla on January 27, 2017, 12:39:33 AM
The lad's spot on. I said that near the start of the season that their shiny new stadium had killed the atmosphere and it's full of tourists. It was summed up by a photo of Mourinho heading for the dugout, years ago he'd have got absolute pelters from the fans behind it but this season they were all standing with their mobiles taking his fucking photo.

Quite a likeable articulate lad, he makes a very good point.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on January 27, 2017, 12:52:58 AM
They cap their season tickets at 25k... As has been said, there's nothing new in what he is saying
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 27, 2017, 01:18:21 AM
seems I was wrong

turns out it was just one defeat before he had a breakdown, I thought it would take a couple in a row!

Aye, he'll be wearing his Beatle shirt for the Wolves game.
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Post by: WeimaranerBlues on January 27, 2017, 01:22:46 AM
sorry to say it , but have to agree with him, and long my it last , if they carry on with results like last night
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Post by: Bally on January 27, 2017, 03:05:27 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170126/ddd3eb23e69daf823f8f698632c61ff8.jpg)
Hahahaha
#FuckMeSideways
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Post by: Ih8redshite on January 27, 2017, 03:22:46 AM


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Post by: Simon Paul on January 27, 2017, 03:26:35 AM




was just about to post this!

it's brilliant!  boss Scouse accent too!
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Post by: Confucius on January 27, 2017, 05:41:10 AM
https://twitter.com/benthetim/status/824581719152095232

Can't argue with this lad.

I'd hate for us to go down the same route when we move ground.

watched it twice. What did he say?
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Post by: Ross on January 27, 2017, 05:46:01 AM
watched it twice. What did he say?

They got beat because Anfields full of foreigners.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 27, 2017, 03:20:26 PM
They got beat because Anfields full of foreigners.

Its not a new thing though, quite a few of my red mates have been saying it for years, thousands of day trippers there every home game, they all thought the new stand would make is easier for local fans to get tickets but it hasn't, its just made it easier for the plebs who take their blankets and that to get one. One mate is a season ticket holder in the Kop, he said the atmosphere was ok last season, but its been going shit for a while, they all sing that song before the game and that's that, the stand has completely killed off any atmosphere that they had left, the United game was a prime example, the ground was quiet as fuck
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Post by: Bluedylan on January 27, 2017, 07:09:48 PM
Quite a meltdown going on across the park at the minute. Lots of people questioning Klopp, the greatest manager in the known universe, a few weeks ago. Have other managers and teams worked him out? Is the style of football wearing the players out? Probably a bit of both, I'd suggest, mixed in with a few other problems.

Hugely enjoyable to see them suffering and struggling. If we beat Stoke and they lose to Chelsea next week, it's not beyond the realms of possibility that we could catch them.

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Post by: Macca77 on January 27, 2017, 07:14:07 PM
Quite a meltdown going on across the park at the minute. Lots of people questioning Klopp, the greatest manager in the known universe, a few weeks ago. Have other managers and teams worked him out? Is the style of football wearing the players out? Probably a bit of both, I'd suggest, mixed in with a few other problems.

Hugely enjoyable to see them suffering and struggling. If we beat Stoke and they lose to Chelsea next week, it's not beyond the realms of possibility that we could catch them.



My red chums are getting more and more pissed off that they haven't strengthened yet, doesn't look like they're going to either, they're genuinely worried that they won't get a top 4 finish
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Post by: Big Nev on January 27, 2017, 08:23:16 PM
They got beat because Anfields full of foreigners.

I stayed at the Crowne Plaza at the pier head a few months back. Unfortunately it was a day the Shite were at home. it was full of Chinese and Malaysians who'd come over for the match. They were all wearing their replica kits at breakfast. One of the barmen, who after I chatted with him was obviously a blue, said that the hotel gets booked up as soon as the fixture list comes out.
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Post by: Ross on January 27, 2017, 08:58:13 PM
I stayed at the Crowne Plaza at the pier head a few months back. Unfortunately it was a day the Shite were at home. it was full of Chinese and Malaysians who'd come over for the match. They were all wearing their replica kits at breakfast. One of the barmen, who after I chatted with him was obviously a blue, said that the hotel gets booked up as soon as the fixture list comes out.

Yeah it's been that way for years. It used to be Irish fans getting the boat over and Nordic supporters flying in, now with cheaper travel and the popularity of the premier league worldwide it attracts fans from further afield.

The exact same arguments were used when they opened that centenary stand in the early 90's. That lad in the interview is longing for a bygone time that he's never seen. He's romanticising about an era he was never part of, and all the nodding dogs are lapping it up around him. Talking about standing on the terraces! He'd need to be at least 28 years old with a great memory to remember being a 3 year old stood on the Kop for the last time. Taking a trip down memory lane and harking back to the good old days of beating Real Madrid with misty eyes, that was 7 years ago.

People are laughing at Klopp for blaming the wind while their fans are spouting hilarious bullshit that tourists were the reason for Southampton beating them ffs.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on January 27, 2017, 09:03:38 PM
Some A Grade trolling by the metro

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/24/liverpools-jurgen-klopp-has-identical-record-to-louis-van-gaal-at-manchester-united-after-81-games-6402913/
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Post by: Confucius on January 27, 2017, 11:00:33 PM
BBC sport mentioning it today. It really is unfair as they have been good this season but for jJnuary. but be great if the media started turning the screw.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 27, 2017, 11:44:24 PM
Yeah it's been that way for years. It used to be Irish fans getting the boat over and Nordic supporters flying in, now with cheaper travel and the popularity of the premier league worldwide it attracts fans from further afield.

The exact same arguments were used when they opened that centenary stand in the early 90's. That lad in the interview is longing for a bygone time that he's never seen. He's romanticising about an era he was never part of, and all the nodding dogs are lapping it up around him. Talking about standing on the terraces! He'd need to be at least 28 years old with a great memory to remember being a 3 year old stood on the Kop for the last time. Taking a trip down memory lane and harking back to the good old days of beating Real Madrid with misty eyes, that was 7 years ago.

People are laughing at Klopp for blaming the wind while their fans are spouting hilarious bullshit that tourists were the reason for Southampton beating them ffs.

Great though isn't it, now he's comparing managing Liverpool Football Club to building a house in the rain.

Must have found The Weather Channel.
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Post by: Ross on January 28, 2017, 12:26:05 AM
Great though isn't it, now he's comparing managing Liverpool Football Club to building a house in the rain.

Must have found The Weather Channel.

Sounds like they've rehired Brendans old script writer!
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 28, 2017, 03:45:57 AM
Its not a new thing though, quite a few of my red mates have been saying it for years, thousands of day trippers there every home game, they all thought the new stand would make is easier for local fans to get tickets but it hasn't, its just made it easier for the plebs who take their blankets and that to get one. One mate is a season ticket holder in the Kop, he said the atmosphere was ok last season, but its been going shit for a while, they all sing that song before the game and that's that, the stand has completely killed off any atmosphere that they had left, the United game was a prime example, the ground was quiet as fuck

My heart bleeds for them
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Post by: Major Clanger on January 28, 2017, 03:56:26 AM
My heart bleeds for them

It isn't just about them though. It's been happening at many clubs.

We may be next. Though probably not.
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 28, 2017, 04:00:44 AM
It isn't just about them though. It's been happening at many clubs.

We may be next. Though probably not.

It's the price you may have to pay for success.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 28, 2017, 04:01:21 AM
My heart bleeds for them

I was fighting back the tears when he was telling me
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Post by: Major Clanger on January 28, 2017, 04:07:17 AM
It's the price you may have to pay for success.

I don't think it is. It's the price you have to pay for a certain form of aggressive marketing, but I don't think it is a necessary evil coming with success on the pitch.

This is why I keep banging on about the importance of having local lads in the team. Obviously they should be good enough, but it's key to not dissolve your roots completely while expanding your fan base.
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 28, 2017, 04:18:08 AM
I don't think it is. It's the price you have to pay for a certain form of aggressive marketing, but I don't think it is a necessary evil coming with success on the pitch.

This is why I keep banging on about the importance of having local lads in the team. Obviously they should be good enough, but it's key to not dissolve your roots completely while expanding your fan base.

Surely though the more successful you are the more people want to be associated with you? The more fans you get and if they are prepared to spend the money they will, pushing prices up and squeezing out the traditional fan. I've seen it with Wales rugby. You go to the Principality Stadium now and the genuine rugby fan, the one who goes week in week out to a Regional game,  can't afford the tickets. My brother and I were at the NZ a few years ago and four blokes in front of us had to keep asking us what was going on and who was who as they had no idea about the game but had bought tickets because it was a Wales team who had won the Grand Slam and the famous All Blacks. The one guy spent most of the second half down the bar.

I remember growing up that you would see quite a few Everton shirts in South Wales, then the 90s came and while Utd and Liverpool remained popular, Newcastle shirts became more visible, now it's Man City shirts. If we were to start being a CL regular we will attract more 'new' fans who could come from far and wide. Hopefully we market it well and we are still a club for the local community (I appreciate the irony of me not being a scouser but you know what I mean).
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Post by: Major Clanger on January 28, 2017, 04:19:53 AM
I remember growing up that you would see quite a few Everton shirts in South Wales, then the 90s came and while Utd and Liverpool remained popular, Newcastle shirts became more visible, now it's Man City shirts. If we were to start being a CL regular we will attract more 'new' fans who could come from far and wide. Hopefully we market it well and we are still a club for the local community (I appreciate the irony of me not being a scouser but you know what I mean).

Tell me about it :)
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Post by: Goaljira on January 28, 2017, 02:43:17 PM
Holy fuck
Klopp said it was the winds fault

Maybe he'd misunderstood the Sherlock finale in translation, and genuinely thought that an East Wind was coming to ruin everything?
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Post by: Goaljira on January 28, 2017, 02:50:16 PM




Is that James Corden on a wind up?
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Post by: Goaljira on January 28, 2017, 02:53:42 PM
https://twitter.com/benthetim/status/824581719152095232

Can't argue with this lad.

I'd hate for us to go down the same route when we move ground.

I like the sentiment of what he's talking about, but he's at least 10 years younger than me looking at him.  There's absolutely no chance of him ever stood on terraces at Anfield.

Sorry, I hadn't seen @Ross (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=2316) say this at lot more eloquently than me when I replied.

That lad in the interview is longing for a bygone time that he's never seen. He's romanticising about an era he was never part of, and all the nodding dogs are lapping it up around him. Talking about standing on the terraces! He'd need to be at least 28 years old with a great memory to remember being a 3 year old stood on the Kop for the last time. Taking a trip down memory lane and harking back to the good old days of beating Real Madrid with misty eyes, that was 7 years ago.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 28, 2017, 07:19:02 PM
Prince Gyimah : I've said, and still stand by it that, I won't watch an LFC match until we've won five successive matches - too painful.

 lolol
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Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2017, 07:30:08 PM
I like the sentiment of what he's talking about, but he's at least 10 years younger than me looking at him.  There's absolutely no chance of him ever stood on terraces at Anfield.

Sorry, I hadn't seen @Ross (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=2316) say this at lot more eloquently than me when I replied.


Credit where credit goes the lads spot on with what he says.
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Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2017, 07:34:11 PM
Stevie Gerard their lol, the referee has let us down there. Talking about the first Wolves goal, the free kick was taken in the wrong place and it may have been fractionally offside.
Hmm I don't remember Stevie telling McCallister to retake that derby free kick against us after he scored, funny that.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on January 28, 2017, 07:51:25 PM
https://twitter.com/_AndyHa/status/825338303180312576
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Post by: Macca77 on January 28, 2017, 08:14:54 PM
The fume levels are gonna go through the roof
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 28, 2017, 08:26:15 PM
Can't wait for 606 later. #prayforKlopp
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Post by: BlueBeagle on January 28, 2017, 08:28:02 PM
Oops lolol

Klopp out YNWA
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 28, 2017, 08:37:22 PM
Fuckin love Klopp me!
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Post by: Major Clanger on January 28, 2017, 08:41:58 PM
Well, they won against Plymouth, remember, nobody can take that away from them.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 28, 2017, 08:43:25 PM
Chelsea next?
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Post by: Alanvideo on January 28, 2017, 08:45:06 PM
Remember the days when they used to get bailed out by dodgy pens ? What has happened to football ?  :snigger:
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Post by: Bluedylan on January 28, 2017, 08:48:18 PM
Chelsea next?

If they lose that and we beat Stoke, we're only 6 points behind them. Just sayin'.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 28, 2017, 08:48:40 PM
Worst ref ever, shouldve had 3 blatant pens
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Post by: Macca77 on January 28, 2017, 08:51:05 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/paddypower/status/825352669850116097?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
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Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2017, 09:05:49 PM
Remember the days when they used to get bailed out by dodgy pens ? What has happened to football ?  :snigger:

Yes that reminds me of young Woodburns terrible dive in the area during the second half.
They teach them early in their academy, ingrained.
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Post by: Macca77 on January 28, 2017, 09:19:35 PM
Some amazing stuff on social media, they're having a proper meltdown, Klopp is a fraud and is trying to ruin them. Its truly heartbreaking
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Post by: sirblue57 on January 28, 2017, 09:24:34 PM
Some amazing stuff on social media, they're having a proper meltdown, Klopp is a fraud and is trying to ruin them. Its truly heartbreaking

are they printing the T shirts yet? or just getting the costumes out and begging rafa to come back? lolol lolol
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Post by: BlueBeagle on January 28, 2017, 09:28:09 PM
Pretty amazing how fast the collective circle-jerk over the weird bastard has turned into a baying mob in the space of 4 weeks.
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Post by: School of Science on January 28, 2017, 09:55:52 PM
So just to update, its not the nailed on treble, not the deffo double, just going to win the league now. P.S will update that in a few weeks  :whistle:
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Post by: Bally on January 28, 2017, 10:38:30 PM


So just to update, its not the nailed on treble, not the deffo double, just going to win the league now. P.S will update that in a few days  :whistle:

Fixed it for you
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Post by: Mayor Farnum on January 28, 2017, 10:41:09 PM
Just seen the result. Didn't realise it was that fuckin' windy.
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Post by: Ball8y on January 28, 2017, 11:21:13 PM
Queues of full kit wankers in all candle shops...
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Post by: Macca77 on January 28, 2017, 11:53:45 PM
4 weeks ago they were back, they were winning the lot, it's gone very very quiet now
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Post by: Toffee1 on January 28, 2017, 11:55:19 PM
So just to update, its not the nailed on treble, not the deffo double, just going to win the league now. P.S will update that in a few weeks  :whistle:

Hoping it will be a treble of Liverpool managers getting sacked after the derby - Dalglish, Rodgers and hopefully, Klopp.
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Post by: Toffee1 on January 28, 2017, 11:56:18 PM
Yes that reminds me of young Woodburns terrible dive in the area during the second half.
They teach them early in their academy, ingrained.

Thought to myself watching that dive - how very Gerradesque it was.
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 29, 2017, 12:24:40 AM
RAWK is making very interesting reading. Loving it!!!!
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 29, 2017, 12:39:01 AM
If they lose that and we beat Stoke, we're only 6 points behind them. Just sayin'.

Ha! Maybe a little  :Horse: but I'll take it  :badum:


Remembered you don't like use of emoticons so this quote may be of more substance matey:

“I have never lost here as a player or manager,” Lambert said. “That’s with Celtic, Villa and Norwich, but this surpasses everything because of the gulf in the league and the players. I thought we deserved to win, I really did. On the counterattack I thought we were incredible. We had four 18‑year‑olds in the squad and to a man they were outstanding.

“Liverpool might have made a few changes but I made six myself. I expected us to perform, and I just thought if the young players could hold their nerve, thrive on the atmosphere rather than fear it, we’d have a chance. Only a fool would think it would be easy, but that’s how it worked out. If you have good team spirit and a good rapport with the fans you always have a chance.”

If memory serves Lambert was laughed out of the Premier League before Klopp was welcomed with open arms as messiah by club, country and world media. Nice one Lambert lad. Lovely day isn't it.

 :thumbsup: just for the fuck of it.


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Post by: Toffee1 on January 29, 2017, 01:14:55 AM
First caller on the main part of 606, called Ross, wants Klopp gone before the game against Chelsea and was not opposed to replacing him with Tony Pullis or Gary Rowett.


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Post by: Confucius on January 29, 2017, 01:17:54 AM
First caller on the main part of 606, called Ross, wants Klopp gone before the game against Chelsea and was not opposed to replacing him with Tony Pullis or Gary Rowett.




Was his surname Barkley.
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Post by: Alfie Noakes on January 29, 2017, 01:19:04 AM
I told you all Klopp was brilliant.
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Post by: Toffee1 on January 29, 2017, 01:19:24 AM
Was his surname Barkley.

If it was Con - Ross was doing a very good impression of somone with a London accent.
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Post by: Toffee1 on January 29, 2017, 01:31:26 AM
Caller John from Liverpool, wants Klopp, gone because he is scruffy, looks dirty and needs a shave - he wants Ancellotti to take over.
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Post by: Omar on January 29, 2017, 01:33:50 AM
Chelsea next?

Hopefully an asteroid crashes into the middle of the pitch during that match.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 29, 2017, 01:37:38 AM
Hopefully an asteroid crashes into the middle of the pitch during that match.

Klopps head or the new stand will deflect it and save the world, but just in case.....

http://www.freeasteroids.org/welcome/
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Post by: Ross on January 29, 2017, 01:39:30 AM
First caller on the main part of 606, called Ross, wants Klopp gone before the game against Chelsea and was not opposed to replacing him with Tony Pullis or Gary Rowett.




I only said Rowett to wind them up more..
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Post by: Macca77 on January 29, 2017, 01:43:15 AM
RAWK is making very interesting reading. Loving it!!!!

Do share, copy and paste is your friend
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 29, 2017, 01:45:29 AM
94 year old record on the block against Chelsea and its nowt by Gerry & The Pacemakers.
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 29, 2017, 02:02:12 AM
I'm so tempted to phone up, pretending to be a Liverpool fan, calling for Klopp's head and saying that I want Martinez to replace him, then give a compelling argument why but just before the end reveal I'm actually a Blue!!!!
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Post by: Omar on January 29, 2017, 02:10:31 AM
Klopps head or the new stand will deflect it and save the world, but just in case.....

http://www.freeasteroids.org/welcome/


Curse you for that.
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Post by: Alanvideo on January 29, 2017, 02:42:01 AM
Do share, copy and paste is your friend
...........from RAWK......oh dear ,the natives are getting restless......
Anyone booing today can fuck right off, it was embarrassing. Booing a bunch of mostly kids at half-time for fuck's sake, that's really going to help them perform better.

The amount of tourists on the Kop today was a joke. Group of lads in front of me in 305 in their half and half scarves spent the whole time from YNWA to the end of the game either taking selfies/videos of each other, filming Wolves corners/free kicks in the first half, taking it in turns to go for food/drink/the toilet or laughing about the game. Oh, and checking Facebook. Just don't bother coming again please.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 29, 2017, 02:47:16 AM

Anyone booing today can fuck right off, it was embarrassing. Booing a bunch of mostly kids at half-time for fuck's sake, that's really going to help them perform better.
The amount of tourists on the Kop today was a joke. Group of lads in front of me in 305 in their half and half scarves spent the whole time from YNWA to the end of the game either taking selfies/videos of each other, filming Wolves corners/free kicks in the first half, taking it in turns to go for food/drink/the toilet or laughing about the game. Oh, and checking Facebook. Just don't bother coming again please.

Sounds like the alehouse up the road.
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Post by: Ramjam on January 29, 2017, 02:47:28 AM
Sack Klipp Klopp and bring in Trump, The circus must go on
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 29, 2017, 03:22:50 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170128/722cc215a924237dfbb346816b935c1e.jpg)
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Post by: Macca77 on January 29, 2017, 03:30:11 AM
Having a lengthy discussion with a couple of redshites in my local, they're terrified that we will finish above them
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Post by: Brownie20 on January 29, 2017, 04:02:10 AM
Having a lengthy discussion with a couple of redshites in my local, they're terrified that we will finish above them

Keep stirring boyo
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Post by: Ramjam on January 29, 2017, 08:45:48 AM
Has anyone listened to Klopp the Clown on the BBC? That wanker is under some incredible pressure, he's talking in fucking riddles and can't stand still
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Post by: Alanvideo on January 29, 2017, 06:23:26 PM
Apparently the shite are sending a private jet for Mane. Any chance of Gueye being offered a lift ?
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Post by: Simon Paul on January 29, 2017, 06:48:18 PM
Apparently the shite are sending a private jet for Mane. Any chance of Gueye being offered a lift ?

they probably will be on the same flight - but LFC will claim *they* sent it and paid for it, despite it being chartered by both clubs (and probably a few others if there's players there who need bringing home)
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Post by: velimski on January 29, 2017, 08:36:56 PM
Not the greatest week for Sadio Mane. Out of 3 competitions in the space of 4 days.
Title: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: Escla on January 30, 2017, 07:19:05 PM
Anyone know if he gave his team mate Gana a lift ?
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Post by: blargins on January 30, 2017, 07:31:24 PM
They probably didn't want to be near him given he lost the tournament for them.
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Post by: Ross on January 30, 2017, 07:37:49 PM
Shows how desperate they've become in his absence really.

We on the other hand have obviously flourished without Gana and I wouldn't be surprised to see him have a few days holiday and get some much needed rest before the run in starts.
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Post by: Bluedylan on January 30, 2017, 07:41:23 PM
Can't blame them really, can you, given how abject they've been and how big a game Chelsea is?

It'll be a massive ask for the player to jump back into a big Prem game, for a team low on confidence, having spent the last month in a totally different climate, and having experienced quite a bit of emotional trauma in the last few days.

Not sure it's the wisest move from a managerial POV.

Title: Re: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: Lxxx on January 30, 2017, 07:45:35 PM
Can't blame them really, can you, given how abject they've been and how big a game Chelsea is?

It'll be a massive ask for the player to jump back into a big Prem game, for a team low on confidence, having spent the last month in a totally different climate, and having experienced quite a bit of emotional trauma in the last few days.

Not sure it's the wisest move from a managerial POV.



Desperate people do desperate things.
Title: Re: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: Macca77 on January 30, 2017, 07:46:57 PM
But they all told us that they're not a one man team

Rushing him back like this would suggest otherwise.
Title: Re: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: Toddacelli on January 30, 2017, 07:50:43 PM
Shows how desperate they've become in his absence really.

We on the other hand have obviously flourished without Gana and I wouldn't be surprised to see him have a few days holiday and get some much needed rest before the run in starts.

Depends when his last game was I guess.
Title: Re: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: ally2 on January 30, 2017, 07:52:57 PM
They'll rush him back and he'll do his hamstring after 5 mins against Chelsea
Title: Re: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: DanDan on January 30, 2017, 07:53:31 PM
Depends when his last game was I guess.

Sat night - Extra time and pens
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on January 30, 2017, 08:05:51 PM
The existence of this thread in the Everton forum is hanging on the finest thread i suspect. After all, it's another excuse to laugh at those loveable reds....
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Post by: Cozzie on January 30, 2017, 08:23:09 PM
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Post by: Macca77 on January 30, 2017, 08:24:08 PM
Koeman has just said that Gana won't be in the squad for Wednesday
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Post by: Escla on January 30, 2017, 08:36:48 PM
That's class !
Title: Re: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: sam of the south on January 30, 2017, 08:55:51 PM
They'll rush him back and he'll do his hamstring after 5 mins against Chelsea

That sort of thing doesn't happen to them
Title: Re: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: Jimmywhack on January 30, 2017, 08:57:04 PM

I'd put me house on them beating Chelsea

Title: Re: Mane- private plane back from Africa
Post by: Escla on January 30, 2017, 09:02:24 PM
Mark Clattenberg with the whistle, not sure if that's good or bad for them, they both have a pact with Satan.
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Post by: sirblue57 on January 30, 2017, 09:12:58 PM
Mark Clattenberg with the whistle, not sure if that's good or bad for them, they both have a pact with Satan.

maybe, but he's a bit busy in the White house at the moment, so... :whistle:
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Post by: Alanvideo on January 30, 2017, 10:47:38 PM
Firmino's court date put back 24 hours . How convenient.
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Post by: Escla on January 30, 2017, 11:33:50 PM
Firmino's court date put back 24 hours . How convenient.

Scandalous that !
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Post by: Confucius on January 31, 2017, 01:09:00 AM
For Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Manchester City and Manchester United fans, it is FA Cup draw day.

For Liverpool fans, it is Monday.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on January 31, 2017, 01:13:54 AM
 :snigger:

1990:
Liverpool - 18 League titles.
Roger Federer - 0 Grand slams.

2017:
Liverpool - 18 League titles.
Roger Federer - 18 Grand Slams.

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/16143378_2206336016178585_1110460757469687769_n.jpg?oh=d9e7458b3eac9dac6d35a719c47bc5e8&oe=58FDD7AB)
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Post by: irishtoffee on January 31, 2017, 02:31:06 AM
For Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham, Manchester City and Manchester United fans, it is FA Cup draw day.

For Liverpool fans, it is Monday.
Us too
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Post by: irishtoffee on January 31, 2017, 02:32:18 AM
:snigger:

1990:
Liverpool - 18 League titles.
Roger Federer - 0 Grand slams.

2017:
Liverpool - 18 League titles.
Roger Federer - 18 Grand Slams.

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/16143378_2206336016178585_1110460757469687769_n.jpg?oh=d9e7458b3eac9dac6d35a719c47bc5e8&oe=58FDD7AB)
We're not exactly in a position to mock over this one either I'm afraid
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Post by: Gash on January 31, 2017, 02:46:58 AM
We're not exactly in a position to mock over this one either I'm afraid

It's just a bit of fun.

There's plenty we aren't in a position to mock them about but we still do it. Anyway, we don't have a mental block about the Premier League and the amount of times Man Utd have won it and claim that every year is our year. When you've spent the amount they have over the years and not wonit then they're fair game for a bit of piss taking.
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Post by: 74Blue on January 31, 2017, 04:52:10 AM
It's just a bit of fun.

There's plenty we aren't in a position to mock them about but we still do it. Anyway, we don't have a mental block about the Premier League and the amount of times Man Utd have won it and claim that every year is our year. When you've spent the amount they have over the years and not wonit then they're fair game for a bit of piss taking.
What do you mean? They haven't spent hardly any money. They leave buying league titles to Man Utd, Man City and Chelsea. They wouldn't dream of trying to buy success.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on January 31, 2017, 04:53:23 AM
:snigger:

1990:
Liverpool - 18 League titles.
Roger Federer - 0 Grand slams.

2017:
Liverpool - 18 League titles.
Roger Federer - 18 Grand Slams.

(https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/s480x480/16143378_2206336016178585_1110460757469687769_n.jpg?oh=d9e7458b3eac9dac6d35a719c47bc5e8&oe=58FDD7AB)

'Just pretend you want the shirt lad!'
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Post by: Ross on February 01, 2017, 12:54:05 AM
North West tonight just shown some lad from South Korea who's been cycling to Mordor for over 6 months to see his team. A true love story about passion and adversity and one mans desire to reach the love of his life.



Only thing is he's not got a ticket and the club have done fuck all to sort him out so he's got to watch it in a pub. What a cunt of a club they are.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on February 01, 2017, 12:57:46 AM
North West tonight just shown some lad from South Korea who's been cycling to Mordor for over 6 months to see his team. A true love story about passion and adversity and one mans desire to reach the love of his life.



Only thing is he's not got a ticket and the club have done fuck all to sort him out so he's got to watch it in a pub. What a cunt of a club they are.
Fucking hell
Rick wee was royalty
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Post by: Major Clanger on February 01, 2017, 12:59:30 AM
North West tonight just shown some lad from South Korea who's been cycling to Mordor for over 6 months to see his team. A true love story about passion and adversity and one mans desire to reach the love of his life.

Only thing is he's not got a ticket and the club have done fuck all to sort him out so he's got to watch it in a pub. What a cunt of a club they are.

We should offer him one.
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Post by: Ross on February 01, 2017, 01:04:51 AM
We should offer him one.

Yeah, but part of me thinks he's made his bed.

Really is shameful though.
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Post by: Major Clanger on February 01, 2017, 01:05:54 AM
Yeah, but part of me thinks he's made his bed.

Really is shameful though.

Not because of him, but imagine the feelgood story the media would make out of it. Then imagine the fume that would generate on RAWK.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 01, 2017, 01:19:39 AM
North West tonight just shown some lad from South Korea who's been cycling to Mordor for over 6 months to see his team. A true love story about passion and adversity and one mans desire to reach the love of his life.



Only thing is he's not got a ticket and the club have done fuck all to sort him out so he's got to watch it in a pub. What a cunt of a club they are.

Good for him. Now he's a real Kopite.
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Post by: Tony Clifton on February 01, 2017, 02:31:09 AM
North West tonight just shown some lad from South Korea who's been cycling to Mordor for over 6 months to see his team. A true love story about passion and adversity and one mans desire to reach the love of his life.



Only thing is he's not got a ticket and the club have done fuck all to sort him out so he's got to watch it in a pub. What a cunt of a club they are.

The locals will have adopted him as one of their own, sharing sob stories of not being able to get tickets.  I'll bet one of them has "borrowed" his bike as well.
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Post by: Macca77 on February 01, 2017, 02:45:45 AM
Mane on the bench, has a little warm up and ends up sat back down with an ice pack on his knee, whooooops!
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Post by: Bally on February 01, 2017, 02:50:07 AM
We should offer him one.
Imagine hahahah

"eh ee ar lad you're arse must be killing ya, here's a ticket for Stoke you can jump on the team coach and that, you'll be sound"
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Post by: Ross on February 01, 2017, 02:53:50 AM
To be honest the ones to make them look like the right shower of cunts they truly are should have been Chelsea. That'd been great.

Pity Chelsea are wankers as well.
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Post by: Macca77 on February 01, 2017, 03:12:16 AM
The natives are restless
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Post by: BlueBeagle on February 01, 2017, 03:22:53 AM
North West tonight just shown some lad from South Korea who's been cycling to Mordor for over 6 months to see his team. A true love story about passion and adversity and one mans desire to reach the love of his life.



Only thing is he's not got a ticket and the club have done fuck all to sort him out so he's got to watch it in a pub. What a cunt of a club they are.

I'm made up the prick has come all this way for nothing lolol
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Silas on February 01, 2017, 04:24:54 AM
Klopps nice guy act is just that. He's an unpleasant aggressive twat in reality
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheRam on February 01, 2017, 05:08:23 AM
https://twitter.com/tomwfootball/status/826561543915581440

And there we go.
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Post by: TheRam on February 01, 2017, 05:09:54 AM
Some journos have at least picked up on it.

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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 01, 2017, 05:12:40 AM
I find him very very funny and not in the way the media like to portray him. Costa scores that things may have gotten even more funnier. The ex-shite pundits are the backdrop to the ever-growing three-ring circus that is Liverpool FC and Klopp and I'm gonna enjoy it. Til the derby........
Title: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on February 01, 2017, 05:52:12 AM
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Post by: Ramjam on February 01, 2017, 06:42:18 AM
Imagine hahahah

"eh ee ar lad you're arse must be killing ya, here's a ticket for Stoke you can jump on the team coach and that, you'll be sound"

Or perhaps ride your bike over to Stoke, that if it hasn't already been stolen
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: blueToffee on February 01, 2017, 08:56:58 AM
https://twitter.com/tomwfootball/status/826561543915581440

And there we go.

That doesn't make any sense...why would he say that when they've lost the last 3 games?
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Post by: Macca77 on February 01, 2017, 02:47:14 PM
(http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/e35/12331709_494842073974362_425218392_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTE0NTgwOTAxMzI5MTEyNjQ1NA%3D%3D.2)
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Post by: Bluedylan on February 01, 2017, 03:52:35 PM
To think people were worried they'd win the title.

And their fans defo thought it was on. They'll try to pretend they were only arsed about Top 4 this season now that they've had a meltdown, but they defo thought they might win the title. Delusional pricks.

Oh and Klopp's a bad knobhead. I like to reiterate that quite often.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jamokachi on February 01, 2017, 03:58:58 PM
Thought Chelsea were dogshit to be honest, couldn't handle the intensity at all
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on February 01, 2017, 05:10:39 PM
There's a fine line between passion and being a cunt. Berating the fourth official several times a game, every game makes you a cunt.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on February 01, 2017, 05:34:01 PM
There's a fine line between passion and being a cunt. Berating the fourth official several times a game, every game makes you a cunt.

Gets away with it every week though which is wrong, if a player does that to the ref on the pitch then it's a yellow card, possibly even a red, so should be the same on the touchline
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Post by: Shogun on February 01, 2017, 06:33:00 PM
To think people were worried they'd win the title.

And their fans defo thought it was on. They'll try to pretend they were only arsed about Top 4 this season now that they've had a meltdown, but they defo thought they might win the title. Delusional pricks.

Oh and Klopp's a bad knobhead. I like to reiterate that quite often.

They're still in the race mate even with the ten point gap.

Absolutely no chance of us catching them though, ten points with a game in hand.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheRam on February 01, 2017, 07:29:38 PM
They're still in the race mate even with the ten point gap.

Absolutely no chance of us catching them though, ten points with a game in hand.

Nah, think even the most kopite of kopites would say they've no chance of winning it now.
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Post by: Macca77 on February 01, 2017, 07:49:14 PM
Nah, think even the most kopite of kopites would say they've no chance of winning it now.

You'd be surprised, the reds in work are still confident they can win it, they keep banging on about the amount of games at home they've got left and their much easier run in.
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Post by: Tony Clifton on February 01, 2017, 08:44:21 PM
That doesn't make any sense...why would he say that when they've lost the last 3 games?

He wasn't even asked about it (what he said to the official), he just decided he needed to tell everyone.  The bad fucking gimp.
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-liverpool-boss-klopp-said-12537522 (http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/what-liverpool-boss-klopp-said-12537522)
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Post by: Shogun on February 01, 2017, 10:33:45 PM
Nah, think even the most kopite of kopites would say they've no chance of winning it now.

"Advantage Chelsea" said Gerrard after last night's game.
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Post by: Toffee1 on February 01, 2017, 11:29:16 PM
"Advantage Chelsea" said Gerrard after last night's game.

Was that a slip of the tongue by the boring one?
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Post by: Macca77 on February 01, 2017, 11:42:54 PM
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/firmino-fined-20k-court-hears-12541282

Stress caused him to drink and drive
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Post by: ally2 on February 02, 2017, 12:59:10 AM
Was probably in a rush to get away from the moths drawn to his teeth. 
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Post by: Ball8y on February 02, 2017, 01:18:49 AM
"In a statement, the Liverpool FC forward said what he did was wrong and "apologised without reservation".
The club said it had "disciplined" him but the action would remain private and it would not affect his selection."

In other words, the vermin paid his fine and gave him a pay rise incase Firmo Lar decides to bugger off
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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 02, 2017, 01:22:12 AM
Firmino gets a 20k fine for drunk driving and Stokes gets done 30k for sticking the nut on an Elvis impersonator.

Summit not right there.
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Post by: TheTone on February 02, 2017, 01:32:00 AM
what was he drinking,  bleach?
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Post by: Ramjam on February 02, 2017, 04:45:55 AM
Morhino getting slated about his touch line antics against Hull, told he was going to get sent off and he's just wondering why another certain PL manager does the same and he's told that his antics are great and enthusiastic animation
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Post by: Macca77 on February 02, 2017, 03:57:03 PM
The Echo actually has a article asking why Firmino was fined so much for being caught drunk driving, unfuckingbelievable
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Post by: Ross on February 02, 2017, 05:09:46 PM
Wasn't he pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the road, on the Strand?

Not read anywhere about how much over the legal limit he was but on a scale of 1 to wankered he's got to be boardline Jack Hackett to manage that.

I'd say he's got off lightly and he should be thankful.
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Post by: Macca77 on February 02, 2017, 05:16:49 PM
He was way over the limit and is lucky he didn't cause an accident, the fine shouldn't matter at all, so there is no need for the echo to publish a story about why its so much, I don't understand it at all.

Their coverage of the whole thing has been shocking, he was stressed because he had recently been burgled which caused him to act the way he did, literally made excuses for him.
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Post by: Major Clanger on February 02, 2017, 05:27:02 PM
Wasn't he pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the road, on the Strand?

Not read anywhere about how much over the legal limit he was but on a scale of 1 to wankered he's got to be boardline Jack Hackett to manage that.

If you come from a country where you drive on the right, it's an easy mistake to make. :)
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Post by: Ross on February 02, 2017, 05:32:05 PM
If you come from a country where you drive on the left, it's an easy mistake to make. :)

Not when the roads a dual carriage way with a central reservation down it and your driving into on coming traffic with their lights on and you've been living and driving in the country/city for 18 months it's not.
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Post by: Brownie20 on February 02, 2017, 06:16:01 PM
Firminio picked up more points in Janusry than Liverpool did
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Post by: Bally on February 02, 2017, 06:46:43 PM
If you come from a country where you drive on the right, it's an easy mistake to make. :)
Not that fucking road it isn't, it's alongside the liver buildings/Albert dock massive 4 Lanes on each side, signposted and filtered he must've have turned on to it from Leeds Rd because the fucking huge central reservation stops you doing anything else
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Post by: Macca77 on February 02, 2017, 06:51:21 PM
Firminio picked up more points in Janusry than Liverpool did

I'm nicking this
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Post by: 74Blue on February 02, 2017, 11:38:36 PM
Morhino getting slated about his touch line antics against Hull, told he was going to get sent off and he's just wondering why another certain PL manager does the same and he's told that his antics are great and enthusiastic animation
I think that he has a really valid point.
Klopp can be as cuntish as he likes and gets away with it, whilst others are fined/sent to the stands etc for acting like bellends. There has to be some consistency.
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Post by: Toffee1 on February 02, 2017, 11:55:40 PM
Klopp's interviews/press conferences remond me of this guy.


They talk the same amount of gibberish.

BTW The Fast Show is still one of my favourite comedy programmes.
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Post by: Ross on February 02, 2017, 11:59:32 PM
Klopp's interviews/press conferences remond me of this guy.


They talk the same amount of gibberish.

BTW The Fast Show is still one of my favourite comedy programmes.

The right honourable Rowley Birkin QC!
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Post by: Gash on February 03, 2017, 12:08:36 AM
Firminio picked up more points in Janusry than Liverpool did

I saw this yesterday, nearly shared it then thought about it, he didn't get any points, just a ban. Sorry. ;)
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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 03, 2017, 12:38:20 AM
Firmino got more bans in January than Klopp did all season.

Nah, back to the cellar.....nurse!
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Post by: Brownie20 on February 03, 2017, 12:42:36 AM
I saw this yesterday, nearly shared it then thought about it, he didn't get any points, just a ban. Sorry. ;)

You Scottish Bastard!!!!!!
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Post by: Macca77 on February 03, 2017, 12:51:30 AM
Leave the lad alone, he was burgled for cripes sake
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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 03, 2017, 10:37:04 PM
More shite from the shite master....

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/02/liverpool-jurgen-klopp-lucky-fourth-official-jose-mourinho
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Post by: Mayor Farnum on February 04, 2017, 02:03:14 AM
Klopp's breath must stink. Bad teeth and that dry, forty a day voice.
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Post by: Toffee1 on February 04, 2017, 02:20:24 AM
Klopp's breath must stink. Bad teeth and that dry, forty a day voice.

Definitely but not a suprise as most of what he speaks is verbal diarrhoea.
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Post by: Alanvideo on February 04, 2017, 02:34:35 AM
Klopp's breath must stink. Bad teeth and that dry, forty a day voice.
.............he could do with a bit of Brylcreem too.  :snigger:
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Post by: Macca77 on February 04, 2017, 06:20:33 AM
Tony Bellew made a remark about Klopp and the shite, basically said "they thought they had the league won in October" then Klopp "has gone from the best manager to the worst" then goes on to praise Klopp and say hes great etc..Headline in the echo "Bellew aims a dig at Liverpool"
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Post by: Bluedylan on February 04, 2017, 11:31:06 AM
Ian Ayre saying Liverpool are still amongst the clubs pushing for the right for individual clubs to negotiate their own TV rights, and to do away with the 'equality' of a collective TV deal shared out amongst the 20 clubs.

That'd be a death knell for the Prem, in my view. Great for a few clubs including the shite. Scummy football club.
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Post by: Ball8y on February 04, 2017, 05:22:27 PM
Spotted somewhere in Formby
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15873316_1244080028962223_5996334569351699659_n.jpg?oh=cc46936cf977a13695b6937a3fb3afd1&oe=5946C617)
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Post by: BlueBeagle on February 04, 2017, 10:42:38 PM
Niasse lolol
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Post by: Macca77 on February 04, 2017, 11:22:31 PM
The love affair with Klopp is hanging by a thread, they're not happy
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Post by: BlueBeagle on February 04, 2017, 11:24:55 PM
The love affair with Klopp is hanging by a thread, they're not happy

Tbf unless you're winning, it's hard to love such a massive fucking gimp!
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Post by: Gash on February 04, 2017, 11:43:28 PM
Hopefully they stick with him, he's doing a fantastic job.
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Post by: Bluedylan on February 05, 2017, 12:34:34 AM
From RAWK's 'predict the next 5 matches' thread (at the start of January):

Quote
though set of fixtures ahead. I'd love to get all 15 points from the next 5 matches, but it's a big ask - especially when playing against that odious gang from Manchester at their turf. A loss would be incredibly infuriating, so we gotta make sure we don't fall into Mourinho's boring trap.

IF (and it's a big if) we end up winning those 5 matches it'd be a tremendous statement of intent. It'd show the team is ready, willing and able to fight tooth and nail for the big trophy. It's not gonna be easy, of course, but there's still hope.

Let's fucking do this

Quote
United (A) - 1 (The c*nts are starting to play well and have strung together 6 on the trot)

Swansea (H) - 3 (We will have too much for them at home

Chelsea (H) - 3 (They have struggled against team that press and run all night.. We smashed them at the bridge.. and now Spurs have ended their run)

Hull (A) - 3 (I think we have learned our lesson the hard way.. surely not another Burnley, Bournemouth or Sunderland)

Tottenham (H) - 3 (We are at home and will nick this to either move above or keep right on Chelsea's coat tails)

So another 13/15 for me..



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Post by: Ridge on February 05, 2017, 02:03:20 AM
Gegendepressing
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Post by: Bluedylan on February 05, 2017, 03:40:32 AM
They've got Spurs next week, we've got Middlesborough. It might not happen, but it's entirely possible we'll be three points behind them by Saturday night.
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Post by: Shogun on February 05, 2017, 05:21:05 AM
They'll be boss when Mane comes back
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Post by: Confucius on February 05, 2017, 05:34:32 AM
 Can someone post thatMane song again. Love it. So very funny
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Post by: Confucius on February 05, 2017, 05:40:43 AM
Never mind
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Post by: Ridge on February 05, 2017, 05:58:18 AM
Hurdle track wallies

https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/828021319971250177
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Post by: Ramjam on February 05, 2017, 06:48:38 AM
I knew we signed Niassie for the right reasons. Martinez is the mastermind
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Post by: Silas on February 05, 2017, 02:49:40 PM
https://twitter.com/GoodisonPics/status/827969660259811328?s=09
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Post by: Brownie20 on February 05, 2017, 02:59:35 PM
Hurdle track wallies

https://twitter.com/Squawka/status/828021319971250177

Have they booked the open top bus parade for this achievement yet?
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Post by: Toffee1 on February 05, 2017, 04:05:32 PM
Have they booked the open top bus parade for this achievement yet?

Don't they need to lose one more game for that as they do harp on about the 5 times thing?
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Post by: Toffee1 on February 05, 2017, 04:08:51 PM
Good thing they have that deal with Nivea as the stress must be giving Klopp lots of forehead wrinkles.
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Post by: Brownie20 on February 05, 2017, 04:36:50 PM
Don't they need to lose one more game for that as they do harp on about the 5 times thing?


Hahahahahahaha brilliant
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Post by: School of Science on February 05, 2017, 09:33:56 PM
So just to update, its not the nailed on treble, not the deffo double, just going to win the league now. P.S will update that in a few weeks  :whistle:

Another update, Premier league chances blew, out of both cups, Champions league spot gone. Liverpool now pushing strongly for Europa league place. Liverpool have now applied to the FA / UEFA for a trophy for the top six mini league.
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Post by: Macca77 on February 06, 2017, 04:03:44 AM
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38874094
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Post by: Thornton_19 on February 06, 2017, 07:06:56 AM
Anyone seen those John Henry emails were he says he wouldnt be arsed if Liverpool went into debt and got a points deduction and stuff pretty funny. From 2010 before he bought them i think.
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Post by: Toffee1 on February 06, 2017, 05:25:17 PM
Anyone seen those John Henry emails were he says he wouldnt be arsed if Liverpool went into debt and got a points deduction and stuff pretty funny. From 2010 before he bought them i think.

http://www.empireofthekop.com/2017/02/05/john-w-henry-leaked-emails-would-accept-lfc-point-reduction-fsg-stole-franchise-on-the-cheap-more/

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Post by: Ridge on February 06, 2017, 08:44:20 PM
https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/828579235736481793
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Post by: Macca77 on February 06, 2017, 09:45:03 PM
https://twitter.com/Football__Tweet/status/828579235736481793

Marvelous stuff
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Post by: Audrey Horne on February 07, 2017, 02:08:13 PM
https://twitter.com/EvertonAllSorts/status/828705272768163840
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Post by: Macca77 on February 07, 2017, 02:45:57 PM
Good Lord!
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Post by: Jamokachi on February 07, 2017, 03:11:20 PM
someone pass me the bleach
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Post by: Ramjam on February 07, 2017, 03:11:25 PM
https://twitter.com/EvertonAllSorts/status/828705272768163840

Retardsville
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Post by: Jamokachi on February 07, 2017, 03:17:43 PM
www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FEverton1878FC%2Fvideos%2Fvb.680949875349365%2F1136630846447930%2F%3Ftype%3D3&show
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Post by: Macca77 on February 07, 2017, 03:28:47 PM
Words fail me
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Post by: Ramjam on February 07, 2017, 03:30:18 PM
Words fail me

Hi Macca, that has to be two Evertonians on the wind up, lol
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Post by: Robioto on February 07, 2017, 06:31:38 PM
www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FEverton1878FC%2Fvideos%2Fvb.680949875349365%2F1136630846447930%2F%3Ftype%3D3&show

Ha, that can't be real?! Surely not?
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Post by: Macca77 on February 07, 2017, 07:36:26 PM
Of course its real, its on the intenet
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Post by: Alanvideo on February 07, 2017, 09:56:20 PM
https://twitter.com/EvertonAllSorts/status/828705272768163840
...........why can't I play this ?  :headbang:
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Post by: Jimmywhack on February 08, 2017, 01:52:46 AM
After 56 games Rodgers and klopps record is identical (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170207/dfdc4807257102d1fe6284e32d322a15.jpg)
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Post by: Toffee1 on February 08, 2017, 02:29:02 AM
After 56 games Rodgers and klopps record is identical (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170207/dfdc4807257102d1fe6284e32d322a15.jpg)

That picture is the stuff of nightmares. However, my second thought was that it is what Mark Noble might look like in ten years time.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 08, 2017, 03:34:58 AM
https://twitter.com/EvertonAllSorts/status/828705272768163840

Reminded me of Spitting Image that. Are they remaking it?
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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 08, 2017, 03:39:04 AM
www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FEverton1878FC%2Fvideos%2Fvb.680949875349365%2F1136630846447930%2F%3Ftype%3D3&show

Somebody somewhere must love them, yeah!
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Post by: Brownie20 on February 09, 2017, 01:12:01 AM
Reminded me of Spitting Image that. Are they remaking it?

They are a special kind of stupid aren't they?
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Post by: Tinga on February 09, 2017, 03:35:21 AM
www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FEverton1878FC%2Fvideos%2Fvb.680949875349365%2F1136630846447930%2F%3Ftype%3D3&show

That just can't be real. Unless it was mongs day out or something?.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on February 09, 2017, 04:55:32 AM
http://fft.sm/N5piqR
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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 09, 2017, 04:57:59 AM
They are a special kind of stupid aren't they?

They are, God love them...and speaking of Shankly (or Robbie Fowler) all made in his image, Jesus was a red, St John a disciple, Moses stood on the Kop, and Jurgen is deffo destined to be the next Lazarus etc etc ad infinitum, amen.

Spitting Image had fuckall on them really.


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Post by: Macca77 on February 09, 2017, 03:33:38 PM
http://fft.sm/N5piqR

Brilliant that
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Post by: sirblue57 on February 09, 2017, 04:03:16 PM
http://fft.sm/N5piqR
Only 9?  Obviously don't have to share a city with them.
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Post by: Ramjam on February 09, 2017, 04:25:23 PM
Can't wait to see Spurs pull Liverpools pants down on Saturday, we beat Boro then it's game on for the European spot.
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Post by: Macca77 on February 09, 2017, 05:44:32 PM
Can't wait to see Spurs pull Liverpools pants down on Saturday, we beat Boro then it's game on for the European spot.

We beat Boro they lose to Spurs, gap is down to 3 points, We play Sunderland at home the sat after at 3pm, beat them and we go level on points with the shite who don't play til Monday night, away at Leicester

It's fucking do-able
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Post by: Goaljira on February 10, 2017, 03:37:48 AM
We beat Boro they lose to Spurs, gap is down to 3 points, We play Sunderland at home the sat after at 3pm, beat them and we go level on points with the shite who don't play til Monday night, away at Leicester

It's fucking do-able

When in the history of Everton has things ever gone so right like that?  Never in my lifetime.
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Post by: Macca77 on February 10, 2017, 03:50:37 AM
When in the history of Everton has things ever gone so right like that?  Never in my lifetime.

Of course it wont happen, satan himself will see to that
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Post by: sirblue57 on February 10, 2017, 05:24:28 AM
Of course it wont happen, satan himself will see to that

He has problems of his own mate. Could be impeached soon.
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Post by: Bluedylan on February 10, 2017, 06:29:07 PM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/587060/Mark-Lawrenson-Predictions-Premier-League-table-sportgalleries
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Post by: Macca77 on February 10, 2017, 06:41:40 PM
(http://www.troll.me/images/excited-emma/holy-motherfucking-shitballs-thumb.jpg)
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Post by: Audrey Horne on February 10, 2017, 08:39:18 PM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/587060/Mark-Lawrenson-Predictions-Premier-League-table-sportgalleries

testicle faced wanker
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Post by: bacon sarnie on February 10, 2017, 09:25:07 PM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/587060/Mark-Lawrenson-Predictions-Premier-League-table-sportgalleries

Him and his mates must be loving this season to bits.

Off topic and not trying to be controversial but why would it take them this long to ban the Sun from Anfield?
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Post by: Ross on February 10, 2017, 09:56:11 PM
Him and his mates must be loving this season to bits.

Off topic and not trying to be controversial but why would it take them this long to ban the Sun from Anfield?

I saw that and thought the same. I naturally assumed it had already happened years ago.
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Post by: Cereal Killer on February 10, 2017, 10:31:12 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38933817

Liverpool FC has banned The S*n journalists from its grounds over the newspaper's coverage of the Hillsborough disaster.
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Post by: ally2 on February 10, 2017, 10:34:00 PM
Strange behaviour (for a normal club/business)
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Post by: Humbug on February 11, 2017, 01:37:02 AM
Him and his mates must be loving this season to bits.

Off topic and not trying to be controversial but why would it take them this long to ban the Sun from Anfield?
I thought the same. I hate the Sun as much as anyone but it seems rather odd timing, as in why now?

At the same time, Sky and The Times are presumably still welcome so they've hardly declared war on Murdoch.
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Post by: Macca77 on February 11, 2017, 02:02:59 AM
Echo running a story from the redshite fan group urging us to ban it as well
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Post by: Humbug on February 11, 2017, 02:27:11 AM
The lad on the radio earlier spoke very eloquently, I thought and not just for a red.
That horrible rag had the perfect chance to put its house in a bit more order when the inquest verdict came out but still refused to splash on it.
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Post by: Ross on February 11, 2017, 02:42:00 AM
It's a bit shutting the door after the horse has bolted after 25+ years.

Especially after there's been so many previous opportunities since then to make a stand, and now when managers press conferences are broadcast live on club websites and players are so open on social media.

It really does smack of FSG desperately trying to gain some undeserved goodwill in a very cheap way. Bit like when Colin Murray resigned at talksport as his contract was due up when.
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Post by: KoemansNumberTens on February 11, 2017, 05:02:49 AM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/587060/Mark-Lawrenson-Predictions-Premier-League-table-sportgalleries

Saw he had us for a draw against boro and wondered how the league would be under him. Yet to look. I'm guessing Liverpool top and us in the bottom 6. If that's the case it's even more biased than it seems because you'd expect his predictions to become more set if Liverpool were actually in the form he predicts
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Post by: 74Blue on February 11, 2017, 01:56:35 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-38933817

Liverpool FC has banned The S*n journalists from its grounds over the newspaper's coverage of the Hillsborough disaster.
I wonder will they also be banning some of their ex-players who have given interviews/wrote articles for The S*n too?
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Post by: Ridge on February 11, 2017, 05:58:43 PM
No wonder they've been so shit so far this year.

Those bloody sun journalists.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: pjk on February 11, 2017, 08:00:12 PM
Until Liverpool supporters start cancelling their Sky subscriptions, they're pissing in the wind anyway. I think we should ban the Sun though. It's an arse wipe of a publication that has shown complete contempt for a whole region of people who live on Merseyside.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on February 11, 2017, 08:39:00 PM
They 'apologised' many years ago. Anyway why can't the club just let supporters decide for themselves?  I can't understand why any person would buy the paper anyway. It's a piece of shit from start to end.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: KoemansNumberTens on February 11, 2017, 08:53:31 PM
Really baffled as to why they would ban their reporters now. Its almost 30 years late. Just seems a bit odd.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Goaljira on February 11, 2017, 11:46:32 PM
A cynic would say they've done it now because they're on a horrendous run of form, and it gives the media another story to talk about them instead.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 12, 2017, 02:41:22 AM
'Liverpool were unable to add another goal, but they remain on top of the imaginary mini-league comprised of top-six teams. Despite ending Chelsea’s unbeaten run, it is Spurs, lucky to claim a point at the Etihad last month, who now appear to be struggling to impose themselves on top-six rivals.' Guardian

Fourth place 10 points behind leaders Chelsea in reality. Fuckin media.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on February 12, 2017, 03:06:04 AM
'Liverpool were unable to add another goal, but they remain on top of the imaginary mini-league comprised of top-six teams. Despite ending Chelsea’s unbeaten run, it is Spurs, lucky to claim a point at the Etihad last month, who now appear to be struggling to impose themselves on top-six rivals.' Guardian

Fourth place 10 points behind leaders Chelsea in reality. Fuckin media.

The key word in that paragraph is "imaginary".
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheRam on February 12, 2017, 06:07:35 AM
Kopites are getting on their high horse demanding we ban it as well.

We'll make our own decision thanks very much.

Why they've decided that ban it now is very strange.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on February 12, 2017, 08:02:04 AM
Kopites are getting on their high horse demanding we ban it as well.

We'll make our own decision thanks very much.

Why they've decided that ban it now is very strange.
Everton will follow suit mate
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Escla on February 12, 2017, 03:16:58 PM
Everton will follow suit mate

Hypocritical retards, The Sun is owned by News International, Rupert Murdoch, are they going to ban Sky
from televising matches from Anfield ? are those inbred Nordic fans of theirs going to cancel their Sky subscriptions ? Err.....probably not.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on February 12, 2017, 04:44:05 PM
Wonder what Mickey Quinn will do now then, the world's greatest redshite fan works on Alan Brazils sports breakfast which is sponsored by the sun.

Im guessing fuck all
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on February 12, 2017, 05:04:03 PM
Wonder what Mickey Quinn will do now then, the world's greatest redshite fan works on Alan Brazils sports breakfast which is sponsored by the sun.

Im guessing fuck all

Hmmm that's an interesting dilemma for the rotund one.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on February 12, 2017, 05:06:41 PM
They've banned it now because it's been raised by fan groups and the Hillsborough families. I'd be well up for us banning it too.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheRam on February 12, 2017, 05:18:58 PM
Wonder what Mickey Quinn will do now then, the world's greatest redshite fan works on Alan Brazils sports breakfast which is sponsored by the sun.

Im guessing fuck all

Probably continue to abuse poor defenceless animals and appearing on celebrity fat club. The fucking useless fat disgusting cunt.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on February 12, 2017, 05:29:53 PM
Kopites are getting on their high horse demanding we ban it as well.

We'll make our own decision thanks very much.

Why they've decided that ban it now is very strange.

The Blue Union have come out now and said we should as well. They seem only to exist so they can look dig around and find something to moan at the club about.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on February 12, 2017, 05:31:07 PM
Its a bit odd it's took them this long really
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on February 12, 2017, 06:13:49 PM
Probably continue to abuse poor defenceless animals and appearing on celebrity fat club. The fucking useless fat disgusting cunt.

Exactly
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on February 12, 2017, 07:31:39 PM
I hope we don't ban them. Everybody knows what happened now. It took a long time but the truth is there and people have apologised. It's not going to bring anyone back. And what happens if we ban them then Liverpool undo their ban in a year or so?  It would have to be coordinated etc. A ban wouldn't achieve anything anyway. Social media holds the general media to account now anyway. This would be seen as any attack on the press and we all know what they are like.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ball8y on February 12, 2017, 09:01:55 PM
28 years on and they are only now pandering to the popular. Playing to the gallery.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Escla on February 12, 2017, 10:28:05 PM
I hope we don't ban them. Everybody knows what happened now. It took a long time but the truth is there and people have apologised. It's not going to bring anyone back. And what happens if we ban them then Liverpool undo their ban in a year or so?  It would have to be coordinated etc. A ban wouldn't achieve anything anyway. Social media holds the general media to account now anyway. This would be seen as any attack on the press and we all know what they are like.

It's a bit like let's ban all Germans for bombing our chippy !
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 12, 2017, 11:44:11 PM
The key word in that paragraph is "imaginary".

True, but I'll raise you a 'struggling'.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: KoemansNumberTens on February 13, 2017, 12:25:58 AM
I really hope we don't ban then. Its ridiculous Liverpool doing it 30 years late and it would be 100 times more ridiculous us following suit
We already get shite media coverage. Let's cut our own throats because Liverpool say so 3 decades late
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Brownie20 on February 13, 2017, 12:27:28 AM
I see Klopp's back to being the Messiah in social media after they beat Spurs
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on February 13, 2017, 12:51:21 AM
I really hope we don't ban then. Its ridiculous Liverpool doing it 30 years late and it would be 100 times more ridiculous us following suit
We already get shite media coverage. Let's cut our own throats because Liverpool say so 3 decades late

Yeah I agree.

Not that I imagine we get any coverage any different from that rag but it'd just be a pointless position to take after all these years.

Might as well ban the Mail for backing the Nazis next.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 13, 2017, 10:13:52 PM
I see Klopp's back to being the Messiah in social media after they beat Spurs

Nah, they had a team meeting behind his back. Hendo is the new Messiah.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on February 14, 2017, 12:36:35 AM
It'll be hilarious when G-La gets the job there
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 14, 2017, 01:20:43 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/13/west-ham-slaven-bilic-charged-fa-microphone

Charged for showing some passion.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: stirlingblue on February 16, 2017, 10:24:08 PM
We've just switched to using Skype as our office communicator.

I assumed this would not effect my life in any way.

I was wrong.

Turns out, Liverpool partner skype and skype now has special Liverpool emoticons. People in the office keep sending me this:

(http://static.skaip.org/img/emoticons/180x180/f6fcff/klopp.gif)

I need to find a new job
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on February 16, 2017, 11:10:01 PM
We've just switched to using Skype as our office communicator.

I assumed this would not effect my life in any way.

I was wrong.

Turns out, Liverpool partner skype and skype now has special Liverpool emoticons. People in the office keep sending me this:

(http://static.skaip.org/img/emoticons/180x180/f6fcff/klopp.gif)

I need to find a new job


Worth filing a complaint about that
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on February 16, 2017, 11:43:20 PM

Worth filing a complaint about that
Do what I did when the upper management sent me an email asking me to pick three things to be more like klopp, I answered In a reply to all, this
 " are you seriously asking me this, I mean you realise.. Really... Are you asking me to... I feel sick"

To which I got the reply from one of the directors "can you do Martinez then"
To which I replied "that's even worse"

I never received another of those emails
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bob Sacamano on February 17, 2017, 12:28:36 AM
So I'm guessing Klopp is "in" again? I can't keep up with their fickleness.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: stirlingblue on February 17, 2017, 04:18:53 AM
Do what I did when the upper management sent me an email asking me to pick three things to be more like klopp, I answered In a reply to all, this
 " are you seriously asking me this, I mean you realise.. Really... Are you asking me to... I feel sick"

To which I got the reply from one of the directors "can you do Martinez then"
To which I replied "that's even worse"

I never received another of those emails


What does that email mean?

What business are you in Bally?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on February 17, 2017, 04:25:29 AM
Do what I did when the upper management sent me an email asking me to pick three things to be more like klopp

I admire your restraint. I probably would've felt obliged to actually write three things that would make me more like Klopp.

1. Become addicted to stimulants.
...
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on February 17, 2017, 04:36:23 AM
What does that email mean?

What business are you in Bally?
At that point in time I was managing an adult training centre, I have recently started a new business venture with a friend, doing access audits, and designing an app to accompany this, also developing some new bespoke training packages which can be tailored to the learners requirements
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on February 17, 2017, 04:37:42 AM
I admire your restraint. I probably would've felt obliged to actually write three things that would make me more like Klopp.

1. Become addicted to stimulants.
...
Mate after I'd sent that email I called one of the directors I had a decent working relationship with and asked was it a fucking piss take.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheRam on February 17, 2017, 01:41:21 PM
We've just switched to using Skype as our office communicator.

I assumed this would not effect my life in any way.

I was wrong.

Turns out, Liverpool partner skype and skype now has special Liverpool emoticons. People in the office keep sending me this:

(http://static.skaip.org/img/emoticons/180x180/f6fcff/klopp.gif)

I need to find a new job

What, the fuck, is that?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 18, 2017, 12:45:01 AM
Looks like Homer Simpson on a diet.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on February 18, 2017, 02:04:19 AM
Was going to say it is his version of the Macarena known as the Moronena.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on February 19, 2017, 02:13:23 PM
Karate kid, wash on wash off
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on February 19, 2017, 05:05:23 PM
Take with a pinch of salt as it is The Mirror but Barca are apparently looking at Flopp as a replacement for Enrique.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-eyeing-jurgen-klopp-liverpool-9846695
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on February 19, 2017, 05:51:45 PM
Take with a pinch of salt as it is The Mirror but Barca are apparently looking at Flopp as a replacement for Enrique.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-eyeing-jurgen-klopp-liverpool-9846695
.............that would really piss them off . On the other hand Koeman is also on the list.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 20, 2017, 10:54:26 PM
Klopp warning that the real Leicester will show up against them.

Tinfoil hat lad?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: BlueBeagle on February 21, 2017, 12:34:34 AM
What, the fuck, is that?

A weird, hairy cunt in a jarg trackie with dad-trainers
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 21, 2017, 10:44:57 PM
Reminded me of Tommy 'the flying pig' Lawrence.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/feb/21/sutton-united-wayne-shaw-fa-betting-rules
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on February 22, 2017, 07:01:42 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39050759

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 22, 2017, 08:44:22 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39050759



They'll be doing a deal with Tesco next.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Simon Paul on February 23, 2017, 01:01:17 AM
They'll be doing a deal with Tesco next.

"the city's all ours"
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 23, 2017, 02:27:57 AM
"the city's all ours"

'School of Science'
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Everton Mint on February 24, 2017, 03:39:47 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39050759



After all the Kirkby sock-robbers shite they came out with ...  :snigger:
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: BlueBeagle on February 28, 2017, 03:26:19 AM
Oh dear :whistle:

lolol
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Redartin on February 28, 2017, 04:26:52 AM
Can "Klopp & The Shite" be added to the list of Shakespeare's Tragedies?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 28, 2017, 04:33:05 AM
Can "Klopp & The Shite" be added to the list of Shakespeare's Tragedies?

Midsummers Shite?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on February 28, 2017, 09:54:23 AM
Ok Vardy let's go party
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on February 28, 2017, 03:56:46 PM
So the general consensus seems that Leicester didn't play for Ranieri. WHat about Liverpool players. Doesn't look like they playing for Klopp at all.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on February 28, 2017, 04:20:59 PM
So the general consensus seems that Leicester didn't play for Ranieri. WHat about Liverpool players. Doesn't look like they playing for Klopp at all.

He's a fucking freak, lost the plot and the players as well
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on February 28, 2017, 04:47:57 PM
The reds in work are very quiet today for some reason, and yet the other week they were waxing lyrical about "being back" when they beat Spurs.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ridge on February 28, 2017, 06:01:09 PM
Moyes at United and Rodgers had better win ratio after same number of games as Klopp.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: KevtheRat on February 28, 2017, 06:45:32 PM
Moyes at United and Rodgers had better win ratio after same number of games as Klopp.

Totally irrelevant to them though, its all about the net spend you know.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on February 28, 2017, 07:41:36 PM
Moyes at United and Rodgers had better win ratio after same number of games as Klopp.

Yes, but did the press as much though, wins no longer matter, its all about the pressing.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Brownie20 on February 28, 2017, 08:50:48 PM
We've clawed back 11 points on them since Christmas apparently. That's impressive.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 28, 2017, 08:53:48 PM
We've clawed back 11 points on them since Christmas apparently. That's impressive.

We must have spent more money.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ridge on February 28, 2017, 09:25:21 PM
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on February 28, 2017, 09:44:53 PM
RMTV YNWA LOL
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on February 28, 2017, 09:55:46 PM
mmmmmmm Pringles
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on February 28, 2017, 10:11:21 PM
We must have spent more money.


We did actually. LOL!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on March 01, 2017, 12:36:03 AM
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=334917.0
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on March 01, 2017, 12:45:34 AM
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=334917.0

They haven't had a T-shirt protest in a while, Carragher has just given them the excuse they need.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Brownie20 on March 01, 2017, 12:56:41 AM
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=334917.0

They really are bellends aren't they?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on March 01, 2017, 01:41:00 AM
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=334917.0
For every normal comment there are five to six ridiculous comments

I particularly like how they think he is a media whore for having the audacity to question something bad at Liverpool... They are so used to having their egos stroked it's ridiculous
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on March 01, 2017, 01:44:48 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/kloppout-liverpool-fans-go-meltdown-9930688
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on March 01, 2017, 02:04:58 AM
Pissing myself at this

Jurgen Klopp does not adapt to English Football.  English Football adapts to Jurgan Klopp.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on March 01, 2017, 03:46:33 AM

We did actually. LOL!

Fucksakes  - don't tell them!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on March 01, 2017, 03:54:14 AM
"Well yeah we all know that. That's not in question

But Everton fans are like the kid across the road who sets fire to things

Carras just give him a box of matches and a tin of swan lighter fluid"


Hahaha...love it. They'll immolate themselves if he ever wears a United shirt.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on March 01, 2017, 03:57:39 AM
Wouldn't mind but carragher said Tony Sage had already told him he had a kit ready for him, it was all in the spirit of the day
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: 74Blue on March 01, 2017, 04:01:25 AM
Yes, but did the press as much though, wins no longer matter, its all about the pressing.
Klopp can't even press his kecks though the scruffy cunt!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Brownie20 on March 01, 2017, 07:48:47 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/kloppout-liverpool-fans-go-meltdown-9930688

But he's the Messiah
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Goaljira on March 01, 2017, 12:51:20 PM
But he's the Messiah
And now he's a naughty boy.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on March 01, 2017, 03:18:57 PM
Crying for Brenda to come back, unbeaten at Celtic in the league all season but they don't realise that Celtic are playing teams like Ross County and Livingston every week not Chelsea, Arsenal and the Manchester teams. Delusional fuck wits
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on March 02, 2017, 02:49:29 AM
Hamann sticking the boot in now:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/didi-hamann-brands-jurgen-klopp-12672394
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on March 02, 2017, 06:11:21 PM
They want FSG out and the Chinese to. Buy the club. That could possibly happen.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on March 02, 2017, 06:16:29 PM
They want FSG out and the Chinese to. Buy the club. That could possibly happen.

Is that the FSG that saved them from the brink of bankruptcy? Weird how nothing was said about FSG upto December isn't it?

It must be FSG's fault that they played Lucas in a high defensive line against Jamie Vardy. And it's defo FSG's fault that they've played Milner at left back all season. Bloody FSG, losing to Swansea, Hull, Burnley, Leicester etc.

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Mayor Farnum on March 02, 2017, 06:39:43 PM
But he's the Messiah
And they should know, they've seen a few.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on March 02, 2017, 06:49:01 PM
They want FSG out and the Chinese to. Buy the club. That could possibly happen.

They can call themselves the Red Guard then.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on March 03, 2017, 03:56:34 AM
They can call themselves the Red Guard then.

It's a rear guard they need at the minute Clanger
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bluedylan on March 04, 2017, 05:55:31 AM
The moral highground club entertaining members of the Saudi royal family. Classy operation they're running:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/saudi-investment-agreement-announced-liverpool-12687560
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: 74Blue on March 04, 2017, 02:55:25 PM
The moral highground club entertaining members of the Saudi royal family. Classy operation they're running:

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/saudi-investment-agreement-announced-liverpool-12687560

Is that definitely a member of the Saudi Royal family in the picture. It looks remarkably like Rafa bin-Itez
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on March 04, 2017, 04:28:12 PM
Another Turki in Anfield, don't they already have enough?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on March 04, 2017, 04:36:41 PM
Its started already, redshite mate rang me this morning claiming the Saudi's are buying fsg out and are richer than than the city owners, hes cock a hoop about it
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on March 08, 2017, 11:07:19 PM
RAWK fanatics writing articles for the Guardian....

https://www.theguardian.com/football/copa90/2017/mar/08/steven-gerrard-captain-football-liverpool

Bit about him and Torres had me in bulk.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Simon Paul on March 13, 2017, 01:12:06 AM
using a lyric sheet so you don't get the words wrong
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on March 13, 2017, 02:46:57 AM
That's the gift that just keeps giving
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on March 13, 2017, 03:01:06 AM
They'll be giving out paddles with "Penalty" on the one side and "Handball" on the other soon!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on March 13, 2017, 03:12:45 AM
Apparently they had some sound proofing experts in recently looking at how to improve the noise from their new stand because its to quiet
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on March 13, 2017, 03:16:20 AM
Apparently they had some sound proofing experts in recently looking at how to improve the noise from their new stand because its to quiet

Sounds like the sound proofing experts have done a great job really..
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on March 13, 2017, 09:01:10 PM
Jammy win v Burnley and the Top Four cup is back in full throttle according to The Guardian. Can't wait for the derby!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on March 14, 2017, 05:01:21 PM
using a lyric sheet so you don't get the words wrong

That would be to help out the Danish, Swedish and  Indian supporters wouldn't it
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on March 15, 2017, 09:24:51 PM
That would be to help out the Danish, Swedish and  Indian supporters wouldn't it

Yeah, the rest can't read.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ridge on March 17, 2017, 06:48:04 AM
Coutinho has shown his commitment to the club, he's got a Mickey Mouse tattoo
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sam of the south on March 19, 2017, 07:49:38 PM
My God, the RS media are desperate with their incessant propoganda.

Jamie Redknapp just asked/pressured James Milner into saying that this Liverpool side is the best he's ever played in.

The James Milner that won the league twice with Man City, in a side that included Kompany, Yaya Toure, David Silva, and Sergio Aguero all in their prime! 😄
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on March 19, 2017, 09:13:09 PM
Jamie Redknapp just asked/pressured James Milner into saying that this Liverpool side is the best he's ever played in.

To be fair, it's probably the best Liverpool side James Milner played in. :)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: School of Science on March 19, 2017, 09:15:54 PM
My God, the RS media are desperate with their incessant propoganda.

Jamie Redknapp just asked/pressured James Milner into saying that this Liverpool side is the best he's ever played in.

The James Milner that won the league twice with Man City, in a side that included Kompany, Yaya Toure, David Silva, and Sergio Aguero all in their prime! 😄

Yes but ..they have Hendo, Milner at left back, Lucas Lieva at centre half, klavan and Origi up front. World class lad world class.
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Post by: sam of the south on March 19, 2017, 09:16:42 PM
To be fair, it's probably the best Liverpool side James Milner played in. :)

Haha, probably.

He meant in his career, though, as Milner mentioned the Man City sides in his reply.

Utterly ludicrous.
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Post by: Major Clanger on March 19, 2017, 09:20:29 PM
Haha, probably.

He meant in his career, though, as Milner mentioned the Man City sides in his reply.

Utterly ludicrous.

Probably even Leeds were a better team when he was coming through.
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Post by: Mayor Farnum on March 19, 2017, 10:25:01 PM
I don't think it's unreasonable to start a campaign to award the 2012 Premier league title to the 2017 Liverpool squad.
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Post by: Macca77 on March 20, 2017, 12:27:38 AM
Congratulations to the redshite for being top of games against "big 6" league
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Post by: Mayor Farnum on March 20, 2017, 12:42:12 AM
Congratulations to the redshite for being top of games against "big 6" league

Do you think Sky may mention this now and again?
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Post by: Macca77 on March 20, 2017, 12:50:36 AM
Do you think Sky may mention this now and again?

Just once or twice maybe
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Post by: Confucius on March 22, 2017, 02:50:08 AM
You now have to ask the Fuhrer's permission to call up his players.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/39308768
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Post by: Toffee1 on March 22, 2017, 02:52:32 AM
You now have to ask the Fuhrer's permission to call up his players.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/39308768

Shame the Republic of Ireland did not call up one of their players like this as I would love to see Roy Keane's reaction to Plopp's whining.
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Post by: Shogun on March 22, 2017, 03:00:29 AM
Not being bitter but I don't get it, hasn't impressed me even a tiny bit from what I've seen.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on March 22, 2017, 03:05:15 AM
Not being bitter but I don't get it, hasn't impressed me even a tiny bit from what I've seen.
Said the same to my Liverpool fan mates... They seem to think he doesn't have a position
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Post by: ally2 on March 22, 2017, 03:11:05 AM
Wales are a bit shit though. This lad has done nothing yet. I do think Coleman should've at least had a phone call though. If nothing else it's good to be on good terms with teams who your players play for.
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Post by: Goaljira on March 22, 2017, 03:14:07 AM
Wales are a bit shit though. This lad has done nothing yet. I do think Coleman should've at least had a phone call though. If nothing else it's good to be on good terms with teams who your players play for.

And have to actually speak to the scruffy meff and justify your decision?  Nah, fuck that.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on March 22, 2017, 10:16:55 PM

On the same page as the Ronnie Moran tribute:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/17/kenny-dalglish-liverpool-title-chances-roy-evans-ian-rush


Still good for a laugh that. Surprised they didn't reference the Turkey game.


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Post by: ally2 on March 23, 2017, 12:38:37 AM
On the same page as the Ronnie Moran tribute:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/17/kenny-dalglish-liverpool-title-chances-roy-evans-ian-rush


Still good for a laugh that. Surprised they didn't reference the Turkey game.

How prophetic.

And will Liverpool win the league?


RE (Roy Evans) I think they will do it but there's no room for any slip-ups.
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Post by: Macca77 on March 23, 2017, 02:40:38 PM
This thread should be bursting at the seems later today, full of joy from our red neighbours
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Post by: Toffee1 on March 23, 2017, 05:13:11 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/03/22/liverpool-investigation-alleged-tapping-stoke-city-schoolboy/
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Post by: stirlingblue on March 24, 2017, 12:22:57 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/03/22/liverpool-investigation-alleged-tapping-stoke-city-schoolboy/


Doesn't read like they've actually done anything wrong, seems like they offered to pay and then the rules changed so they withdrew it doesn't it?
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Post by: Brownie20 on March 24, 2017, 02:40:46 AM
Just seen a comment that our new ground will be soulless and have no atmosphere, unlike the new stand at Anfield. Posted by someone who lives in Exeter
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Post by: Robioto on March 27, 2017, 10:54:25 PM
Just seen a comment that our new ground will be soulless and have no atmosphere, unlike the new stand at Anfield. Posted by someone who lives in Exeter

What's wrong with living in Exeter? ;)

(I live in Exeter)
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Post by: Macca77 on March 28, 2017, 01:16:26 AM
New lad in my own was going on about how amazing Anfield was on Saturday, he's a massive massive red ( not from here as per ) was his first time at the ground and admitted he had to ask for directions to get there! Oh and wondered why players like Smicer and McAlister played  because "they've never played for Liverpool in the past".

Massive massive red he is, honest mate
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Post by: Tony Clifton on March 30, 2017, 03:42:48 AM
New lad in my own was going on about how amazing Anfield was on Saturday, he's a massive massive red ( not from here as per ) was his first time at the ground and admitted he had to ask for directions to get there! Oh and wondered why players like Smicer and McAlister played  because "they've never played for Liverpool in the past".

Massive massive red he is, honest mate

My lad was on the phone to me on Saturday afternoon - on his way to his mate's house off Boundary Lane - one of them stops him and asks for directions...  I schooled him on the spot, and the Orc was last seen heading in the direction of Shiel Road.  Funniest part is if he'd have made it to Breck Road - two minutes away - Mordor would have been within sight.  :snigger:
Used to get them all the time when I lived around those parts.

Anyway, more Echo comedy here: The alternative history of Liverpool - if video technology had existed
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alternative-history-liverpool-video-technology-12816252
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Post by: Goaljira on March 30, 2017, 04:44:59 AM
My lad was on the phone to me on Saturday afternoon - on his way to his mate's house off Boundary Lane - one of them stops him and asks for directions...  I schooled him on the spot, and the Orc was last seen heading in the direction of Shiel Road.  Funniest part is if he'd have made it to Breck Road - two minutes away - Mordor would have been within sight.  :snigger:
Used to get them all the time when I lived around those parts.

Anyway, more Echo comedy here: The alternative history of Liverpool - if video technology had existed
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alternative-history-liverpool-video-technology-12816252
I'm waiting for the companion piece showing how Limpar dives in the Wimbledon game, or that Bolton's goal was over the line at the Reebok which would have meant we were relegated, and in the same way they've decided Derby would no longer exist they'd be jizzing over the prospect of us playing Southport or some other such bollocks. 

Absolutely no chance they mention Collina.  Or Clattenberg.  Or Don Hutchison's arse.  Or Clive Thomas.
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Post by: Macca77 on March 30, 2017, 02:46:32 PM
I'm waiting for the companion piece showing how Limpar dives in the Wimbledon game, or that Bolton's goal was over the line at the Reebok which would have meant we were relegated, and in the same way they've decided Derby would no longer exist they'd be jizzing over the prospect of us playing Southport or some other such bollocks. 

Absolutely no chance they mention Collina.  Or Clattenberg.  Or Don Hutchison's arse.  Or Clive Thomas.

Don't forget the coffin they were carrying around
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Post by: Bally on March 30, 2017, 03:03:52 PM
Don't forget the coffin they were carrying around
Try working in a pub whilst that was going on, now imagine that pub was on County Rd
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Post by: Bluedylan on March 30, 2017, 07:23:54 PM
Just in case you wanna fuel your hatred a little bit, the ketwigs are out in full force:

t=317s
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Post by: Macca77 on March 30, 2017, 07:31:20 PM
Stopped watching after about 20 seconds
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Post by: Audrey Horne on March 30, 2017, 07:32:19 PM
no idea how anyone can watch those.
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Post by: TheRam on March 30, 2017, 08:34:58 PM
no idea how anyone can watch those.

Our two are a lot worse.

PED and baz the little dangers.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on March 30, 2017, 08:38:16 PM
Our two are a lot worse.

PED and baz the little dangers.

Never watched them either!
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Post by: bacon sarnie on March 30, 2017, 10:14:37 PM
Just in case you wanna fuel your hatred a little bit, the ketwigs are out in full force:

t=317s

Seem to have recovered since Niasse shut them the fuck up. Please Lord - 3 nil for the good guys!
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Post by: Ramjam on March 31, 2017, 08:15:12 AM
The hate rid is running much deeper after listening to those 4 wankers
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Post by: TSGun on March 31, 2017, 11:27:17 AM
Just in case you wanna fuel your hatred a little bit, the ketwigs are out in full force:

t=317s
Haha could barely understand a word spoken. Every so often I could make out 'Everton' so I'm assuming they're EFC supporters.

Good looking chaps by the way.
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Post by: Bally on March 31, 2017, 03:20:48 PM
Reckon I could batter every fucking one of them, daft cunts
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Post by: Ramjam on March 31, 2017, 03:52:44 PM
Reckon I could batter every fucking one of them, daft cunts

I'll back you up mate 4v2 I'm comfortable with that if you are
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Post by: Macca77 on March 31, 2017, 05:13:39 PM
Reckon I could batter every fucking one of them, daft cunts

Tag team bout
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Post by: bacon sarnie on March 31, 2017, 09:06:54 PM
Reckon I could batter every fucking one of them, daft cunts

4 on 1's a fair fight. I'll be in your corner for when they start cheating. Be great this on SKY/BT before or after the match like.
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Post by: Ramjam on April 01, 2017, 03:55:53 AM
4 on 1's a fair fight. I'll be in your corner for when they start cheating. Be great this on SKY/BT before or after the match like.

Get them on the undercard of the next Connor McGreagor fight
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Post by: Brownie20 on April 02, 2017, 12:03:49 AM
Reckon I could batter every fucking one of them, daft cunts

Mate, the two of us would take very little time or effort in battering them.
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Post by: WeimaranerBlues on April 03, 2017, 02:41:25 AM
sick ,bastards  Lfc fans condemned after sick Seamus coleman Chant,  http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-seamus-coleman-liverpool-song-12833358

worse for me is the word "apparent"  in the Echo's  title,  its obviously RS
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Post by: Brownie20 on April 03, 2017, 03:42:56 AM
sick ,bastards  Lfc fans condemned after sick Seamus coleman Chant,  http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-seamus-coleman-liverpool-song-12833358

worse for me is the word "apparent"  in the Echo's  title,  its obviously RS

Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything
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Post by: Ramjam on April 03, 2017, 04:46:36 AM
Disgusting backward ass fuck wits
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Post by: Macca77 on April 03, 2017, 02:31:34 PM
sick ,bastards  Lfc fans condemned after sick Seamus coleman Chant,  http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/everton-seamus-coleman-liverpool-song-12833358

worse for me is the word "apparent"  in the Echo's  title,  its obviously RS

The apparent comment annoyed the fuck out of them, the is no apparent about it, Its a gang of gobshites in a gobshites boozer
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Post by: bacon sarnie on April 04, 2017, 10:53:34 PM
Just read about Mane being out for the season and the last thing on my mind was a song but then again I'm not in midst of a gaggle of redshite cunts in a pub sheepishly trying to be hard - or at least a part of the herd.
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Post by: Ridge on April 05, 2017, 11:31:50 PM
Liverpool fined £100,000 and handed two-year ban on signing academy players

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39508491
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Post by: Jimmywhack on April 05, 2017, 11:38:20 PM
Liverpool fined £100,000 and handed two-year ban on signing academy players

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39508491
Didn't we have sommet similar with that lascelles lad who is now at Newcastle (I think)
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Post by: ally2 on April 05, 2017, 11:43:30 PM
£100,000?  May as well keep chancing your arm to be honest
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Post by: Alanvideo on April 06, 2017, 02:49:37 AM
£100,000?  May as well keep chancing your arm to be honest
................£100k is small change and the 2nd year is suspended.
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Post by: Simon Paul on April 09, 2017, 01:17:30 AM
they'll cream their pants over this

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/rafa-benitez-classy-hillsborough-gesture-12866015#ICID=FB-Liv-main

but will have forgotten (again) the time where they called him all the names under the sun and demanded he was sacked

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/liverpool-fans-fear-that-rafa-has-lost-plot-28464543.html
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Post by: KoemansNumberTens on April 09, 2017, 05:18:05 AM
£100,000?  May as well keep chancing your arm to be honest

The lad they tapped up is apparently having trials with us now
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Post by: Big Nev on April 12, 2017, 06:30:35 PM
Get's even better:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/04/11/liverpool-told-father-youth-signing-lie-tapping-cover-up-scandal/
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on April 24, 2017, 04:00:32 AM
Crystal Palace have now triumphed on their last three league visits to Anfield - the first team to achieve that feat since Chelsea in October 2005.
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Post by: Alfie Noakes on April 24, 2017, 04:32:44 AM
Not very good today but it'll be their year...
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Post by: Bluedylan on April 24, 2017, 06:03:47 PM
Fucking love watching Klopp's press conferences after they get beat by someone like Palace at home. Terrible loser, never gives the opposition credit and the nicey-nicey, chaming thing goes straight out of the window and you see the real Klopp. A proper dickhead.
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Post by: Macca77 on April 24, 2017, 07:25:10 PM
Come on, they've been unlucky this season, Klopp said himself that if they had won every game in January then they would be champions by now

Yes and and if your mum had a dick she'd be your dad, or something like that

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Post by: Toffee1 on April 24, 2017, 07:44:02 PM
They will petition for the creation of the top six cup for the team that wins the most games against the elite. If they don't, the obsessed media will, as they harp on about it everytime Liverfool play.
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Post by: Macca77 on April 24, 2017, 10:28:40 PM
Can you imagine the outrage if they don't finish in the top 4, the media will go apeshit
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Post by: Gash on April 25, 2017, 12:16:12 AM
I don't they will get top 4, they're looking a stick on for 6th.
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Post by: Bluedylan on April 25, 2017, 12:49:06 PM
Still think they're strong favourites for Top 4 personally.
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Post by: Confucius on April 25, 2017, 12:57:17 PM
Nah, they not getting top 4. United will get it with City.

Arsenal really not out of the running yet. Would gladly lose 3-0 final game if it meant Liverpool missing out on Champs league
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Post by: Bluedylan on April 25, 2017, 01:02:19 PM
Nah, they not getting top 4. United will get it with City.

Arsenal really not out of the running yet. Would gladly lose 3-0 final game if it meant Liverpool missing out on Champs league

Seen Utd's fixtures? They've got City away, Arsenal away, Spurs away and Southampton away to play, sandwiched around EL games (as well as Palace). They'll drop plenty of points in that group of games.
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Post by: Shogun on April 25, 2017, 03:12:33 PM
Seen Utd's fixtures? They've got City away, Arsenal away, Spurs away and Southampton away to play, sandwiched around EL games (as well as Palace). They'll drop plenty of points in that group of games.

They'll beat Arsenal and Spurs I reckon.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on April 25, 2017, 08:57:52 PM
Sturridge injuring himself in the warm-up & Sakho & Benteke having a giggle after the goal is why I still laugh along with those loveable reds.

Parp!
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Post by: Robioto on April 25, 2017, 09:56:56 PM
Come on, they've been unlucky this season, Klopp said himself that if they had won every game in January then they would be champions by now

Yes and and if your mum had a dick she'd be your dad, or something like that



It's:

If my Auntie had bollocks she's be my Uncle. :)
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Post by: Robioto on April 25, 2017, 09:58:18 PM
If United win the Europa League and Liverpool finish 4th, will Liverpool drop to the Europa League?
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Post by: Bluedylan on April 25, 2017, 09:58:54 PM
It's:

If my Auntie had bollocks she's be my Uncle. :)

What if your auntie had bollocks AND your mum had a dick? What would that mean?
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Post by: Robioto on April 25, 2017, 09:59:47 PM
What if your auntie had bollocks AND your mum had a dick? What would that mean?

You're from East Anglia? ;)
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Post by: GLewis on April 25, 2017, 10:19:51 PM
If United win the Europa League and Liverpool finish 4th, will Liverpool drop to the Europa League?

No.

The PL would have 5 teams in the CL and 2 (Arsenal and presumably us) in the EL.

I did read the other day that Utd winning the EL means that the PL loses the league cup EL slot, which is the one that means an end of July start, and that we'd get the equivalent of finishing 6th which is either only one qualifying round or potentially straight into the group stages.
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Post by: Robioto on April 25, 2017, 10:22:53 PM
No.

The PL would have 5 teams in the CL and 2 (Arsenal and presumably us) in the EL.

I did read the other day that Utd winning the EL means that the PL loses the league cup EL slot, which is the one that means an end of July start, and that we'd get the equivalent of finishing 6th which is either only one qualifying round or potentially straight into the group stages.

Thanks.

So we should be cheering United on if we want to avoid starting our season in July.
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Post by: Gash on April 28, 2017, 12:25:12 AM
Just realised it's national Demba Ba Day. Must have slipped my memory.  :)
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Post by: Tinga on April 28, 2017, 12:36:06 AM
Obligatory.



Never gets old that.
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Post by: Macca77 on April 28, 2017, 12:38:49 AM
Just realised it's national Demba Ba Day. Must have slipped my memory.  :)

Better than Christmas
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Post by: Macca77 on April 28, 2017, 12:39:50 AM
Obligatory.



Never gets old that.

Perfectiom
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Post by: Ross on April 28, 2017, 12:52:44 AM
Unfortunate day to release a load of self publicity. Or is it?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39736061


My favourite quote from the Guardians article "He also talked to me about my coaching voice" I bet they have you boring bastard.

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Post by: Tinga on April 28, 2017, 01:08:30 AM
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Post by: Major Clanger on April 28, 2017, 01:30:25 AM
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Post by: Macca77 on April 28, 2017, 04:22:02 AM
Chooooooooon!!!
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Post by: Jimmywhack on April 28, 2017, 07:20:37 PM
Lawro's table at the minute - Liverpool pissing it and we have 9 wins!!

Lawro's League Table
+/- DENOTE POSITION DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAWRO'S TABLE AND ACTUAL POSITION
POS   TEAM   P   W   D   L   PTS   +/-
1   Liverpool   34   24   10   0   82   +2
2   Chelsea   33   24   5   4   77   -1
3   Man City   33   22   9   2   75   +1
4   Man Utd   33   21   10   2   73   +1
5   Arsenal   32   21   9   2   72   +1
6   Tottenham33   21   9   3   72   -4
7   Leicester   33   20   6   7   66   +8
8   Everton   34   9   18   7   45   -1
9   Crystal Palace34   10   12   12   42   +3
10   West Brom33   10   10   13   40   -2
11   Stoke   34   9   11   14   38   0
12   West Ham   34   9   9   16   36   +2
13   Bournemouth   34   8   8   18   32   0
14   Sunderland   33   8   8   17   32   +6
15   Burnley   34   5   12   17   27   +1
16   Watford   33   7   6   20   27   -6
17   Middlesbrough   34   4   9   21   20   +2
18   Southampton   32   4   8   20   20   -9
19   Swansea   34   4   8   22   20   -1
20   Hull   34   3   4   27   13   -3
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Post by: Macca77 on April 28, 2017, 07:28:49 PM
18 draws as well, what a prick that man is.
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on April 28, 2017, 10:23:38 PM
I know I'm a day late but what a moment in football the slip was.

Just couldn't have went more perfectly or happened to a nicer fella.

Absolutely fucking boss.
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Post by: Goaljira on April 30, 2017, 03:45:49 AM
https://twitter.com/britpodawards/status/858410267771891714

Anfield Wrap beaten by Kermode and Mayo's film reviews. Love it.
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Post by: Brownie20 on April 30, 2017, 07:06:01 AM
https://twitter.com/britpodawards/status/858410267771891714

Anfield Wrap beaten by Kermode and Mayo's film reviews. Love it.

That's because they are boss
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Post by: Macca77 on May 09, 2017, 03:30:49 PM
The redshite echo printing shite about forever offended fc again, this time its Pepsi in the firing line

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/new-pepsi-max-advert-angers-13003961

Fully expect to see banner and a #boycott pepsi campaign soon
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on May 09, 2017, 06:25:35 PM
Shite quote anyway.

Cunts.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on May 09, 2017, 06:26:59 PM
Liverpool fans complaining about a business and saying they have no class

Irony
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Post by: Shogun on May 09, 2017, 08:33:08 PM
Shite quote anyway.

Cunts.

It really is, been proven wrong time and time again.
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Post by: Bluedylan on May 09, 2017, 08:41:15 PM
By the way, should Klopp be doing adverts for bookies and telling people which minutes are most likely for goalscorers. Dodgy as fuck that club, and there's nowt they wouldn't do for a bit of extra cash. The Nivea adverts are fucking horrendous.
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Post by: Macca77 on May 09, 2017, 11:02:56 PM
By the way, should Klopp be doing adverts for bookies and telling people which minutes are most likely for goalscorers. Dodgy as fuck that club, and there's nowt they wouldn't do for a bit of extra cash. The Nivea adverts are fucking horrendous.

Exactly
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Post by: Danny on May 13, 2017, 06:34:43 AM
By the way, should Klopp be doing adverts for bookies and telling people which minutes are most likely for goalscorers. Dodgy as fuck that club, and there's nowt they wouldn't do for a bit of extra cash. The Nivea adverts are fucking horrendous.

All I thought when I saw all that was how it's weird United weren't doing it years ago.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on May 15, 2017, 06:30:23 AM
\Klopp acknowledged Liverpool had a touch of good fortune “when the game could have changed”, in particular the moment just before half-time when Andre Ayew squandered a golden chance to equalise. “They had absolutely one of the biggest chances I ever saw in my life,” Klopp said about Ayew’s glaring miss. “But we scored the goals and controlled the game. It was a perfect afternoon.”'

Cunt.
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Post by: Macca77 on May 17, 2017, 04:07:23 PM
Sort of confirms the media bias towards them, 29 televised games this season, more than anyone else

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpools-televised-clash-middlesbrough-sets-13046400
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Post by: TheRam on May 17, 2017, 04:18:56 PM
omg they're doing that attention seeking welcoming the bus thing for sundays game

I thought Chelsea won the league?
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Post by: Macca77 on May 17, 2017, 04:38:50 PM
Fucking echo claims one of the reasons they've been on so much is because of the charm and charisma of Klopp

I'm livid here, its the most any team has been on live in a single season, only 9 of their 38 games haven't been televised.
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Post by: Macca77 on May 17, 2017, 04:42:17 PM
omg they're doing that attention seeking welcoming the bus thing for sundays game

I thought Chelsea won the league?

They're the only ones in the world that thinks it looks good, everyone else (apart from sky who will have their camera's on every street corner to film the billions of reds waving their flags whilst wanking themselves silly) thinks they're massive twats
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Post by: bacon sarnie on May 17, 2017, 09:46:10 PM
omg they're doing that attention seeking welcoming the bus thing for sundays game

I thought Chelsea won the league?

Fourth is the new Five Times.
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Post by: Gash on May 17, 2017, 11:38:42 PM
omg they're doing that attention seeking welcoming the bus thing for sundays game

I thought Chelsea won the league?

Liverpool won it twice, once in October and once in November. :)
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Post by: Alanvideo on May 18, 2017, 12:05:37 AM
They're the only ones in the world that thinks it looks good, everyone else (apart from sky who will have their camera's on every street corner to film the billions of reds waving their flags whilst wanking themselves silly) thinks they're massive twats
............what do they all do in the 2 hours between the bus arriving and  ko ?
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Post by: Toffee1 on May 18, 2017, 12:06:58 AM
............what do they all do in the 2 hours between the bus arriving and  ko ?

Hand out the T-shirts they have printed to mark the occassion.
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Post by: Macca77 on May 18, 2017, 01:06:01 AM
............what do they all do in the 2 hours between the bus arriving and  ko ?

Most of them ask for directions to the ground
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Post by: Jamokachi on May 18, 2017, 07:51:04 AM
With regards the amount of times they've been on TV, it is worth remembering that they do have a massive fanbase. Sky only chose the games based on the viewing fugure and the money they can make from advertising.
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Post by: Macca77 on May 18, 2017, 02:35:22 PM
With regards the amount of times they've been on TV, it is worth remembering that they do have a massive fanbase. Sky only chose the games based on the viewing fugure and the money they can make from advertising.

Incorrect, Sky and BT show them so much because they're biased towards them, always have been and always will be, the amount of ex redshite players that are "pundits" now adds more confirmation to this. Remember the comments when we apparently let City beat us to stop them winning the league, Martyn Tyler all but accused us of throwing the game
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Post by: Jamokachi on May 18, 2017, 03:24:48 PM
c'mon @Macca77 (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1930) it's all about money, you know this, don't be silly
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Post by: Macca77 on May 18, 2017, 03:34:09 PM
c'mon @Macca77 (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1930) it's all about money, you know this, don't be silly

My bitterness towards them knows no bounds!
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Post by: KevtheRat on May 18, 2017, 04:06:13 PM
............what do they all do in the 2 hours between the bus arriving and  ko ?

Quite interesting that they arrive 2 hours before the game. I took my lad on the Everton Stadium tour last week and we were told that for a regular 3pm kick off, Koeman "invites" the players to be at the ground for 10.30am for breakfast.
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Post by: Alanvideo on May 18, 2017, 04:19:12 PM
Quite interesting that they arrive 2 hours before the game. I took my lad on the Everton Stadium tour last week and we were told that for a regular 3pm kick off, Koeman "invites" the players to be at the ground for 10.30am for breakfast.
...............I'm only guessing at the 2 hour thing at Anfield but it sounds about right.
Koeman's idea of an early arrival might have something to do with our impressive home form this season .
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Post by: Ross on May 18, 2017, 05:26:45 PM
Quite interesting that they arrive 2 hours before the game. I took my lad on the Everton Stadium tour last week and we were told that for a regular 3pm kick off, Koeman "invites" the players to be at the ground for 10.30am for breakfast.

Isn't that brunch?
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Post by: KevtheRat on May 18, 2017, 05:33:45 PM
Isn't that brunch?

Call it what you like to be honest, its just the fact 10.30am seems really early but different managers will have different preparation methods I suppose.
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Post by: Gash on May 21, 2017, 10:47:03 PM
Have any of their fans said 'back where we belong' yet?
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Post by: Brownie20 on May 21, 2017, 11:24:41 PM
Have any of their fans said 'back where we belong' yet?

I've had my 'Cardiff City 'til I die' mate post exactly that on fb. He's taking all shit now as he has posted quite recently how he has only one team and hasnt said anything about Liverpool for about 3 years
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on May 21, 2017, 11:38:58 PM
They're not happy that sky are concentrating on the champions instead of them, i mean actually kicking off about it
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Post by: Shogun on May 21, 2017, 11:44:00 PM
Trickled over the line but a good season from them, tbf.

Hopefully they get done by Balotelli's Nice in the play-off round.
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Post by: Macca77 on May 22, 2017, 04:00:33 AM
Fucking hell! Anfield today
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Post by: Escla on May 22, 2017, 02:06:33 PM
Trickled over the line but a good season from them, tbf.

Hopefully they get done by Balotelli's Nice in the play-off round.

Saying in The Echo they will be seeded in the draw so they can't be drawn against Sevilla or Napoli etc.
they have the sixth highest co-efficient of the 12 teams going into the Qualis so could be drawn against Hoffenhei, Celtic, Sporting Lisbon etc.
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Post by: School of Science on May 22, 2017, 05:53:16 PM
Saying in The Echo they will be seeded in the draw so they can't be drawn against Sevilla or Napoli etc.
they have the sixth highest co-efficient of the 12 teams going into the Qualis so could be drawn against Hoffenhei, Celtic, Sporting Lisbon etc.

Or the old favourites TNS. Always the easy draw no matter what happens.
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Post by: Cereal Killer on May 22, 2017, 07:29:47 PM
Saying in The Echo they will be seeded in the draw so they can't be drawn against Sevilla or Napoli etc.
they have the sixth highest co-efficient of the 12 teams going into the Qualis so could be drawn against Hoffenhei, Celtic, Sporting Lisbon etc.

Celtic and the greatest ever manager, prior to Klopp obviously, would be a good draw!
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Post by: Alanvideo on May 22, 2017, 07:40:26 PM
Celtic and the greatest ever manager, prior to Klopp obviously, would be a good draw!
..................can imagine the scenes outside Anfield with Rodgers arriving in the Popemobile
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Post by: bacon sarnie on June 07, 2017, 03:51:31 AM
Tapping cunts. 60 mil for VanDyke or whatever his name is.
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Post by: School of Science on June 08, 2017, 12:35:14 AM
Tapping cunts. 60 mil for VanDyke or whatever his name is.

All whinging last week when Man City were supposed to have offered him £180,000 a week, now that they've tapped him up and offered him £200,000 a week, everything should be all right.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on June 08, 2017, 12:53:26 AM
All whinging last week when Man City were supposed to have offered him £180,000 a week, now that they've tapped him up and offered him £200,000 a week, everything should be all right.

Southampton must love them, tap tap tap. Mane's not a bad player but the rest are bang average. Walk on......
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Post by: bacon sarnie on June 09, 2017, 01:17:12 AM
'In a statement Liverpool claimed “recent media speculation” was the source of “our regret”, which raises the question of why the plug was pulled on this summer’s transfer priority when countless targets who have been mentioned in the media have ended up at Anfield in the past. The evidence that Southampton allegedly have against Liverpool – Van Dijk meeting Jürgen Klopp in Blackpool, text messages from the manager to the player – suggests FSG would be justified in fearing an investigation into its club’s conduct should the Premier League take the complaint further. That could still happen, with the Premier League having written to both clubs to request their version of events. It is also worth noting that Liverpool withdrew their interest in a £60m-rated transfer, one month in the planning, following communication with Southampton earlier in the day.

Liverpool are under a transfer embargo at academy level for the next two years – the second year suspended – having been found guilty of tapping up a 12-year-old schoolboy from Stoke City and offering him and his family inducements.

Five years ago it was Fulham who received an apology from Liverpool after they reported the Anfield club to the Premier League for making an illegal approach to Clint Dempsey. Fulham were particularly aggrieved by a report on FSG’s website that claimed the USA international had joined Brendan Rodgers’ squad. It took a personal apology from Werner to Fulham’s then owner, Mohamed al-Fayed, followed by a letter from Liverpool’s then managing director, Ian Ayre, that stated: “Our club can do better and we pledge that it will”, before officials at Craven Cottage withdrew the complaint.

FSG is said to be concerned at the impact of the Van Dijk approach on Liverpool’s reputation, hence the sudden U-turn. Its dubious record in dealing with other clubs – whether on transfers or seeking to end the collective sale of overseas broadcasting rights – suggests an inability to learn from mistakes is the bigger problem.' Guardian

 :whistle:
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Post by: Macca77 on June 09, 2017, 03:18:06 AM
Never their fault
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Post by: Major Clanger on June 11, 2017, 05:02:51 AM
As usual, Southend News Network deliver the goods:

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/liverpool-complete-signing-of-southampton/
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Post by: Macca77 on June 11, 2017, 05:17:13 AM
VVD will still sign, Southampton are in the wrong here cos they're holding him back, Klopp did nothing wrong
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Post by: Bluedylan on June 11, 2017, 05:26:49 AM
Nah they've missed out there. Soton have a dislike of them and won't want to sell him there, and it would be suicidal of them to pursue him in person. Clubs don't submit grovelling apologies in public unless they're shitting themselves about sanctions/repercussions.
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Post by: School of Science on June 11, 2017, 02:57:58 PM
As usual, Southend News Network deliver the goods:

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/liverpool-complete-signing-of-southampton/

Haha brilliant, enjoyed showing that just now to my kopites mates in the canteen  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Macca77 on June 12, 2017, 11:43:39 PM
The new Nivea advert, deary me!!!
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Post by: Jimmywhack on June 12, 2017, 11:45:22 PM
The new Nivea advert, deary me!!!
Who is in this one?
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Post by: Toffee1 on June 12, 2017, 11:49:32 PM
They all appear in an advert for beauty products but still look like they need a proper bath. I suppose it needs stronger stuff to wash off their level of BS.
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Post by: Macca77 on June 13, 2017, 02:50:24 AM
Who is in this one?

Who isnt! Milner gets in a blue car and is crushed by a huge dinosaur foot, its hilarious.....🖕
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Post by: Toffee1 on June 16, 2017, 02:01:36 PM
Not happy with the our transfer dealings over the last 24 hours.

http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/06/15/liverpool-fans-react-as-everton-seal-two-mega-money-deals-in-24/
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on June 18, 2017, 06:12:53 AM
The Sandro deal is gonna finish off the hardcore Numpties.
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Post by: Tinga on June 19, 2017, 01:48:05 AM
Be gutted if they got Aubameyang..
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Post by: Shogun on June 19, 2017, 01:56:25 AM
Be gutted if they got Aubameyang..

They'll probably just get Shane Long instead
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Post by: Goaljira on June 19, 2017, 04:30:12 AM
https://twitter.com/CuriosidadesPL/status/876551522292826113

Something something #fullkitwankers scorchio
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Post by: ally2 on June 19, 2017, 04:35:44 AM
Disappointed none of them are sporting the socks. The guy on the left looks very important with his iPad and microphone.
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Post by: Ramjam on June 19, 2017, 06:00:24 AM
The captain with the blue armband looks suicidal
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Post by: Confucius on June 21, 2017, 12:43:01 AM
I love how this Salah transfer has unfolded. Roma won't accept any less than 35M. So what do Liverpool do. Pay 4m more. For a good player who has previously struggled in the same league. makes no sense.
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Post by: blueToffee on June 21, 2017, 01:15:39 AM
I love how this Salah transfer has unfolded. Roma won't accept any less than 35M. So what do Liverpool do. Pay 4m more. For a good player who has previously struggled in the same league. makes no sense.

It's possible playing under a different system/manager he could be a better prospect this time around. I suppose the parallel would be de Bruyne.

That said, he didn't impress me first time around. Maybe he's matured since, I've not seen much of him in the interim to say one way or the other.
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Post by: Bluedylan on June 21, 2017, 05:02:36 AM
Salah offers nothing they haven't got already imo, and I would argue that Mane and Coutinho are better than him. If that's their idea of a significant signing to make a difference, then it's not very impressive. I'll be more concerned if they start addressing the gaping, massive weaknesses in the team at CB, LB, GK, DM.
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Post by: GLewis on June 21, 2017, 05:03:44 AM
Salah offers nothing they haven't got already imo, and I would argue that Mane and Coutinho are better than him. If that's their idea of a significant signing to make a difference, then it's not very impressive. I'll be more concerned if they start addressing the gaping, massive weaknesses in the team at CB, LB, GK, DM.

And striker.
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Post by: Ross on June 21, 2017, 05:08:56 AM
Imagine the rage if we tried to sign a player 18 months after he'd turned us down and it took about a month to get it over the line!
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Post by: Danny on June 21, 2017, 06:31:37 AM
Salah offers nothing they haven't got already imo, and I would argue that Mane and Coutinho are better than him. If that's their idea of a significant signing to make a difference, then it's not very impressive. I'll be more concerned if they start addressing the gaping, massive weaknesses in the team at CB, LB, GK, DM.

I think they have badly needed another winger, they've been too narrow and when Mane isn't playing they've not had enough options.

Having said all that they're the exact weaknesses I see in them, I talk to my Liverpool supporting mates about it (not particularly delusional ones) and they tell me that "Henderson has really improved in the last year in that role" or "Can is actually amazing" when he just definitely isn't.

They badly need a CB to play with Matip, an actual LB to give proper balance to the team, keeper is obvious and DM again obvious that they can't rely on Can.

Weird set of fans.
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Post by: van der Meyde on June 21, 2017, 08:34:51 AM
And striker.
They generally dont seem to want to play a traditional striker though. If Salah allows them to continue playing their same style through injuries it's probably a good signing.
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Post by: stirlingblue on June 22, 2017, 02:38:09 PM
Classy as always from their Ex-players

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-legend-calls-virgil-van-10662674
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Post by: Macca77 on June 22, 2017, 02:44:05 PM
Grade A twat him, my kopite mates can't stand him
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Post by: Jimmywhack on June 22, 2017, 04:21:21 PM
Classy as always from their Ex-players

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-legend-calls-virgil-van-10662674
Their fans summed up in an almost parody version of a Liverpool fan
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Post by: Cereal Killer on June 22, 2017, 06:24:37 PM
Classy as always from their Ex-players

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-legend-calls-virgil-van-10662674

On one hand, what a fucking twat, on the other, kinda hope he does strike just Southampton make a formal complaint and they get a nice juicy transfer ban (well we can dream)
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Post by: Ross on June 22, 2017, 08:04:33 PM
Surely with Aldridge being a paid employee of LFC this is the continuation of their illegal recruitment of VVD?
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Post by: Gash on June 22, 2017, 08:56:20 PM
I fucking hate John Aldridge. He's like every bad aspect of kopite fans rolled in to one.
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Post by: Gash on June 22, 2017, 08:56:26 PM
Micky Quinn can fuck off as well.
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Post by: School of Science on June 22, 2017, 11:29:38 PM
How on earth can anyone offer £11m for Moreno ? And Liverpool have the fking nerve to turn it down.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on June 23, 2017, 12:40:39 AM
John Aldridge: Hasbeen Arsehole.
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Post by: Goaljira on June 23, 2017, 03:05:45 AM
https://twitter.com/LFC/status/877978766156476416

The cheesy fucking wave! lolol
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Post by: Confucius on June 23, 2017, 03:11:05 AM
That's pretty cool way of doing it to be fair.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on June 23, 2017, 03:11:33 AM
Dunno a lot about him. He's quick tho so klopp is putting all his eggs in the pace basket
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Post by: Toffee1 on June 23, 2017, 10:49:11 PM
According to the Sky Sports Transfer thingy quoting Marca - Liverfool have had a 100 million Euro bid for Mbappe rejected.
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Post by: WeimaranerBlues on June 25, 2017, 12:30:09 AM
Dunno a lot about him. He's quick tho so klopp is putting all his eggs in the pace basket

must be how he plays fifa 17, like us all
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Post by: Shogun on June 25, 2017, 12:36:29 AM
According to the Sky Sports Transfer thingy quoting Marca - Liverfool have had a 100 million Euro bid for Mbappe rejected.

lul
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Post by: Brownie20 on June 25, 2017, 05:41:40 PM
Surely a bit of common sense would tell you to wait until the squad numbers are announced befor personalising a shirt. Bless em

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-face-criticism-after-roberto-13231556
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on June 26, 2017, 05:17:10 AM
Love how they're calling a shirt with the wrong name and number that's been signed by the work experience lad a "special edition souvenir ".
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Post by: Ross on June 26, 2017, 05:40:23 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1ri5ig.jpg) (https://imgflip.com/i/1ri5ig)
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Post by: Ramjam on June 26, 2017, 06:49:57 AM
According to the Sky Sports Transfer thingy quoting Marca - Liverfool have had a 100 million Euro bid for Mbappe rejected.

Turning into another West Ham
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Post by: 74Blue on June 26, 2017, 07:25:06 PM
I bet none of the soft cunts have even considered the possibility of  maybe discreetly breaking the stitching slightly and returning it as faulty. When they replace the faulty one, you get the right number on it...

...simples!
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Post by: Macca77 on June 27, 2017, 07:56:36 PM
No further action will be taken over the VVD tapping up, so they're in the clear again, what are the odds of them leaving it for a week or two and then going back in for him, i'd say its pretty much nailed on.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on June 27, 2017, 10:01:08 PM
Was at the TFC v New England match on Friday and a feller had on a Liverpool shirt/shorts/ballcap/black slip-ons and no socks in the line-up for beer at halftime. Look dad, said the lad, a Liverpool fan. Yes son, said I, laughing.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on June 29, 2017, 01:19:20 AM
No further action will be taken over the VVD tapping up, so they're in the clear again, what are the odds of them leaving it for a week or two and then going back in for him, i'd say its pretty much nailed on.

RAWK on...


"Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6049 on: June 25, 2017, 01:34:14 PM »
Sat next to Souness at a dinner last night, great tales and a genuinely really nice bloke. Not sure what his sources are but claimed VVD is desperate to join us and work under Klopp."

Great aren't they  :whistle:
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Post by: Toffee1 on June 29, 2017, 01:39:39 AM
RAWK on...


"Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6049 on: June 25, 2017, 01:34:14 PM »
Sat next to Souness at a dinner last night, great tales and a genuinely really nice bloke. Not sure what his sources are but claimed VVD is desperate to join us and work under Klopp."

Great aren't they  :whistle:


Sky must pay crap wages for him to go to Asda for his evening meal - I suspect his sources are Tomato or Barbecue.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on June 29, 2017, 03:24:59 PM
Liverpool target Naby Keita says he is aiming to play "for one of the very big clubs" like Barcelona, Real Madrid or Manchester City. The 22-year-old Red Bull Leipzig midfielder is wanted by the Anfield club. (Manchester Evening News)
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Post by: Macca77 on June 29, 2017, 03:57:19 PM
Liverpool target Naby Keita says he is aiming to play "for one of the very big clubs" like Barcelona, Real Madrid or Manchester City. The 22-year-old Red Bull Leipzig midfielder is wanted by the Anfield club. (Manchester Evening News)

They will all be burning effigy's of him soon
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Post by: Toffee1 on June 29, 2017, 04:32:06 PM
They will all be burning effigy's of him soon

Along with the T-shirts they had printed celebrating his signing.
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Post by: sirblue57 on July 04, 2017, 03:13:03 PM
So.....how are the local knuckle dragging full kit wearing tossers reacting?
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Post by: Macca77 on July 04, 2017, 04:12:22 PM
So.....how are the local knuckle dragging full kit wearing tossers reacting?

We're signing average players who wouldn't got anywhere near their team etc... they're basically shitting themselves
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Post by: Major Clanger on July 04, 2017, 04:26:18 PM
So.....how are the local knuckle dragging full kit wearing tossers reacting?

They're busy telling anyone who'd listen (and everyone who wouldn't) that they're not arsed.
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Post by: Ball8y on July 04, 2017, 11:30:52 PM
The vermin react...
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Post by: Jimmywhack on July 05, 2017, 02:35:29 AM
Can only hope this is a blue on a wind up.... If not, oh my, what an odd bunch

https://twitter.com/LFCOffside/status/882298351030554624
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Post by: Shropshire Blue on July 05, 2017, 03:32:41 AM
Crates and crates of 'Sour Grape Juice' being shipped to Anfield refreshment bars as we speak.
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Post by: Major Clanger on July 05, 2017, 04:06:31 AM
Can only hope this is a blue on a wind up.... If not, oh my, what an odd bunch

https://twitter.com/LFCOffside/status/882298351030554624

It gets better though:

https://twitter.com/Noodlepig/status/882318183578914818

500 million :)

No wonder they've got a waiting list.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on July 05, 2017, 04:08:50 AM
It gets better though:

https://twitter.com/Noodlepig/status/882318183578914818

500 million :)

No wonder they've got a waiting list.
Unreal
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: cantoffee on July 05, 2017, 08:04:19 AM
His maths on hitting redbulls profit is spot on, must be some sort of financial analyst.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bob Sacamano on July 06, 2017, 01:55:54 PM
Micky Quinn is such a relentless troll.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sirblue57 on July 06, 2017, 02:04:38 PM
Micky Quinn is such a relentless troll.

whats the porky dork said now?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bob Sacamano on July 06, 2017, 02:07:30 PM
whats the porky dork said now?

Some kopite just came on the radio giving it loads about their front line and then they proceeded to toss each other off about Everton not getting close to them and Klopps latest "war cry". Turns out the "war cry" was Klopp just saying that they will be better than last season.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sirblue57 on July 06, 2017, 02:10:26 PM
Some kopite just came on the radio giving it loads about their front line and then they proceeded to toss each other off about Everton not getting close to them and Klopps latest "war cry". Turns out the "war cry" was Klopp just saying that they will be better than last season.
they really are a breed apart....like Ebola....diarrhoea etc.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on July 06, 2017, 02:30:22 PM
Micky Quinn is such a relentless troll.
Twat, I think you mean twat
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ridge on July 06, 2017, 11:39:08 PM
https://twitter.com/BryanB_LFC/status/872808719364632576
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on July 10, 2017, 02:14:44 AM
Jay Spearing ,once quite highly rated ,released by Bolton.
Title: We're the bitter ones, right?
Post by: sam of the south on July 10, 2017, 04:20:07 AM
To a man, Liverpool fans are completely lacking in any semblance of humility.

To go full-Keegan, "I WOULD LUV ITTT..!"



http://www.givemesport.com/1096717-liverpool-fans-react-to-richard-keys-tweet-after-wayne-rooney-signs-for-everton?autoplay=on



Title: Re: We're the bitter ones, right?
Post by: Jimmywhack on July 10, 2017, 04:27:35 AM
Fuck em.. Some actually funny comments there tho
Title: Re: We're the bitter ones, right?
Post by: Gash on July 10, 2017, 04:33:41 AM
givemesport is one of the worst click baiting sites on the web.
Title: Re: We're the bitter ones, right?
Post by: sam of the south on July 10, 2017, 04:35:02 AM
Fuck em.. Some actually funny comments there tho

I vaguely smirked at 'gibbon gloves'.

Still a bunch of bells, though.
Title: Re: We're the bitter ones, right?
Post by: Macca77 on July 10, 2017, 04:35:18 AM
Nice one gibbon gloves

 lolol
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on July 10, 2017, 04:40:02 AM
I vaguely smirked at 'gibbon gloves'.

Still a bunch of bells, though.
Yeah that's the one that got me
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Post by: Brownie20 on July 10, 2017, 05:13:28 AM
I know it's bollcks but I've just sent this to a few Liverpool fans I know and called them small time fir not being prepared to pay big fees......and they all bit 😂😂😂😂

http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/09/liverpool-offered-chance-to-sign-james-rodriguez-from-real-madrid-for-66m-6765307/
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Post by: Toffee1 on July 11, 2017, 12:17:13 AM
Their unveiling of Solanke was pretty crap.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ball8y on July 11, 2017, 01:27:02 AM
So Richard Keyes has upset the Guild of Wallpushers eh? No doubt the cult will be sending him bullets in the post
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on July 12, 2017, 12:30:25 AM
https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/884823144837656577

The dads about to arrested for crimes against the sport
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 12, 2017, 02:41:15 PM
A few reds in work are convinced they've got a transfer ban, thats why they havent signed anyone else
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on July 12, 2017, 03:20:41 PM
Selling half season tickets now aren't they.... No sorry membership cards with 11 games on them. Not half season cards... Definitely not half season tickets... Actually think you pay full price there is no discount on any of them... Sorry it's a Thomas Cook package deal that's 295 per game with a hotel, but deffo not a half season ticket that fleeces its fans.... Noooooo definitely not.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on July 12, 2017, 06:28:35 PM
You couldn't make this shit up. Oh, the echo just did.......

"Liverpool target Naby Keita has dropped a big hint that he would like to move to Anfield. The RB Leipzig midfielder liked a mocked-up photo posted on social media showing him in a Reds' kit. (Liverpool Echo)"

not that he was perhaps being polite or anything.......
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shropshire Blue on July 12, 2017, 06:51:55 PM
A few reds in work are convinced they've got a transfer ban, thats why they havent signed anyone else
It's a distinct possibility that there is a shortage of players, particularly the young ones with bags of potential, as we've signed most of them already.  We cannot play all of them when they mature so reassure your red friends some will be available on loan to give them match practice.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on July 12, 2017, 07:02:20 PM
https://twitter.com/TeleFootball/status/884823144837656577

The dads about to arrested for crimes against the sport

This is why I always date my signatures like this: 2017.09.02 (oh, and because I'm a software developer, I cross all those 0s so it's actually 2Ø17.Ø9.Ø2)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sirblue57 on July 13, 2017, 02:27:13 AM
having to support client's at the Tranmere v Liverpool game. guess whose winning due to a penalty?  lolol
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on July 13, 2017, 05:26:06 AM
2 pens ,
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Cods on July 13, 2017, 07:14:54 PM
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/soccer/arsenals-first-appearance-in-sydney-proves-theyre-everything-liverpool-werent-20170711-gx98d1.html

Arsenal's first appearance in Sydney proves they're everything Liverpool weren't.

Shows the gulf in class.  Arsenal were excellent off and on the pitch. Liverpool were a disgrace in both cases.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ball8y on July 15, 2017, 08:08:37 PM
Tranmere Cup
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on July 15, 2017, 08:36:38 PM
Tranmere Cup

They really are like Sacha Baron Cohen playing a football fan.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Goaljira on July 17, 2017, 09:52:48 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/07/17/10/4269D57E00000578-4702762-Liverpool_have_revealed_their_third_kit_for_the_2017_18_season_a-a-16_1500282183914.jpg)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4702762/Liverpool-unveil-orange-kit-2017-18-season.html

However, Liverpool say the design is 'taking inspiration from the original wooden signage of the famous Kop stand.'

You what?

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on July 17, 2017, 10:34:20 PM
£90 for the 'elite ' shirt ?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shropshire Blue on July 17, 2017, 11:19:16 PM
I think they're also going to insist on calling the sport 'soccer' and introduce cheerleaders with big pom poms (that's not a euphemism for something else -  they may have 'those' as well) and sell popcorn off a tray at your seat.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheRam on July 18, 2017, 01:26:51 AM
https://twitter.com/scousehero/status/886996548357324800

Man of the people Klopp here
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on July 18, 2017, 01:30:15 AM
Fair fucks to Sturridge
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on July 18, 2017, 02:07:36 AM
https://twitter.com/scousehero/status/886996548357324800

Man of the people Klopp here

You could see who the true professionals are.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Tinga on July 18, 2017, 07:26:14 AM
Fair fucks to Sturridge

Surprised he didn't injure himself signing that.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on July 19, 2017, 06:56:28 PM
Struggled to draw with Wigan the other night. Playing Arch nemesis Crystal Palace today. Will be glad it's not at Anfield. Still fancy Palace though.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on July 19, 2017, 07:07:01 PM
A Benteke hat-trick would be nice and would send the Liverfool fans into meltdown.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 19, 2017, 11:04:37 PM
Asia Cup finalists 2017
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on July 19, 2017, 11:56:41 PM
Asia Cup finalists 2017

Fully expecting a bus top parade and t-shirts to commemorate if they win.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on July 20, 2017, 02:33:08 PM
Errrrmmmmm (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170720/c7f43f230469098145348dbc8fdaa844.jpg)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bob Sacamano on July 20, 2017, 02:42:40 PM
Right bunch of full kit wankers.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on July 20, 2017, 11:15:10 PM
https://twitter.com/scousehero/status/886996548357324800

Man of the people Klopp here

https://twitter.com/LFC/status/887896289815404547
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on July 20, 2017, 11:15:28 PM
Embarrasing they do it for foreign fans but not home fans...
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheRam on July 20, 2017, 11:24:00 PM
https://twitter.com/LFC/status/887896289815404547

Someone's had a word.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on July 20, 2017, 11:24:32 PM
Someone's had a word.

apparently they always do it abroad...loads of reds saying that the other day. And now fuming seeing this.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 21, 2017, 12:01:15 AM
How is signing autographs for fans class?? Gobshites
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on July 21, 2017, 12:04:42 AM
Class my arse. Surely engaging with fans and signing autographs is the minimum requirement especially when you're representing and promoting the club abroad. Pricks.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on July 21, 2017, 12:36:53 AM
if only they are one of the teams, please be true
Kylian Mbappe: Monaco accuse clubs of making illegal approaches for striker
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40673053
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 21, 2017, 05:41:13 AM
66 mil not enough for Keita 5 mil for Lucas. Good book keeping that.

Nice to see Henderson prostituting the club in his Blackpool kit. Boss, boss, please - the plane!

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: blueToffee on July 21, 2017, 05:43:20 AM
72 million bid for Coutinho from Barca...

They'll do well to keep him after an official bid has been made. Usually it's only a matter of time once that happens.

Maybe that's how they're funding Keita bid.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on July 21, 2017, 05:47:29 AM
Made up if they replace Coutinho with Keita.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jamokachi on July 21, 2017, 10:33:19 AM
Embarrasing they do it for foreign fans but not home fans...

"firefighting"
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on July 21, 2017, 07:30:42 PM
72 million bid for Coutinho from Barca...

They'll do well to keep him after an official bid has been made. Usually it's only a matter of time once that happens.

Maybe that's how they're funding Keita bid.

I hear theyre burning his shirt in anticipation.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on July 21, 2017, 07:35:26 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40679205

A few snippets:

"I'm not surprised that any club is interested in players," he said.

"But we want to make the next step together and for this we need to stay together."

The German added: "It's not that I need it but a few people obviously see that Liverpool have a few good players. So, that's how it is."


 - "a few good players"........ even im willing to admit that's a massive understatement....

Spanish giants Barcelona have reportedly made a bid for Coutinho, but Adam Lallana said he was confident his team-mate would remain at Anfield.

"I think we're going to achieve big things and I'm sure Phil will be part of that," he said of the player who signed from Inter Milan in 2013."

"We're a massive club, we're in the Champions League - OK, we need to qualify - but if we're going to win competitions like that and the Premier League we need to keep hold of players like Philippe."

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 21, 2017, 10:11:32 PM
"Not a selling club..." Klopp

Suarez, Sterling, Torres, Shelvey....
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 22, 2017, 12:58:40 AM
Pffft who in their right mind would swap playing behind a front line of Origi, Ings and occasionally Sturridge for Messi, Neymar and Suarez?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on July 22, 2017, 04:32:08 AM
Imagine the manager of the team you support Telling you to shut up.... Never happen would it....
https://twitter.com/TheMasterBucks/status/888499001137348608
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on July 22, 2017, 05:00:52 AM
Imagine the manager of the team you support Telling you to shut up.... Never happen would it....
https://twitter.com/TheMasterBucks/status/888499001137348608

And you love him more when he does...


What an absolute shocker of a club, fans and manager, owner
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on July 22, 2017, 05:26:40 AM
Looks like they addressed the left back problem!

Our big spending neighbours.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40666486
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 22, 2017, 05:30:06 AM
To be fair, and this is the second time I've stuck up for them today, but that's some real attention to detail by Klopp.

Keeping the crowd quiet like it's real match day conditions might actually help them as the season draws out..
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on July 22, 2017, 05:31:15 AM
Looks like they addressed the left back problem!

Our big spending neighbours.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40666486

What surprised me was theyve sent a player the other way, who i've never heard of for similar money..... such is the premium for some who has made 20 senior appearances for the shite.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on July 22, 2017, 05:32:17 AM
What surprised me was theyve sent a player the other way, who i've never heard of for similar money..... such is the premium for some who has made 20 senior appearances for the shite.

They probably both worth very little so in effect, a swap deal.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Mayor Farnum on July 22, 2017, 02:29:07 PM
Sky have just called the Asia Cup, "The first trophy of the season".
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Brownie20 on July 22, 2017, 06:03:58 PM
Sky have just called the Asia Cup, "The first trophy of the season".

Jesus wept
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: KevtheRat on July 23, 2017, 05:16:32 PM
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40694542
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on July 23, 2017, 05:20:35 PM
I wonder if Aldridge will encourage Coutinho to go on strike to force his move to Barcelona?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on July 23, 2017, 05:40:57 PM
I wonder if Aldridge will encourage Coutinho to go on strike to force his move to Barcelona?
Mate there have been about 1000 blues blocked by him in twitter for tweeting just that question a hahah
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on July 23, 2017, 07:01:34 PM
https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/status/889032487556579328
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on July 23, 2017, 07:31:07 PM
https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/status/889032487556579328

:)

There's even more:

https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/status/889036630581006336
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on July 23, 2017, 10:03:11 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40694542
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 24, 2017, 03:53:50 AM
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/889127045392936960
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 24, 2017, 09:01:25 AM
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/889127045392936960

Six times!!!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ridge on July 25, 2017, 05:49:00 AM
Would fit in just fine

https://twitter.com/GGFN_/status/889533724408369152

https://twitter.com/DieRotenBullen/status/889502502382710784
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 25, 2017, 05:12:50 PM
Sky sports were all over that yesterday, basically saying the tackle was a bit of frustration because hes desperate to leave etc...
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Cereal Killer on July 27, 2017, 03:43:46 PM
Coutinho has agreed personal terms with Barca  :thumbsup:

Wonder if they'll whine about tapping up??
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on July 30, 2017, 12:41:06 AM
No Keita for Klopp & the Kop.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Tinga on July 30, 2017, 09:51:08 PM
Coutinho will be a huge loss for them.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on July 31, 2017, 10:32:45 AM
It's all ok apparently there signing the guy from the halal meat counter, Deli Alli
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on July 31, 2017, 11:42:07 AM
HAHA! That's quite brilliantz.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: gizzblue on July 31, 2017, 04:34:47 PM
Why on earth would Alli sign for the shite who are worse than spurs ?.. ..as for Cuntinho going to Barca .... the taping up irony will be missed by many a Norwegian 😅
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on July 31, 2017, 07:59:01 PM
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/891953752420339714
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: gizzblue on August 01, 2017, 04:46:02 AM
Klopp statement accord to bbc news....snip/.
"If you say he is not available to be sold,
where is the interpretation? "reiterated klopp on Monday.

Oh the fucking irony 😅😅Southampton fans must be pissing themselves.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 01, 2017, 06:21:49 PM
Inter to bid for Mane.

Please, please make it happen.

Heads falling off everywhere.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 01, 2017, 07:46:19 PM
VVD isn't for sale - redshite ignore and still pursue the player

Coutihno isn't for sale so don't you dare try to unsettle the play Barca, we shall report you

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Escla on August 01, 2017, 08:56:34 PM
Just had a look over on the red shite site, they wetting themselves about doing "the double" tonight and winning the "prestigious Audi Cup" against Bayern to go with that other cup they won in China or wherever it was.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on August 01, 2017, 11:46:46 PM
Well, what can I say? Do I need to say anything at all?

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/liverpool-echo-naby-keita-rb-leipzig-ss-nazis-ebola-column-outrage-a7871031.html
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Big Nev on August 01, 2017, 11:57:16 PM
Well, what can I say? Do I need to say anything at all?

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/liverpool-echo-naby-keita-rb-leipzig-ss-nazis-ebola-column-outrage-a7871031.html

Maybe time to ban The Echo from Goodison.  What a rag!!+
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on August 02, 2017, 01:47:42 AM
By the way, I genuinely believe that no subject should be closed to comedy, not even Ebola, but if you do make a joke about Ebola, make sure the the joke isn't about laughing at the victims, cos that makes you a fucking cunt.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 02, 2017, 02:14:48 AM
Great the way they add little digs at Everton as well there isn't it.

Can you imagine their reaction if that story was printed in the sun
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Lincs Toffee on August 02, 2017, 02:21:45 AM
Just had a look over on the red shite site, they wetting themselves about doing "the double" tonight and winning the "prestigious Audi Cup" against Bayern to go with that other cup they won in China or wherever it was.
Beating Bayern 2-0 at half time... they will be getting the parade bus ready soon !
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on August 02, 2017, 02:23:00 AM
Quite fancy Liverpool to be top of the league come December then blow up again
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 02, 2017, 02:33:12 AM
Id like them to just blow up to be honest
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Cozzie on August 02, 2017, 02:35:12 AM
Still goes to show the difference pace makes to a team.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Shogun on August 02, 2017, 02:55:40 AM
It's pre-season, Bayern lost to Inter a few days ago.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 02, 2017, 03:15:07 AM
Unbeaten in pre season, might as well just give them the premier league trophy now eh
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: fubarruk on August 02, 2017, 03:20:47 AM
Sturridge scores, injures himself in process, comes off.  No change this year then..
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 02, 2017, 03:32:24 AM
(https://scontent.flhr2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20604707_1457758317594392_3783917847637770100_n.jpg?oh=2235d76bd360ba44ab877fea90d8cd70&oe=5A32A11B)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on August 02, 2017, 03:35:55 AM
Sturridge scores, injures himself in process, comes off.  No change this year then..

Given that Adam Banana, said him being fit was like signing two players, does he need to have two treatment tables?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: gizzblue on August 02, 2017, 04:08:15 AM
When is the parade ???.... Do they win an audi too?.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170801/5c3561cdaf0861a1644a0abfa699f991.jpg)

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170801/9c1f5f4fa1f87045c81722e9677a166b.jpg)

These in the trophy cabinet at anfield now then 😅😅
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on August 02, 2017, 05:15:59 AM
So my RS mate just text this

Audi - Vorsprung Klopp Technik
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on August 02, 2017, 05:16:50 AM
So my RS mate just text this

Audi - Vorsprung Klopp Technik
I hope you've deleted his number
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 02, 2017, 02:24:50 PM
I hope you've deleted his number


And sent him a turd in the post.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Hannibal Lecter on August 02, 2017, 02:58:38 PM

And sent him a turd in the post.
If he is a ST holder (not likely) then has he already got one.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Tinga on August 02, 2017, 04:20:54 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/liverpool-echo-naby-keita-rb-leipzig-ss-nazis-ebola-column-outrage-a7871031.html
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Post by: Major Clanger on August 02, 2017, 04:24:29 PM
So my RS mate just text this

Audi - Vorsprung Klopp Technik

Improvement Klopp Technology? That doesn't even make any fucking sense.

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Post by: Ross on August 02, 2017, 04:37:53 PM
If they get VVD they'll be a threat for the league this year I think.
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Post by: sam of the south on August 02, 2017, 07:11:13 PM
If they get VVD they'll be a threat for the league this year I think.

I was thinking that 😔

If they got him, Keita, held onto Coutinho, to add to Salah, and Robinson, they could realistically win it 😳


ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGFHHHHHHHHF GGFFF! 😫“
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Post by: Ross on August 02, 2017, 07:29:14 PM
I was thinking that 😔

If they got him, Keita, held onto Coutinho, to add to Salah, and Robinson, they could realistically win it 😳


ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGFHHHHHHHHF GGFFF! 😫“

Fingers crossed the CL takes the wind out of their sails.
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Post by: sam of the south on August 02, 2017, 07:37:20 PM
Fingers crossed the CL takes the wind out of their sails.

Ugh, but we know how they always play above themselves in that, with their deal with the cunting devil shit 😡
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Post by: Macca77 on August 02, 2017, 09:57:20 PM
I was thinking that 😔

If they got him, Keita, held onto Coutinho, to add to Salah, and Robinson, they could realistically win it 😳


ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGFHHHHHHHHF GGFFF! 😫“

Not a chance, City and Chelsea are far stronger, will between those 2, then United, Spurs and shite
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Post by: sam of the south on August 02, 2017, 10:05:34 PM
Not a chance, City and Chelsea are far stronger, will between those 2, then United, Spurs and shite

Desperately hope you are right, Macca 
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Post by: Confucius on August 02, 2017, 11:27:31 PM
Improvement Klopp Technology? That doesn't even make any fucking sense.



Klopp means beat though. So Improvement beats Technology. Still daft tho.
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Post by: Bluenose 91 on August 02, 2017, 11:45:55 PM
Think it will be a similar script to last season for them.

They'll come out flying and be in the mix till around January then slip away.

The style of football that Klopp plays just isn't sustainable over the course of a season without a winter break imo.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 02, 2017, 11:49:29 PM
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/liverpool-echo-naby-keita-rb-leipzig-ss-nazis-ebola-column-outrage-a7871031.html

He needs his ears Bauxite.
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Post by: Escla on August 03, 2017, 12:25:31 AM
The Shite vs Atletico on ITV4 tonight, might be worth a watch .
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Post by: Shogun on August 03, 2017, 12:29:24 AM
They'll be fucked by December again.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 03, 2017, 01:35:28 AM
Their defence is shite, they need more the VVD to sure it up, their keeper is shite, if any of their attacking players get injured then they're fucked
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Post by: Alanvideo on August 03, 2017, 03:38:36 AM
The penalty kings lose on penalties. No victory parade.
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Post by: Escla on August 03, 2017, 03:44:53 AM
The penalty kings lose on penalties. No victory parade.

Hope that bird that is presenting this match is on for our game tomorrow !
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Post by: 74Blue on August 03, 2017, 05:26:27 AM
Klopp means beat though. So Improvement beats Technology. Still daft tho.
No.
Klopp means ranting fucking bellend
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 03, 2017, 02:16:20 PM
Klopp means annoying tramp.
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Post by: Cereal Killer on August 03, 2017, 03:28:47 PM
The penalty kings lose on penalties. No victory parade.

So they didn't achieve the double?!? Cancel the open top bus parade, it's not their season after all
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Post by: Macca77 on August 04, 2017, 05:26:58 PM
So the shite are drawn against the toughest team possible in the champions league play off, within seconds the reds in work are moaning, saying its a conspiracy against them because Uefa don't want 5 English teams in the group stages, now where have we all heard that before eh!!?

Ahahahahahahahhaahahhahaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhahaha!!!!!
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Post by: Jimmywhack on August 04, 2017, 05:40:35 PM
Are Hoffenheim that good?
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Post by: Hannibal Lecter on August 04, 2017, 05:43:08 PM
Are Hoffenheim that good?
One can only hope!
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Post by: Macca77 on August 04, 2017, 05:45:23 PM
Are Hoffenheim that good?

They seem to think so
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Post by: Ball8y on August 04, 2017, 06:43:58 PM
do the vermin have special dispensation to play all their two-leg cup ties away first leg?
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Post by: WeimaranerBlues on August 04, 2017, 11:19:19 PM
Lallana out injured for a few months, couple that with Coutinho fucking off , could turn out quite good
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Post by: Big Nev on August 04, 2017, 11:20:05 PM
More news to keep the Kopites moaning;


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40832122

Lallana crocked
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Post by: Big Nev on August 04, 2017, 11:20:54 PM
Lallana out injured for a few months, couple that with Coutinho fucking off , could turn out quite good

Beat me to it by 43 seconds!!
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Post by: Ross on August 04, 2017, 11:53:56 PM
Just rub some Nivea cream on it..
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 05, 2017, 06:44:26 AM
Coutinho been left out of the squad for their game this weekend
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Post by: Ramjam on August 05, 2017, 07:45:22 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170805/d5d192e74ff248ac5c8efeb5ae0088cb.jpg)
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Post by: Ramjam on August 05, 2017, 07:46:12 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170805/d5d192e74ff248ac5c8efeb5ae0088cb.jpg)

Your typical low life red
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 05, 2017, 11:26:49 PM
Bet all those Liverpool fans at the friendly today are loving the fact they didn't have to travel
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Post by: gizzblue on August 06, 2017, 07:39:53 PM
Cuntinho to Barca looks nailed on 😅😅😅....awww the poor "selling club"
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Post by: Ramjam on August 07, 2017, 06:39:33 PM
Cuntinho to Barca looks nailed on ....awww the poor "selling club"

Feeder club
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Post by: gizzblue on August 07, 2017, 06:40:50 PM
Cuntinho to Barca looks nailed on 😅😅😅....awww the poor "selling club"
Apologies for the honest spelling mistake ......in the above post.
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Post by: Goaljira on August 07, 2017, 08:03:46 PM
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/894542624643842048
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Post by: Macca77 on August 07, 2017, 10:21:58 PM
Reds in work are gutted, hes deffo off, not many players turn Barca down.

They will have loads to spend now and the fans will demand they spend big
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Post by: Jimmywhack on August 07, 2017, 11:26:57 PM
Van dijk transfer request

Who saw that coming eh
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Post by: Macca77 on August 07, 2017, 11:29:59 PM
Van dijk transfer request

Who saw that coming eh

Can you imagine their reaction if we swooped in and got him
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Post by: Jimmywhack on August 07, 2017, 11:43:58 PM
Can you imagine their reaction if we swooped in and got him
Have you read his statement?
He may as well have said I'm going Liverpool
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Post by: Macca77 on August 08, 2017, 12:28:46 AM
Have you read his statement?
He may as well have said I'm going Liverpool

But he wants to win things
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Post by: Alanvideo on August 08, 2017, 01:47:21 AM
Reds in work are gutted, hes deffo off, not many players turn Barca down.

.......................same here ,even though most of the gobshites have never been to a game . They all call him Phil btw.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 08, 2017, 03:32:57 AM
100 mil for 'Phil' 70 mil on VVD - 30 mil to Boston to feed the World Series effort.
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 08, 2017, 09:32:35 PM
Loving some of the comments on the Echo website about Coutinho going to Barca. One says that any ex Liverpool player saying he should go is betray the club and that Liverpool should be the stopping point for World Class players as they are a top, top club (yes, he does mention 5 times)
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Post by: Macca77 on August 08, 2017, 10:53:55 PM
Loving some of the comments on the Echo website about Coutinho going to Barca. One says that any ex Liverpool player saying he should go is betray the club and that Liverpool should be the stopping point for World Class players as they are a top, top club (yes, he does mention 5 times)

Obv the 5 times means the players that have left to join bigger clubs over the last few years, Masherano, Torres, Suarez, Sterling, and now Coutinho

#steppingstone
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 10, 2017, 04:23:45 AM
£90m bid.

Not worth that. No siree.

I hope he puts in a transfer request.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 10, 2017, 01:43:05 PM
Theyre shitting themselves, Juventus want Can as well
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 10, 2017, 02:06:22 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2017/aug/09/liverpool-selling-club-stand-in-coutinho-way-luis-suarez
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Post by: Macca77 on August 10, 2017, 02:35:52 PM
Expect the spirit of shankly to release a statement telling all reds to boycott the Guardian
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Post by: Macca77 on August 10, 2017, 08:10:11 PM
Coutinho is "injured" and a doubt for their game on Saturday

Ahahaha injured, really
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 10, 2017, 10:47:22 PM
Coutinho is "injured" and a doubt for their game on Saturday

Ahahaha injured, really

A bout of kopitus.
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Post by: ally2 on August 11, 2017, 01:10:14 AM
His head's not in the right place
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Post by: Cozzie on August 11, 2017, 01:52:32 AM
A few lads in my whats app group are convinced Barca have made another offer of £75M Plus Luis Suarez.

AS if they would sell Neymar and Suarez in the same window.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on August 11, 2017, 06:22:54 PM
Coutinho hands in transfer request

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Post by: Shogun on August 11, 2017, 06:23:55 PM
Hahahahhahaha
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 11, 2017, 06:27:56 PM
Brilliant stuff Coutinho. Undermine the entire club just before the season starts. What a little magician he is.
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Post by: Ramjam on August 11, 2017, 06:33:10 PM
Sign him up Moshi lad🤣
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Post by: Ross on August 11, 2017, 06:49:19 PM
FSG now have to show their mettle after that statement.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 07:00:56 PM
They tap up VVD and get warned, VVD hands in a transfer request and they laugh and mock Southampton.

Barca declare their interest in Coutinho and they go mad, how dare they, let's complain to UEFA and FIFA and Asda, Aldi, why would he wanna go to them anyway, we're bigger ynwa etc..

Hands in a transfer request - the fucking rat raaaar <burns Coutinho shirt>

The world laughs at them
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Post by: GLewis on August 11, 2017, 07:04:29 PM
Oh dear.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on August 11, 2017, 07:05:42 PM
Any shirts on fire yet?
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 07:09:46 PM
The shite have denied it all, trying their best to paper over the massive deep cracks within

Its fucking fabulous
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 11, 2017, 07:27:19 PM
In the Guardian now, so probably true. Brilliant stuff.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 07:37:14 PM
I like this bit the best

Quote
Later on Friday, a close family member of Coutinho's told Sky Sports News: "Philippe has tried very hard to find an amicable solution to this situation but to no avail.

"He has tremendous love for the club and its fans, but like Steven Gerrard and Luis Suarez have pointed out in the past, Liverpool does not let its players leave on amicable terms."
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Post by: Robioto on August 11, 2017, 07:38:59 PM
The Sky feed:

(http://i.imgur.com/ndPpVOw.png)

Made me smile. It's all quite amusing really Liverpool and their deluded fans living in a dream world when they think they can compete with teams like Barcelona.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 07:39:29 PM
Emre Can is also "unsettled" at the club
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 07:42:13 PM
Southampton fans right now

(https://media.tenor.com/images/af9bc329794fa6666519d4d02ed76b81/tenor.gif)
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Post by: Cozzie on August 11, 2017, 08:22:10 PM
Funny the way he handed in his transfer request about 1 hour after Liverpool said they where not selling him.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 08:35:17 PM
Funny the way he handed in his transfer request about 1 hour after Liverpool said they where not selling him.

It was less than an hour, I reckon he's been sat at home because of "his injury" and was watching Klopps press conference and how he was  saying not for sale, no amount of money,  FSG are behind me 100% etc.. and thought to himself, fuck you, I wanted to do it as nice as possible but no more Mr nice guy, here you cunt, have that!
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Post by: Cozzie on August 11, 2017, 08:36:57 PM
It was less than an hour, I reckon he's been sat at home because of "his injury" and was watching Klopps press conference and how he was  saying not for sale, no amount of money,  FSG are behind me 100% etc.. and thought to himself, fuck you, I wanted to do it as nice as possible but no more Mr nice guy, here you cunt, have that!

He did say that if an "amicable" deal can be done I want to leave, that to me is as good as saying he wants out in the most polite way possible, he probably feels they have made him look like a twat now.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 08:44:07 PM
Check out some of the comments on BBC Sport, superb stuff
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Post by: TheTone on August 11, 2017, 08:50:09 PM
1. Posted by Jamie on
4 hours ago
We are not selling Coutinho. He hasn't said he wants to leave. So a non Story. Do one Barca.

carra or redknapp maybe?
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 08:54:58 PM
Nice little twitter timeline

https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/895970587809648640

https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/895978826714533888

https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/895979163433218050

https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/895995288279805954
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 11, 2017, 09:01:55 PM
£90m bid.

Not worth that. No siree.

I hope he puts in a transfer request.
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Post by: Toffee1 on August 11, 2017, 09:03:28 PM
So the Arsenal game will be a sideshow to the mourning that Sky and their Liverfool biased panels will spend 90% of tonights coverage on
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Post by: Macca77 on August 11, 2017, 09:23:54 PM
Shouldn't mock them really should we, they will come up smelling of roses like they always do.
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Post by: Robioto on August 11, 2017, 09:26:44 PM
My favourite tweet I've seen is a deluded fan saying they can 'just go all out and get Dybala'. Deluded idiots.
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Post by: Tony Clifton on August 11, 2017, 09:30:11 PM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-24-2015/Ql4U-p.gif)
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Post by: Cereal Killer on August 11, 2017, 10:13:42 PM
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/sport/football/819904/Virgil-Van-Dijk-Liverpool-Southampton-John-Aldridge-Premier-League-Transfer-News-Gossip/amp

I hope someone's asked Aldridge when he thinks Coutinho will go on strike
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Post by: Shropshire Blue on August 11, 2017, 11:13:16 PM
He's put in his transfer request in order to move to a big club. I'm sure they will understand that and wish him well?
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Post by: School of Science on August 11, 2017, 11:23:56 PM
Wonder if David James thinks Liverpool have conned their new signings by letting them think Coutinho was staying. Very dishonest of you David if you haven't.
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Post by: ally2 on August 11, 2017, 11:36:06 PM
I'm absolutely loving this!
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Post by: Toffee1 on August 11, 2017, 11:40:41 PM
Phil Thompson on Soccer Saturday, could be an interesting watch.
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Post by: School of Science on August 11, 2017, 11:43:41 PM
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.express.co.uk/sport/football/819904/Virgil-Van-Dijk-Liverpool-Southampton-John-Aldridge-Premier-League-Transfer-News-Gossip/amp

I hope someone's asked Aldridge when he thinks Coutinho will go on strike

Hahaha love it.  lolol
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Post by: School of Science on August 11, 2017, 11:45:18 PM
World's a fucking  powder keg atm, Trump, North Korea and now this...
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Post by: Macca77 on August 12, 2017, 12:05:33 AM
Wonder if David James thinks Liverpool have conned their new signings by letting them think Coutinho was staying. Very dishonest of you David if you haven't.

Hahaha!
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Post by: Toffee1 on August 12, 2017, 03:31:00 AM
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/10983878/philippe-coutinho-tells-liverpool-he-wants-barcelona-move-and-has-jurgen-klopp-issues

So, according to a family member Phil has issues with Jurgen Klopp, the halo that has been placed around Klopp's head by the blinkered media is slipping a little.

Hope this drags out and they get a massive fee on transfer deadline day and then don't have enough time to use it.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 12, 2017, 03:55:57 AM
Klopp is probably the reason why Can wants to leave as well
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Post by: Shogun on August 12, 2017, 04:12:17 AM
Wrong thread!
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 12, 2017, 05:01:36 AM
Where do they (and he) go now?

Barca aren't gonna offer a cent more now Phil has handed in his request.
In reality, Liverpool need the deal to be done asap to stand a fighting chance of getting in adequate replacements however their pride (foolishness) means they'll try to save face and issue more 'strong' statements until they get dry bummed by reality.

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Post by: Macca77 on August 12, 2017, 05:52:55 AM
https://twitter.com/DomLFC/status/895980371229245440
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Post by: Ell Capitan on August 12, 2017, 03:43:12 PM
He's not worth anything like that amount of money. Overhyped because he scores a lot of class goals. Bit like Barkley 3 seasons back where he scored some worldlies but actually performances over the season were not as good as many, particularly more casual observers, made out.
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Post by: Big Nev on August 12, 2017, 04:26:17 PM
If Barca don't come up with the reddies, Liverpool are going to be stuck with one unhappy player and no way of replacing him.
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 12, 2017, 04:29:33 PM
If Barca don't come up with the reddies, Liverpool are going to be stuck with one unhappy player and no way of replacing him.

Nah he'll just get on with it and leave next summer instead
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Post by: Ross on August 12, 2017, 04:38:12 PM
Nah he'll just get on with it and leave next summer instead

Will they be back next summer? I reckon they'll want to fill Neymar's position this summer whether it's Coutinho or whoever.

Can't see them waiting round for him for twelve months.
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Post by: School of Science on August 12, 2017, 04:41:12 PM
He's not worth anything like that amount of money. Overhyped because he scores a lot of class goals. Bit like Barkley 3 seasons back where he scored some worldlies but actually performances over the season were not as good as many, particularly more casual observers, made out.

The only reason the transfer fee for him has gone insane is Barcelona are desperate and everyone knows They have £200m loose change in their arse pocket.
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 12, 2017, 04:46:48 PM
Will they be back next summer? I reckon they'll want to fill Neymar's position this summer whether it's Coutinho or whoever.

Can't see them waiting round for him for twelve months.

Was listening to a Spanish journo who said Dembele is the Neymar replacement and they see Coutinho as the heir to Iniesta. Although there have also been links with Eriksen now, so you could be right that they wouldn't be prepared to wait a season.
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Post by: Ross on August 12, 2017, 05:09:23 PM
Was listening to a Spanish journo who said Dembele is the Neymar replacement and they see Coutinho as the heir to Iniesta. Although there have also been links with Eriksen now, so you could be right that they wouldn't be prepared to wait a season.

Yeah that all sounds very plausible. Reckon Coutinho will be seeing this as his one chance of Barca and if they refuse him this move where's he got to go to next summer?

The timing couldn't have been better obviously after a summer of the likes of Aldridge and Thompson talking about VVD and how he should force through his move to a "big club".

John Lennon wrote a song about it.
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Post by: Ramjam on August 12, 2017, 06:39:49 PM
1-0 Watford yesssssss
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Post by: Cods on August 12, 2017, 07:06:21 PM
2-1 Watford.
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Post by: BlueBeagle on August 12, 2017, 08:34:14 PM
Love to see an oppo manager give Klopp a dig when he's jumping around on the touchline pulling those fucking daft faces that make him look like a constipated ape.

Twat.
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Post by: Ramjam on August 12, 2017, 08:37:33 PM
Love to see an oppo manager give Klopp a dig when he's jumping around on the touchline pulling those fucking daft faces that make him look like a constipated ape.

Twat.

It's all ok mate his team has made him look like a twat all by themselves
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Post by: TheTone on August 13, 2017, 12:32:11 AM
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/800/cpsprodpb/119A5/production/_97310127_coutinh-fan-rex.jpg)
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Post by: BlueBeagle on August 13, 2017, 12:42:29 AM
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/800/cpsprodpb/119A5/production/_97310127_coutinh-fan-rex.jpg)

I'd bet a tenner on him having the home shorts and socks on too
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Post by: Ross on August 13, 2017, 12:47:12 AM
(http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/800/cpsprodpb/119A5/production/_97310127_coutinh-fan-rex.jpg)

Spelt please wrong and then instead of giving up he's bodged it and managed to make himself look an even bigger tit than just a sad tit with a shitty home made sign.

#classickopite
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 13, 2017, 03:03:23 AM
They deserve Phil and Klopp don't they the fuckin deluded bellends.
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Post by: Tony Clifton on August 13, 2017, 05:07:02 AM
I'd bet a tenner on him having the home shorts and socks on too

Yep, and I hope his return flight ticket fell out of his sock never to be seen again.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 13, 2017, 05:30:42 AM
Kloop chats utter shit.
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Post by: Ramjam on August 13, 2017, 07:37:46 AM
As if a sign like that is going to make a Barca bound player want to stay there. And on a side note I think that Salah bloke that they are raving about is quite shit, he should have had a HT today but couldn't handle the pressure
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 13, 2017, 03:22:29 PM
Why do pundits refer to Salah as their record signing?
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Post by: BlueNoseMike on August 13, 2017, 03:39:12 PM
Why do pundits refer to Salah as their record signing?

I'm putting my neck on the line here with a crazy, out there guess but maybe it's because he is
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 13, 2017, 03:48:37 PM
As if a sign like that is going to make a Barca bound player want to stay there. And on a side note I think that Salah bloke that they are raving about is quite shit, he should have had a HT today but couldn't handle the pressure

He'll score a shitload. A lot of those chances were created by his movement and pace.
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Post by: Ramjam on August 13, 2017, 03:51:07 PM
He'll score a shitload. A lot of those chances were created by his movement and pace.

He may very well score loads but I think he will miss loads as well
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 13, 2017, 04:03:14 PM
I'm putting my neck on the line here with a crazy, out there guess but maybe it's because he is

Wasn't he 34 and Carroll 35?
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Post by: Toffee1 on August 13, 2017, 04:30:25 PM
Wasn't he 34 and Carroll 35?

£36.9 million and rising according to this article.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jun/22/liverpool-transfer-deal-mohamed-salah-roma
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Post by: Macca77 on August 13, 2017, 06:15:21 PM
They have removed all of the Coutinho displays in their club shop windows
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Post by: Audrey Horne on August 13, 2017, 06:21:10 PM
https://twitter.com/elljit/status/896345899160535041
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Post by: Tinga on August 13, 2017, 06:23:57 PM
little favela dwelling hound wouldn't exist if it wasn't for us

will be once that slum dog has both his ankles snapped into pieces

I believe somebody has been crying into their Liverpool pillow.  lolol lolol
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 13, 2017, 06:38:33 PM
little favela dwelling hound wouldn't exist if it wasn't for us

will be once that slum dog has both his ankles snapped into pieces

I believe somebody has been crying into their Liverpool pillow.  lolol lolol

He's middle class and from a wealthy, educated family. Be surprised if he's seen a favella in his life.
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Post by: Tinga on August 13, 2017, 06:39:20 PM
He's middle class and from a wealthy, educated family. Be surprised if he's seen a favella in his life.

Probably has when he closed his curtains to get rid of that view. Out of sight out of mind.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 14, 2017, 01:07:56 AM
https://twitter.com/elljit/status/896345899160535041

Obviously not from St Helens as he'd be trying to burn it.
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Post by: Audrey Horne on August 14, 2017, 02:23:03 AM
https://twitter.com/piesportsbooze/status/896367269374283777
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Post by: Ramjam on August 15, 2017, 03:11:25 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170814/9583418b189fc20b2be6d5d7de786ed3.jpg)

Next please
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Post by: Ramjam on August 15, 2017, 03:42:51 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170815/b48dc5975dd1551936c494bae9727909.jpg)
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Post by: Bluedylan on August 15, 2017, 04:35:53 PM
If Hoffenheim get a result tonight, this lot are edging quite close to a meltdown with the same old problems at the weekend, combined with the lack of signings and the Coutinho stuff.
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 15, 2017, 04:47:37 PM
And if they don't get VVD....
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Post by: Ramjam on August 15, 2017, 04:57:43 PM
And if they don't get VVD....

VVD now linked to Chelsea
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Post by: Tinga on August 15, 2017, 06:17:30 PM
If Hoffenheim get a result tonight, this lot are edging quite close to a meltdown with the same old problems at the weekend, combined with the lack of signings and the Coutinho stuff.

It's what I live for. Love a good kopite meltdown.
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Post by: Ramjam on August 15, 2017, 06:22:42 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170815/be5e22a0c763624261779e1ea5b88082.jpg)
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Post by: TheTone on August 15, 2017, 08:39:57 PM
behave, these are going through in the 2nd leg no matter what happens tonight, example, lose 3 nil tonight, win 4-0 at analfield
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 15, 2017, 08:51:54 PM
behave, these are going through in the 2nd leg no matter what happens tonight, example, lose 3 nil tonight, win 4-0 at analfield

The pact has to end sometime.........
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Post by: Macca77 on August 15, 2017, 08:55:06 PM
Can see it now, BT Sport has every camera possible focused on the Kop while they play that fucking song, "remember Istanbul, and Dortmund last year" the commentators will say blah blah blah...

Makes me fucking sick just thinking about it
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 15, 2017, 11:10:17 PM
And along came Julian....

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/15/hoffenheim-julian-nagelsmann-liverpool-champions-league
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 15, 2017, 11:46:52 PM
And along came Julian....

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/aug/15/hoffenheim-julian-nagelsmann-liverpool-champions-league

Koeman'a potential replacement in two years?
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 16, 2017, 12:00:59 AM
Koeman'a potential replacement in two years?

Was thinking that as I read it. Great (or daft) minds mate. Get him on board...... :whistle:
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Post by: Ramjam on August 16, 2017, 03:42:43 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170815/7e369efc47e7e892838e8b6369d40179.jpg)

There you go guys full kit wanker complete with shin pads 🤣🤣
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Post by: Ridge on August 16, 2017, 03:59:11 AM
https://twitter.com/_Simps/status/792278937560879104
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 16, 2017, 05:37:04 AM
With luck like that its deffo their year.
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Post by: gizzblue on August 16, 2017, 10:06:50 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170816/bd8d8a1df150289cf8e22bbc71abe3e0.jpg)

Just been sent this by my ladd. ...😅😅😅😅ffs talk about premature and rose tinted glasses .

Just to add has not a kopite and pissed himself.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on August 16, 2017, 10:11:09 PM
You've gotta love em
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 17, 2017, 12:50:02 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170816/bd8d8a1df150289cf8e22bbc71abe3e0.jpg)

Just been sent this by my ladd. ...😅😅😅😅ffs talk about premature and rose tinted glasses .

Just to add has not a kopite and pissed himself.


You mean that's not a parody account?
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Post by: gizzblue on August 17, 2017, 02:18:33 AM
I honestly don't think so 😅😅.
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 17, 2017, 02:58:24 AM
I honestly don't think so 😅😅.

Jesus fucking wept
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 17, 2017, 04:25:21 AM
I'm really offended by that comparison.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on August 17, 2017, 04:54:52 AM
Liverpools defence is shite. It will be their undoing if they don't sign some decent CBs.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on August 17, 2017, 05:03:38 AM
Liverpools defence is shite. It will be their undoing if they don't sign some decent CBs.
It's never just been their centre backs tho

They have no defensive cover in front of them.

Henderson is classed as dm cos he drops deep to pick the ball up but he isn't a dm, same as Gerrard before him.

Wijnaldum, Can, lallana all decent going forward but shite defensively

Only one who could was lucas
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Post by: Macca77 on August 17, 2017, 05:10:51 AM
Sakho is their only hope

Haha haha
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 17, 2017, 05:08:53 PM
Talk about delusion and overuse of hyperbole

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fans-blame-liverpool-transfer-situation-13485407

My nan  could have saved the penalty and she's been dead for 6 years and Milner's goal was luck.
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Post by: Ramjam on August 17, 2017, 05:38:10 PM
Where's the petrol, where's the fuckin petrol I say.

Anyone got a light
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Post by: Jamokachi on August 17, 2017, 05:39:58 PM
It's never just been their centre backs tho

They have no defensive cover in front of them.

Henderson is classed as dm cos he drops deep to pick the ball up but he isn't a dm, same as Gerrard before him.

Wijnaldum, Can, lallana all decent going forward but shite defensively

Only one who could was lucas

Do you know who made the most tackles for Liverpool last year? Firmino. Says everything about their midfield.
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Post by: Escla on August 17, 2017, 07:02:21 PM
Talk about delusion and overuse of hyperbole

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/fans-blame-liverpool-transfer-situation-13485407

My nan  could have saved the penalty and she's been dead for 6 years and Milner's goal was luck.

Just love some of those comments "we build a carport/new stand, Everton build a new stadium" lolol
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 17, 2017, 07:21:09 PM
Just love some of those comments "we build a carport/new stand, Everton build a new stadium" lolol

Meltdown city there
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Post by: Macca77 on August 17, 2017, 07:28:42 PM
They're not a happy bunch are they, its the Yanks fault though, you know the Yanks who saved them from the other Yanks who almost bankrupted them, the Yanks who have spent millions on players and a  paid for brand new shed

Its all their fault!

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Post by: Escla on August 17, 2017, 07:37:45 PM
Lot of Gylfi envy going on over on their Forums too.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 17, 2017, 08:12:17 PM
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/898170086829240320
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Post by: themilkycoffees on August 17, 2017, 10:02:38 PM
None of our players would get into their team, though. Not Pickford, Keane or Sigurdsson.

Let them carry on pretending "Bobby" Firmino is world class...
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Post by: Macca77 on August 18, 2017, 07:26:53 PM
Adrian Durham was spot on for change yesterday when he was talking about Coutinho and Klopp, they havent spoke since he handed the transfer request in, basically said the back injury is a load of nonsense and its about time somebody at the club told the truth about whats going on, its obvious they've got financial restraints
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Post by: Ross on August 18, 2017, 10:02:29 PM
Takes big balls to turn down that offer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40979106
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Post by: blueToffee on August 18, 2017, 10:12:12 PM
Takes big balls to turn down that offer.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40979106

That's nuts. I know the market is inflated, but they could do so much better with that money.
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Post by: Gash on August 18, 2017, 10:44:28 PM
Excellent, the longer it drags on with a disgruntled player the better.
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Post by: Ross on August 18, 2017, 10:52:55 PM
That's nuts. I know the market is inflated, but they could do so much better with that money.

Very interesting to watch it play out though.

FSG clearly don't want to be bullied but they know it's a ridiculous price now, however they've made a bold statement early on that he won't be sold and they could leave themselves open to possibly looking weak. Coutinho probably sees it as his one big chance and won't be happy to miss out and you've got to factor in the disharmony that could cause. You'd imagine any fan with half a brain can surely see it's a great deal and gives them just enough time to bring in at least two big players in more important areas but theyre such a deluded bunch it'll never be acceptable in most eyes.

Klopp should surely get the final say here I'd have thought. He's the one who could convince the fans it's to good to turn down and if they've done their scouting right they could come out of it far better off, but he's already distanced himself from the decision and dropped it firmly at FSG's door.

Think they'll need to organise a march over this.
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Post by: 74Blue on August 18, 2017, 10:53:26 PM
Really want Barcelona to just walk away now and leave them with a proper pissed off player who wasn't able to leave when he wanted to and upsets the whole dressing room.
Now that would be poetic justice.
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Post by: Confucius on August 19, 2017, 03:25:47 AM
Will be sold for about 80M on deadline day
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 19, 2017, 03:45:13 AM
They should accept that.
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Post by: gizzblue on August 19, 2017, 04:22:35 AM
Cuntinho isnt the type to just suck it up and carry on ....he will strike before he plays for the shite again i rekon.....Oh Johny Aldo your mussings bite you in the arse again .😅😅.
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Post by: Ramjam on August 19, 2017, 04:41:07 AM
Joey Barton has just said that Klopp is nothing more than a big German cheer leader 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Post by: blueToffee on August 19, 2017, 04:43:43 AM
I don't often do it, but went on RAWK to see what the general opinion was on there. I figured some would be tempted, the story seems to be though Barca have set most of the money above 80 into silly hard to reach add ons.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHiRojPXsAAx1Ca?format=jpg&name=large)

Based on that, I'd not go for it either. They got all the Neymar cash straight up, I would hold out for the full 80 up front at least and get better add ons.
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Post by: BlueBeagle on August 20, 2017, 01:46:34 AM
I don't often do it, but went on RAWK to see what the general opinion was on there. I figured some would be tempted, the story seems to be though Barca have set most of the money above 80 into silly hard to reach add ons.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHiRojPXsAAx1Ca?format=jpg&name=large)

Based on that, I'd not go for it either. They got all the Neymar cash straight up, I would hold out for the full 80 up front at least and get better add ons.

As if any meff on RAWK knows the intricate details of a transfer
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Post by: blueToffee on August 20, 2017, 01:52:35 AM
As if any meff on RAWK knows the intricate details of a transfer

Agreed, was being reported elsewhere too though. It wouldn't be surprising if someone leaked it.

It would be odd for Liverpool to turn down 114 mil otherwise, this does make some sense.
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Post by: sam of the south on August 20, 2017, 06:03:24 AM
Danny Murphy has the face and the demeanour of a snake.
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Post by: Major Clanger on August 20, 2017, 06:08:28 AM
Danny Murphy has the face and the demeanour of a snake.

...except for its occasional warmth. :)
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Post by: sam of the south on August 20, 2017, 06:20:54 AM
...except for its occasional warmth. :)

Haha, Lineker just had him on toast!

Earlier Murphy had arrogantly bleated on about Mahrez having to move because "he's outgrown Leicester" and deserves to be playing CL.

He then aggressively tried to get Lineker to admit that he agrees, and when Lineker suggested they could fall out, he then said "could we?" like some brave chav at closing time.

Well, after the shite highlights Lineker asked Murphy if he thinks that Coutinho has outgrown LFC ☺️
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Post by: sirblue57 on August 20, 2017, 02:30:17 PM
Haha, Lineker just had him on toast!

Earlier Murphy had arrogantly bleated on about Mahrez having to move because "he's outgrown Leicester" and deserves to be playing CL.

He then aggressively tried to get Lineker to admit that he agrees, and when Lineker suggested they could fall out, he then said "could we?" like some brave chav at closing time.

Well, after the shite highlights Lineker asked Murphy if he thinks that Coutinho has outgrown LFC ☺️

 :hail: lolol


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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 23, 2017, 01:06:21 AM
Will be sold for about 80M on deadline day

Hopefully to Newcastle.
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Post by: sam of the south on August 23, 2017, 05:06:39 PM
I was working with my RS mate yesterday, and mentioning our draw with City he genuinely said, with no hint of humility "great result for Liverpool, that"

He actually thinks that they are on City's level, and after two games he has decided they are unquestionably mounting a title challenge.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 23, 2017, 05:42:03 PM
I was working with my RS mate yesterday, and mentioning our draw with City he genuinely said, with no hint of humility "great result for Liverpool, that"

He actually thinks that they are on City's level, and after two games he has decided they are unquestionably mounting a title challenge.

Footy dads said the same to me last night, they want us to do them a favour on at Chelsea on Sunday
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Post by: stirlingblue on August 23, 2017, 06:39:22 PM
Haha, Lineker just had him on toast!

Earlier Murphy had arrogantly bleated on about Mahrez having to move because "he's outgrown Leicester" and deserves to be playing CL.

He then aggressively tried to get Lineker to admit that he agrees, and when Lineker suggested they could fall out, he then said "could we?" like some brave chav at closing time.

Well, after the shite highlights Lineker asked Murphy if he thinks that Coutinho has outgrown LFC ☺️

I watched it on iPlayer and I swear they've cut this part out!
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Post by: sam of the south on August 23, 2017, 07:26:49 PM
I watched it on iPlayer and I swear they've cut this part out!

I'm not surprised, because it was awkward, unprofessional, and made Murphy look a right cunt in multiple senses.
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Post by: sam of the south on August 23, 2017, 07:30:11 PM
Footy dads said the same to me last night, they want us to do them a favour on at Chelsea on Sunday

Fucking unreal isn't it.

Even when we'd won the league at a canter in 85, I still wasn't anywhere near as confident as this in 86, and certainly not in 87 after we'd been runner-up in both the previous year and lost Lineker.

In fact in 87, I was as uncertain as I am these days going into matches!

It just proves, generally, that we are too pessimistic and humble, and they are overly optimistic and arrogant.

I guess that's why the impressions of Evertonianians are overly pragmatic, worriers that moan in a resigned manner in our nervy quiet old ground, whilst that lot conjure images of badge man, and full kit wankers, singing inane songs and funeral dirges as they bleat on about 'this is our year' and get frothy at the mouth about injustices towards their racist and nobend players.
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Post by: Gash on August 23, 2017, 08:30:36 PM
Danny Murphy on SSN saying he can understand Coutinho wantimg to move to Barcelona then says "I wouldn't want to move from Liverpool to Barcelona. Red tinted goggles there. lolol
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Post by: gizzblue on August 23, 2017, 09:47:12 PM
Hahaha Sky using the Klopp and Cuntinho video with Rick Astleys 'never gonna give you up' ....fucking priceless ...red shites whinging up and down the country ......Norway obvs
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Post by: Alanvideo on August 24, 2017, 02:56:35 AM

It just proves, generally, that we are too pessimistic and humble, and they are overly optimistic and arrogant.
I guess that's why the impressions of Evertonianians are overly pragmatic, worriers that moan in a resigned manner in our nervy quiet old ground, whilst that lot conjure images of badge man, and full kit wankers, singing inane songs and funeral dirges as they bleat on about 'this is our year' and get frothy at the mouth about injustices towards their racist and nobend players.
..............have a quick look on RAWK. They constantly moan about the lack of atmosphere ,a few lads valiantly trying to get songs going and thousands of local lads apparently stood outside Anfield unable to get in. The ground is full of tourists who don't know the words. Brings a tear to the eyes   lolol
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Post by: Cereal Killer on August 24, 2017, 04:53:23 AM
I assume by the back slapping and rousing comments that they've won the Champions League already? When's the open top bus tour??
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Post by: 74Blue on August 24, 2017, 03:14:43 PM
Danny Murphy on SSN saying he can understand Coutinho wantimg to move to Barcelona then says "I wouldn't want to move from Liverpool to Barcelona. Red tinted goggles there. lolol

Danny Murphy probably would have turned down a move from the shite to Barcelona though to be fair. He has enough problems trying to master his fucking mother tongue. Imagine that bell end trying to learn Spanish.
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Post by: Toffee1 on August 24, 2017, 03:24:18 PM
Danny Murphy probably would have turned down a move from the shite to Barcelona though to be fair. He has enough problems trying to master his fucking mother tongue. Imagine that bell end trying to learn Spanish.

To be fair to him, moving to Barca and learning Spanish would have messed him up as learning the lines to play Golum in the Lord of the Rings trilogy must have been really hard for him, especially as there was no where in the script for him to use his favourite words of 'Stevie is a good lad'.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on August 24, 2017, 03:25:14 PM
Didn't Danny Murphy leave Liverpool for Spurs?
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Post by: Toffee1 on August 24, 2017, 03:32:25 PM
Didn't Danny Murphy leave Liverpool for Spurs?

Went to Charlton and then to Spurs.
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Post by: 74Blue on August 24, 2017, 06:07:01 PM
Went to Charlton and then to Spurs.
Which tells you how much of a bellend he actually is. To even suggest that you would turn down an opportunity to play for Barcelona, yet would willingly sign for Charlton Athletic indicates that you are not quite the full shilling. I think that our friend Mr Murphy fell out of the gene pool, landed at the back of the queue when God was handing out brains and spent his formative years being the wanker at the back of the class.
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Post by: Ross on August 24, 2017, 07:00:36 PM
Would'nt surprise me if Barca had some kind of injunction out preventing the use of their name. and Danny Murphy in the same sentence.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on August 24, 2017, 09:26:53 PM
To be fair to him, moving to Barca and learning Spanish would have messed him up as learning the lines to play Golum in the Lord of the Rings trilogy must have been really hard for him, especially as there was no where in the script for him to use his favourite words of 'Stevie is a good lad'.

JonJo Shelvey, Dirk Kuyt, Martin Skrtel & Sammy Lee would be in for a shot at the part alongside Murphy.
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Post by: ally2 on August 25, 2017, 12:28:49 AM
So funny when he Rafa decided he was shit. But Murphy still had his Stevie G stories to tell. What a ledge.
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Post by: BlueBeagle on August 25, 2017, 12:44:43 AM
Couldn't have had an easier draw if they planned it :wanker:
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Post by: School of Science on August 25, 2017, 01:23:57 AM
Couldn't have had an easier draw if they planned it :wanker:

Amazingly surprised here  ::) hope the cheating cunt who pulled their " hot ball " out of the bucket, got third degree burns on their hand.
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Post by: School of Science on August 25, 2017, 04:58:12 PM
Man picks up his new car and salesman says " your car is so hi-tech you just have to speak to the radio and it and it plays what it's told ". Guy thinks I'll give it a bash " Beatles " he shouts at the radio and " A hard days night " plays.

 "Rolling Stones " he shouts and " Brown Sugar " plays.

A few days later he's out driving when he gets cut up at a roundabout, " Fuckin Wankers " he shouts and the radio starts " When u walk through a storm hold your head up high " !....
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 27, 2017, 03:54:06 PM
Roasted.

https://instagram.com/p/BYSlyVAgpR7/
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Post by: Alanvideo on August 27, 2017, 05:57:45 PM
Roasted.

https://instagram.com/p/BYSlyVAgpR7/
................I'm amazed that a grown man would ponce about in full kit ( when not on a football field )
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 27, 2017, 08:34:01 PM
................I'm amazed that a grown man would ponce about in full kit ( when not on a football field )

Got to be Special Needs
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on August 29, 2017, 12:40:07 AM
Not laughing at the bastards at the moment.........hic, burp, fart.
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Post by: gizzblue on August 29, 2017, 03:27:28 AM
Thought I would share this for you to send to the lovable reds near you ....(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170828/7912dd06edffce68640f17a9b6b3dfce.jpg)

It's an actual app too 😅😅
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Post by: Audrey Horne on August 29, 2017, 08:52:37 PM
 :Lennon:

https://twitter.com/Klopp1892/status/902499439574745089
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 29, 2017, 10:42:57 PM
Oh dear

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/naby-keita-sign-liverpool-bet-13545942#ICID=FB-Liv-main
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on August 29, 2017, 11:11:24 PM
Oh dear

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/naby-keita-sign-liverpool-bet-13545942#ICID=FB-Liv-main
Always read the small print
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Post by: Major Clanger on August 29, 2017, 11:28:14 PM
Oh dear

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/naby-keita-sign-liverpool-bet-13545942#ICID=FB-Liv-main

Quote
“We are working class people who like a bet. How can they deny us our winnings?

You mean apart from the fact that the outcome you've put your money on hasn't materialised, so there are no winnings to speak of?

I do feel a bit sorry for them but fuck me, that's some top notch always-the-victimery.
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Post by: Macca77 on August 29, 2017, 11:42:51 PM
Why the fuck did the echo even print that shite, fuck off sad twats
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Post by: 74Blue on August 29, 2017, 11:46:06 PM
Oh dear

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/naby-keita-sign-liverpool-bet-13545942#ICID=FB-Liv-main
Builders you say? I thought kopites were much more adept at knocking walls down than building them.

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Post by: gizzblue on August 29, 2017, 11:54:58 PM
Hahahahahaha defeatist hahahaha ....hes not exactly lovable though.
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Post by: stirlingblue on August 31, 2017, 02:03:09 AM
Who the fuck says the phrase 'We are working class people...'
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Post by: Brownie20 on August 31, 2017, 02:37:57 AM
Who the fuck says the phrase 'We are working class people...'

Wankers?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Audrey Horne on August 31, 2017, 03:30:44 AM
Who the fuck says the phrase 'We are working class people...'

Victims?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bob Sacamano on August 31, 2017, 04:23:32 AM
https://twitter.com/carl_m79/status/902864215060381696
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Post by: Macca77 on August 31, 2017, 05:22:58 AM
Carragher has said he spoke to OX when he was at Southampton and tried to persuade him to join the shite, Le Tiss has had a little go saying tapping up as usual
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Post by: Ridge on August 31, 2017, 07:23:10 PM
https://twitter.com/BerglundViktor/status/903188277460705281
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Post by: Macca77 on August 31, 2017, 08:50:43 PM
https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/903186358730199040
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Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 02, 2017, 06:33:21 AM
not sure i should post this.. but oh wells its the internet...

if you laugh your evil :p


Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on September 02, 2017, 06:30:08 PM
Klopp at the end of July.

Quote
"If you say he is not available to be sold, where is the interpretation?" Klopp reiterated on Monday.

"The word 'not' means there is no interpretation. There is nothing new."

Liverpool at the end of August.

Quote
"Liverpool were asking for 200m and logically we didn't accept that," said Barcelona director Albert Soler.

"We thank the player for the efforts he made, because he did make a big effort and showed he wanted to play for us."

He added: "But the situation ended as it ended and there is nothing else we can do."

So he was for sale then.
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Post by: Toffee1 on September 04, 2017, 11:58:42 PM
What a pile of excrement this article is - yes Funes Mori's attempt of a tackle was bad but it has taken this individual a year and half to write this garbage, get over it!

https://www.anfieldhq.com/divock-origi-has-been-unable-to-kick-on-at-liverpool-ever-since-he-was-stretchered-off-against-everton-in-april-2016/

Also the image of Flopp in the top right hand corner is a bit dodgy.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: 74Blue on September 06, 2017, 09:09:58 PM
Today marks the 10,000 day anniversary of the Red Shite's last league title.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on September 06, 2017, 09:42:16 PM
Today marks the 10,000 day anniversary of the Red Shite's last league title.

For once a landmark date that they won't be so eager to celebrate.
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Post by: 74Blue on September 06, 2017, 10:32:10 PM
For once a landmark date that they won't be so eager to celebrate.
I am. I've had great pleasure in reminding all of the gobshites in work.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on September 08, 2017, 12:39:38 AM
Who the fuck says the phrase 'We are working class people...'

Ricky Tomlinson, Robert Tressell, John Lennon. Who the fuck does he think he is?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 09, 2017, 12:07:25 PM
 Gobshite : https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/sep/08/philippe-coutinho-out-liverpool-squad-manchester-city


 :whistle:


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Post by: Shogun on September 09, 2017, 05:51:41 PM
Genuinely can't believe they paid that much for Oxlade-Chamberlain.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: fubarruk on September 09, 2017, 06:26:42 PM
That twat on Soccer Saturday just compared Wjnaldum to Zidane, then tried to laugh it off when the rest of the studio clearly gave him a 'look', they never cease to amaze me...
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Post by: gizzblue on September 09, 2017, 06:28:43 PM
That twat on Soccer Saturday just compared Wjnaldum to Zidane, then tried to laugh it off when the rest of the studio clearly gave him a 'look', they never cease to amaze me...
And there's me thinking it was Sky always up the red shites shitter .😅
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 09, 2017, 07:15:24 PM
That twat on Soccer Saturday just compared Wjnaldum to Zidane, then tried to laugh it off when the rest of the studio clearly gave him a 'look', they never cease to amaze me...

Who, Thompson?
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Post by: Brownie20 on September 09, 2017, 07:26:30 PM
Justice For Mane shirts being printed as we speak
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 09, 2017, 07:29:22 PM
Imagine the fume.
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Post by: sam of the south on September 09, 2017, 07:33:09 PM
Haha, Carragher is nearly crying... imagine Thompson right now 😳
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Post by: Toffee1 on September 09, 2017, 07:58:43 PM
Haha, Carragher is nearly crying... imagine Thompson right now 😳

I'm sure his nose will be able to handle the smelling salts when required.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 09, 2017, 07:59:48 PM
Our new-ish neighbours are all reds, proper TV ones, there's two girls one lad, all mates. One of the girls got herself a new boyfriend, looks like a spoof cop out of a Foo Fighters vid, they share the same Liverpool top, it myst be about a large boys/small mens, she's about 5' and he's about 6' 2". He looks a total twat. I'm gonna have to get a pic for the forum.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: irishtoffee on September 09, 2017, 08:52:16 PM
https://twitter.com/gmpmiddleton/status/906510190056534016
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Post by: irishtoffee on September 09, 2017, 08:53:05 PM
https://twitter.com/gmpmiddleton/status/906514127958487041
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Post by: gizzblue on September 09, 2017, 08:59:11 PM
It's a red all day ....if it was on pickford id want red ...as would any fucking supporter seeing their keeper kicked in the face .
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Post by: bacon sarnie on September 09, 2017, 09:45:36 PM
“I don’t think it’s a red card. He didn’t see him. It was unlucky, it was an accident.” Klopp

“A tackle or challenge that endangers the safety of an opponent” is a red card." The Guardian

Biggest gobshite in the game. His fans deserve him.


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Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 10, 2017, 12:20:06 AM
If you meet anyone trying to defend Mané...

Have since read "Today's Football" and realised @Tinga (http://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1082) already posted exactly the same image from a slightly different source, soz mate I had to catch up on missed posts :)

(https://i.imgur.com/zcMqdM7.jpg)
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 11, 2017, 02:39:42 AM
Some of their fans were asking as to why was Ederson's head that low anyway?

Well, the other option would have been to try and chest it down past Mane's boot, but then he'd have suffered broken ribs. The other is to maybe use his foot, but then no doubt Mane would have gone down like a mince and the red potentially given the other way.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on September 11, 2017, 10:38:15 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170911/91db24f177bec339913270aee1051796.jpg)

Beautiful couple/family member
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Post by: Macca77 on September 12, 2017, 12:36:13 AM
They're appealing, not the red card just the length of the ban! Unbelievable arnt they, a straight red is 3 games, the FA should reject it and give him an extra game ban for being cheeky twats
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 12, 2017, 01:27:34 AM
If it gets rejected then he will get an extra game
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Post by: Macca77 on September 12, 2017, 01:33:48 AM
He won't, this is the shite remember
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Post by: WeimaranerBlues on September 12, 2017, 01:54:49 AM
back in the day any rejected appeals would result in an extra game ban,  straight red: 3 game ban for a reckless/ dangerous play injuring an other player,

understand if it was for a dangerous challenge and no contact - as you can still get a red card ---them by all means appeal the length then, how ever you seen the guys face,

cheeky bastards -- klopp after the game saying he can't have been that injured as he was on the pitch at the end....ffs
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Post by: TheTone on September 12, 2017, 03:42:13 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170911/91db24f177bec339913270aee1051796.jpg)

Beautiful couple/family member

i'd give her one
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Post by: gizzblue on September 12, 2017, 04:27:17 AM
i'd give her one
A kick in the face .....I hope.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: TheTone on September 12, 2017, 04:44:28 AM
A kick in the face .....I hope.

looks like she's done that a fair bit to her husband there
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: gizzblue on September 12, 2017, 05:50:10 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170911/f63f7ae19a785bfa36139595c177c5c4.jpg)

Christ ...'yeah deffo not a red card' ...ffs red shite get a grip.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on September 12, 2017, 09:33:40 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170912/bc7e0691d99270e7f05f56f70385f5f6.jpg)

Red shites are gob shites
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Post by: Macca77 on September 12, 2017, 01:38:00 PM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170911/f63f7ae19a785bfa36139595c177c5c4.jpg)

Christ ...'yeah deffo not a red card' ...ffs red shite get a grip.

Tis but a scratch!
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 12, 2017, 03:24:53 PM
What's with the tattoo behind the ear though?
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Post by: Bally on September 12, 2017, 05:34:53 PM
Had my friendly neighbourhood Kopite trying justify it with the out of the area argument today, tried to say I would be saying yellow if it was an Everton player, told him he needs to fuck off, it was red card all day and always will be.
John is normally sound too good footy knowledge and normally very pragmatic about the RS
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Post by: 74Blue on September 12, 2017, 07:07:28 PM
The simple fact is that both feet are off the ground and his studs are raised. Red card all day long!
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 12, 2017, 10:12:44 PM
Upheld anyway, but no extra game for being a cheeky cunt.
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Post by: Bally on September 12, 2017, 11:11:27 PM
Upheld anyway, but no extra game for being a cheeky cunt.
Whoa really... Actually why the fuck am I surprised by that, fucking in league with satan
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Post by: blueToffee on September 13, 2017, 12:07:00 AM
Whoa really... Actually why the fuck am I surprised by that, fucking in league with satan

They had a free pass with all the for and against in the media afterwards.

Should never have been in doubt but they were never going to get an extra match after the pundit driven backlash.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 13, 2017, 12:12:56 AM
Misses Burnley (H), Leicester & Newcastle (Both A)

Returns for the Man United game.

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Post by: Shogun on September 13, 2017, 12:24:14 AM
Don't think you get an extra match for Frivolous appeals anymore
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Post by: Gash on September 14, 2017, 01:27:33 AM
Just saw a lad I know post on Facebook that he's at Anfield for the game tonight and one of his mates has commented saying #WeGoAgain. Why do they still say 'we go again' maybe it's just me but surely it's synonymous with their failed title bid? That's how I see it anyway, we go again and Gerrard's slip go together.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on September 14, 2017, 01:35:54 AM
Misses Burnley (H), Leicester & Newcastle (Both A)

Returns for the Man United game.


Misses the Leicester Game in the Cup( Mid Week) , not the Newcastle game
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Post by: ally2 on September 14, 2017, 01:52:35 AM
Ederson starts tonight. Couldn't have been that bad.
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Post by: sam of the south on September 14, 2017, 01:55:32 AM
Thompson had to stop himself saying shit
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 14, 2017, 02:57:10 AM
What can he say? What can anyone say??

The scars are there for all to see that he took a heavy blow to the face. Absolute clown.
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Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 14, 2017, 03:12:55 AM
Just saw a lad I know post on Facebook that he's at Anfield for the game tonight and one of his mates has commented saying #WeGoAgain. Why do they still say 'we go again' maybe it's just me but surely it's synonymous with their failed title bid? That's how I see it anyway, we go again and Gerrard's slip go together.

This is my most hated 'new' phrase in football, at least one of our players has said it recently too! (I can't remember who)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 17, 2017, 05:44:14 AM
Meltdown:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05gb005

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Post by: Gash on September 17, 2017, 05:48:02 AM
Meltdown:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05gb005

Mad isn't it, a West Ham fan getting all emotional about Liverpool. :)
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 17, 2017, 06:13:09 AM
Mad isn't it, a West Ham fan getting all emotional about Liverpool. :)

I did think he sounded a bit too local like
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Post by: Macca77 on September 17, 2017, 02:39:56 PM
Anyone see motd ? You could clearly see a group of grown men walking along the front of the kop with their flags and banners, no idea what they were doing so i asked a red chum of mine and he said, "yeah mate theres a storage room at the edge of the kop and thats were they keep the flags, they get them out for the kick off and that then put them away after 10 mins, official fans forums run competitions for people to be a flag waver for the day"

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Post by: Bally on September 17, 2017, 03:14:27 PM
Anyone see motd ? You could clearly see a group of grown men walking along the front of the kop with their flags and banners, no idea what they were doing so i asked a red chum of mine and he said, "yeah mate theres a storage room at the edge of the kop and thats were they keep the flags, they get them out for the kick off and that then put them away after 10 mins, official fans forums run competitions for people to be a flag waver for the day"
Yeah at least all our flags get left out for the whole of the game.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 19, 2017, 06:11:29 AM
Meltdown:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05gb005



Mad isn't it, a West Ham fan getting all emotional about Liverpool. :)

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Major Clanger on September 20, 2017, 07:03:04 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-41325581/what-s-it-like-to-go-down-a-disused-400-year-old-tin-mine
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 21, 2017, 12:07:06 AM
I know its shit that when they're shit we are usually shitter but can anyone make any sense of this shite taken from a 34 min rant by Klopp?

“We should have scored three but as long as you leave games open, you have to defend. We always have to defend these situations better. The second ball after the corner, it’s close but it’s not offside. So we need to make it more clear that it’s offside. The only thing you can do is to push up – we didn’t. With the second one it is a throw-in again. Everyone can imagine we know how to defend them but obviously we don’t do it, because always somebody else is doing it. It doesn’t feel too cool but it’s the truth.”

Go'ead Leicester.....
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on September 21, 2017, 12:50:26 AM
I know its shit that when they're shit we are usually shitter but can anyone make any sense of this shite taken from a 34 min rant by Klopp?

“We should have scored three but as long as you leave games open, you have to defend. We always have to defend these situations better. The second ball after the corner, it’s close but it’s not offside. So we need to make it more clear that it’s offside. The only thing you can do is to push up – we didn’t. With the second one it is a throw-in again. Everyone can imagine we know how to defend them but obviously we don’t do it, because always somebody else is doing it. It doesn’t feel too cool but it’s the truth.”

Go'ead Leicester.....

Translation "I dont know how to train defenders"
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Post by: bacon sarnie on September 21, 2017, 01:37:21 AM
Translation "I dont know how to train defenders"


...or, I don't know to defend training! rant rant rant.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 21, 2017, 01:39:17 PM

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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 21, 2017, 02:30:22 PM



😂
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 21, 2017, 03:14:04 PM
😂

That first corner.

Internet gold.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 21, 2017, 03:15:34 PM
That first corner.

Internet gold.

He's obviously watching back after a first viewing but the cockney's comments are great!
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Post by: Audrey Horne on September 21, 2017, 03:28:37 PM
i darent mock him untill afterr the derby
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 21, 2017, 03:29:42 PM
i darent mock him untill afterr the derby

He'll be injured again by then.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 21, 2017, 11:18:07 PM
Lovren, Can & Matip all out for Satdy's game. 😏
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on September 22, 2017, 02:23:26 AM
Lovren, Can & Matip all out for Satdy's game. 😏

That's fine, they can bring in utility player Ox-chamberpot
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on September 22, 2017, 02:26:30 AM
That's fine, they can bring in utility player Ox-chamberpot

😂 Haha
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sam of the south on September 22, 2017, 02:48:10 AM
i darent mock him untill afterr the derby

Just what I was thinking.

He's nailed on to score.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 22, 2017, 03:43:29 AM
That's fine, they can bring in utility player Ox-chamberpot


Shite name that lad!
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Post by: Macca77 on September 22, 2017, 04:06:18 PM
Isn't it marvelous the way Sky and BT are showing both of their games away at Leicester live within 4 days of eachother.
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 22, 2017, 04:27:08 PM
Isn't it marvelous the way Sky and BT are showing both of their games away at Leicester live within 4 days of eachother.

Fuck em. Let them embarrass themselves on live TV in front of millions.
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Post by: Macca77 on September 22, 2017, 06:45:12 PM
Bless
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Post by: Marky Mark and the funky on September 23, 2017, 11:47:24 PM
For me personally, this is a disgrace and should not be allowed. If you look at the page source on BBC, so in all honesty it's back end geek shit you should never be looking at, the word 'anfield' appears over and over again. It's the web designer managing to insert his bias so every single person who visits the BBC football webpages is unwittingly viewing a page that has the grubby fingerprints of a poo supporter hidden on all over it.

Every single one of the boxes that defines which article you will open by clicking in that square area has the offending word in the coding behind it shakeyheadman

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Post by: bacon sarnie on September 27, 2017, 05:13:43 AM
'Full-time: Spartak Moscow 1-1 Liverpool. It’s all over. Jurgen Klopp has an angry word with the fourth official before shaking Massimo Carrera’s hand. An exasperating night.

90 min+9: We’re into added time in added time now. Moreno wins a header in the Spartak area, but the ball runs through to Selikhov. Jurgen Klopp is in danger of losing his rag. He’s simmering.'

Wrong team got Angry Birds sponsors.
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Post by: Shogun on September 27, 2017, 05:22:46 AM
Can't believe how shite their group is.

Two draws and they still look nailed on to progress
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Post by: The Analog Kid on September 27, 2017, 04:38:09 PM
They’re a really poor side. They have all the creativity yet they don’t know how to finish, certainly don’t no how to defend. Clueless manager. How is it that every manager that they get has some sort of pedigree, but as soon as they step foot through the doors of the club they ruin each other?! Maybe with the exception of Houllier and Benetiz for a short spell.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on September 27, 2017, 05:20:23 PM
They're a really poor side. They have all the creativity yet they don't know how to finish, certainly don't no how to defend. Clueless manager. How is it that every manager that they get has some sort of pedigree, but as soon as they step foot through the doors of the club they ruin each other?! Maybe with the exception of Houllier and Benetiz for a short spell.

They are a poor side but watch how poor they make us look in the derby
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on September 27, 2017, 06:59:52 PM
They remind me of Newcastle under Keegan, have a lot of good attackers but shite defenders
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 10, 2017, 11:05:13 PM
Mane out for six weeks; hamstring went playing for Senegal last night. 🙂
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Post by: Toffee1 on October 10, 2017, 11:20:05 PM
Mane out for six weeks; hamstring went playing for Senegal last night. 🙂

Never wish to see any player out through injury but he and Adam banana are the ones that their fans seem to think are the missing pieces - they must be crying into their half and half scarves.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 10, 2017, 11:21:29 PM
Never wish to see any player out through injury but he and Adam banana are the ones that their fans seem to think are the missing pieces - they must be crying into their half and half scarves.

No I don’t meself mate, but fuck ‘em.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on October 10, 2017, 11:24:29 PM
No I don’t meself mate, but fuck ‘em.

Did not for one minute think you were mate but as you say we can laugh at their fans and besides, Mane will still be getting paid a huge salary, so I don't feel too sorry for him.
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Post by: gizzblue on October 10, 2017, 11:29:56 PM
Mane out injured awe fucking poor sausage .hahahahahahahaha 😅😅
Shame its not longer .
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: sirblue57 on October 11, 2017, 12:10:03 AM
Does he miss the derby?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 11, 2017, 12:39:15 AM
Does he miss the derby?

It’ll be close to it like.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on October 11, 2017, 01:57:24 AM
It'll be close to it like.
He will be back and score
I know it, you know it, he knows it
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Post by: Cozzie on October 11, 2017, 02:48:28 AM
He will be back and score
I know it, you know it, he knows it

Hopefully Funes Mori is back in time to take part in his annual crocking of a redshite player.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: gizzblue on October 11, 2017, 02:50:16 AM
Hopefully Funes Mori is back in time to take part in his annual crocking of a redshite player.
Take him over fucking Williams any day and twice in a sunday
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Brownie20 on October 11, 2017, 03:48:56 AM
Take him over fucking Williams any day and twice in a sunday

Can't see him playing for us again.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 11, 2017, 10:00:15 PM
Klopp already kicking up a stink about the fact his beloved shite may have a 1:30 kick off on Christmas Eve.

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Post by: Brownie20 on October 12, 2017, 12:08:07 AM
Klopp already kicking up a stink about the fact his beloved shite may have a 1:30 kick off on Christmas Eve.



I quite like the idea of a game on Christmas Eve. Perhaps all local derbies should be on that day and Boxing Day.
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Post by: Jimmywhack on October 12, 2017, 12:36:01 AM
I quite like the idea of a game on Christmas Eve. Perhaps all local derbies should be on that day and Boxing Day.
It's all great in principle but... Around my way in particular trains don't run boxing day so, for that alone, im out
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Post by: Brownie20 on October 12, 2017, 12:55:00 AM
It's all great in principle but... Around my way in particular trains don't run boxing day so, for that alone, im out

Fair enough.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 12, 2017, 01:40:29 AM
They had Leeds v Man United one Christmas Eve, 5pm kick off. That would’ve been bedlam come full-time.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on October 12, 2017, 02:35:35 PM
Klopp already kicking up a stink about the fact his beloved shite may have a 1:30 kick off on Christmas Eve.



My heart aches for him, poor chap
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on October 12, 2017, 06:41:57 PM
Klopp already kicking up a stink about the fact his beloved shite may have a 1:30 kick off on Christmas Eve.



we don't care what the Red Tramp says....
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 13, 2017, 12:30:40 AM
Klopp already kicking up a stink about the fact his beloved shite may have a 1:30 kick off on Christmas Eve.



Merry Christmas Kloppy.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 13, 2017, 12:31:51 AM
Don’t we play Chelsea on the 23rd? I’d have thought that could’ve been a contender for TV
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Post by: Macca77 on October 13, 2017, 03:43:48 PM
7 different stories on the sky sports website about their game against united tomorrow, one of the ssn's reporters said its a bigger game than El Clasico

Nah
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Post by: Jamokachi on October 13, 2017, 04:50:20 PM
its a bigger game than El Clasico

Nah

lolol lolol lolol
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 13, 2017, 05:35:27 PM
7 different stories on the sky sports website about their game against united tomorrow, one of the ssn's reporters said its a bigger game than El Clasico

Nah

Not quite, but it’s fucking great when United win it though.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on October 13, 2017, 05:55:50 PM
Sky are loving it, guaranteed the game itself will be shite as usual
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Post by: Gash on October 13, 2017, 07:02:36 PM
I've never understood how this has become such a big rivalry, was it the fans or Sky that built it up? Obviously there was a rivalry as Man Utd closed in on Liverpool's record of league titles but in reality, on the pitch Liverpool have hardly got close to Man Utd over the last 25 years, two or three second place finishes and a Champions League. Even when Liverpool fans were gloating at Utd under Moyes and anticipating barren years for Man Utd they failed to cash in and are firmly behind Utd again. Just look at the two stadiums, on and off the pitch Liverpool aren't a patch on Man Utd.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 13, 2017, 08:39:06 PM
I've never understood how this has become such a big rivalry, was it the fans or Sky that built it up? Obviously there was a rivalry as Man Utd closed in on Liverpool's record of league titles but in reality, on the pitch Liverpool have hardly got close to Man Utd over the last 25 years, two or three second place finishes and a Champions League. Even when Liverpool fans were gloating at Utd under Moyes and anticipating barren years for Man Utd they failed to cash in and are firmly behind Utd again. Just look at the two stadiums, on and off the pitch Liverpool aren't a patch on Man Utd.

Asked my Kopite mate the same question mid-90s and he told me Liverpool don't give a fuck about Everton anymore and our mutual Manc pal just laughed and said United had never really given a fuck about Everton at all. Cue Royals Dogs of War and both of them had to sit in the alehouse with me and watch the final.
I reckon Ferguson is responsible for the Manc/Kopite derby. Perches etc.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on October 13, 2017, 09:07:57 PM
I've never understood how this has become such a big rivalry, was it the fans or Sky that built it up? Obviously there was a rivalry as Man Utd closed in on Liverpool's record of league titles but in reality, on the pitch Liverpool have hardly got close to Man Utd over the last 25 years, two or three second place finishes and a Champions League. Even when Liverpool fans were gloating at Utd under Moyes and anticipating barren years for Man Utd they failed to cash in and are firmly behind Utd again. Just look at the two stadiums, on and off the pitch Liverpool aren't a patch on Man Utd.


Sky have over hyped the matches against each other for years, gets worse every year,  the other day they were comparing twitter and facebook followers of them both to try and work out who is the bigger team, obv United had a few million more followers than the redshite, the sky reporter tried to even things up by saying the shite would've had more followers than United during the successful years in the last 70's and throughout the 80's, actually had a 20 minute segment about it.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ball8y on October 14, 2017, 12:49:15 AM
The shite in Stanley Park supporting Klippity's moan.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on October 14, 2017, 02:06:46 AM
The shite in Stanley Park supporting Klippity's moan.

Achtung! Shitenhausen!

He's moaning about 'Hendo' being made to play two games for England in one week now. Early kick-offs, chrimbo, flight tickets etc. Anything to avoid talking about how much fun Lukaku is gonna have with his stormtrooper artists.
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Post by: Bally on October 14, 2017, 08:26:36 PM
I mean come on FFS

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171014/f3a482ac0320c767d9d9059f79fe33c5.jpg)
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Post by: ally2 on October 14, 2017, 08:39:27 PM
You'd think that girl might get propositioned a lot
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Post by: Ross on October 14, 2017, 08:51:45 PM
They must all be off the same ward.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 14, 2017, 09:44:26 PM
#7 on for the Tinder/Online Dating thread?
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Post by: Macca77 on October 14, 2017, 11:20:41 PM
I mean come on FFS

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171014/f3a482ac0320c767d9d9059f79fe33c5.jpg)

It's the gift that just keeps on giving
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on October 24, 2017, 03:55:43 AM
They'll be calling Klopp Teflon next. Seems to be allowed to berate match officials yet it's seen as passion and now despite some really bad results there doesn't seem to be any pressure on him. For weeks now the pressure's rightly mounted on Koeman yet the media seem to be pretty quite on Klopp. Much like us they went out on the summer and spent a fortune on a player they didn't need (AOC) while completely neglecting that they were in desperate need of decent defenders. Clearly pumping one of the weakest teams in the Champions League goes some way to lifting the pressure.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on October 24, 2017, 08:26:54 PM
Widow Twanky has a point when he said he could play better in his trainers.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on October 25, 2017, 04:14:46 AM
type the word   "Gobshite" in Google and Maps takes you to Anfield     hahahha
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Post by: Gash on October 25, 2017, 04:23:30 AM
type the word   "Gobshite" in Google and Maps takes you to Anfield     hahahha

If you put in Empty Seats it takes you to the Emptihad Stadium. :)
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Post by: Big Nev on October 25, 2017, 04:17:14 PM
type the word   "Gobshite" in Google and Maps takes you to Anfield     hahahha

I did and it does!!!   Hahahahaha
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Post by: Shropshire Blue on October 25, 2017, 05:06:18 PM
So did I. Straight to it😄
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Post by: KevtheRat on October 25, 2017, 06:23:17 PM
Type in empty seats too.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Big Nev on October 25, 2017, 07:01:07 PM
Type in empty seats too.

Yep straight to Etihad

lololol
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Post by: WeimaranerBlues on October 25, 2017, 10:22:23 PM
wonder what we come under?
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Post by: Shropshire Blue on October 25, 2017, 10:27:37 PM
wonder what we come under?
Try googling 'Nirvana'?
If it doesn't work we need to do something about it.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on October 25, 2017, 10:32:30 PM
wonder what we come under?

The Bitters, very original. Although whoever has done it has put the address as Goodison Road, Halton instead of Walton and the pin drops in Lancaster area, so they've even managed to fuck that up. :)
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Post by: The Analog Kid on October 26, 2017, 01:34:51 AM
The Bitters, very original. Although whoever has done it has put the address as Goodison Road, Halton instead of Walton and the pin drops in Lancaster area, so they've even managed to fuck that up. :)

Kopites & heroin. 🙄
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 26, 2017, 12:15:07 PM
I did and it does!!!   Hahahahaha

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/oct/25/everton-fans-liverpool-gobshites-google-maps-rival-stadium
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Post by: Bally on October 26, 2017, 08:33:49 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/oct/25/everton-fans-liverpool-gobshites-google-maps-rival-stadium
Don't know why this is making news now it's been like that for ages.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 26, 2017, 09:08:32 PM
Don't know why this is making news now it's been like that for ages.

Must be a slow week. Last years online chip wrappers.
Title: Google Maps
Post by: SteB on October 26, 2017, 11:12:23 PM
If you type in gobshites into Google maps Anfield comes up as the result. Tickled me that...

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Anfield/@53.4308326,-2.9630187,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x487b21654b02538b:0x84576a57e21973ff!8m2!3d53.4308294!4d-2.96083
Title: Re: Google Maps
Post by: Audrey Horne on October 26, 2017, 11:18:18 PM
::)
Title: Re: Google Maps
Post by: SteB on October 26, 2017, 11:34:22 PM
I sense you feel you're above this sort of nonsense Audrey...
Title: Re: Google Maps
Post by: Audrey Horne on October 26, 2017, 11:35:15 PM
I sense you feel you're above this sort of nonsense Audrey...

no, its just a year old, plus in the general footy forum.
Title: Re: Google Maps
Post by: Big Nev on October 26, 2017, 11:36:21 PM
no, its just a year old, plus in the general footy forum.

 nod nod nod
Title: Re: Google Maps
Post by: SteB on October 26, 2017, 11:41:33 PM
no, its just a year old, plus in the general footy forum.

Just seen it reported in the guardian amongst other places so I thought it was current. Its in the general forum along with Golden Squares, Classic Shirt and Radio but hey ho, I was just trying to raise a smile. Sorry if it annoyed you, didn't mean to.
Title: Re: Google Maps
Post by: Audrey Horne on October 26, 2017, 11:44:27 PM
Just seen it reported in the guardian amongst other places so I thought it was current. Its in the general forum along with Golden Squares, Classic Shirt and Radio but hey ho, I was just trying to raise a smile. Sorry if it annoyed you, didn't mean to.

No dont apologise, im just in a bad mood. Sorry to you for being a bitch x
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on October 31, 2017, 05:58:57 PM
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/41818083

Standard Kopite behaviour.
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Post by: Macca77 on October 31, 2017, 08:00:53 PM
 #justicefordejan
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Post by: bacon sarnie on October 31, 2017, 10:11:24 PM
Hasn't been a nice couple weeks for Lovren and I can't stand the useless whinging twat - but murder threats? C'mon!

Could be Klopps latest idea to motivate players, as in scaretheshiteoutofthemblitzen housen or summit, who knows.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on October 31, 2017, 11:34:17 PM
You’ll never walk on your own to the shops.
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Post by: gizzblue on November 13, 2017, 11:33:35 PM
Mane injured ham string "again" on international duty. ...is he Liverpool's answer to Macarthy 😅
Or are his hamstrings made of rizla paper .
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on November 14, 2017, 03:02:53 AM
Looks like Clynne is out for a bit as well.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/11125346/liverpools-nathaniel-clyne-facing-up-to-three-months-out-after-back-surgery
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on November 17, 2017, 04:49:41 AM
http://www.sportbible.com/football/legends-funny-young-forward-embarrassed-liverpool-by-not-knowing-who-gerrard-is-20171116.amp.html

Is it sad that I had a little belly chuckle at this
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bally on November 17, 2017, 06:04:57 AM
Loads of mad Kopite shit knocking about on twitter, pretty sure this can't be for real.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171117/292e61b1b441c3ffbad6247f03b55801.jpg)
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Post by: KevtheRat on November 17, 2017, 02:41:03 PM
Loads of mad Kopite shit knocking about on twitter, pretty sure this can't be for real.

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171117/292e61b1b441c3ffbad6247f03b55801.jpg)

I can imagine its definitely real. My mate has a season ticket there and he said on a  match day it is full of tourists more interested in taking selfies than watching the match.
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Post by: Macca77 on November 17, 2017, 05:35:12 PM
I can imagine its definitely real. My mate has a season ticket there and he said on a  match day it is full of tourists more interested in taking selfies than watching the match.

Quite a few of my mates say the same, its full of day trippers taking selfies and videoing the games on their phones, got a lot worse since the new stand was built, the atmosphere is dead. It wasn't that long ago that they were handing out flyers with the lyrics to that fucking song on them
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Post by: Bluedylan on November 17, 2017, 05:39:49 PM
If we end up successful, it'll be the same for us. It's inevitable.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on November 17, 2017, 09:53:08 PM
Used to be a good laugh on the Kop with my Kopite mates and we'd do the same in the Street End following week unless we went on an away day. Glad I got to experience the real deal unlike these poor saps. Fuckin expensive as well!

Heal fast Klopp lad. The cameras await........
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Bob Sacamano on November 18, 2017, 01:49:30 PM
They fucking cry about everything 🙄
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on November 25, 2017, 09:45:51 PM
https://twitter.com/andy_barto/status/934428955087638528
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Post by: gizzblue on November 25, 2017, 10:40:19 PM
https://twitter.com/andy_barto/status/934428955087638528
All the way from Norway ...she deserves a momentum of the day 😅😅😅.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on November 26, 2017, 02:09:44 AM
Twitter is amazing

https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/934510231681462272
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Thomas on December 03, 2017, 12:57:29 PM
Quite a few of my mates say the same, its full of day trippers taking selfies and videoing the games on their phones, got a lot worse since the new stand was built, the atmosphere is dead. It wasn't that long ago that they were handing out flyers with the lyrics to that fucking song on them

Just wait till we get our new stadium. It will be exactly the same.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Thomas on December 03, 2017, 01:05:24 PM
Our new-ish neighbours are all reds, proper TV ones, there's two girls one lad, all mates. One of the girls got herself a new boyfriend, looks like a spoof cop out of a Foo Fighters vid, they share the same Liverpool top, it myst be about a large boys/small mens, she's about 5' and he's about 6' 2". He looks a total twat. I'm gonna have to get a pic for the forum.

Are they students? I hate that kind of footy type house.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on December 03, 2017, 08:59:13 PM
Are they students? I hate that kind of footy type house.

No mate, they all work. They’re just a bunch of stoners. They’re not a bad bunch to be honest, don’t really hear from the, after a couple of noisy first few weeks.

We’re no bores or snobs in our house, but when someone is belting music out at 2 am and dancing on a wooden floor in heels so loudly you can hear it in your room next door then it’s a bit much.

Just before I knocked to ask them to pipe it I let them finish the song off, as it was Jeff Beck’s “Silver Lining”. Bit of slack required there isn't there.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Thomas on December 03, 2017, 10:48:17 PM
Just before I knocked to ask them to pipe it I let them finish the song off, as it was Jeff Beck’s “Silver Lining”. Bit of slack required there isn't there.

hahahahaahahha

Good man :D
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on December 11, 2017, 08:03:33 PM
It'll be interesting to see the reaction when they get a penalty under similar circumstances, which they will as these type of penalties are fairly common. I hope the press get ripped into him when he says it's a penalty and remind him of yesterday.

I reckon he'll start getting a hard time off the media now, the British media can be terrible when they turn on you and he certainly pissed a few of them off yesterday.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on December 11, 2017, 09:24:39 PM
Klopp and Mourinho related in any way shape or form?.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: chang on December 11, 2017, 10:30:22 PM
Just wait till we get our new stadium. It will be exactly the same.

Everton from about 6.30

Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Confucius on December 12, 2017, 12:33:22 AM
A question. Does anybody who does any sort of interviews as an Everton Supporter... Have hair? Like do you have to be bald?

@Simon Paul (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1) @Bally (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=19)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Simon Paul on December 12, 2017, 12:39:24 AM
A question. Does anybody who does any sort of interviews as an Everton Supporter... Have hair? Like do you have to be bald?

@Simon Paul (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1) @Bally (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=19)

only hipsters
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on December 12, 2017, 03:37:18 AM
A question. Does anybody who does any sort of interviews as an Everton Supporter... Have hair? Like do you have to be bald?

@Simon Paul (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=1) @Bally (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=19)
...................The only bald Evertonian I noticed is the journalist . The guy in the pub is the manager of the Lion in Tithebarn St. and he's a red ,although he's quite friendly to Blues who call in on matchdays.   
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on December 12, 2017, 05:07:15 AM
It should've been a foul for Lovren, the Evertin lad obstructed him and pushed him first
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on December 12, 2017, 06:35:37 PM
https://twitter.com/kelematravel/status/940271966933659648
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on December 13, 2017, 01:52:38 AM
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20171212/89f09ca0ba14aa4e9e93952d929f56d4.jpg)

Tears of the clowns
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: WeimaranerBlues on December 13, 2017, 04:30:12 AM
Everton from about 6.30


used to work in the same office with The Jounalist dude (Ted Bundy)   Paul Dargan,  Danny Ryan and a few other blues
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on December 14, 2017, 04:06:25 AM
https://twitter.com/SportsJOE_UK/status/941064753518170112

https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/941064235639083013
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: gizzblue on December 14, 2017, 04:11:47 AM
Made up we showed everyone how to piss off and frustrate Liverpool ....go ed Big Sam
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on December 14, 2017, 04:35:23 AM
from RAWK tonight..............
<<  Two phantom penos and a goal taken away in 3 matches. The FA is on a roll. The sooner there is a computer reffing the games the sooner we'll see where we're at. This game is corrupt. >>
 lolol
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on December 14, 2017, 05:01:57 AM
Heads falling off again over the handball goal, West Brom had the better chances
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: The Analog Kid on December 14, 2017, 05:29:29 AM
I don’t hate them, I just pity them.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on December 14, 2017, 05:35:51 AM
The Impotent Four (The Guardian)

No doubts they'll come together next time they play us.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on December 14, 2017, 06:03:05 AM
The Impotent Four (The Guardian)

No doubts they'll come together next time they play us.

We’ll be all sing don’t let me down..
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on December 14, 2017, 06:13:13 AM
We’ll be all sing don’t let me down..

We all live in a blue & white kop.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ross on December 14, 2017, 06:33:23 AM
We all live in a blue & white kop.

Yesterday..
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: ally2 on December 14, 2017, 11:51:35 AM
If only they hadn't let Origi go.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42345479
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on December 14, 2017, 02:12:57 PM
If only they hadn't let Origi go.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42345479


(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/67/25/a967252bc1a3adb22c891260b0ad4b85.jpg)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on December 15, 2017, 09:36:39 PM
Holy fucking shitballs!!

https://twitter.com/rajsinghchohan/status/941093590838718464
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Alanvideo on December 15, 2017, 09:43:09 PM
Holy fucking shitballs!!

https://twitter.com/rajsinghchohan/status/941093590838718464
............after yeeeeears of getting decisions in their favour ,is the tide finally turning against them ? They don't like it up 'em that's for sure.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on December 15, 2017, 10:00:45 PM
............after yeeeeears of getting decisions in their favour ,is the tide finally turning against them ? They don't like it up 'em that's for sure.

Their deal with the devil himself has expired, well for now anyway.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: kramer0 on December 15, 2017, 10:07:57 PM
I don't get the complaint about the Solanke disallowed goal.

Intentional or not, you shouldn't be allowed to score with your hand.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: GLewis on December 15, 2017, 10:34:26 PM
I don't get the complaint about the Solanke disallowed goal.

Intentional or not, you shouldn't be allowed to score with your hand.

Especially not when it’s waiting around like his was.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Jimmywhack on December 15, 2017, 10:49:57 PM
I don't get the complaint about the Solanke disallowed goal.

Intentional or not, you shouldn't be allowed to score with your hand.
My mates a ref and a red and all he has done is quote rules that it's only hand ball if deliberate.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: bacon sarnie on December 16, 2017, 12:30:45 AM
Especially not when it’s waiting around like his was.

Solanke said himself after that he handballed it in. Which probably pissed Klopp off which is good.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Thomas on December 18, 2017, 07:00:03 AM
(https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25398813_1423531881091157_5242485218468567014_n.jpg?oh=4516222dcbb746f7cbb74c6caae24908&oe=5AB34935)
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Ramjam on December 18, 2017, 07:20:25 AM
What’s an equity card?
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Macca77 on December 18, 2017, 02:27:25 PM
The echo needs fucking off, so biased its actually embarrassing
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Sir Stealth on December 18, 2017, 03:38:07 PM
Lots of cringey red comments praising Bournemouth

They are loving thinking they have the moral high ground by not being able to break down teams who defend well

A mate in work was saying ‘I couldn’t watch a team like yous or West Brom every week’
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Gash on December 18, 2017, 06:12:29 PM
What’s an equity card?

Means you're a member of the Actors Equity Association.
Title: Re: Laugh along with those loveable Reds...
Post by: Toffee1 on December 18, 2017, 06:57:06 PM
(https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/25398813_1423531881091157_5242485218468567014_n.jpg?oh=4516222dcbb746f7cbb74c6caae24908&oe=5AB34935)

And they call us bitter.

If anyone is more deserving of an Equity card because their acting skills are so good - it would be Steven Gerrard and Dracula himself, Saurez.

A mate of mine who is a Man Utd fan and he calls them the history men,  but they believe in revisionist history and only want to remember, what they want to remember.