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Title: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: blueToffee on September 12, 2017, 03:44:35 AM
And how many?

I'm thinking Rooney - 12.
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Post by: Bob Sacamano on September 12, 2017, 03:50:35 AM
Giroud - 11.
Rooney - 9
DCL & Sandro - 7
Sig & Davy - 6

Rest have 5 or below.
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Post by: Coyney83 on September 12, 2017, 03:54:49 AM
Rooney - 15
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Post by: Jimmywhack on September 12, 2017, 03:57:14 AM
Dcl five
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Post by: bluenuck on September 12, 2017, 03:59:47 AM
Lukaku
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Post by: gizzblue on September 12, 2017, 04:01:22 AM
Sandro 14
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Post by: arteta4spain on September 12, 2017, 04:08:23 AM
Rooney 15
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Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 12, 2017, 04:09:47 AM
Rooney 2.
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Post by: KoemansNumberTens on September 12, 2017, 04:10:49 AM
OG 3. I'm only joking but it genuinely could be 1 of 4 or 5 and on not very many.
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Post by: BlueBeagle on September 12, 2017, 04:15:50 AM
Martina - Loads
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Post by: Shogun on September 12, 2017, 04:27:41 AM
Sigurdsson - 9
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Post by: Tony Clifton on September 12, 2017, 04:44:57 AM
Martina - Loads

Assists for the opposition? 
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Post by: brap2 on September 12, 2017, 04:48:36 AM
Wayne Rooney - 8
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Post by: TheTone on September 12, 2017, 04:56:11 AM
Niasse 6
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Post by: Papa Smurf on September 12, 2017, 05:14:05 AM
Any genuine striker we buy in January; 10 goals.
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Post by: everton1952 on September 12, 2017, 05:14:11 AM
Niasse 5
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Post by: sam of the south on September 12, 2017, 05:16:46 AM
Dcl five

God that's grim 😳
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Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 12, 2017, 05:21:32 AM
this is a joke thread, everyones answer should be treated as such, im happy with shots on target at the moment, anything beyond that is a bonus.
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Post by: Ravardo on September 12, 2017, 05:43:01 AM
Id be happy with just having shots,, about 10 before the game should sort it
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Post by: Duncs_a_legend on September 12, 2017, 05:53:08 AM
Coleman 8
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Post by: cantoffee on September 12, 2017, 07:47:42 AM
Barkley 11
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Post by: Ramjam on September 12, 2017, 10:55:57 AM
Hibbo a season equaling 1 including his testimonial, at this rate we should re sign him.
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Post by: eyesalwaysblue on September 13, 2017, 01:45:59 AM
Pickford 3
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Post by: Thornton_19 on September 13, 2017, 01:55:27 AM
Sandro 12
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Post by: Buck76 on September 13, 2017, 03:41:52 AM
Giroud 14
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Post by: Confucius on September 13, 2017, 03:45:31 AM
Baines 6. 5 penalties
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: blueToffee on September 13, 2017, 03:47:41 AM
Baines 6. 5 penalties

Hmm, thought Sigurdsson would be on penalties now..?
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Post by: Ross on September 13, 2017, 04:11:56 AM
Hmm, thought Sigurdsson would be on penalties now..?

More likely to be the prodigal son.
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: blueToffee on September 21, 2017, 03:27:24 AM
Changing my mind:

Niasse - 16

 ;D
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Post by: Cassius on September 21, 2017, 03:34:51 AM
Cavani 25
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Post by: april on September 21, 2017, 04:04:03 AM
Niasse - 29
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Post by: Bally on September 21, 2017, 04:18:44 AM
Niasse - 29
Hahaha
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Post by: blue slug on September 21, 2017, 04:21:38 AM
Dcl 16
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Post by: april on September 21, 2017, 04:22:49 AM
Hahaha
The floodgates are open Bally. We're gonna see Ronaldo-style multiple hat-tricks from now on.
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: everton1952 on September 21, 2017, 04:24:37 AM
DCL 10
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Post by: Bally on September 21, 2017, 04:25:07 AM
The floodgates are open Bally. We're gonna see Ronaldo-style multiple hat-tricks from now on.
I would fucking love that
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Post by: Realist on September 21, 2017, 06:02:30 AM
Niasse - 61
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: blueToffee on October 21, 2017, 07:23:04 PM
And how many?

I'm thinking Rooney - 12.

We’re approaching a quarter of the PL season gone and we’ve scored 5 goals.

3 for Rooney.
2 for Niasse.

Looks like I’m on target.

Woot?
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Post by: KoemansNumberTens on October 21, 2017, 07:26:31 PM
It's truly horrifying had bad we are. I genuinely can't fathom that moshiri might let the same team of people do our recruitment in the next transfer window too
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Post by: BlueForYou on October 21, 2017, 07:29:06 PM
Can Williams play centre-forward? At least he could give the goalies some stick!
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Post by: gizzblue on October 21, 2017, 07:32:34 PM
Can Williams play centre-forward? At least he could give the goalies some stick!
Williams is beyond shite   
Only wish he could be been banned retrospectively. ..but the ref carded him gutted .
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: blueToffee on April 08, 2018, 01:48:43 AM
With 5 more games to go, 38 goals scored:

Rooney - 10
Niasse - 7
DCL - 4
Sigurdsson - 4
Tosun - 4
Baines - 2
Walcott - 2
Bolasie - 1
Davies - 1
Gueye - 1
Williams - 1
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: brap2 on April 08, 2018, 02:23:23 AM
With 5 more games to go, 38 goals scored:

Rooney - 10
Niasse - 7
DCL - 4
Sigurdsson - 4
Tosun - 4
Baines - 2
Walcott - 2
Bolasie - 1
Davies - 1
Gueye - 1
Williams - 1

Dreadful, the gamble to spread the goals didn’t pay off. Klaassen, Gylfi, Sandro, Rooney - all signed to contribute goals from across the squad. Injury, inability to settle, tactics and ultimately poor recruitment really has meant that gamble hasn’t worked. We shouldn’t be in the top ten, thank god for the quickly polarising standards of this league. Just a shame we’re on the wrong side of the split.
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Post by: KoemansNumberTens on April 08, 2018, 02:26:41 AM
Hasn’t Rooney taken about 5 pens too? Dreadful numbers right across the board. Painful how much we spent for so little return.
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Post by: TheRam on April 08, 2018, 02:29:42 AM
Hasn’t Rooney taken about 5 pens too? Dreadful numbers right across the board. Painful how much we spent for so little return.
he's played deep lying midfield for most of the season.

I reckon tosun and Walcott would be in double figures easily if given the whole season.

Reckon Sigurdsson was on his way to a decent tally as well.

Klaasen and Sandro fucked it up really
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Post by: KoemansNumberTens on April 08, 2018, 02:48:52 AM
he's played deep lying midfield for most of the season.

I reckon tosun and Walcott would be in double figures easily if given the whole season.

Reckon Sigurdsson was on his way to a decent tally as well.

Klaasen and Sandro fucked it up really

We need to find ourselves a star or 2 though. We’ve got a few good players who’ll contribute but no real flair or magic.

Our problem is we have nothing that’s special. The top 6 probably have 40 players between them that are better than anything we have. Leicester have 2. Lanzini maybe as well at West Ham. We have the makings of a decent side but we are missing the stars.
Our unanimous risk adverse transfer business won’t work cos we can’t attract anyone who’s proven and good enough to take us to the next level
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: blargins on April 08, 2018, 03:48:40 AM
Not good enough
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Post by: Ramjam on April 08, 2018, 08:49:19 AM
Hasn't Rooney taken about 5 pens too? Dreadful numbers right across the board. Painful how much we spent for so little return.
Yes and missed 3 as well
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Post by: BlueForYou on April 08, 2018, 02:10:46 PM
And netted the rebound from one of them

"Jesus........................ .." you know the rest!
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: Lxxx on April 08, 2018, 08:51:22 PM
We need to find ourselves a star or 2 though. We’ve got a few good players who’ll contribute but no real flair or magic.

Our problem is we have nothing that’s special. The top 6 probably have 40 players between them that are better than anything we have. Leicester have 2. Lanzini maybe as well at West Ham. We have the makings of a decent side but we are missing the stars.
Our unanimous risk adverse transfer business won’t work cos we can’t attract anyone who’s proven and good enough to take us to the next level

Of course we can. The art is to combine the Lukaku’s with the Walcott’s to get the right balance to move forward. Our strategy for most of Walsh’s time here has been anything but coherent which is why we’ve recruited the shower we’ve got.
Title: Re: Who will be our PL top scorer this season?
Post by: Fynci on April 09, 2018, 11:22:11 AM
Too late to enter? I’m going with Rooney with 10.