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Title: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: gerard1979 on September 26, 2017, 04:04:31 PM
stop lift your head and pass it,

niasse is through and he wants to smack it,

will he hit it low -  we don't know,

straight of the bar - what a goal!!

(chorus)

niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: KevtheRat on September 26, 2017, 04:13:31 PM
Is that to the tune of Happy Birthday? Not the Stevie Wonder version by the way......
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Tinga on September 26, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1zSz5MVw4zKg0/giphy.gif)
Title: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Ramjam on September 26, 2017, 06:03:35 PM
Ice ice baby by vanilla ice I would think
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Sir Stealth on September 26, 2017, 06:11:10 PM
Ice ice baby by vanilla ice I would think

Ah right. Makes a bit more sense

But still what's 'essy'?

Like Rommer in the Romelu Lukaku song the past few years. No one calls him Rommer do they!

We are the worst club for songs unfortunately. Despite my best efforts that no one pays attention to 😂
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: themilkycoffees on September 26, 2017, 06:13:14 PM
Destined to just be "Oumar Oumar Oumar" forever then...
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Faceatthefence on September 26, 2017, 07:23:51 PM
Just a simple one id use was The Stones....Jumping jack flash
Sure the lads on the site could rig up the chorus with Niasse in it.


But its Oumaaaar...Oumar Niasse
But its Oumaaaar...Oumar Niasse its a gas gas gas ?

Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Audrey Horne on September 26, 2017, 07:30:21 PM
 :Lennon:
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: brap2 on September 26, 2017, 08:01:47 PM
"Feed Niasse" wasn't even a bad shout by big fat joe
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: formerKHL on September 26, 2017, 09:01:47 PM
stop lift your head and pass it,

niasse is through and he wants to smack it,

will he hit it low -  we don't know,

straight of the bar - what a goal!!

(chorus)

niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby

In the words of Statler and Waldorf.....BOOO BOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Tofifee on September 26, 2017, 09:07:06 PM
how about
"Niasse, Niasse, Niasse Niasse Niasse"
to the rythym of
You what, You what, You what you what you what
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: formerKHL on September 26, 2017, 09:26:45 PM
Here's my offering...

We've got Niasse....
Oumar Niasse....
last season he couldn't get a game...
He scored against yous..
now Ronnie's got the blues..
Oumar Niasse is his name....

i'll grab me coat......
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Realist on September 26, 2017, 10:12:50 PM
Nah
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: SANA_DR0 on September 27, 2017, 12:33:48 AM
stop lift your head and pass it,

niasse is through and he wants to smack it,

will he hit it low -  we don't know,

straight of the bar - what a goal!!

(chorus)

niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby
niasse essy baby

just need to edit this video with the chant over it.

Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Trowel on September 27, 2017, 12:51:12 AM
Anyone else read that to the tune of Jossy's Giants?
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Macca77 on September 27, 2017, 03:51:42 AM
Please make it stop
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 27, 2017, 05:27:32 AM
Please make it stop

Nevvah!
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: brap2 on September 27, 2017, 05:44:09 AM
If it's any consolation my first post on here was a song for bilyaletdinov and it was even worse.

So you know, swings and roundabouts? Is that applicable?
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: bogie on September 27, 2017, 07:02:05 PM
just his name to the tune of daddy cool
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: bacon sarnie on September 27, 2017, 09:27:04 PM
Long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll by AC/DC with him playing the bagpipes part may work.
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: piggypop on September 27, 2017, 11:35:48 PM
To fit the current narrative, how about something to Journey's Don't Stop Believing?

Don't stop believing
Our niasse is now playing
Don't stop believing
When he scores

(repeat, or fade, as no one wants anything that's too difficult)
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: JordanianEmbassy on September 28, 2017, 01:21:02 AM

We are the worst club for songs unfortunately. Despite my best efforts that no one pays attention to 😂

We had a load of great new songs a few years ago (Allez Allez Oh, Roberto had a dream, We've got a diamond... etc)
All of them were getting sung at the aways loads.
Unfortunately we can't sing any of them anymore, so yeah, we need some new ones.
My efforts to come up with a Niasse song are even worse than some of the efforts on here so I'll keep them to myself :)
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Sir Stealth on September 28, 2017, 02:14:43 AM
We had a load of great new songs a few years ago (Allez Allez Oh, Roberto had a dream, We've got a diamond... etc)
All of them were getting sung at the aways loads.
Unfortunately we can't sing any of them anymore, so yeah, we need some new ones.
My efforts to come up with a Niasse song are even worse than some of the efforts on here so I'll keep them to myself :)

Haha I didn't like any of those songs😂

We have a habit of putting too many syllables in so it doesn't fit correctly and then sound terrible when there's a crowd singing them in unison
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: Ramjam on September 28, 2017, 02:21:03 AM
To the tune of go west

Omar scores from everywhere

Repeat

Repeat

Repeat
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: irishtoffee on September 28, 2017, 03:13:38 AM
How about "I've a locker man" to the rocket man tune. I'm tired and lazy so I'm not even going to try for a second line
Title: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: mikey_blue on September 28, 2017, 04:30:59 AM
Ou-mar just a little bit, Ou-mar a little bit more, Ou-mar just a little bit he's the striker we're looking for.

You're not getting better than a Gina G remix lads. Stop trying. Lock the thread.
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: JordanianEmbassy on September 28, 2017, 01:30:49 PM
How about something along the lines of Dollar - Oh L'amour, with Oumar instead of Oh L'amour

Not sure what the second line could be --- blue instead of "do"

Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: JordanianEmbassy on September 28, 2017, 01:32:43 PM
Haha I didn't like any of those songs😂

We have a habit of putting too many syllables in so it doesn't fit correctly and then sound terrible when there's a crowd singing them in unison

haha fair enough.
I think basically we just all need to learn all the words to Forever Everton. Very occasionally it gets going at aways. but never full on.
Title: Re: A wee Niasse song for the craic
Post by: JordanianEmbassy on September 28, 2017, 03:10:06 PM
I'm not really suggesting this would work... but I might as well give you all the opportunity to abuse me for it :) To the tune of "Some girls are bigger than others" by the Smiths:

As Anthony said to Cleopatra, as he opened a crate of ale,
Ron has just discovered,
Oumar is better than others,
Oumar is better than others,
[Our lad Oumar is better than most of our others... ????]
Oumar is better than others,
Oumar is better than others.....


Sorry everyone,
I'll get my coat.....