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Title: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Cuttyblue on October 01, 2017, 10:26:19 PM
Me: Ronald?

RK: "Yesh?"

Me: Hi, my name is CB.  Hey listen to me here for a second, Rooney forever, Schneiderlin never, ok?  Got that?

RK: "I'm sorry, who is this again?"

Me: Ron, what would you say was your most effective substitution today?

RK: "Hmm... probably not Sandro coming on..."

Me: You're getting warmer! ... Listen to me, From now on, Rooney starts every game in place of Schneid, you absolute f***ing cantaloupe!!

RK: "Well, I thought Sean Dyche's Burnley played well... like Moyes's early Everton..."

Me: Ha! We're not replacing you with Sean Dyche...
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Ell Capitan on October 01, 2017, 10:28:21 PM
The fuck is this?
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: TheTone on October 01, 2017, 10:29:01 PM
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Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: toffee_scot on October 01, 2017, 10:29:10 PM
Eh?
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Realist on October 01, 2017, 10:30:59 PM
Weird
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Jimmywhack on October 01, 2017, 10:33:34 PM
Ace
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Cuttyblue on October 01, 2017, 10:39:21 PM
Ace


Srsly... rant with me here people!
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Ross on October 01, 2017, 10:43:38 PM
Next time you speak to him can you explain how fucking useless Ashley Williams is and ask him to be nice to Barkley.
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Gash on October 01, 2017, 10:44:13 PM
The lunatics are taking over the asylum!
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Goaljira on October 01, 2017, 10:44:26 PM
Been watching in the pub?
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Audrey Horne on October 01, 2017, 10:44:32 PM
fucking shite this place these days.
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: bluestevie on October 01, 2017, 10:53:16 PM
Don't do drugs kids
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Confucius on October 01, 2017, 11:02:39 PM
Surely this is a bannable offence? Is bannable even a word?
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Smingers on October 01, 2017, 11:04:56 PM
Surely this is a bannable offence? Is bannable even a word?

Binable?
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Cuttyblue on October 01, 2017, 11:09:12 PM
Not in the mood for attempts at humor, copy...

Did manage to attract negative comment from pretty much every regular... "Paging Ram... paging EiNC"
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Ross on October 01, 2017, 11:12:52 PM
Not in the mood for attempts at humor, copy...

Humour disappeared from here long ago sadly.
 

Pity really.
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Cozzie on October 01, 2017, 11:47:06 PM
Cuttyblue that was just absolutely fucking shite mate.

It wasn't anything.
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on October 02, 2017, 12:00:32 AM
The lunatics are taking over the asylum!
The lunatic's managing the fuckin team mate.
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Cuttyblue on October 02, 2017, 12:01:17 AM
Cuttyblue that was just absolutely fucking shite mate.


It wasn't anything.

Ouch. Should have waited longer after the match ends.

So, not one of you has a Rooney or Schneiderlin comment.

I thought it was funny, but in terms of provoking comment, I can accept failure I guess
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Smingers on October 02, 2017, 12:03:27 AM
Lol

Gracious in defeat. Good man
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on October 02, 2017, 12:05:24 AM
Ouch. Should have waited longer after the match ends.

So, not one of you has a Rooney or Schneiderlin comment.

I thought it was funny, but in terms of provoking comment, I can accept failure I guess
Don't worry mate can you imagine  what an RS forum would look like if they were as bad as us?
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 02, 2017, 12:11:44 AM
Thatís it, Iím done.
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Cuttyblue on October 02, 2017, 12:18:28 AM
Thatís it, Iím done.

Ok thx, pls tip your waitress and bartender. Try the veal!
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: The Analog Kid on October 02, 2017, 12:19:18 AM
Ok thx, pls tip your waitress and bartender. Try the veal!

Shrek? 🤔
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Coyb12 on October 02, 2017, 02:24:03 AM
Me: Ronald?

RK: "Yesh?"

Me: Hi, my name is CB.  Hey listen to me here for a second, Rooney forever, Schneiderlin never, ok?  Got that?

RK: "I'm sorry, who is this again?"

Me: Ron, what would you say was your most effective substitution today?

RK: "Hmm... probably not Sandro coming on..."

Me: You're getting warmer! ... Listen to me, From now on, Rooney starts every game in place of Schneid, you absolute f***ing cantaloupe!!

RK: "Well, I thought Sean Dyche's Burnley played well... like Moyes's early Everton..."

Me: Ha! We're not replacing you with Sean Dyche...
Step away from the crack pipe.
Title: Re: Just off phone post-Burnley...
Post by: Tony Clifton on October 02, 2017, 03:32:27 AM
Sorry mate, but Rodney's probably rolling in his grave right now.

You here all week?