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Title: Cuco Love
Post by: Tofifee on December 16, 2017, 04:38:29 PM
What's with all the love for Cuco lately..............
its frightening me
Are people starting to think he is actually a semi decent footballer?
Cos he is'nt, he is SHITE
We need him shifted ASAP
Liability

When Shamie is back move JJ to left back or get Bainsey in and have JJ as sub for both
Cuco should not be within 5 miles of a premier league club training ground
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: BlueForYou on December 16, 2017, 04:45:07 PM
Big Sam loves him
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: everton1952 on December 16, 2017, 04:45:30 PM
Definitely not what Sam says. Have you seen the Echo today? Are you horribly wrong about Cuco or is Big Sam horribly wrong? If he is wrong, then why would that be? Just curious that is all. I wouldn't ask if the difference of opinions was only slight instead of stark.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: BlueForYou on December 16, 2017, 04:51:27 PM
And Koeman got him on a free - cheers, Ron!
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Bob Sacamano on December 16, 2017, 04:52:31 PM
Whatís a Shamie?
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: everton1952 on December 16, 2017, 05:03:25 PM
An awful attempt to refer to Seamus (Coleman). Strange is it not?
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Ross on December 16, 2017, 05:11:58 PM
Sounds like an inappropriate photograph a millennial would put on a social media platform.

Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: BlueForYou on December 16, 2017, 05:46:39 PM
I clean my car with a shamie
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Tofifee on December 16, 2017, 06:03:23 PM
Shamie is what the paddy's refer to Seamus as
Shamie
I think they spell it "Seamie" but I spelt it phonetically so as not to confuse you semi literate lids
which ironically is exactly what it seems to have done.....
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: BlueForYou on December 16, 2017, 06:08:33 PM
Seams about right
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Sir Stealth on December 16, 2017, 06:22:13 PM
I know heís not the next Maldini. I donít think heís a particularly good player

Weíre really short on left back options at the moment, heís the only option weíve got. So what is gonna be more productive - slating him, hurling abuse at him, saying that he needs to leave?or backing him and supporting him while he does have to play, until Baines is fit again and we have better options?

Iím grateful that heís managed to come in for the last 4 league games in an un natural position for him and has helped contribute to 3 clean sheets

Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: TheRam on December 16, 2017, 07:07:50 PM
He's doing a job and is part of a very in form defence so credit where it's due.

Hopefully though the next couple of games will be the last in his Everton career and we upgrade the full back positions.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Silas on December 16, 2017, 07:32:32 PM
He's been decent in some games and poor in others but he is playing out of position right now and deserves a tiny bit of credit, I don't want him in this side long term but he's not been "the worst defender I have ever seen" or anything like some have described him.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: kramer0 on December 16, 2017, 07:44:48 PM
My feelings on this signing are well known.

But Martina deserves a ton of credit for what heís done in this most recent run of games. Heís been solid positionally and hasnít made things easy for our opponents. Thereís not a whole lot more we could have asked for from him, especially in an unnatural position. I didnít think he had it in him. Always nice to be proven wrong.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Tony Clifton on December 16, 2017, 07:53:51 PM
He isn't great, but excellent man-management by Allardyce. 

Koeman would drain the life out of Tutankhamen.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Jimmywhack on December 16, 2017, 07:54:54 PM
What's a Shamie?
Take it in the shower I think
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Bluebridge on December 16, 2017, 07:57:25 PM
Shamie is what the paddy's refer to Seamus as
Shamie
I think they spell it "Seamie" but I spelt it phonetically so as not to confuse you semi literate lids
which ironically is exactly what it seems to have done.....
:bonk: lolol
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Tofifee on December 16, 2017, 08:44:15 PM
:bonk: lolol

ok, you obviously didn't get that.... lolol
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Lazarou on December 16, 2017, 09:25:16 PM
Cuco Love, 70's porn star?
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Bluebridge on December 16, 2017, 09:26:31 PM
ok, you obviously didn't get that.... lolol
Oh no, I got it, we're semi literate lids, but you only think that's how it's spelt, It was the irony.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: blue1948 on December 16, 2017, 09:54:21 PM
Seams about right
Are you sure it isn't sheems?
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: blue1948 on December 16, 2017, 09:56:09 PM
He isn't great, but excellent man-management by Allardyce. 

Koeman would drain the life out of Tutankhamen.
Don't know him is he a no.10 ?
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Bob Sacamano on December 16, 2017, 09:56:57 PM
Itís a shamie how some people give our players shit nicknames.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: blue1948 on December 16, 2017, 09:59:11 PM
Not one for slating any Everton player who gives his all fullstop but when the left back has to stop almost every attack to change on to his best foot it really isn't where we want to be .No offence to him as he has done a good job .
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Tofifee on December 16, 2017, 10:22:09 PM
Not one for slating any Everton player who gives his all fullstop but when the left back has to stop almost every attack to change on to his best foot it really isn't where we want to be .No offence to him as he has done a good job .

No...no he hasn't !!!  :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
he is a fucking terror to god of a footballer
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Bally on December 16, 2017, 10:37:37 PM
What's with all the love for Cuco lately..............
its frightening me
Are people starting to think he is actually a semi decent footballer?
Cos he is'nt, he is SHITE
We need him shifted ASAP
Liability

When Shamie is back move JJ to left back or get Bainsey in and have JJ as sub for both
Cuco should not be within 5 miles of a premier league club training ground
What in the screaming blue fuck is a Shamie
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: everton1952 on December 16, 2017, 10:39:38 PM
That is a bit harsh as Silva might say. Anyone still want Silva by the way? Just asking.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: blue1948 on December 16, 2017, 10:51:28 PM
No...no he hasn't !!!  :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:
he is a fucking terror to god of a footballer
I am not one for figures so ,how well have we done since he went to left back?
You are exactly what I said I am not ,I won't succumb to slagging off in public if they give 100% .
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Tofifee on December 16, 2017, 10:53:54 PM
What in the screaming blue fuck is a Shamie

" His father's first name, Shamie (for Seamus), is a Catholic name, a tribal marker"

taken from https://books.google.ie/books?id=viFkDAAAQBAJ&pg=PT128&lpg=PT128&dq=shamie+irish+name&source=bl&ots=j0W9ZpTrcg&sig=TJxhHPb0VWbdleiRikHD41ijSuE&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjm4KX7_o7YAhVEBsAKHVyvDbgQ6AEITTAE#v=onepage&q=shamie%20irish%20name&f=false
#
so now!!!
Back in you screaming blue fuckin box!!
:)
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: everton1952 on December 16, 2017, 11:25:16 PM
There are some screaming nutters on this site. A bit harsh of me to say that, I know.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: BlueForYou on December 17, 2017, 12:09:38 AM
We've all been sent a shimmy
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: toffee_scot on December 17, 2017, 01:27:01 AM
Thought we were signing Vagner Love's brother for a second.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Tony Clifton on December 17, 2017, 01:36:12 AM
Don't know him is he a no.10 ?


Nah, heís a no.2, slow as fuck, Iíve seen milk turn quicker.
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: TheRam on December 17, 2017, 01:41:07 AM
Great site lads
Title: Re: Cuco Love
Post by: Bally on December 17, 2017, 02:56:55 AM
" His father's first name, Shamie (for Seamus), is a Catholic name, a tribal marker"

taken from https://books.google.ie/books?id=viFkDAAAQBAJ&pg=PT128&lpg=PT128&dq=shamie+irish+name&source=bl&ots=j0W9ZpTrcg&sig=TJxhHPb0VWbdleiRikHD41ijSuE&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjm4KX7_o7YAhVEBsAKHVyvDbgQ6AEITTAE#v=onepage&q=shamie%20irish%20name&f=false
#
so now!!!
Back in you screaming blue fuckin box!!
:)
Don't give a fuck what his father may call him.... It's a hard no