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Title: Rooney
Post by: Shogun on December 27, 2017, 03:56:14 AM
Anyone doubting his ''illness'?
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Post by: Shropshire Blue on December 27, 2017, 04:03:26 AM
No
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Post by: everton1952 on December 27, 2017, 04:04:06 AM
Of course.  "I heard from a reliable source..... " you can fill in the gaps. Anything will do as there are some who want to believe anything.
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Post by: BlueBeagle on December 27, 2017, 04:17:00 AM
No
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Post by: blargins on December 27, 2017, 04:17:11 AM
He always gets ill around this time of year apparently.

But we shouldn't be relying on him anyway.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on December 27, 2017, 04:22:05 AM
Lots of booze around at Christmas.......

Just sayiní
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Post by: Thornton_19 on December 27, 2017, 04:40:18 AM
Anyone doubting his ''illness'?
I am.

He wouldn't visit a hospital full of kids if he had the flu.
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Post by: bluenuck on December 27, 2017, 04:42:53 AM
Yes.

I have no idea why, but it does seem fishy for whatever reason.
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Post by: Lxxx on December 27, 2017, 05:08:39 AM
A grown man, fit professional sportsman no less, off work for a week with a cold?

Time off to save his marriage more like.
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Post by: The Analog Kid on December 27, 2017, 05:43:29 AM
Behave Shogs.

The lad loves playing football and you think he's ringing in sick cos he can't be arsed over Christmas?

He plays for Everton, not work for the fuckin council you bell.
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Post by: The Analog Kid on December 27, 2017, 05:45:14 AM
I am.

He wouldn't visit a hospital full of kids if he had the flu.

You can still go into hospitals if you're ill? To a degree.
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Post by: chang on December 27, 2017, 05:57:03 AM
I am.

He wouldn't visit a hospital full of kids if he had the flu.

Maybe caught it there ?

but to answer the question "no" - read he travelled the WBA last night with the squad but sent home this morning ?
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Post by: blargins on December 27, 2017, 06:01:25 AM
A grown man, fit professional sportsman no less, off work for a week with a cold?

Time off to save his marriage more like.

Man flu.

Completely understandable if it's that.
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Post by: Shropshire Blue on December 27, 2017, 07:21:18 AM
Half the world has no idea how we men suffer.


Title: Rooney
Post by: Simon Paul on December 27, 2017, 01:25:06 PM
You can still go into hospitals if you're ill? To a degree.

You're an absolute twat if you go into a hospital full of kids you don't know who have no immune systems while you've got the flu though

But then who says he visited at the time the news was released?
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Post by: The Analog Kid on December 27, 2017, 02:20:12 PM
You're an absolute twat if you go into a hospital full of kids you don't know who have no immune systems while you've got the flu though

But then who says he visited at the time the news was released?

That's why I said "to a degree" you melt.
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Post by: Gary1878 on December 27, 2017, 04:36:45 PM
Na he has Xmas off and will be back for the game on Saturday/NYD against United. Not sure why we didn't just say that we were resting him.
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Post by: everton1952 on December 27, 2017, 05:39:18 PM
Maybe he was sick? 
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Post by: GrantyBoy78 on December 27, 2017, 05:43:37 PM
Heís worked his bollocks off and been a resounding success since he returned so got no issue with him having a rest. Could really do with him at Bournemouth though.
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 27, 2017, 06:35:52 PM
Don't mind him having Chrimbo off at all if we get more out of him later in the season. Think Prem managers should consider it as a general strategy for older players who are important to the team.
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Post by: Macca77 on December 27, 2017, 06:49:02 PM
Looks great here

https://twitter.com/WayneRooney/status/945312985421139968
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Post by: Ell Capitan on December 27, 2017, 07:46:25 PM
I think we can all agree you shouldnít go into a kids hospital if you have or suspect you might have the flu. Even just a little bit of it.
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Post by: Escla on December 27, 2017, 08:12:18 PM
I think we can all agree he probably didnít.
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Post by: blue1948 on December 27, 2017, 08:24:44 PM
I think we can all agree he probably didnít.
Evidence please !----and all the best to you and yours for the New Year
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Post by: Lxxx on December 27, 2017, 08:34:02 PM
Evidence please !----and all the best to you and yours for the New Year

I think itís hospital policy across the board not to allow sick visitors into wards where there are sick children. Regardless if you are Englandís top goal scorer or not.
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Post by: therealdunc on December 27, 2017, 08:37:51 PM
I think we can all agree you shouldnít go into a kids hospital if you have or suspect you might have the flu. Even just a little bit of it.
Disagree

Jimmy Saville didnít have the flu

He should never have been allowed in a kids hospital
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Post by: Simon Paul on December 27, 2017, 08:38:18 PM
Evidence please !----and all the best to you and yours for the New Year

It's entirely probable that it was done a few days beforehand in order to get the release out to the media

These types of visits are heavily managed on both sides of the coin which is less possible to do on Christmas Day itself

He's donated a huge sum of money to several charities though, so a bit of stage management doesn't really matter.

If he hadn't got the flu nobody would have paid it any attention
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Post by: Jimmywhack on December 27, 2017, 08:40:45 PM
It's entirely probable that it was done a few days beforehand in order to get the release out to the media

These types of visits are heavily managed on both sides of the coin which is less possible to do on Christmas Day itself

He's donated a huge sum of money to several charities though, so a bit of stage management doesn't really matter.

If he hadn't got the flu nobody would have paid it any attention
Me sister is head of the high dependcy ward at Alderhey...... She was saying that the players won't come in there. Only Rooney and Carragher did
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Post by: Simon Paul on December 27, 2017, 09:57:56 PM
Me sister is head of the high dependcy ward at Alderhey...... She was saying that the players won't come in there. Only Rooney and Carragher did

It's a heavy place mate to be fair
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Jimmywhack on December 27, 2017, 10:10:46 PM
It's a heavy place mate to be fair
I know yeah, she said she understands but fair play to rooney and Carragher
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Post by: Simon Paul on December 27, 2017, 10:19:25 PM
I know yeah, she said she understands but fair play to rooney and Carragher

Yeah definitely

Not somewhere many people go voluntarily like
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Post by: Hannibal Lecter on December 27, 2017, 10:36:23 PM
Yeah definitely

Not somewhere many people go voluntarily like
True, the one place you dont wish even your worst enemy to spend time at 🙏

Truly horrible experience.
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Post by: Lxxx on December 27, 2017, 10:36:41 PM
Yeah definitely

Not somewhere many people go voluntarily like

Heart-breaking. I work with individuals who have been told by the medical system there's nothing more they can do, some of them kids, and we try and bring them back from the brink when allopathic medicine has failed them. It's tough meeting people at their lowest point.   
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Post by: Jimmywhack on December 27, 2017, 10:37:02 PM
True, the one place you dont wish even your worst enemy to spend time at

Truly horrible experience.
Dunno how my sister does it tbh
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Simon Paul on December 27, 2017, 10:52:48 PM
Dunno how my sister does it tbh

The happy stories will outweigh the sad ones by a million miles
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Jimmywhack on December 27, 2017, 10:53:32 PM
The happy stories will outweigh the sad ones by a million miles
I'm sure they do pal. She's still smiling so thats a bonus
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Hannibal Lecter on December 27, 2017, 10:55:12 PM
Dunno how my sister does it tbh
You dont know how strong you are until strong is your only option...
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: mikey_blue on December 27, 2017, 11:02:53 PM
Heart-breaking. I work with individuals who have been told by the medical system there's nothing more they can do, some of them kids, and we try and bring them back from the brink when allopathic medicine has failed them. It's tough meeting people at their lowest point.   

We don't know we're born, sometimes.
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Confucius on December 27, 2017, 11:12:27 PM
I know yeah, she said she understands but fair play to rooney and Carragher

i like Carragher. Something very Evertonian about him.
Title: Rooney
Post by: Simon Paul on December 28, 2017, 02:04:29 AM
i like Carragher. Something very Evertonian about him.

He doesn't know what he is anymore does he?
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Simon Paul on December 28, 2017, 02:04:59 AM
i like Carragher. Something very Evertonian about him.

He doesn't know what he is anymore does he?

Becoming a parody of himself at times
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Confucius on December 28, 2017, 03:00:29 AM
He doesn't know what he is anymore does he?

Becoming a parody of himself at times

Maybe. Always reckon he is quite fair towards us when being serious. Changes around derby days but then he is playing to the crow a bit.
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Post by: MmmBlueRamirez on December 28, 2017, 03:26:10 AM
He doesn't know what he is anymore does he?

you can say that again......
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Post by: boothill on December 28, 2017, 11:44:15 AM
Behave Shogs.

The lad loves playing football and you think he's ringing in sick cos he can't be arsed over Christmas?

He plays for Everton, not work for the fuckin council you bell.
so he doesnt have a ship named dignity either ?  fuck
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Post by: Redartin on December 28, 2017, 11:49:29 AM
Maybe. Always reckon he is quite fair towards us when being serious. Changes around derby days but then he is playing to the crow a bit.

Yeah he certainly likes the birds.
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Everton Mint on December 29, 2017, 12:58:23 AM
The doubts of Rooney's illness were dispelled for me by the official story of him travelling for WBA game but getting sent home with a virus.

And it IS quite dangerous for a athlete to perform when they're ill.
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Post by: Lxxx on December 29, 2017, 03:04:38 AM
The doubts of Rooney's illness were dispelled for me by the official story of him travelling for WBA game but getting sent home with a virus.

And it IS quite dangerous for a athlete to perform when they're ill.

Allardyce also said he was sent home with antibiotics and anyone who knows anything about health knows that antibiotics are useless against anything viral and thus arenít prescribed or recommended.
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Post by: blargins on December 29, 2017, 03:20:02 AM
Allardyce also said he was sent home with antibiotics and anyone who knows anything about health knows that antibiotics are useless against anything viral and thus arenít prescribed or recommended.

Yeah but most docs prescribe them just to keep you happy and out their office.
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Post by: Simon Paul on December 29, 2017, 03:21:33 AM
Yeah but most docs prescribe them just to keep you happy and out their office.

Not when you're not paying the doctor personally
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Post by: Lxxx on December 29, 2017, 03:22:29 AM
Yeah but most docs prescribe them just to keep you happy and out their office.

Iím presuming we pay for a more premium standard of healthcare advice than that.
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Post by: blargins on December 29, 2017, 05:09:27 AM
Iím presuming we pay for a more premium standard of healthcare advice than that.

I was thinking back to my nhs days.

Haven't been prescribed antibiotics for a virus since.
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Shropshire Blue on December 29, 2017, 05:54:02 AM
Quite a campaign on over here to restrict use of antibiotics as nasty germy things are becoming resistant to them. There are already strains that are totally resistant and there have been deaths.
Everton appear confident Rooney will make a full recovery.
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Post by: bluenuck on December 29, 2017, 01:21:29 PM
Lol.

It's a like a "doctor" Phil episode in here now. What the fuck do you lads know about anything antibiotics?  Lmao.

Anyone even have a phd??

 lolol
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Post by: Brownie20 on December 29, 2017, 03:12:32 PM
Lol.

It's a like a "doctor" Phil episode in here now. What the fuck do you lads know about anything antibiotics?  Lmao.

Anyone even have a phd??

 lolol

Yeah, but I don't think mine means what you think it means 😉
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Escla on December 29, 2017, 04:15:55 PM
The doubts of Rooney's illness were dispelled for me by the official story of him travelling for WBA game but getting sent home with a virus.

And it IS quite dangerous for a athlete to perform when they're ill.

Not sure why there were ever any doubts in the first place ? Player gets sent home by manager as he is unwell and suddenly heís a cunt for infecting sick children a week before he had the virus  ???
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Post by: Confucius on December 29, 2017, 07:02:50 PM
Lol.

It's a like a "doctor" Phil episode in here now. What the fuck do you lads know about anything antibiotics?  Lmao.

Anyone even have a phd??

 lolol


Mmmm, is someone going to tell him or should I?
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Bally on December 29, 2017, 07:05:44 PM

Mmmm, is someone going to tell him or should I?
I was going to but thought it be best that one of the medical professionals on here would be better suited to the job
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: bacon sarnie on December 29, 2017, 09:57:31 PM
He best play. The baldy bastard. Sick my great aunt fanny!
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Post by: eugene on December 29, 2017, 10:01:34 PM
He best play. The baldy bastard. Sick my great aunt fanny!
Thanks mate got a new toupee off the mrs for crimbo, just starting to feel good about myself in fifteen years and boom you mention the B word !
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Everton Mint on December 30, 2017, 12:55:54 AM
We'll never know the truth of this...

Even it is is a lie and he's just had a break he deserves one more than most. He's getting on a bit and plays his heart out every week.

If he's fresh for the big games coming up then all the better.. we're certainly relying on him.
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: blue1948 on December 30, 2017, 01:19:57 AM
I don't know what is going on , on here ! Everyone has a gripe about anything they can and it is fucking rubbish -damned if I do damned if I don't situation- I just read and laugh at the ridiculous comments .I cannot even get annoyed ,does anyone realise I haven't been banned for ages ? Let's get it together for the New Year please .How am I expected to be a bitter ,tired old fart when there is nothing worthwhile getting banned for ?
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Post by: Bluedylan on December 30, 2017, 01:44:47 AM
I don't know what is going on , on here ! Everyone has a gripe about anything they can and it is fucking rubbish -damned if I do damned if I don't situation- I just read and laugh at the ridiculous comments .I cannot even get annoyed ,does anyone realise I haven't been banned for ages ? Let's get it together for the New Year please .How am I expected to be a bitter ,tired old fart when there is nothing worthwhile getting banned for ?

Don't worry about it mate. It's a forum, with a large number of contributors from the varied backgrounds. Every single one of us talks shite sometimes and people have got extra free time on their hands over Christmas, so sometimes it leads to some mad conversations. Just take it for what it is, and either add to the madness or let it wash over you.
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: eyesalwaysblue on December 30, 2017, 01:51:47 AM
Rooney should be dropped because of what he did to @bacon sarnie (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=3715)'s aunt fanny
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Everton Mint on December 30, 2017, 04:14:25 AM
Rooney doesnt look too good in training today:

Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Everton Mint on December 31, 2017, 10:26:46 PM
My Everton highlight of the year 2017 - the return of the legend that is Wayne Rooney and his second debut goal, the winner vs Stoke.

(https://i.imgur.com/m6Qmcxq.jpg)

Here's to many more in 2018.

(https://i.imgur.com/31uSS1f.jpg)
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: bacon sarnie on December 31, 2017, 11:25:33 PM
Rooney should be dropped because of what he did to @bacon sarnie (https://www.nsno.co.uk/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=3715)'s aunt fanny

Haha, good one...be nice twattybollox or I'll send her to your gaff with Widow Twanky  :thumbsup:
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Post by: eyesalwaysblue on December 31, 2017, 11:31:55 PM
Haha, good one...be nice twattybollox or I'll send her to your gaff with Widow Twanky  :thumbsup:
Nooo anyone but the Twanky, i'd rather have Jim Whyte and Moshiri with Bill as the Butler.
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Post by: bacon sarnie on December 31, 2017, 11:36:19 PM
Nooo anyone but the Twanky, i'd rather have Jim Whyte and Moshiri with Bill as the Butler.


Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no you wouldn't!
Title: Re: Rooney
Post by: Cozzie on December 31, 2017, 11:50:51 PM
My Everton highlight of the year 2017 - the return of the legend that is Wayne Rooney and his second debut goal, the winner vs Stoke.

(https://i.imgur.com/m6Qmcxq.jpg)

Here's to many more in 2018.

(https://i.imgur.com/31uSS1f.jpg)

Yes lad!
Title: Rooney
Post by: mikey_blue on December 31, 2017, 11:52:27 PM
My Everton highlight of the year 2017 - the return of the legend that is Wayne Rooney and his second debut goal, the winner vs Stoke.

(https://i.imgur.com/m6Qmcxq.jpg)

Here's to many more in 2018.

(https://i.imgur.com/31uSS1f.jpg)

I know it's fashionable for people to not like Rooney, but I love this post. All the best, Blues.