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Re: Martinez gets the Belgium job
« on: August 04, 2016, 05:46:54 AM »
[At a Spurs training session]

Pochettino: What are you doing?

Alderweireld: Roberto told me to [SLAP!]

Pochettino: Don't listen to anything Roberto tells you. Ever.

[End scene]

The phrase "Roberto told me to do it" sounds uncannily like what a child blaming a broken vase on his imaginary friend would say.

I don't know why, but there is something in the name Roberto that just screams "imaginary friend".
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