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Just off phone post-Burnley...
« on: October 01, 2017, 10:26:19 PM »
Me: Ronald?

RK: "Yesh?"

Me: Hi, my name is CB.  Hey listen to me here for a second, Rooney forever, Schneiderlin never, ok?  Got that?

RK: "I'm sorry, who is this again?"

Me: Ron, what would you say was your most effective substitution today?

RK: "Hmm... probably not Sandro coming on..."

Me: You're getting warmer! ... Listen to me, From now on, Rooney starts every game in place of Schneid, you absolute f***ing cantaloupe!!

RK: "Well, I thought Sean Dyche's Burnley played well... like Moyes's early Everton..."

Me: Ha! We're not replacing you with Sean Dyche...

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