What the fuck is going on??Where do you start?
Prince Harry, William's brother, is marrying a girl from the States. Her dad isn't at the wedding, (some say neither is his), but there you go.
On the NSNO front one of the members seems to have sat out in the sun too long and appears to be suffering from sunstroke.
Later the FA cup final is on and, even if Chelsea win it, Conte will be sacked and Talksport won't bat an eyelid.
My dog just farted, that's you up to date, I think.