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Re: Cenk Tosun
« on: January 05, 2018, 06:15:03 AM »
First team meeting he walks up to big Sam, takes the chalk off him, goes to the board and says 'Sam, you give me the ball. I do this, this, this, this, this.....goal. Easy' just like Pele in Escape to Victory
Fast forward to 10 minutes in tommorow night....Kenny...down the line to Lennon....lovely turn inside away from milner....finds Rooney....Sneiderlin.....out to Martina....turns 180 degrees....plays it back Williams....hoooooofffff
One bounce and into the kop....Williams points meaningfully at the ball,shrugs his shoulders and shouts to his captain....wazza,wazza have a word with the new lad will yeah he,s tryna make me look a cunt....oumar would av been onto that!
Night comes down and finds you alone
In a space and time of your own
Lost in dreams in world full of shadows.

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