Constipated. That squad is badly constipated. I fear Allardyce is only a mild laxative. Was hoping for at least a few of the "older" ollies to have been shifted by now. Mirallas, Mo Basic... Can't be too harsh on the likes of Jagielka and Baines - in a more ideal Everton world they'd have gone a season or two ago with a pat on the back, or a buttock as per footballers. Phased out respectfully, not shat out on their last legs, as they will be.
We're a constipated club come to think of it.
For a constipated team, we really don't have a problem producing shite.