This could be the one....(like the fuckin derby innit)
Like the old national lottery slogan, "it could be you!" But, it most fucking probably won't be! And I'm a glass half full sort.
Just rang my mate down there and told him I won't be making it tomorrow, staying in and listening to some paint drying, will probably watch it on the radio like.
COYB, let's bore these bastards to death!