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May 19, 2014, 03:07:23 AM
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Everyone's favourite time of year has rolled around again and as usual this thread will try and make sense of the madness.

Same rules as always (see previous threads in Lower Burrens) If I do happen to miss anything feel free to let me know and it'll be added.

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NEWS:
- Gareth Barry signs for Everton on a 3 year deal.
- Muhamed Besic signs for Everton on a 5 year deal for an Undisclosed Fee.
- Romelu Lukaku signs for Everton on a 5 year deal for a 28m fee.
- Christian Atsu signs for Everton on a season long loan.
- Samuel Eto'o signs for Everton on a 2 year deal.

Fourth Official:
- Traore about to sign on loan again.
- Besic to have a medical today (24/7) and could travel to Thailand with the rest of the squad.
- Everton ask PSV for a fee for Memphis Depay.
- A loan deal for Christian Atsu will be confirmed on Wednesday, pending a successful work permit application

LCAB + THT:
- Fee essentially agreed for Lukaku, just waiting for Rom to make up his mind.
- Seemingly hinting there is truth in the Besic rumours.

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"..whenever i see an everton shirt i think there goes an everton fan. whenever i see a liverpool shirt i think there's someone wearing a liverpool shirt.."

May 19, 2014, 03:15:27 AM
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Shogun

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Can we change SoS1878 to just any ITK on other Everton forums?
I'm more trusting of fellas when they have my cock in their mouth

May 19, 2014, 03:17:45 AM
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May 19, 2014, 03:19:04 AM
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TheRam

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It's a fucking travesty that I'm not in that list

May 19, 2014, 03:25:52 AM
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Sir Stealth

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It's a fucking travesty that I'm not in that list

What did u get right last year lid?Baines staying and Kone signing?and that Charlie Austin loves the beak?
You think Lou Bega knocked it out of the park with Mambo number 1?!No but he kept at it!

May 19, 2014, 05:02:29 AM
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Fuckin gutted for @dejo85!

What's that fella got to do around here to get some sort of credibility?

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May 19, 2014, 05:06:28 AM
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Fourth official chats shit nowadays and lcab has no connections anymore, we need some new itks.

Verm.... Put John Merro on, just for shits and giggles

May 19, 2014, 06:26:00 AM
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Isnt that Transfer swoop account Fourth Officials account too? Might be worth keeping an eye on that.

May 19, 2014, 06:39:14 AM
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I know nothing so does that mean I can't post? :-(
Alternatively I can use the more usual Shropshire method of finding out what might happen by sacrificing a cat and reading the entrails?
Trouble is, if that turned out to be more reliable than your usual 'itk's' there wouldn't be a cat safe anywhere in the county in the next transfer window
The Himalayas has the Yeti, Norway has Trolls, America has Hillbillies. You, good people, are blessed with Shropshire.

May 19, 2014, 07:02:35 AM
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Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, the government will tell him to register his business license, pay income tax, pay payroll, pay for fishing permit.

May 19, 2014, 02:01:54 PM
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Sir Stealth

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Indy Kaila?

will be a good one to note down everything Everton related he says then go back to him with a link for this thread to congratulate him on everything he got right
You think Lou Bega knocked it out of the park with Mambo number 1?!No but he kept at it!

May 19, 2014, 04:21:19 PM
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May 19, 2014, 05:59:06 PM
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I'm more trusting of fellas when they have my cock in their mouth

May 20, 2014, 02:26:26 AM
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You left out DAVIDMOYES from GOT. He called quite a few right.