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October 22, 2017, 08:41:44 PM
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Kenny not tall enough, then Pickford not tall enough (in succession)
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October 22, 2017, 08:43:21 PM
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you know you’re shit when Özil scores a header against you.

a worldy header, no less
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October 22, 2017, 08:44:16 PM
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Giroud will come on and we will end up losing 4-1

I figured he would make it 2 or 3-nil, but the random goal threw the calculus off
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October 22, 2017, 08:45:22 PM
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Where is our defence?

somewhere in Argentina, getting pissed?
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October 22, 2017, 08:47:20 PM
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DCL down now.  Would God like to come down from His clouds and take a wee in my coffee whilst He's at it?
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October 22, 2017, 08:48:10 PM
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We had so much fun with the "Everton B" meme last season...well, now we are "Sunderland B."
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October 22, 2017, 08:51:46 PM
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I'm just curious to see if we get another shot on target.
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October 22, 2017, 08:54:48 PM
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if it stays 1-2, I bet Koeman hangs on.
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October 22, 2017, 08:55:22 PM
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For how shite we were under the previous idiot we were nowhere the bottom three and it wasn't just solely down to Lukaku. This clown will keep us down there.

Very true.  Barkley also had a hand in it.
"If you want a really scary thought, imagine how stupid the average American is.  Then realize...half of 'em are dumber than THAT." - George Carlin

October 22, 2017, 08:56:12 PM
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Gana's off, and we won't have him for Foxes.  Christ on a bike.
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October 22, 2017, 08:58:49 PM
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It's definitely a hodge-podge group of players that if poorly led (or even in a mediocre fashion) could find itself in a relegation scrap.  Lukaku and Barkley saved Martinez from that indignity here.
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October 22, 2017, 09:00:55 PM
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Should happen within one hour of the final whistle.  No reason to draw this shit out.
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October 22, 2017, 09:01:25 PM
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So much for playing better with 10...
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October 22, 2017, 09:03:03 PM
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Rooney and DCL off for Lookman and Niasse.  Because who gives a fuck.
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October 22, 2017, 09:04:29 PM
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Niasse offside on the free kick.  Of course.
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