I was checking out a Watford Forum and came across this clinker, also Marco is known as the snake, who wears a large timepiece.
"I saw an Everton fan in the supermarket yesterday. He was going a bit bald and was on the next checkout over from me, paying for his shopping and was with his raggedy and speccy four-eyed wife/partner. They were buying a big bottle of Dr Pepper, a big bottle of full-fat Cola, a big bottle of some other pop and about 3 cases of various types of lager. Must be one who's moved down here and made a bit of money for himself I suppose. Now rushing out to spend it all on things he's always dreamed of.
I knew he was an Everton fan because he was wearing a lurid purple Everton shirt. A really strange sort of colour it was. I think I've only ever previously seen it on one of Liberace's crushed velvet suits.
I caught his eye and very nearly shouted out "Richarlison!" and gave him a big thumbs up and a beaming smile. But in the end I didn't."