Yes, I do have a point.
Mr Fellaini. Recently had wisdom teeth removed, much to the displeasure of Mr Advocaat. Is this the reason for his upturn in form?
Many of us could see there was a player in there. A very good player, and that given time he'd adapt to the rigours of Premiership football. But even I, one of his biggest fans (and defenders) must admit I am pleasantly surprised at just how good he is at the moment. He was World class yesterday, no doubt. And the past 5-6 games he has been totally dominant.
So my question is this. Should I get down the dentist asap to get my gnashers out? I reckon I could be as good as Lucas if not better. And I'm sure I could afford a decent pair of falsies once the FSW spots me and signs me up as "the final piece in the jigsaw, fact".
I notice this also worked for Malouda last year (his form was excellent after the procedure), and though I can't name any off the top of my head I'm sure there have been many other cases.
What's Hibbert's dentist's number I wonder?