For the negative gits amongst us, can we just point out that we haven't turned into a Champions League winning side with a billion quid worth of talent on the pitch since we played Wigan. Neville and Cahill although a week older are just as unlikely to score six goals a piece, and Duffy probably won't play. Fellaini will be disgustingly rubbish because Moyes dare defy the laws of Everton forums, and push him up, and Saha won't score for us, (guaranteed).
It won't matter if Yakubu or Beckford score either, as we sold them too, and Osman probably won't be shit on the wings again. Drenthe probably won't have the manager by the throat, and Kenwright probably forgot to put his lottery numbers on. Moyes will play 4-5-1 and it will rain.
Did I say we will get beat 20 - 0 ?
On the positive side, seeing as we've covered all events, and brought our expectations back to earth, we won't need to have 40 different threads this time next week calling for the heads of any player, manager, or Chairman involved with the club.