I would be tempted to put Neville and/or Hibbert up front.
I'd be tempted to put Neville in a taxi to Manchester, along with the original receipt...
Yes, should give at least a handful of the kids a run out, and try something different upfront (Vic on his lonesome, maybe, with an attacking midfield behind him - preferably including someone who can give him a through ball)
And, the club should declare May 9th official no-hoofing day - will have to make our defenders play without boots like, but still. Maybe we could sponsor the players, raise some pennies to buy Carlo Nash a couple of tubes of ointment for his piles.
Fuck knows, this season's been weird hasn't it?