I'm waiting for inevitable commentary as a substitute comes on: "And here comes xxxxx who hasn't scored in 399 years.... Oh, he's only gone and done it!!!"
Aye, the Guardian seem to be enjoying whats been on show so far.....
"They’re nearly opened up here, though. Osman has been brilliant today, and he nearly sets one up, then nearly scores one. He slides a ball down the inside-left channel for Lukaku, who looks to dink one over Pantilimon as he enters the area. The keeper saves brilliantly. The ball breaks to Osman to the right of the D. His shot is heading into the bottom right - but that one’s parried by the keeper too! Sheer brilliance by the keeper. Brown is booked for a disgraceful lunge on McCarthy in the middle of all that. Clumsy more than malicious, but he clanked the Everton midfielder’s standing leg. Ooyah, oof."