I don't like them guys.
No i know we all have a distaste for them but i have an unhealthy hatred towards them. I mean that literally. My disgust for them has an actual negative effect on my health. Every time they do their redshite kinda things i always resort to either throwing up or shitting my pants. Every gradiose statement, every time they lack any kind of humility, every time they flat out refuse to acknowledge their own shortcomings. Every manager they hire is a complete whopper. They have had some GHASTLY ugly players in their time. I hate they lack a sense of humor and taking the piss out of them is akin to some sort of blasphemy or bigotry. And maybe its my skewed perception on reality but i seriously swear there is no other group of fans like this, nor is there a club that acts like that either. And worst of all is how the media stands up for them, whether its by hiring 10 liverpool pundits for every 1 non-liverpool pundit or by going on about what a great player Stevie Gerrard was STILL after he left 4 months ago with his tail between his legs. Seriously this guy is a complete and utter bellend by anyones standards but the media have preached about him so much that he is considered a true hero in the football world, yet other cunts don't seem to be able to get away with it.
And no im not bitter about their historical achievements, any reasonable person knows full well Liverpools success has no significance to the achievements of everton..apart from Liverpool fans! And they portray it in such a deluded way that when they say "We won it 5 times" you get the impression that the fans almost think they played in those finals or something.
Look i know in my heart that they're not all like this, they're a hugely supported club and they can't all be bellends. But theres just so many of them and they're given so much opportunity to spout their shite it just wont i mean fuckk sake!!!!!!!!
At the very least i want to beat them under King Brenny because he is the latest in a long line of Redshite managers who deserve a good fucking whalloping.