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January 07, 2016, 04:57:43 AM
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I'd play Shogun up front and fire aimless long balls up to him against their big, grizzly centre halves.
Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 09, 2016, 05:26:58 AM
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Bluedylan




Having that as a response makes me think that you look like Taylor Swift and confuses me sexually.
Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 09, 2016, 08:19:55 PM
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Bluedylan


I also think Oviedo can be a good right back

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Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 09, 2016, 09:41:28 PM
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Bluedylan


I'm quite enjoying this throwback to the old days. Not knowing what the fuck's going on. Phrases like 'Funes Mori apparently nearly scored a screamer'. Good times.
Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 09, 2016, 09:50:51 PM
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Bluedylan


Was it a head injury? Like a bad cut or a concussion?
Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 09, 2016, 09:54:19 PM
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Bluedylan


Bad cut to the forehead by the sound of it.

Sounds like he bust his nose.

Ta lads. Hopefully just be precautionary and he's still available for other games then.
Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 09, 2016, 09:56:24 PM
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Bluedylan


that's the last time i believe my missus when she says 'i've found the match for you'   :titanic:   :headbang:

just off to hide for a week   :blush:

On fire today mate ;)
Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 09, 2016, 10:09:10 PM
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Bluedylan


Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 09, 2016, 10:48:51 PM
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Too early for a 'we're going to win both cups' shout? ;)
Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.

January 10, 2016, 12:16:06 AM
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Jeff: That's not the way to win.
Kathie: Is there a way to win?
Jeff: There's a way to lose more slowly.