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October 10, 2018, 03:38:13 PM
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A spokesperson for Liverpool FC has defended the club’s decision to sell a keyring depicting the multiple murderer Dr Harold Shipman in their club shop at Anfield and on their various online retail outlets.

Speaking exclusively to us, Liverpool’s Retail Development Director Winnie Fuqual said that the keyring was produced to help reaffirm the club’s commitment to being a ‘team of history.’

She added: ‘When you say Liverpool FC to anyone, no matter what corner of the world you are in, they will always reply with the same comment: ‘They won something once, didn’t they?’

 





‘There is simply no other club out there with our history – in fact I can safely say that we have the greatest history in history, and therefore we have developed our range of merchandise to reflect a variety of personalities from both our footballing tradition and the world of notorious serial killers.’

‘Within the next three weeks, to accompany the Dr Harold Shipman keyring, we will also be introducing the Steve McManaman worktop banana stand, the Jan Molby ironing board and the Fred West cafetičre set.

We asked one Liverpool fan if he agreed with the club’s slightly odd merchandising policy.

He said: ‘This year is definitely our year, even more so since we recently completed the signing of Southampton.’

‘I am aware that I said the same thing at the start of last season and the season before, but I really mean it this time. Just look at our history for one thing.’

‘Oh wait, what were you asking about a keyring?’

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November 10, 2018, 05:45:35 PM
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Surely it's a stag do and he's dressed as his favourite player? Surely?
First thing I thought
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November 13, 2018, 04:23:46 AM
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November 18, 2018, 06:05:02 AM
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November 30, 2018, 06:31:14 PM
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December 05, 2018, 01:35:32 AM
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December 17, 2018, 05:39:12 PM
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They will smash Bayern
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December 17, 2018, 10:37:34 PM
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December 18, 2018, 01:21:11 AM
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Only posted it to see if its what bob saw
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January 06, 2019, 05:33:13 PM
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https://twitter.com/iamsircolin/status/1081487405834792960?s=19

Think a nerve has been touched

I know it's a parody and trying to be sarcastic btw
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January 24, 2019, 09:17:45 PM
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February 05, 2019, 09:59:24 PM
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All those people who admired his ''passion" whenever he berated officials are starting to see a bit of a pattern developing and it's not all about passion. He's getting ingrained right into the cult's "never our fault" belief.
That's why he's a perfect fit, from the full tracky look to the belief the world owes him sommet
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February 18, 2019, 08:43:40 PM
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Surprised its so close
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