Due to circumstances at work beyond my control, I would like you to take some time, look into your hearts, and pray for me.
For I have to go into the bowels of the beast, attend the unholy alter of the devils spawn, and grace the haven of the unclean and unwashed.
I have to take a client I care for to . a....ld..I dare not use the full name of this heathen place.
I will of course do the due penance, and pray to the holy trinity to protect me. and hope that my attempts to drown out the unholy prayer to Satan are successful. ( ear pods playing z cars on loop).
again, any prayers for my soul would be appreciated.