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October 12, 2018, 09:14:53 PM
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Scored two on his debut.

OK so it was for an Aussie club, in a friendly, and the goalkeeping for both goals was fucking horrific, but still.

I know itís beyond ridiculous but it would be brilliant if we signed him.


October 12, 2018, 09:28:28 PM
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Jimmywhack

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Scored two on his debut.

OK so it was for an Aussie club, in a friendly, and the goalkeeping for both goals was fucking horrific, but still.

I know it’s beyond ridiculous but it would be brilliant if we signed him.


Brilliant in what way?
We have forwards who aren't that good as it is, we don't need a forward who is genuinely shite
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October 12, 2018, 09:31:35 PM
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I know itís beyond ridiculous but it would be brilliant if we signed him.

I'm unsure if this comment is serious or not.....  :bonk:


October 12, 2018, 09:43:15 PM
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Obviously I know he would be complete and utter shite.

Itíd still make me happy.

October 12, 2018, 09:44:21 PM
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why would it be brilliant? Strange.
I have to return some videotapes.

Vamos lŠ Everton!

October 12, 2018, 10:54:13 PM
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TheRam

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Why would you want us to sign Usain Bolt haha.



October 12, 2018, 11:26:41 PM
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Because the man is a fucking legend.

I donít feel Iím explaining myself very well here.

October 12, 2018, 11:46:09 PM
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Why would you want us to sign Usain Bolt haha.
Be a top ball boy when we are 1-0 down with 2 minutes to go and thatís about it I think

October 13, 2018, 12:28:47 AM
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Mad thread this

October 13, 2018, 01:20:17 AM
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We've got Bernie, we may as well sign the Bolt as well

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October 13, 2018, 01:22:35 AM
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Too many puns here ,bolt from the blue ,cross threaded ,screwed up , I'm going nuts  :bonk:
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October 13, 2018, 04:56:55 AM
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TheRam

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Because the man is a fucking legend.

I donít feel Iím explaining myself very well here.

Get Colin Jackson outwide.

October 13, 2018, 06:42:51 AM
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Get Colin Jackson outwide.

Seems a bit of a leap mate.
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October 13, 2018, 08:59:58 AM
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Wonder if Alan Wells is looking for a contract?
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