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September 01, 2017, 03:43:24 PM
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Waltzer


Apologies if its been already asked, but is there a smidgen of chance that he turned them down because Everton were his club and he came to his scenes at the final minute (like in a film). 

10000000000% no, otherwise he'd have said that, instead of saying 'im going to f**k you over and wait until January to assess my options'

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September 01, 2017, 03:49:58 PM
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Macca77


Apologies if its been already asked, but is there a smidgen of chance that he turned them down because Everton were his club and he came to his scenes at the final minute (like in a film). 

Yeah, then when he got back to Finch Farm, Koeman was waiting for him, <soppy music starts playing> they stand at each end of a dark corridor just looking at each other, then suddenly the tears start flowing from Ross's eyes, Koeman marches towards him, Ross walks towards Koeman, they stop in front of eachother, Ross says "I'm sorry boss, really sorry I just can't leave, I....I.....I..."  Koeman places his finger over Ross's lip, "shhhhh Ross, I know, I know, it's OK, I didn't want you to leave, I never did, its over now, you don't have to say sorry" they embrace, the tears flow "I love you boss" Ross cries out "I fucking love EVERTON!" he screams, Koeman laughs "I know you do Ross, I know you do" Suddenly a side door opens and all of our players run towards the two of them <slow motion effect> they all laugh and high five Ross, some of them fall over and hug and embrace <camera fade out, z cars starts>

The End.

September 01, 2017, 03:50:31 PM
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Elgoodo1978


10000000000% no, otherwise he'd have said that, instead of saying 'im going to f**k you over and wait until January to assess my options'

Yeah but maybe, just maybe. I need a dose of defeatist to get prepared for the worst I reckon though, it's going to hurt. 


September 01, 2017, 03:52:25 PM
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Elgoodo1978


Yeah, then when he got back to Finch Farm, Koeman was waiting for him, <soppy music starts playing> they stand at each end of a dark corridor just looking at each other, then suddenly the tears start flowing from Ross's eyes, Koeman marches towards him, Ross walks towards Koeman, they stop in front of eachother, Ross says "I'm sorry boss, really sorry I just can't leave, I....I.....I..."  Koeman places his finger over Ross's lip, "shhhhh Ross, I know, I know, it's OK, I didn't want you to leave, I never did, its over now, you don't have to say sorry" they embrace, the tears flow "I love you boss" Ross cries out "I fucking love EVERTON!" he screams, Koeman laughs "I know you do Ross, I know you do" Suddenly a side door opens and all of our players run towards the two of them <slow motion effect> they all laugh and high five Ross, some of them fall over and hug and embrace <camera fade out, z cars starts>

The End.

Whaaaaaaaa! Brilliant  :clap: :clap: :clap:

 I knew there was a chance, one for the Mrs to watch too.
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September 01, 2017, 03:53:50 PM
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Escla

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Fixed it for ya !

Yeah, then when he got back to Finch Farm, Koeman was waiting for him, <soppy music starts playing> they stand at each end of the corridor just looking at each other, then suddenly the tears start flowing from Ross's eyes, Koeman marches towards him, Ross walks towards Koeman, they stop in front of eachother, Ross says "I'm sorry boss, really sorry I just can't leave, I....I.....I..."  Koeman places his finger over Ross's lip, "shhhhh Ross, I know, I know, it's OK, I didn't want you to leave, I never did, its over now, you don't have to say sorry" they embrace, the tears flow "I love you boss" Ross cries out "I fucking love EVERTON!" he screams, Koeman laughs "I know you do Ross, I know you do" Suddenly a side door opens and Big Dunc steps out and says "cunt" and with that he decks him with one punch to the chin.<camera fade out, z cars starts>

The End.

September 01, 2017, 03:53:55 PM
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sam of the south


Yeah, then when he got back to Finch Farm, Koeman was waiting for him, <soppy music starts playing> they stand at each end of a dark corridor just looking at each other, then suddenly the tears start flowing from Ross's eyes, Koeman marches towards him, Ross walks towards Koeman, they stop in front of eachother, Ross says "I'm sorry boss, really sorry I just can't leave, I....I.....I..."  Koeman places his finger over Ross's lip, "shhhhh Ross, I know, I know, it's OK, I didn't want you to leave, I never did, its over now, you don't have to say sorry" they embrace, the tears flow "I love you boss" Ross cries out "I fucking love EVERTON!" he screams, Koeman laughs "I know you do Ross, I know you do" Suddenly a side door opens and all of our players run towards the two of them <slow motion effect> they all laugh and high five Ross, some of them fall over and hug and embrace <camera fade out, z cars starts>

The End.

Phew, I'm glad it ended that way, because it was starting to feel a bit gangbangy
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September 01, 2017, 03:56:16 PM
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SANA_DR0


hearing that Barkley didnt travel down to Chelsea or have a medical...

was Mosh lying in his interview with Jim White?


fucking Shambles,  no reason to make the lad feel anyworse.
Unsworth has a 100% League record at home
Norwich 3-0 15th May 2016
Watford 3-2 5th Nov 2017
West Ham 4-0 29th Nov 2017
To Be Continued.....

September 01, 2017, 03:56:43 PM
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Macca77


Simon Pegg will be play the part of Koeman

Channing Tatum as Barkley

September 01, 2017, 03:58:11 PM
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Elgoodo1978


Fixed it for ya !

Yeah, then when he got back to Finch Farm, Koeman was waiting for him, <soppy music starts playing> they stand at each end of the corridor just looking at each other, then suddenly the tears start flowing from Ross's eyes, Koeman marches towards him, Ross walks towards Koeman, they stop in front of eachother, Ross says "I'm sorry boss, really sorry I just can't leave, I....I.....I..."  Koeman places his finger over Ross's lip, "shhhhh Ross, I know, I know, it's OK, I didn't want you to leave, I never did, its over now, you don't have to say sorry" they embrace, the tears flow "I love you boss" Ross cries out "I fucking love EVERTON!" he screams, Koeman laughs "I know you do Ross, I know you do" Suddenly a side door opens and Big Dunc steps out and says "cunt" and with that he decks him with one punch to the chin.<camera fade out, z cars starts>

The End.

I picturing a scene from Scum (not one for the Mrs)

September 01, 2017, 04:00:38 PM
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Polledreng

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I doubt Spurs offered him better wages than we did, or indeed, Chelsea did. other than the fact there's a nice healthy signing fee waiting for him to boost those wages. Everton did want him to stay. That's why they offered him a big contract. He could be right, maybe Spurs are the team to join, but don't make out it's all for footballing reasons. I won't look on him as an Evertonian, ever again. That's my personal point of view as an Evertonian.
Agree. Think I lost the last bit of respect I had for the lad

September 01, 2017, 04:01:59 PM
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Escla

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hearing that Barkley didnt travel down to Chelsea or have a medical...

was Mosh lying in his interview with Jim White?


fucking Shambles,  no reason to make the lad feel anyworse.

At this point in time it is Moshiris statement versus "a source close to the player" why do you take the anonymous sources version as gospel ?

September 01, 2017, 04:04:39 PM
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Fixed it for ya !

Yeah, then when he got back to Finch Farm, Koeman was waiting for him, <soppy music starts playing> they stand at each end of the corridor just looking at each other, then suddenly the tears start flowing from Ross's eyes, Koeman marches towards him, Ross walks towards Koeman, they stop in front of eachother, Ross says "I'm sorry boss, really sorry I just can't leave, I....I.....I..."  Koeman places his finger over Ross's lip, "shhhhh Ross, I know, I know, it's OK, I didn't want you to leave, I never did, its over now, you don't have to say sorry" they embrace, the tears flow "I love you boss" Ross cries out "I fucking love EVERTON!" he screams, Koeman laughs "I know you do Ross, I know you do" Suddenly a side door opens and Big Dunc steps out and says "cunt" and with that he decks him with one punch to the chin.<camera fade out, z cars starts>

The End.

My version had a similar ending but with Moshiri mowing down Ross using a minigun attached to the back of big Duncan's HiLux flatbed.

Farming Karma like the Dalai Llama

September 01, 2017, 04:06:30 PM
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SANA_DR0


At this point in time it is Moshiris statement versus "a source close to the player" why do you take the anonymous sources version as gospel ?

understand what your saying. but im not taking this incident on its own, the way the club have handled him the last 8 months or so, has been pretty poor. (not even handled him. the way the have not communicated with him.ie not knowing what he wants to do with his contract)
Unsworth has a 100% League record at home
Norwich 3-0 15th May 2016
Watford 3-2 5th Nov 2017
West Ham 4-0 29th Nov 2017
To Be Continued.....

September 01, 2017, 04:09:23 PM
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Escla

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understand what your saying. but im not taking this incident on its own, the way the club have handled him the last 8 months or so, has been pretty poor. (not even handled him. the way the have not communicated with him.ie not knowing what he wants to do with his contract)

But as always we have no idea what discussions have taken place between him and the club do we, he was offered a contract, refused it, that's all we know.

September 01, 2017, 04:09:28 PM
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Ramjam


Can we have the Hitler caption in the bunker with subtitles on this shambles please
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