Wouldn't it be wonderful if the shite went out to a dodgy pen in injury time
I can absolutely, categorically, 100% guarantee that it'll be them who gets that penalty. And they'll be awarded it after a foul in the build-up, with 2 men offside. Or VAR will be used especially to rule out a goal that otherwise would've been given. Collina will come out of retirement for one match only and all but throw the ball in the net for them.
You just know the stars will align, because they always do for the RS. And the whole Man City bus investigation thing will be swept under the carpet, with their 'severe' punishment a behind-closed-doors pre-season friendly against Bognor Regis.