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January 27, 2018, 03:48:51 PM
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Due to circumstances at work beyond my control, I would like you to take some time, look into your hearts, and pray for me.
For I have to go into the bowels of the beast, attend the unholy alter of the devils spawn, and grace the haven of the unclean and unwashed.
I have to take a client I care for to .      a....ld..I dare not use the full name of this heathen place.

I will of course do the due penance, and pray to the holy trinity to protect me. and hope that my attempts to drown out the unholy prayer to Satan are successful. ( ear pods playing z cars on loop).

again, any prayers for my soul would be appreciated. :-[

 :whistle: lolol

I'm the "trophy husband" from the game my wife regrets playing.

January 27, 2018, 03:55:06 PM
Reply #1


Just try not to celebrate when Rondon scores an 84th minute winner

January 27, 2018, 05:10:07 PM
Reply #2

Mayor Farnum

I've done similar. There's no soft soap you're in for a horrible time.

January 27, 2018, 05:20:53 PM
Reply #3


You poor bastard ,I feel bilious at the thought of it all ,not to mention when they sing their dirge.
May God be with you.
We are special ,we are Everton.

January 27, 2018, 05:52:15 PM
Reply #4


At least you get to watch two teams play some attacking stuff (been missing that of late being blue).....Come on Rondon do us a favour😅
Born not made a blue .

January 28, 2018, 03:56:13 AM
Reply #5


@sirblue57 we may have to send you into hell more often!!

January 28, 2018, 04:05:06 AM
Reply #6


@sirblue57 we may have to send you into hell more often!!

Thankfully the holy trinity watched over me, and despite the referee falling victim to Satan's sermon. ( VAR).  They ensured that right overcame the demons spawn..

But fuck going there again...
I'm the "trophy husband" from the game my wife regrets playing.

January 28, 2018, 04:15:58 AM
Reply #7

Shropshire Blue

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The Himalayas has the Yeti, Norway has Trolls, America has Hillbillies. You, good people, are blessed with Shropshire.

January 28, 2018, 04:21:37 AM
Reply #8

Major Clanger

Well, at least you had fun. :)
I didn't even remember I had a signature.

January 28, 2018, 04:21:53 AM
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The power of prayer ladies and gentlemen
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