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September 02, 2017, 07:31:59 PM
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Unfortunately men with too much money always think with their dicks

Fixed. I've never heard this stereotype blamed on being wealthy before, I know loads of seedy paupers.

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September 02, 2017, 07:44:37 PM
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blue slug


Haha your probably right fella

September 02, 2017, 07:49:43 PM
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Simon Paul

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she sold her story to The Sun as well

Oh Wayne....


September 02, 2017, 07:57:21 PM
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Marky Mark and the funky


she sold her story to The Sun as well

Oh Wayne....

I read that and in my mind heard the tune of "Hey Jude".

September 02, 2017, 08:05:32 PM
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Gash

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Strange looking woman.

September 02, 2017, 08:07:15 PM
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Lxxx


So he was driving her car back to her house, what a knob. How the fuck is he gonna explain that one to Colleen?
I'm usually pretty decent at pulling the wool over my missus' eyes but even I'd be stumped at that one.


September 02, 2017, 08:11:22 PM
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she has well planned this in order to get a bit of fame

saying she didn't think he looked that drunk is because she asked him to drive her car, and if she knew he was drunk she would have incited a crime and be as liable as he is for doing it - it also rubs salt into Colleen's wounds


September 02, 2017, 08:17:35 PM
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Jimmywhack

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Strange looking woman.
Yeah all the pics I have seen are like I ain't the best looking, heres my tits
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Simply simply lovely

September 02, 2017, 08:17:41 PM
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she has well planned this in order to get a bit of fame

She's probably the one who phoned the police, right before she got in the car. Why else would you get in a car with someone who's been drinking unless you knew the friendly bobby was going to pull you over a few hundred yards down the road.

Ok, I'm stretching that a little but it's quite in work today and I've time on my hands. :)

September 02, 2017, 08:18:33 PM
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Yeah all the pics I have seen are like I ain't ever best looking, heres my tits

She can afford new ones now as well, at least they'll draw attention away from her coupon.

September 02, 2017, 08:24:44 PM
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Trublue


She looks like a right, holds digging tart. Silly boy Wayne, this may cost you more than money.

September 02, 2017, 08:25:27 PM
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Ross


You'd hope he's kept the place tidy as well.

Imagine Coleen coming home to this and the house was a mess.
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September 02, 2017, 08:30:26 PM
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everton1952


Oh shut this fucking thread down.

September 02, 2017, 08:34:06 PM
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pjk


She's probably the one who phoned the police, right before she got in the car. Why else would you get in a car with someone who's been drinking unless you knew the friendly bobby was going to pull you over a few hundred yards down the road.

Ok, I'm stretching that a little but it's quite in work today and I've time on my hands. :)



Hmm. He wanted to fondle her boobies and pull them all over, a few hundred yards down the road.  :)
Steinbeck's maxim: “Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”.

September 02, 2017, 10:53:19 PM
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Macca77


Shes not a marriage wrecker she said whilst counting the money she got for selling her story

Classy bird that