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September 03, 2017, 12:59:57 AM
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TheTone


Is that actually you or Marco?

haha Marco is champions league level, am struggling in the dr martens like

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September 03, 2017, 01:07:22 AM
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sam of the south


Wayne's a classic case of a lad who looks like the back end of a bus, ties the Mrs down early doors with a couple of kids, and then spends the next 10-15 years relying on his fame/wealth to jump all over any clunge that potentially comes his way, no matter how ropey. He's drunk on fame, and the access it gives him to otherwise unattainable women (for him).

He's got dreamy baby blues, though ☺️
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September 03, 2017, 01:10:08 AM
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Morta75


Just started to convince me that this was an ok signing... If this is true, what a dick head!


September 03, 2017, 01:11:52 AM
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Simon Paul

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so...

who cost us a decent striker most on Thursday?

Ross by not going to Chelsea and us missing out on loads of money, or Wayne and his complete clusterfuck of an evening meaning he won't be "mentally fit" to lead the line any time soon?

September 03, 2017, 01:14:46 AM
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Marky Mark and the funky


so...

who cost us a decent striker most on Thursday?

Ross by not going to Chelsea and us missing out on loads of money, or Wayne and his complete clusterfuck of an evening meaning he won't be "mentally fit" to lead the line any time soon?

Maybe he'll lose himself in his first love...

...and fuck worrying about his long-term partner and ever more aware what is going on around them kids!

September 03, 2017, 01:21:40 AM
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TheTone


sleeping in the spare room in his everton pjs for a while then


September 03, 2017, 01:51:15 AM
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Jimmywhack

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sleeping in the spare room in his everton pjs for a while then
Or a cell with Raymond the bastard


Simply simply lovely

September 03, 2017, 01:52:21 AM
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Major Clanger


Wayne's a classic case of a lad who looks like the back end of a bus, ties the Mrs down early doors with a couple of kids, and then spends the next 10-15 years relying on his fame/wealth to jump all over any clunge that potentially comes his way, no matter how ropey. He's drunk on fame, and the access it gives him to otherwise unattainable women (for him).

Specifically Megabus.



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September 03, 2017, 02:17:53 AM
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pjk


He probably reads a lot of these sites. A few bob or not. His missus will blow him out if it happens again and the Sun are eating it up. Time for us to back him and let him know we do. But we're like his pissed off missus. Someone's got to give him a break. As footy fans, that's down to us. We do or we don't.
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September 03, 2017, 03:20:14 AM
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Macca77


Typical man, all of you have your brains in your dicks

Am I right girls.....girls??

September 03, 2017, 03:23:25 AM
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sam of the south


Typical man, all of you have your brains in your dicks

Am I right girls.....girls??

HOLLAAAAA! 🙋🏼
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September 03, 2017, 03:24:57 AM
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Macca77


Stay strong Colleen queen, don't let that bastard get away with it again girl, cut his cock off while hes asleep

September 03, 2017, 03:58:41 AM
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Everton Mint


I cant see him getting away with it and another chance from Coleen - she's given him a couple already.

I think its looking pretty grim for him (and us).

September 03, 2017, 05:48:32 AM
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School of Science


You no what to say the last day of the transfer window hasn't been kind to us is a bit of a fking understatement innit. This year we have the Rooney / Barkley fiasco's, inbetween Farhads update. Last year it was the Sissoko shambles and Farhad's family follies speech. And the year before that was the infamous purple dildo incident outside Finch Farm, which led to all Sky sports reporters to be kept inside the training grounds for their own safety  :). Don't think it would bother me if they just fucked off the last day of the transfer window  :snigger:
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September 03, 2017, 07:38:22 AM
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Juanito