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September 03, 2017, 09:15:12 PM
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Footballers never got done in the 70s they could never find their cars
I still despise Clive Thomas..

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September 03, 2017, 09:20:13 PM
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Lxxx


So on Koeman's naughty step we have Rooney, Mirallas, Barkley and Niasse.

Fuckin hell we'll be able to put out a locker less 11 soon, all getting changed in the car park.

September 03, 2017, 09:41:29 PM
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Oh so we are being psychologists again? No one fucking knows if his head will be elsewhere during games
I have to return some videotapes.


September 03, 2017, 09:43:34 PM
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Oh so we are being psychologists again? No one fucking knows if his head will be elsewhere during games

It will if there is a woman with her fake knockers out in the first row of the Park End.

September 03, 2017, 09:44:34 PM
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TheRam

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I've never driven under even the slightest of influence.

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September 03, 2017, 10:36:20 PM
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On a lighter note - if Colleen divorced him and got 50% of everything she'd have more PL medals than Steve Gerrard
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September 03, 2017, 11:14:09 PM
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Those saying they have never drove under the influence ..  it's probably harder to concentrate with a moaning wife or dvdless kids whining than pissed ....so we have all drove with undue care at some point .😅😅

September 03, 2017, 11:16:59 PM
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On a lighter note - if Colleen divorced him and got 50% of everything she'd have more PL medals than Steve Gerrard

"If you want a really scary thought, imagine how stupid the average American is.  Then realize...half of 'em are dumber than THAT." - George Carlin

September 03, 2017, 11:18:52 PM
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Those saying they have never drove under the influence ..  it's probably harder to concentrate with a moaning wife or dvdless kids whining than pissed ....so we have all drove with undue care at some point .😅😅

I once drove past a woman on the highway - at rush hour - who was reading a fucking book.  Traffic was clicking along at 70 miles an hour, mind you.
"If you want a really scary thought, imagine how stupid the average American is.  Then realize...half of 'em are dumber than THAT." - George Carlin

September 03, 2017, 11:20:53 PM
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Marky Mark and the funky


So on Koeman's naughty step we have Rooney, Mirallas, Barkley and Niasse.

Fuckin hell we'll be able to put out a locker less 11 soon, all getting changed in the car park.

Don't be so ridiculous.

We're on for five-a-side-though, Robles in goal.

September 03, 2017, 11:21:23 PM
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TheTone


In rural Ireland if a fella couldn't get his keys into the car or tractor like on the first go he used never drive home, he'd walk it, bum a lift with the fella less drunk than him or fall asleep on the bonnet or back seat

Can't even have a pint now and drive, world's gone mad

I've just drove home myself after a round of golf, had 2 pints as well although alas no dolly bird with fake tits in the bar to bring home, so fuck ye all


September 03, 2017, 11:23:15 PM
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In rural Ireland if a fella couldn't get his keys into the car or tractor like on the first go he used never drive home, he'd walk it, bum a lift with the fella less drunk than him or fall asleep on the bonnet or back seat

Can't even have a pint now and drive, world's gone mad

I've just drove home myself after a round of golf, had 2 pints as well although alas no dolly bird with fake tits in the bar to bring home, so fuck ye all



You probably sweated it all out, to be honest.  No way over the limit.
"If you want a really scary thought, imagine how stupid the average American is.  Then realize...half of 'em are dumber than THAT." - George Carlin

September 03, 2017, 11:26:20 PM
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He was letting his hair down (no pun intended), got carried away and will pay the price

We all make mistakes - whatever age

He'll have to swallow the medicine, bite the bullet and take it on the chin with both barrels

Wayne's a tough cookie, but talk about the blues........................ .........watch out, Spurs!

Come on, Coleen!!

« Last Edit: September 03, 2017, 11:27:58 PM by BlueForYou »
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September 04, 2017, 12:28:06 AM
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In rural Ireland if a fella couldn't get his keys into the car or tractor like on the first go he used never drive home, he'd walk it, bum a lift with the fella less drunk than him or fall asleep on the bonnet or back seat

Can't even have a pint now and drive, world's gone mad

I've just drove home myself after a round of golf, had 2 pints as well although alas no dolly bird with fake tits in the bar to bring home, so fuck ye all



The worlds not gone mad its gone safer mate.

September 04, 2017, 01:09:25 AM
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BlueForYou


Not with North Korea around

They've never been the same since the 1966 World Cup - cruising 3-0 in the quarter finals at Goodison against Portugal until getting hit by a missile called Eusebio
« Last Edit: September 04, 2017, 01:16:52 AM by BlueForYou »
"We don't need a badge - everybody knows those blue and white shirts..............Everton"

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