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September 01, 2017, 09:56:23 PM
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A freedom fighter sent back in time to protect mankind from the rise of the machines
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September 01, 2017, 11:46:47 PM
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That suggests that someone at Everton is a cyborg? Is the Ross Barkley affair about trying to protect him from the infiltrator?

Maybe Rooney, he always looked suspiciously older for his age, we know he has hair implants.. maybe he was sent back too early? They packed him off back then, but he managed to return this summer so the club had to hide Ross!

Obviously it's them lot from across the park
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September 02, 2017, 12:24:23 AM
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What most people don't know is that in the original timeline Liverpool were a part time outfit and Everton had 32 titles, 8 European cups and the League cup was permanently renamed the Everton Cup in honour of our fifty wins. Until a traumatised red software engineer decided to destroy the world. In that timeline of course the Korean war never happened and Donald Trump was a much beloved comedian. Damn kopites.

I'd pay to see this film - provided there was a happy ending
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September 29, 2017, 06:03:56 AM
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Fucking hell. I'm glad I've never played in any teams with some of you lot.
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December 06, 2017, 10:54:15 PM
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I doubt you would have the likes of Atletico and Valencia after you if there wasn't something about you.

This could come back to bite us on the arse, but then he may just not be adapting to life over here, so there may be little we can do to stop him.

He's banging the goals on the new FM for me
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December 06, 2017, 11:11:46 PM
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Sandro not in squad tomorrow so either injured or really out of favour.

Plays Sunday I reckon
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December 07, 2017, 12:28:02 AM
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Eat me own ollies if he plays on Sunday

Starting or bench?
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December 07, 2017, 05:45:43 AM
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By all accounts Sandro was a Walsh signing. He's surely not going to want him to go without seeing if he's got what it takes?
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December 13, 2017, 07:31:17 PM
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Sandro to replace Ronaldo - you heard it here first

Swap deal?
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December 13, 2017, 07:34:11 PM
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Just practicing to be a journo -

Ronaldo off form
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Sandro wanting to go to Spain
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Quick Maths!

You've got the job fella.
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December 15, 2017, 11:07:19 PM
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He's currently scored 47 goals for me by Feb in all competitions on FM but the cunt wants to move to a bigger club. Sack him off
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December 16, 2017, 06:14:05 PM
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Sandro is a player with promise and a big price tag but no apparent spot or even a defined position at the club which bought him.

In other words, he's a Ronald Koeman signing.

5m is hardly a big price tag
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