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October 01, 2017, 10:07:39 PM
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Pickford - 5. Nothing he could do about goal, had nothing else to do.

Baines - 5. Had some cross attempts... that hit no one...

Niasse - 6. He tried a bit, but can't do much when everyone else is shit.

Williams - -2. How does he start? How is he in the team?

Sigurdsson - -3. What has he done since putting on the shirt?

Everyone else - 0.

Koeman - I won't even do it.



This is fucking Burnley.

We have 4 more league goals than Palace does this season.

They have 0, just in case u were wondering.
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October 01, 2017, 10:10:25 PM
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Pickford - 5. Nothing he could do about goal, had nothing else to do.

Baines - 5. Had some cross attempts... that hit no one...

Niasse - 6. He tried a bit, but can't do much when everyone else is shit.

Williams - -2. How does he start? How is he in the team?

Sigurdsson - -3. What has he done since putting on the shirt?

Everyone else - 0.

Koeman - I won't even do it.



This is fucking Burnley.

We have 4 more league goals than Palace does this season.

They have 0, just in case u were wondering.

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October 01, 2017, 10:56:00 PM
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Pickford - 5 - what can you say?

Martina - 1 - Will go down as one of the worst players we've had.
Keane - 4 - got bullied
Williams - 1 - fuck off
Baines - 5 - Took him until the 70th minute to decide to go forward

Sigurdsson - 4 - Not his fault
Schneiderlin - 1 - Sort yourself out
Gana - 5 - Stop shooting
Vlasic - 6 - Good player

DCL - 5 - Meh
Niasse - 4 - Meh

Koeman - 0
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October 01, 2017, 10:56:01 PM
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Pickford 5

Baines 5

Martina 3

Williams 3

Keane 5

Schniederlin 4

Gueye 4

Vlasic 6

Siggurdson 5

Niasse 7

DCL 5

Davies 5

Rooney 5

Sandro 4

Koeman just fuck off now!

Most of the ratings are for the first 20 mins, after that, mostly a big fat 0.

October 01, 2017, 11:29:57 PM
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Defence: Martina, Williams poor, Baines too save some late match improvement

Mid: Schneiderlin absolutely horrific. Gana good workrate. Sig poor. Vlasic not bad. Rooney bright as sub.

Strikers: Niasse mediocre, DCL not bad

October 01, 2017, 11:37:02 PM
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Ravardo


If you fancy a laugh go check out the player ratings on the echo


October 01, 2017, 11:38:49 PM
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SANA_DR0


Niasse, Vlasic and DCL where the only players who started that deserve a rating above 5.

Rooney gets a 5+, wish he plays as a CM from now on.

Koeman is taking Everton places. Namely, the Championship.

October 02, 2017, 12:08:50 AM
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Williams - Disgrace, joke, waste of space, embarrassment.

Schniderlin - Offers fuck all.

Baines - Couldn't hit a team of Peter Crouchs with a cross anymore.

Martina - Just shit.
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October 02, 2017, 12:10:42 AM
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Pickford - 5 - what can you say?

Martina - 1 - Will go down as one of the worst players we've had.
Keane - 4 - got bullied
Williams - 1 - fuck off
Baines - 5 - Took him until the 70th minute to decide to go forward

Sigurdsson - 4 - Not his fault
Schneiderlin - 1 - Sort yourself out
Gana - 5 - Stop shooting
Vlasic - 6 - Good player

DCL - 5 - Meh
Niasse - 4 - Meh

Koeman - 0
Dcl and Baines 4 other than that spot on

October 02, 2017, 12:35:00 AM
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Macca77


Pickford 5
Baines 5
Martina 2
Williams 2
Keane 4
Schniederlin 4
Gueye 5
Vlasic 5
Sigurdsson 5
Niasse 5
DCL 6
Davies 4
Rooney 4
Sandro 3
Koeman 0

October 02, 2017, 12:37:08 AM
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Realist


Baines getting away with being shit again

October 02, 2017, 01:13:23 AM
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Rhys


Baines getting away with being shit again

His delivery has definitely dropped, probably hand in hand with not being able to strike a free kick.

However in his defence how many times does the ball get over to him, and he has nobody within 40 yards of him to receive a pass?

October 02, 2017, 01:15:51 AM
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Ravardo


We play like were anticipating the cross and it doesnt happen which also means no one moves into a postion to pass to we are so statue esk its a joke

October 02, 2017, 01:29:39 AM
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WeimaranerBlues


If you fancy a laugh go check out the player ratings on the echo

always get a laugh every week, apart from Niasse last week who got a 8   we still got loads of 5,6 and the odd 7,   but we showed character last week after going 1-0 down and won the game , this week stats are awful ...........don t think they watch the same game.

October 02, 2017, 01:36:58 AM
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blueski


koeman 0 thats the one that really matters

had the tools to get a result but the players show up unmotivated and perform poorly

not sure it needs to go beyond that
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