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October 01, 2017, 10:26:19 PM
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Me: Ronald?

RK: "Yesh?"

Me: Hi, my name is CB.  Hey listen to me here for a second, Rooney forever, Schneiderlin never, ok?  Got that?

RK: "I'm sorry, who is this again?"

Me: Ron, what would you say was your most effective substitution today?

RK: "Hmm... probably not Sandro coming on..."

Me: You're getting warmer! ... Listen to me, From now on, Rooney starts every game in place of Schneid, you absolute f***ing cantaloupe!!

RK: "Well, I thought Sean Dyche's Burnley played well... like Moyes's early Everton..."

Me: Ha! We're not replacing you with Sean Dyche...

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October 01, 2017, 10:28:21 PM
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Ell Capitan

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The fuck is this?

October 01, 2017, 10:29:01 PM
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October 01, 2017, 10:29:10 PM
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October 01, 2017, 10:30:59 PM
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October 01, 2017, 10:33:34 PM
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Simply simply lovely


October 01, 2017, 10:39:21 PM
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October 01, 2017, 10:43:38 PM
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Next time you speak to him can you explain how fucking useless Ashley Williams is and ask him to be nice to Barkley.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

October 01, 2017, 10:44:13 PM
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The lunatics are taking over the asylum!

October 01, 2017, 10:44:26 PM
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Been watching in the pub?
Cordiali saluti, motherfuckers.

October 01, 2017, 10:44:32 PM
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fucking shite this place these days.
I have to return some videotapes.

October 01, 2017, 10:53:16 PM
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Don't do drugs kids
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October 01, 2017, 11:02:39 PM
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Surely this is a bannable offence? Is bannable even a word?
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October 01, 2017, 11:04:56 PM
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Surely this is a bannable offence? Is bannable even a word?

Binable?

October 01, 2017, 11:09:12 PM
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Not in the mood for attempts at humor, copy...

Did manage to attract negative comment from pretty much every regular... "Paging Ram... paging EiNC"
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