Baines. He's the only one well-rounded enough where I feel it wouldn't be dull and/or a real disappointment.
Think he would be able to dish some real shit about what went down at the end with Moyes, Martinez, and now Koeman. Maybe how the dressing room really viewed the Romelu and Ross situations. He seems fair and objective.
Maybe he would also be more willing to open up to an American, who could I gossip to, really?